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(Some Guy)   Packer fans celebrate victory by urinating in sinks   (themilwaukeechannel.com) divider line 74
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2002-11-07 04:02:39 PM  
"She says some of the football fans committed the offense even when uniformed police officers were present."

who expected intelligence from Packer fans?
 
2002-11-07 04:48:12 PM  
Police have a zero tolerance policy for urinating in the sinks.

Another method the man uses to keep us down.
 
2002-11-07 05:26:01 PM  
To place a sink next to a urinal is redunant plumbing.

"Why not?? What's the problem, they're all connected pipes!!"

[/Costanza]
 
2002-11-07 07:06:01 PM  
They post cops in the bathrooms?
 
2002-11-07 07:30:42 PM  
The Lambeau Leak.
 
2002-11-07 07:43:28 PM  
And everyone says the Raiders fans are bad...
 
2002-11-07 07:53:09 PM  
That's regular fare at the Indianapolis 500 infield.
 
2002-11-07 07:53:45 PM  
Um, it is Green Bay.

I'm surprised those morons remember to unzip before they pee
 
2002-11-07 07:54:07 PM  
Should have been: "Packer fans celebrate victory by packing shiat."

Those fans suck.
 
2002-11-07 07:54:20 PM  
heh happens at my work. Walked in there and saw some guy peeing in the sink

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2002-11-07 07:55:17 PM  
Suspects Could Lose Season Tickets


Now that's a fate worse than death for Packers fans. Now if a Bears or Vikings fan lost their season tickets (all three of them), there wouldn't be any season ticket holders remaining.

 
2002-11-07 07:56:34 PM  
.... yeah .... and ???

/ducking thrown brick
 
2002-11-07 07:57:59 PM  
and you can wash you hands at the same time
 
2002-11-07 07:58:44 PM  
No we don't.
 
2002-11-07 08:00:20 PM  
Being a huge Green Bay Packer fan, I'm predicting that they make it to the Superbowl.

Hey, if you've gotta piss, ya gotta piss. I've pee'd in a sink before. Better than going on the floor. That's really strange that the cops would be standing around in the bathroom, watching.
 
2002-11-07 08:00:35 PM  
after the flordia tag, i am keeping track of the "needs a tag list"...so here it is....

1.Canada
2.Wisconsion
 
2002-11-07 08:04:47 PM  
From The Straight Dope:

The toilet seat was the least contaminated of 15 household locales studied. "If an alien came from space and studied the bacterial counts," the professor says, "he probably would conclude he should wash his hands in your toilet and crap in your sink."
 
2002-11-07 08:07:35 PM  
Green Bay fans are the best fans in the NFL.

Yep: the best.
 
2002-11-07 08:07:35 PM  
surprised Packer fans even try to go to the head. I always figured they just went on each other in the stands. GO BEARS! WE HAVE P*SSERS!
 
2002-11-07 08:07:47 PM  
Maybe this doesn't bother 'cause I've lived with a boy and I know they pee in sinks anyway.

Seriously, though, a least they don't celebrate victory by attempting to stampede the other fans like soccer.
 
2002-11-07 08:12:58 PM  
Oh, waah waah. This sounds like the biatching of a bunch of people whose respective teams haven't won 6 straight. I could pick you all apart, but I'll leave my assault to fall on the last person to be a dingleberry.

Zekedude, your solution isn't that you've got more pissers, it's that YOU'VE GOT FEWER FANS.

All you haters can go and root for your mediocre local team.
 
2002-11-07 08:13:58 PM  
You wouldn't see this in New York... mostly because in New York, as they say, "the world is your urinal".
 
2002-11-07 08:14:00 PM  
Don't pretend that Green Bay is the only place in the world where someone has peed in a sink before.

Jeez... someone should have predicted this... 50,000 X 6 beers X 12oz is 3.6 million ounces of urine. That's roughly 75,000 pee-hours of bladder drain time. So if a game lasts three hours, you have to have 417 urinals being used constantly from tailgate-to-tailgate in order to accomodate the flow.

