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2008-03-25 01:29:29 PM
FLYNAVY: Kinda xpensive but worth it.


Kind of like a fake Navy career?
 
2008-03-25 01:29:41 PM
coneeleven: Had a 6'10" friend in college that would respond to that question with, "no, I'm a jockey."

I was a gymnast as a kid, because my mom could drop me off with my sister. For three years, it was fine.

Then one day my dad picked me up. Next time in, after quizzing me as to whether he was my real dad, and how tall my brothers were, I got this:

"We really like you, Boutros, and you're welcome to stay and work with us as long as you'd like. But you'll never be a competitive gymnast."
 
2008-03-25 01:30:51 PM
tommyj73: AnneinSand: How YOU doin?
/Likes a man I can climb...

I always liked dating short girls. The kisses good night were the best.


I'm 5'nuthin". My BF is 6'6". Makes for some interesting times.
 
2008-03-25 01:31:13 PM
I can't believe no one has posted the "Short People" song yet.
 
2008-03-25 01:31:37 PM
stoicnimwit: I wonder if this record is for the world's tallest living person...

Robert Wadlow was 8'11", but it was due to an illness, so does that not count?

/his hometown is my hometown
//the statue is pretty cool
///he died from an infected blister. lame :(


My dad used to play poker with him back in the day in Chicago
 
2008-03-25 01:32:40 PM
Adolf_Hilton: I once had sex with a midget. Well, actually, not a midget - a nine year old.

I LOL'd

Here is my ticket

i200.photobucket.com

Window seat please
 
2008-03-25 01:33:03 PM
kberry: tommyj73: AnneinSand: How YOU doin?
/Likes a man I can climb...

I always liked dating short girls. The kisses good night were the best.

I'm 5'nuthin". My BF is 6'6". Makes for some interesting times.


Pics or it didn't happen.

/unless one or both of you is a fattie.
 
2008-03-25 01:33:58 PM
BackAssward: Screw the short-man syndrome myth, this thread proves there's a tall man one (or tall men are just generally douches).
================================

It's because they can never find shirts with long enough sleeves.
 
2008-03-25 01:35:45 PM
dittybopper is going to stomp someone like a tall guy does to a midget.
 
2008-03-25 01:35:49 PM
ThirdGenerationImbecile: kberry: tommyj73: AnneinSand: How YOU doin?
/Likes a man I can climb...

I always liked dating short girls. The kisses good night were the best.

I'm 5'nuthin". My BF is 6'6". Makes for some interesting times.

Pics or it didn't happen.

/unless one or both of you is a fattie.


Nope, not fatties. I used to dance and he's a hockey player.

Just never seem to have time for a camera. sry.
 
2008-03-25 01:39:02 PM
ericb45696: I'm 6'6" and when people ask I just reply 6'6" .

because I'm not a douche


This.

/this guy actually "looks" like a normal, nice, put together guy. I mean he was a veterinarian, so maybe he went to college for that? Or at least is somewhat educated.
 
2008-03-25 01:40:51 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND

Shenanigans ? Are you guys talking about Shenanigans ?

:)
 
2008-03-25 01:41:59 PM
Gairloch: averagejoe42: "Thanks to good people I have shoes and clothes," said the 37-year-old former veterinarian, who still lives with his 66-year-old mother."

Well he has no use for the condoms anyway...

Europe doesn't have as many old folks homes and some parts are not as financially successful as others, so having your parents live with you so you can take care of them is not that unusual.


humor is wasted on some people.
 
2008-03-25 01:42:09 PM
I'm the anti-Stadnik, I had an under-producing pituitary gland and needed growth hormone therapy to become taller. Coincidentally I was a really good Little League baseball player. Fortunately I wasn't mentioned in the Mitchel reports.

/now 5'7"
//I was charted to be a 5'0" midget
 
2008-03-25 01:45:07 PM
crazywisdom_uk
Chances are he's impotent. Think about it. It would take easily 1/2 quart to get the thing going.

More sadly, he doesn't have much of a life expectancy-it's like having a Great Dane, the design is stretched to its limit, it's just not meant to be that big. Most of them-the big people-don't make it past 50.


Oh I don't know. I've read Richard Kiel's autobiography. He fathered 4 children (with a 5'2" woman) and he's still alive as far as I know - must be around 65 or 66.

He was in a car accident in the 90's and can't walk too well. But otherwise, maybe his wife takes good care of him.

i154.photobucket.com

Kiel loves the little ladies!
 
2008-03-25 01:45:32 PM
RichieLaw: ericb45696: I'm 6'6" and when people ask I just reply 6'6" .

because I'm not a douche

This.

/this guy actually "looks" like a normal, nice, put together guy. I mean he was a veterinarian, so maybe he went to college for that? Or at least is somewhat educated.



