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2008-03-25 10:05:02 AM
At 8"5' 8'5", world's tallest man has trouble finding shoes, condoms

FTFY
 
2008-03-25 10:22:43 AM
I KNEW I WAS THE WORLD'S TALLEST MAN!
 
2008-03-25 10:39:51 AM
Submitter must be a general contractor.
 
2008-03-25 10:43:33 AM
www.schemaweb.info
 
2008-03-25 10:52:02 AM
submitter: At 8"5',

Roughly 4/17ths of a furlong
 
2008-03-25 11:20:58 AM
It's got to be hell for that guy in public.

"Hey, how tall are you?" x 1,000,000
 
2008-03-25 11:22:44 AM
images.usatoday.com

/ a fav. movie
 
2008-03-25 11:22:55 AM
Danny Devito is the world's tallest man? I find that hard to believe.

/I'd call him on it but if he has trouble finding condoms big enough for him, he must be swinging some pipe.
 
2008-03-25 11:23:11 AM
At 8"5', world's tallest man has trouble finding shoes, condoms

He needs condoms for his feet???
 
2008-03-25 11:23:15 AM
Random Jerk: Hey, how's the weather up there? LOL
Stadnik: *Spits on jerk* It's raining.
 
2008-03-25 11:23:48 AM
Bob Down: submitter: At 8"5',

Roughly 4/17ths of a furlong


.00046 nautical miles
 
2008-03-25 11:24:56 AM
yyaskyy: At 8"5', world's tallest man has trouble finding shoes, condoms

He needs condoms for his feet???


Or, his shoes need condoms??
 
2008-03-25 11:25:02 AM
lunchinlewis
Submitter must be a general contractor.

WINNER
 
2008-03-25 11:25:11 AM
pics?
 
2008-03-25 11:25:20 AM
I bet he's got a small wee wee.
 
2008-03-25 11:26:47 AM
an article about a freak and no picture... didn't happen, story is a lie.

/all freak stories should be forced to have pics
 
2008-03-25 11:27:13 AM
Could his be the pants that pointed police to a massive find?

/I wonder.
 
2008-03-25 11:27:14 AM
Thats a huge biatch!
 
2008-03-25 11:27:20 AM
whamdangler i see what you did there lol
 
2008-03-25 11:27:26 AM
LocalCynic: I bet he's got a small wee wee.

I bet he never gets to use it...
 
2008-03-25 11:27:33 AM
lunchinlewis: Submitter must be a general contractor.

You, sir, are full of WIN.
 
2008-03-25 11:27:39 AM
Subby: Tell him he can have some of my condoms...although it *may* not be as snug on him....
 
2008-03-25 11:28:07 AM
One word...Magnums.
 
2008-03-25 11:28:18 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

What if you're 5'11" and can't find your feet? Oh right, lose some weight.

/thanks
 
2008-03-25 11:28:45 AM
img.photobucket.com

Second problem solved.
 
2008-03-25 11:29:52 AM
I'm 6'5".
My response to the "Do you play basketball?" question is:
"No, do you play field hockey?"

Fark you, shorty!!
 
2008-03-25 11:30:32 AM
subby At 8"5', world's tallest man has trouble finding shoes, condoms

I'd post a "FAIL" pic here, but I see that you have already been beaten up pretty severely.

[Nelson "HA HA!" pic here instead]
 
2008-03-25 11:31:27 AM
From what I've read, the guy is pretty much a hermit.
 
2008-03-25 11:31:53 AM
lunchinlewis: Submitter must be a general contractor.

I work for a general contractor and I'm really getting a kick out of this repl- waitaminute...
 
2008-03-25 11:32:04 AM
8'5" Sex.
The term "prop job" comes to mind
 
2008-03-25 11:33:28 AM
img.photobucket.com
Forget about the 5 feet...let's talk about the 8 inches.
 
2008-03-25 11:34:19 AM
img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-03-25 11:34:24 AM
Do peni follow the rules of allometry?
 
2008-03-25 11:35:21 AM
image010.mylivepage.com
 
2008-03-25 11:36:11 AM
I'm 5'9" and I have problems finding my shoes, too. Of course that's for a different reason entirely.

/Did I take my meds this morning?
 
2008-03-25 11:36:43 AM
img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-03-25 11:36:54 AM
Bob Down: Roughly 4/17ths of a furlong farlong.


FTFY.
 
2008-03-25 11:37:15 AM
he's going to have to find himself one of those fatty white girls that likes sleeping with black guys
 
2008-03-25 11:37:26 AM
Svengali4Life: From what I've read, the guy is pretty much a hermit.

I think the more accurate term, considering where he lives and his station, is "serf."
 
2008-03-25 11:37:51 AM
www.process64.com

World's tallest man? This guy would disagree.
 
2008-03-25 11:38:47 AM
Andre could kick his ass.
 
2008-03-25 11:39:04 AM
It seems to me as if finding condoms would be the second step... the first would be finding a girl that's willing to attempt to take that in the first place...
 
2008-03-25 11:39:59 AM
subby: At 8"5', world's tallest man has trouble finding shoes, condoms

Why, is he also blind?
 
2008-03-25 11:41:09 AM
T-Boy: Svengali4Life: From what I've read, the guy is pretty much a hermit.

I think the more accurate term, considering where he lives and his station, is "serf."


He may be a serf as well, but I actually meant hermit, someone who isolates himself from society.
 
2008-03-25 11:42:16 AM
duckman66: World's tallest man? This guy would disagree.

Not likely, since he's dead.
 
2008-03-25 11:42:32 AM
lincolncounty: 8'5" Sex.
The term "prop job" comes to mind


"Ah sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you." comes to my mind.

/woof
 
2008-03-25 11:43:05 AM
He's looking for a farkette with a flat head, no teeth, but wait, you don't have to kneel.
 
2008-03-25 11:43:08 AM
"Thanks to good people I have shoes and clothes," said the 37-year-old former veterinarian, who still lives with his 66-year-old mother."

Well he has no use for the condoms anyway...
 
2008-03-25 11:45:11 AM
Andre could kick his ass drink him under the table.

FTFY.

/Link? But of course.
 
2008-03-25 11:45:18 AM
averagejoe42: "Thanks to good people I have shoes and clothes," said the 37-year-old former veterinarian, who still lives with his 66-year-old mother."

Well he has no use for the condoms anyway...


because she's 66?
 
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