They prolly only had 400, so someone had to pee in the handwashers.
 
2002-11-07 08:15:56 PM  
That's funny, I celebrate the end of the workday the same way--by pissing in the sink.
 
2002-11-07 08:16:35 PM  
I'm sorry, I just can't let it go.

Panndder, I've got a list of tags too.

1.) Eat me.
2.) Spell something correctly for a change.

You'll find, or you would find if you weren't too "clever" to put your actual location in your profile, that your location has some morons too.
 
2002-11-07 08:17:03 PM  
And by the way, Chicago sued Milwaukee about 20 years ago because essentially, when we flush our toilets, it floats down the coast of Lake Michigan into Illinois/Chicago.

So really, not only do we pee in sinks up here, we piss and crap all over Chicago.

And you still all come here every weekend and leave your money when you leave.
 
2002-11-07 08:18:13 PM  
Battery Chuckers
 
2002-11-07 08:18:58 PM  
If the original boundaries of the territory/state of Wisconsin were being honored today, most of Chicago would be ours. Funny, you don't hear us complaining about how much we miss it.

Incidentally, we were supposed to have Upper Michigan too. We miss that just about as much.
 
2002-11-07 08:19:12 PM  
Ironically, this is also how Packers fans attract mates.
 
2002-11-07 08:20:43 PM  
so, they piss in sinks.. Wash hands afterwards in??
 
2002-11-07 08:22:06 PM  
GO STEELERS

sorry. couldn't help it. poor impulse management, you see.
 
2002-11-07 08:22:48 PM  
Last one for a while, I promise.

Jashter, if you mean by having Packer season tickets, you're not far from right-on.
 
2002-11-07 08:23:38 PM  
Bears? You folks play don't have a stadium, this year! Duhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

You guys piss in one another's beer cup, and don't know the difference, while munching on those white bratwurst! Ha-ha!
 
2002-11-07 08:24:16 PM  
Q:What do a call a 250 lb. Packer Fan?

A:Anorexic!
 
2002-11-07 08:25:47 PM  
What do you call...
 
2002-11-07 08:28:54 PM  
Here in Pittsburgh we don't piss in the sinks. Of course we do have a problem with fans shiatting in the garbage cans.
 
2002-11-07 08:31:22 PM  
Packers football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. Practice resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
 
2002-11-07 08:37:07 PM  
Ouch Jashter, that's mean. Can't be too careful with the white powdery substance though, especially after just playing a team from
 
2002-11-07 08:43:13 PM  
You know, I hated it when all of the Rams fans would take over football threads last year, so I won't do it here.

Instead, I'll berate myself.

I remember when the Pack sucked in the 80's. Some good jokes from back then:

Where's the safest place to be during a tornado?
Lambeau Field -- there's never any touchdowns there.

What do you say to a Packer in a three piece suit?
How do you plea?
(after James Lofton got in all sorts of legal trouble)
 
2002-11-07 08:50:52 PM  
Glad to know I'm not the only man that does this! In fact, I piss my sink on a regular basis. The women dont have to worry about you dropping the toilet seat back down & they dont have to worry about sitting in a puddle of piss. There is less splash because you can make the piss kind of swirl as it goes down if you hit it at the right angle. Dont bend down to flush the toilet, just turn the cold water faucet on & off real quick! It is a great way to keep the sink drains free from getting clogged and ITS FUN!!! because its kinda sick, twisted & perverted in an unusual way.

Any other guys do this? Common.. I know I not the only one out there...
 
2002-11-07 08:56:54 PM  
my brother maintains that he does this in public places all the time. weirdo.
 
2002-11-07 08:57:01 PM  
Jashter Seems to me that joke would be much better applied to the 3 other teams in the midwest.

Anyways, Brewer's fans celebrate wins and losses this way, even if the stadium is practically empty. I don't know why they even bother putting urinals in the bathrooms at Miller park.. should just be one big trough and then have faucets above it wash your hands and flush at the same time.
 