Veterinarian is a Chinese euphemism for "goat-farker".
 
2008-03-25 01:45:38 PM
averagejoe42: Gairloch: averagejoe42: "Thanks to good people I have shoes and clothes," said the 37-year-old former veterinarian, who still lives with his 66-year-old mother."

Well he has no use for the condoms anyway...

Europe doesn't have as many old folks homes and some parts are not as financially successful as others, so having your parents live with you so you can take care of them is not that unusual.

humor is wasted on some people.


In his defense, that was kind of interesting.

/Maybe he'll get it second time around.
 
2008-03-25 01:46:04 PM
I'm 5'11" and I wear size 15 shoes. Try finding those anywear. I went in for golf shoes and the guy laughed at me until I put my foot in the size thing. Oh yeah, shockingly I'm not incredibly obese!
 
2008-03-25 01:47:10 PM
So He's a Big Prick?
 
2008-03-25 01:48:16 PM
Egalitarian:

Oh I don't know. I've read Richard Kiel's autobiography. He fathered 4 children (with a 5'2" woman) and he's still alive as far as I know - must be around 65 or 66.

He was in a car accident in the 90's and can't walk too well. But otherwise, maybe his wife takes good care of him.


Apparently, he is still with us.

/And he was the first choice to be the TV Hulk.
//The more you know.
 
2008-03-25 01:51:41 PM
D_Moran: Let's see... one down, one to go...

Carlos Mencia?
 
2008-03-25 01:53:19 PM
Leonid is cute! I like his warm smile.
 
2008-03-25 01:56:04 PM
lincolncounty
I'm 6'5".
My response to the "Do you play basketball?" question is:
"No, do you play field hockey?"


I'm 6'4", did play basketball for a couple of years and come from a family with a (not unsuccessful) field hockey history, so I'm getting a kick..

/ despite inheriting family talents, I didn't play much,though; got occasionally dragged along to training sessions of my brother's club team while it was coached by our father
// lost interest after my first game for them; apparently I left a good impression - like the stick of the imbecile opponent who missed the ball and smashed it into my ribs like a baseball bat
 
2008-03-25 02:03:21 PM
superoogie: Egalitarian:

Oh I don't know. I've read Richard Kiel's autobiography. He fathered 4 children (with a 5'2" woman) and he's still alive as far as I know - must be around 65 or 66.

He was in a car accident in the 90's and can't walk too well. But otherwise, maybe his wife takes good care of him.

Apparently, he is still with us.

/And he was the first choice to be the TV Hulk.
//The more you know.


Yes, he beat up Shooter McGavin.
 
2008-03-25 02:04:08 PM
superoogie:
Egalitarian:


Oh I don't know. I've read Richard Kiel's autobiography. He fathered 4 children (with a 5'2" woman) and he's still alive as far as I know - must be around 65 or 66.

He was in a car accident in the 90's and can't walk too well. But otherwise, maybe his wife takes good care of him.

Apparently, he is still with us.

/And he was the first choice to be the TV Hulk.
//The more you know.


Wow! that guy is tall! Can't imagine the positions they did! He was the one with metal mouth right?
 
2008-03-25 02:08:28 PM
unfarkingbelievable: Leonid is cute! I like his warm smile.

He's a pretty decent looking guy. If his picture gets out in the world enough I'm sure he'll get plenty of offers!
 
2008-03-25 02:08:58 PM
FattyDaddy: Cheeze It: I larfed

\6'4
\\Wears 13's
\\\slashy

Rookie...I'm 5'11" and wear a size 14

/damn "finger" toes


I bet you win "Finger or Toe" every time you play.

/Scrubs FTW!
 
2008-03-25 02:09:55 PM
FLYNAVY: Kinda xpensive but worth it.

hey, i wanted to interview you about your military career. could we fix something up?
 
2008-03-25 02:17:03 PM
One of my best friends ever was 6'10" and 300 lb. When he died (young, tragically) it took 2 urns to contain his cremains. He would have gotten a big kick out of that--he lived being a big man.

/Miss you, Otis!
 
2008-03-25 02:17:22 PM
crazywisdom_uk: More sadly, he doesn't have much of a life expectancy-it's like having a Great Dane, the design is stretched to its limit, it's just not meant to be that big. Most of them-the big people-don't make it past 50.

Same with midgets. Even their life spans are shorter.
 
2008-03-25 02:20:32 PM
cyber_slacker: Oldiron_79: I'm only 6'2", but I have freakishly short arms and legs. My torso is longer than the average 7 footer. Can I have the title of World's tallest midget?

Q: How do you know if someone is the world tallest midget?

A: With a ruler

Q: Yes but how do you get to be the tallest midget?

A: Diet and exercise

/Is there anything Ali G can't teach us?


