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(Some Guy)   Packer fans celebrate victory by urinating in sinks   (themilwaukeechannel.com) divider line 74
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2002-11-07 10:31:02 PM
Maybe they think pissing in sinks makes them appear more manly. I couldn't get this to submit, so I'll post it here. Apparently the Packers are tired of being called homos.
 
2002-11-07 10:38:12 PM
Newport

Leading the NFL in percentile wins is more accurate.

*Eat cheese or die.
 
2002-11-07 11:07:47 PM
[Homer]
"I take the whisky drink, I take the vodka drink. And when I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink!"
[/Homer]
 
2002-11-07 11:34:20 PM
I was at that game. I did piss in a sink. When you've had alot of beer, and the urinal lines are 20 minutes long, thats what happens. I live in Nebraska, it happens here too. Get over it.
 
2002-11-07 11:35:27 PM
"Woooo!!! Packers won the Superbowl!! Wooooo!!! Woooo!!"

/extremely obscure MST3K reference
 
2002-11-07 11:49:42 PM
This happened because the Packers are Kicking Ass now, Leaving your seat during the game might cause you to miss something.. when you shell out 200-300 bucks a seat you do not want to miss anything.. and for that price you should be able to piss in the sink if you want to or have to..

I've seen lines to piss in sinks at Soldier Field, Wrigley Field, Alpine Valley, Camp Randle, Various Concerts at various places.

What do you expect when you pack 60,000-70,000 people into one place give them seats that force them to have to fold their bladder in half, Sell them beer for 3 hours de-liver it to them even. Of course there will never be enough bathrooms...

I suggest a cheap system that involves 70,000 funnels and about 7,300,000 yards of plastic hose..
 
2002-11-07 11:52:46 PM
why not just pee into those cheesehead things they wear on their heads?
 
2002-11-08 12:05:36 AM
I remember that at the Nissan Pavilion outside D.C., in the men's room there are signs above these communal wash basins which say something like: "For handwashing only." If you saw what they look like, you'd understand why this fixture could be confused for something else...
 
2002-11-08 12:30:27 AM
ive witnessed just as many people pissing in the sinks at soldier field as there are in GB

GO PACK! SUPER BOWL!!! BRETT FAVRE MVP!!!!
 
2002-11-08 12:35:50 AM
would you spend any more time than you had to in a public restroom with a bunch of big ol' boys whippin' it out while they are rooting for the "Packers". I'd get out of there as fast as possible.
 
2002-11-08 12:42:51 AM
Jashter, not that I'm trying to single you out.

(actually, you're doing that just fine by yourself)

That joke would be really funny right now if it hadn't been used at least twice by NFL Countdown people on ESPN REGARDING THE BEARS this last weekend.

Average points per game for the Chicago Bears: 19.0.
Average points per game for the Green Bay Packers: 28.4.

My favorite old "teams-that-suck" joke:

Kid is before the judge in family court, for a custody proceeding. Judge asks kid, "who would you like to live with? your mother?" Kid says, "no, she abuses me." "Well," the judge says, "how about your father then?" "no," the kid says, "he hits me too." "Well, who WOULD you like to live with, son?" says the judge.

(wait for it)

"The Tampa Bay Buccaneers! They don't beat anybody!"

Like I said, old joke. Not so accurate anymore.

/lurking
 
2002-11-08 12:47:33 AM
 
2002-11-08 12:54:07 AM
Police Captain Lisa Sterr says most of the arrests were for urinating in sinks in stadium restrooms.

How come everyone assumes this was in the men's room. What sex is Captain Lisa Sterr? Which bathroom was she in?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2002-11-08 12:55:03 AM

"It's all pipes!!!!!!"


What the article doesn't mention is that all those who were arrested were WOMEN. Male Packer fans don't have large enough units to whip them out over a sink.
 
2002-11-08 02:04:35 AM
"Police have a zero tolerance policy for urinating in sinks"...that sounds like something Ashcroft would release at a press conference.
 
2002-11-08 04:51:23 AM
Packer fans are the best.
 
2002-11-08 08:32:14 AM
The minute I heard this I knew it would get posted.

Another bitter anti-Packer bashing article by the new england duo still bitter over the Packers Whoopin all over the Patriots every chance we get.

Plus with the construction going on there aren't that many men rooms right now.
Compare that to the number of arests for fighting at any stadium in the league.

It was 11 people dumbasses.
 
2002-11-08 09:37:19 AM
GREEN BAY PACKER FAN APPLICATION FORM
PART A - GENERAL INFORMATION
Name: ___________________________________
Address: _________________________________
CB Handle: _________________________

Neck Shade: __ Light Red ___ Medium Red ___ Dark Red

Mobile Home Color:
__Two-Tone, Brown and White
__Two-Tone, Pink and White
__ Faded Green and Gold

Model of Pickup Truck: ____________________
Size of Tires: __________

Length of Right Leg: __________
Length of Left Leg: __________

PART B - COMPLETION
(To be accepted, you must be able to check at least 15 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes
check many answers for some questions.)

My favorite music is:
Country
Western
Anything played on an accordion

My favorite meal is:
Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee
Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
$5.99 Friday fish fry
Pickled eggs and pickled pigsfeet

My preferred weapon is a:
12-Gauge
Tire iron
Chain saw
Ice auger
Fishing pole

My primary auto is a:
'67 Ford Galaxy
'67 Ford Galaxy with transmission
'64 Chevy Belaire station wagon
Harley Davidson
Snowmobile

I usually greet people by saying:
"Ya hey dare."
"Dem packers is playing like a bunch a old women."
"Dey should take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just linem up and shootem."