2002-11-07 08:58:50 PM  
Class acts up there...
 
2002-11-07 09:03:10 PM  
Hygiene is gross.

Bad hygiene is grosser.
 
2002-11-07 09:03:37 PM  
Here's another "Official" fark YOU to the FARK Mod or whoever approved this article for posting and passed over Favre's 40k yards and 300+ TD's.

Eat shiat.
 
2002-11-07 09:11:31 PM  
We only have 1 bathroom.
Once, while my wife was using it, I woke up, and had to pee, real bad.
I waited as long as I could, but eventually was seduced by the siren call of the sink.

Yes, I do live in Green Bay.
 
2002-11-07 09:17:10 PM  
Don't these people realize that's what the shower is for???
 
2002-11-07 09:29:11 PM  
Zekedude, there's a problem with your argument, you don't even have an f'in stadium!
 
2002-11-07 09:38:57 PM  
Miller Stadium? Are you quite sure that the runoff isn't being sold back to you as "High Life" or "Lite"?
 
2002-11-07 10:15:39 PM  
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Actually what they should of done is funneled all that piss into Selig's office.
 
2002-11-07 10:31:02 PM  
Maybe they think pissing in sinks makes them appear more manly. I couldn't get this to submit, so I'll post it here. Apparently the Packers are tired of being called homos.
 
2002-11-07 10:38:12 PM  
Newport

Leading the NFL in percentile wins is more accurate.

*Eat cheese or die.
 
2002-11-07 11:07:47 PM  
[Homer]
"I take the whisky drink, I take the vodka drink. And when I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink!"
[/Homer]
 
2002-11-07 11:34:20 PM  
I was at that game. I did piss in a sink. When you've had alot of beer, and the urinal lines are 20 minutes long, thats what happens. I live in Nebraska, it happens here too. Get over it.
 
2002-11-07 11:35:27 PM  
"Woooo!!! Packers won the Superbowl!! Wooooo!!! Woooo!!"

/extremely obscure MST3K reference
 
2002-11-07 11:49:42 PM  
This happened because the Packers are Kicking Ass now, Leaving your seat during the game might cause you to miss something.. when you shell out 200-300 bucks a seat you do not want to miss anything.. and for that price you should be able to piss in the sink if you want to or have to..

I've seen lines to piss in sinks at Soldier Field, Wrigley Field, Alpine Valley, Camp Randle, Various Concerts at various places.

What do you expect when you pack 60,000-70,000 people into one place give them seats that force them to have to fold their bladder in half, Sell them beer for 3 hours de-liver it to them even. Of course there will never be enough bathrooms...

I suggest a cheap system that involves 70,000 funnels and about 7,300,000 yards of plastic hose..
 
2002-11-07 11:52:46 PM  
why not just pee into those cheesehead things they wear on their heads?
 
2002-11-08 12:05:36 AM  
I remember that at the Nissan Pavilion outside D.C., in the men's room there are signs above these communal wash basins which say something like: "For handwashing only." If you saw what they look like, you'd understand why this fixture could be confused for something else...
 
2002-11-08 12:30:27 AM  
ive witnessed just as many people pissing in the sinks at soldier field as there are in GB

GO PACK! SUPER BOWL!!! BRETT FAVRE MVP!!!!
 
2002-11-08 12:35:50 AM  
would you spend any more time than you had to in a public restroom with a bunch of big ol' boys whippin' it out while they are rooting for the "Packers". I'd get out of there as fast as possible.
 
2002-11-08 12:42:51 AM  
Jashter, not that I'm trying to single you out.

(actually, you're doing that just fine by yourself)

That joke would be really funny right now if it hadn't been used at least twice by NFL Countdown people on ESPN REGARDING THE BEARS this last weekend.

Average points per game for the Chicago Bears: 19.0.
Average points per game for the Green Bay Packers: 28.4.

My favorite old "teams-that-suck" joke:

Kid is before the judge in family court, for a custody proceeding. Judge asks kid, "who would you like to live with? your mother?" Kid says, "no, she abuses me." "Well," the judge says, "how about your father then?" "no," the kid says, "he hits me too." "Well, who WOULD you like to live with, son?" says the judge.