Seriously, I sit like a head taller than my brother who stands like an inch taller than me. I sit like 2 inches taller than a friend who is like 6'11" I also sit taller(if you count eye level and not the big cone on top of the head) than the Big Silverback Gorilla at the Knoxville Zoo.
 
2008-03-25 02:24:47 PM
Oldiron_79: I also sit taller(if you count eye level and not the big cone on top of the head) than the Big Silverback Gorilla at the Knoxville Zoo.

There has to be a good story attached to that.

/feel free to make it up.
 
2008-03-25 02:31:57 PM
Leonid happily doesn't have that freako face common to acromegalics.

www.lifeinthefastlane.ca

If you didn't know this was a real house and not a playhouse, he'd almost look like a normal, bigass dude.

Can we set him up with Yao Defen (7'8 1/2") from China?

image.haber7.com
 
2008-03-25 02:33:16 PM
gocubsgo.com

Also tall and has trouble finding condoms.
 
2008-03-25 02:33:41 PM
butterwings:

Wow! that guy is tall! Can't imagine the positions they did! He was the one with metal mouth right?


Jaws, yes.

As never having done the horizontal mambo with anyone of extreme difference in height as myself, I have to wonder my own self. Outside of the obvious alignment for one thing, and her perhaps using him as a piece of animate gymnastics apparatus, I would imagine that there are regular things that would be a might... dangerous, I guess.
 
2008-03-25 02:33:45 PM
He could do what I do, and use a smaller woman in a wetsuit as a condom.

/what?
 
2008-03-25 02:38:42 PM
shop.libida.com
 
2008-03-25 02:41:50 PM
Monkey's Knuckle: He could do what I do, and use a smaller woman in a wetsuit as a condom.

If I had started drinking my coffee, I would be in a LOT of pain after that remark. :D
 
2008-03-25 02:42:05 PM
RInewsPhotog: I'm 5'11" and I wear size 15 shoes. Try finding those anywear. I went in for golf shoes and the guy laughed at me until I put my foot in the size thing. Oh yeah, shockingly I'm not incredibly obese!

How YOU doin'?
 
2008-03-25 02:45:37 PM
Sometimes when people ask me how tall I am I spit on them.
 
2008-03-25 02:50:21 PM
One of my favorite "King of the Hill" quotes
Bobby Hill: When someone asks you how's the weather up there?
Just tell the them "Fair to partly stupid"


RL suck
That guy is tall!
 
2008-03-25 02:52:19 PM
superoogie:

Wow! that guy is tall! Can't imagine the positions they did! He was the one with metal mouth right?

Jaws, yes.

As never having done the horizontal mambo with anyone of extreme difference in height as myself, I have to wonder my own self. Outside of the obvious alignment for one thing, and her perhaps using him as a piece of animate gymnastics apparatus, I would imagine that there are regular things that would be a might... dangerous, I guess.


hey, us petite girls are capable of many things and many feats!
 
2008-03-25 02:53:44 PM
I'm 6'7" and never had a problem fielding the questions 'how tall are you' and 'do you play basketball,' but a friend of my family growing up was very tall and cut to the chase by painting:

6'11"
NO

on the side of his car.
 
2008-03-25 02:53:59 PM
butterwings: hey, us petite girls are capable of many things and many feats!

This post is useless without photos, video, live demonstrations...
 
2008-03-25 02:59:16 PM
His neighbors joke that they may also benefit from Stadnik's success. "Of course we are proud of him -- we may have gas here soon thanks to him," said the 75-year-old Nila Kravchuk.
 
2008-03-25 03:02:29 PM
butterwings:

hey, us petite girls are capable of many things and many feats!


Do they include not getting crushed to death doing missionary with a guy twice your size?
 
2008-03-25 03:05:12 PM
tommyj73: lincolncounty: I'm 6'5".
My response to the "Do you play basketball?" question is:
"No, do you play field hockey?"

Fark you, shorty!!

I'm 6'7". My standard response to the basketball question is, "No, do you play miniature golf?"


I'm 6'9" (FTW) and my response is "Do you race horses?"
 
2008-03-25 03:07:29 PM
abberz3589: His neighbors joke that they may also benefit from Stadnik's success. "Of course we are proud of him -- we may have gas here soon thanks to him," said the 75-year-old Nila Kravchuk.

Why? Has he been making everybody pirogies out of old cat food from the vet office?
 
2008-03-25 03:09:06 PM
Can someone please post a pic of the waaaambulance with a caption.

"Waaaaaah. I'm tall."

kthanksbye
 
2008-03-25 03:09:17 PM
superoogie:
butterwings:

hey, us petite girls are capable of many things and many feats!

Do they include not getting crushed to death doing missionary with a guy twice your size?


well, in that case the gal would be on top, to avoid such crushing situations! and for the benefit of all!
 
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