I can count to:
10
20
20 if I take my boots off

My favorite reading material is:
Fishing Facts
Beer Bottle Labels
Guns & Ammo
Today's Mercenary
Polka Digest
Sausage Making

Things I have in my front yard:
Various kitchen appliances
Cars on blocks
Cows
Pink flamingos
Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season)

I mostly wear:
Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
Polyester pants with snags and hooded sweatshirt
Green Bay belt buckle
A cheesehead

The most memorable event I ever attended was:
Minocqua Moose Call Competition
Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
Evenrude Outboard Motor Finals
Salmon-A-Rama
Free Sample Day at Pick-n-Save

My favorite entertainment is:
Watching Green Acres reruns
Canasta
Pinochle
Sheepshead
Burping

Favorite phrase:
"Gollee jeez"
"Ya d-o-n't seh?"
"Ya betcha."
"Okee-dohkee."

Pick one:
Someone is helping me read this
Someone is reading this for me
 
2002-11-08 10:57:06 AM
Ah, what a glorious time to be a Packer fan...

Where have our resident Bears fans (SLAYERSWINE et al) gone? My preseason prediction of the Pack winning the NFC North and da Bears not making the playoffs is already a lock, and the season's only at the midway point.

And they're doing it with a patchwork defense. Magnificent job by Coach Sherman and his staff!

As for peeing in the sinks, I'm willing to bet it happens at every NFL game in every stadium. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...

Sweet, sweet relief... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Loved the application form, and keep the jokes coming. At season's end, look for the Packers and their awesome fans to be once again atop the football world. Can world peace and a cure for cancer be far behind?
 
2002-11-08 11:01:18 AM
Ok, I was at that game, they have about half of the bathrooms open that will when renovations are completed. Lines were horrible. On the upside, we didnt stab, kill, or molest the families of the Dolphins during the game. So I guess we are still better than Raiders Fans.
 
2002-11-08 11:14:26 AM
GREEN BAY PACKER FAN APPLICATION FORM
PART A - GENERAL INFORMATION
Name: Gilber Brown
Address: Over dere
CB Handle: Grave Digger

Neck Shade: __ Light Red ___ Medium Red X Dark Red

Mobile Home Color:
__Two-Tone, Brown and White
__Two-Tone, Pink and White
X Faded Green and Gold

Model of Pickup Truck: rusty
Size of Tires: Large

Length of Right Leg: Long
Length of Left Leg: Longer

PART B - COMPLETION
(To be accepted, you must be able to check at least 15 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes
check many answers for some questions.)

My favorite music is:
Country
Western
Anything played on an accordion X

My favorite meal is:
Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee X
Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
$5.99 Friday fish fry
Pickled eggs and pickled pigsfeet

My preferred weapon is a:
12-Gauge
Tire iron X
Chain saw
Ice auger
Fishing pole

My primary auto is a:
'67 Ford Galaxy
'67 Ford Galaxy with transmission
'64 Chevy Belaire station wagon
Harley Davidson
Snowmobile X

I usually greet people by saying:
"Ya hey dare."
"Dem packers is playing like a bunch a old women."
"Dey should take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just linem up and shootem." X

I can count to:
10 X
20
20 if I take my boots off

My favorite reading material is:
Fishing Facts
Beer Bottle Labels
Guns & Ammo
Today's Mercenary
Polka Digest
Sausage Making X

Things I have in my front yard:
Various kitchen appliances
Cars on blocks
Cows
Pink flamingos
Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season) X

I mostly wear:
Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
Polyester pants with snags and hooded sweatshirt
Green Bay belt buckle
A cheesehead X

The most memorable event I ever attended was:
Minocqua Moose Call Competition
Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
Evenrude Outboard Motor Finals
Salmon-A-Rama
Free Sample Day at Pick-n-Save X

My favorite entertainment is:
Watching Green Acres reruns
Canasta
Pinochle
Sheepshead X
Burping

Favorite phrase:
"Gollee jeez"
"Ya d-o-n't seh?"
"Ya betcha." X
"Okee-dohkee."

Pick one:
Someone is helping me read this
Someone is reading this for me X
 
2002-11-08 12:34:02 PM
I was at the game on Monday night. I thought there would be more problems with people smoking in the wrong places. At half time, I went up to the ramp to have my smoke. A police officer had to use a bull horn to tell every to get behind the smoking line. Do you know how hard it is to get hundreds of smokers behind that small of an area? Some of the other smokers were yelling and booing the officer.I thought for sure that the officer was going to get thrown off the ramp to the ambulance waiting down below. people were even lighting up in the concourse. Which is a big no-no! You don't fark with people who need a cigarette!
 
2002-11-08 01:07:23 PM
I'll say it again: Green Bay fans are the best in the NFL.

Seriously, I'm number 51,000 +/- on the season ticket waiting list. My grandkids will be lucky to get the tickets.

Rooting for the Packers up here is more of a culture than a seasonal phenomena. Green Bay fans support the team good or bad, and that's a hell of a lot more than you can say for 80% of the teams in the NFL.
 
2002-11-08 01:29:29 PM
I have 4 seats for the Chicago game and 4 for the Minnesota game.. I paid about the same price you would pay for season tickets... I am also on the list.. only 30,000 "give or take" in front of me. haha I should get my season tickets about 2020. I can only hope I live that long...
 
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