(wait for it)

"The Tampa Bay Buccaneers! They don't beat anybody!"

Like I said, old joke. Not so accurate anymore.

/lurking
 
2002-11-08 12:47:33 AM  
 
2002-11-08 12:54:07 AM  
Police Captain Lisa Sterr says most of the arrests were for urinating in sinks in stadium restrooms.

How come everyone assumes this was in the men's room. What sex is Captain Lisa Sterr? Which bathroom was she in?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2002-11-08 12:55:03 AM  

"It's all pipes!!!!!!"


What the article doesn't mention is that all those who were arrested were WOMEN. Male Packer fans don't have large enough units to whip them out over a sink.
 
2002-11-08 02:04:35 AM  
"Police have a zero tolerance policy for urinating in sinks"...that sounds like something Ashcroft would release at a press conference.
 
2002-11-08 04:51:23 AM  
Packer fans are the best.
 
2002-11-08 08:32:14 AM  
The minute I heard this I knew it would get posted.

Another bitter anti-Packer bashing article by the new england duo still bitter over the Packers Whoopin all over the Patriots every chance we get.

Plus with the construction going on there aren't that many men rooms right now.
Compare that to the number of arests for fighting at any stadium in the league.

It was 11 people dumbasses.
 
2002-11-08 09:37:19 AM  
GREEN BAY PACKER FAN APPLICATION FORM
PART A - GENERAL INFORMATION
Name: ___________________________________
Address: _________________________________
CB Handle: _________________________

Neck Shade: __ Light Red ___ Medium Red ___ Dark Red

Mobile Home Color:
__Two-Tone, Brown and White
__Two-Tone, Pink and White
__ Faded Green and Gold

Model of Pickup Truck: ____________________
Size of Tires: __________

Length of Right Leg: __________
Length of Left Leg: __________

PART B - COMPLETION
(To be accepted, you must be able to check at least 15 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes
check many answers for some questions.)

My favorite music is:
Country
Western
Anything played on an accordion

My favorite meal is:
Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee
Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
$5.99 Friday fish fry
Pickled eggs and pickled pigsfeet

My preferred weapon is a:
12-Gauge
Tire iron
Chain saw
Ice auger
Fishing pole

My primary auto is a:
'67 Ford Galaxy
'67 Ford Galaxy with transmission
'64 Chevy Belaire station wagon
Harley Davidson
Snowmobile

I usually greet people by saying:
"Ya hey dare."
"Dem packers is playing like a bunch a old women."
"Dey should take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just linem up and shootem."

I can count to:
10
20
20 if I take my boots off

My favorite reading material is:
Fishing Facts
Beer Bottle Labels
Guns & Ammo
Today's Mercenary
Polka Digest
Sausage Making

Things I have in my front yard:
Various kitchen appliances
Cars on blocks
Cows
Pink flamingos
Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season)

I mostly wear:
Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
Polyester pants with snags and hooded sweatshirt
Green Bay belt buckle
A cheesehead

The most memorable event I ever attended was:
Minocqua Moose Call Competition
Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
Evenrude Outboard Motor Finals
Salmon-A-Rama
Free Sample Day at Pick-n-Save

My favorite entertainment is:
Watching Green Acres reruns
Canasta
Pinochle
Sheepshead
Burping

Favorite phrase:
"Gollee jeez"
"Ya d-o-n't seh?"
"Ya betcha."
"Okee-dohkee."

Pick one:
Someone is helping me read this
Someone is reading this for me
 
2002-11-08 10:57:06 AM  
Ah, what a glorious time to be a Packer fan...

Where have our resident Bears fans (SLAYERSWINE et al) gone? My preseason prediction of the Pack winning the NFC North and da Bears not making the playoffs is already a lock, and the season's only at the midway point.

And they're doing it with a patchwork defense. Magnificent job by Coach Sherman and his staff!

As for peeing in the sinks, I'm willing to bet it happens at every NFL game in every stadium. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...

Sweet, sweet relief... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Loved the application form, and keep the jokes coming. At season's end, look for the Packers and their awesome fans to be once again atop the football world. Can world peace and a cure for cancer be far behind?
 
2002-11-08 11:01:18 AM  
Ok, I was at that game, they have about half of the bathrooms open that will when renovations are completed. Lines were horrible. On the upside, we didnt stab, kill, or molest the families of the Dolphins during the game. So I guess we are still better than Raiders Fans.
 
2002-11-08 11:14:26 AM  
GREEN BAY PACKER FAN APPLICATION FORM
PART A - GENERAL INFORMATION
Name: Gilber Brown
Address: Over dere
CB Handle: Grave Digger

Neck Shade: __ Light Red ___ Medium Red X Dark Red

Mobile Home Color:
__Two-Tone, Brown and White
__Two-Tone, Pink and White
X Faded Green and Gold

Model of Pickup Truck: rusty
Size of Tires: Large

Length of Right Leg: Long
Length of Left Leg: Longer

PART B - COMPLETION
(To be accepted, you must be able to check at least 15 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes
check many answers for some questions.)

My favorite music is:
Country
Western
Anything played on an accordion X

My favorite meal is:
Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee X
Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
$5.99 Friday fish fry
Pickled eggs and pickled pigsfeet

My preferred weapon is a:
12-Gauge
Tire iron X
Chain saw
Ice auger
Fishing pole

My primary auto is a:
'67 Ford Galaxy
'67 Ford Galaxy with transmission
'64 Chevy Belaire station wagon
Harley Davidson
Snowmobile X

I usually greet people by saying:
"Ya hey dare."
"Dem packers is playing like a bunch a old women."
"Dey should take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just linem up and shootem." X

I can count to:
10 X
20
20 if I take my boots off

My favorite reading material is:
Fishing Facts
Beer Bottle Labels
Guns & Ammo
Today's Mercenary
Polka Digest
Sausage Making X

Things I have in my front yard:
Various kitchen appliances
Cars on blocks
Cows
Pink flamingos
Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season) X

I mostly wear:
Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
Polyester pants with snags and hooded sweatshirt
Green Bay belt buckle
A cheesehead X

The most memorable event I ever attended was:
Minocqua Moose Call Competition
Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
Evenrude Outboard Motor Finals
Salmon-A-Rama
Free Sample Day at Pick-n-Save X

My favorite entertainment is:
Watching Green Acres reruns
Canasta
Pinochle
Sheepshead X
Burping

Favorite phrase:
"Gollee jeez"
"Ya d-o-n't seh?"
"Ya betcha." X
"Okee-dohkee."

Pick one:
Someone is helping me read this
Someone is reading this for me X
 
2002-11-08 12:34:02 PM  
I was at the game on Monday night. I thought there would be more problems with people smoking in the wrong places. At half time, I went up to the ramp to have my smoke. A police officer had to use a bull horn to tell every to get behind the smoking line. Do you know how hard it is to get hundreds of smokers behind that small of an area? Some of the other smokers were yelling and booing the officer.I thought for sure that the officer was going to get thrown off the ramp to the ambulance waiting down below. people were even lighting up in the concourse. Which is a big no-no! You don't fark with people who need a cigarette!
 
2002-11-08 01:07:23 PM  
I'll say it again: Green Bay fans are the best in the NFL.

Seriously, I'm number 51,000 +/- on the season ticket waiting list. My grandkids will be lucky to get the tickets.

Rooting for the Packers up here is more of a culture than a seasonal phenomena. Green Bay fans support the team good or bad, and that's a hell of a lot more than you can say for 80% of the teams in the NFL.
 
2002-11-08 01:29:29 PM  
I have 4 seats for the Chicago game and 4 for the Minnesota game.. I paid about the same price you would pay for season tickets... I am also on the list.. only 30,000 "give or take" in front of me. haha I should get my season tickets about 2020. I can only hope I live that long...
 
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