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(Canoe)   Man declared dead but subsequently returns to life and is now feeling "pretty good." If only Abe Vigoda had such luck   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 70
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2008-03-24 08:44:20 PM  
I'm not dead yet....
I'm feeling much better...
 
2008-03-24 09:27:40 PM  
I feel happy. I feel happy!
 
2008-03-24 09:40:03 PM  
skybiker: I'm not dead yet....
I'm feeling much better...


No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
 
2008-03-24 09:41:54 PM  
i23.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-25 12:19:26 AM  
I came on here to see if AVG was here yet...nope...too early
 
2008-03-25 12:22:02 AM  
www.blainetucker.com
 
2008-03-25 12:24:24 AM  
holy fk.... thats pretty crazy, his brain should have withered away from oxygen deprivation. i want to see this in a medical journal... STAT!
 
2008-03-25 12:25:39 AM  
I haven't seen AVG around in a while. Then again, I usually stick to the politics section these days.

/Give it up, Hills!
//I want to get on with my life.
 
2008-03-25 12:25:49 AM  
so he wasn't eaten by wolves?
 
2008-03-25 12:26:50 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Also unavailable for comment.
 
2008-03-25 12:26:52 AM  
Indian Giver!
I was promised his liver...
/harvest his organs anyway
 
2008-03-25 12:27:39 AM  
img168.imageshack.us
Just sayin.
 
2008-03-25 12:29:56 AM  
img149.imageshack.us

He's fine! Really!
/impressed
 
2008-03-25 12:31:49 AM  
Abe Vigoda isn't dead yet.
 
2008-03-25 12:31:59 AM  
who the hell is abe vigoda?
 
2008-03-25 12:33:22 AM  
Note to self:

Never go to United Regional Healthcare System in Wichita Falls, Texas - for anything. Ever.
 
2008-03-25 12:37:18 AM  
Thanks for asking but im feeling better now..for now..
i71.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-25 12:38:38 AM  
wotnartd: Abe Vigoda isn't dead yet.

You don't say.
 
2008-03-25 12:38:46 AM  
So I guess there was a mad rush to put his organs back in?
 
2008-03-25 12:39:35 AM  
thatguyfred: who the hell is abe vigoda?

Wikipedia entry for Abe Vigoda (new window)


You're welcome.
 
2008-03-25 12:40:57 AM  
I keep a sweet short-handled zombie-killing shovel in my car. I hope I get a chance to use it someday.
 
2008-03-25 12:43:33 AM  
thexerox: danke, phone isn't letting me go to wiki tho right now
 
2008-03-25 12:44:34 AM  
This was on MSNBC too and I submitted it, but this headline is better.
 
2008-03-25 12:56:14 AM  
"But I'm not dead yet."

/with clicky goodness

Link
 
2008-03-25 12:57:28 AM  
Rasputin?
 
2008-03-25 01:01:03 AM  
Was it Gene Shalit? Because I always think he's dead, but he's not.
 
2008-03-25 01:01:20 AM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-03-25 01:04:58 AM  
img180.imageshack.us
In other news
abe vigoda is still dead



/window seat please
 
2008-03-25 01:07:45 AM  
I guess he got upgraded to a better hospital.

/took this long?
 
2008-03-25 01:08:12 AM  
FarkWhat: Thanks for asking but im feeling better now..for now..

You are one EVIL person Evil Evil person
/now pass the fork cause he's done
 
2008-03-25 01:19:41 AM  
When Abe Vigoda dies, I'll be the saddest man on earth.
 
2008-03-25 01:20:47 AM  
ATV's are dangerous as hell. I was racing my friends in one while the grass was still dewey, around 5:30 AM. I went to make a left turn around the trailer and hit a big rock that one of my friends placed over a pile of his shiat from the night before. The ATV landed kinda sideways, threw me off and continued to flip over while I was bouncing underneath it. It ended up stopping on my leg, blowing exhaust in my face and I had to role it off of me. Somehow I only ended up having minor whiplash and a lightly sprained knee.

Going to ride the ATV again this weekend. Going to be a tad more careful this time.
 
2008-03-25 01:29:17 AM  
www.intriguing.com

I feel Happy!
 
2008-03-25 01:30:40 AM  
Abe Vigoda is alive

www.abevigoda.com

Page loaded Monday March 24 2008 10:27:39 PM PT

/ http://www.abevigoda.com/ is your friend (new window)
 
2008-03-25 01:32:06 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Bring out your dead!
 
2008-03-25 01:32:52 AM  
This guy is clearly a zombie - probably his whole family and the medical staff by now. This could be the beginning of a serious zombie outbreak in Oklahoma City. If you live in or near Oklahoma City take precaution NOW and protect your tasty braaaaaaiiiins.
 
2008-03-25 01:32:58 AM  
EnderX beat me to it, but it's a different picture from the same scene.
 
2008-03-25 01:55:41 AM  
wotnartd: Abe Vigoda isn't dead yet.

Denial is the first stage of mourning. It is a difficult and painful process, but it is one you can get through.

We are all deeply saddened by the loss of Abe Vigoda. We must hold together now in our time of need, and remember the joy that he gave us all in life, now more than ever.

I can tell that you don't want to face the pain of your loss, and while I have nothing but sympathy, you must understand that this is something that we will all have to face sooner or later.
 
2008-03-25 01:58:02 AM  
wotnartd: Abe Vigoda isn't dead yet.


That's not what I read in People.

 
2008-03-25 02:00:07 AM  
The Presbyter: ATV's are dangerous as hell. I was racing my friends in one while the grass was still dewey, around 5:30 AM. I went to make a left turn around the trailer and hit a big rock that one of my friends placed over a pile of his shiat from the night before. The ATV landed kinda sideways, threw me off and continued to flip over while I was bouncing underneath it. It ended up stopping on my leg, blowing exhaust in my face and I had to role it off of me. Somehow I only ended up having minor whiplash and a lightly sprained knee.

Going to ride the ATV again this weekend. Going to be a tad more careful this time.


Well, it's a good thing your buddy put that big rock there, or, y'know, you could've got splattered with shiat.
 
2008-03-25 02:08:11 AM  
Heath Ledger's NOT dead? Oh, good - I loved him in that movie when he's a peasant knight!

/wait, what?
//oh, this is embarrassing - turns out I thought it was a different dead guy...
 
2008-03-25 02:14:53 AM  
This case is a great example of why I'm not an organ donor. They take out your organs while you're still alive.
 
2008-03-25 02:15:52 AM  
FTA:
His family approved having his organs harvested.

As family members were paying their last respects, he moved his foot and hand.

...

"Just makes me thankful, makes me thankful that they didn't give up," he said.


they approved having his organs harvested and were paying their last respects, but they didn't give up?
 
2008-03-25 02:54:26 AM  
magtec: FTA:
His family approved having his organs harvested.

As family members were paying their last respects, he moved his foot and hand.

...

"Just makes me thankful, makes me thankful that they didn't give up," he said.

they approved having his organs harvested and were paying their last respects, but they didn't give up?


I think someone ran a knife across his foot to rouse him.
 
2008-03-25 03:34:20 AM  
I came in here to say "ABE VIGODA IS ALIVE"
 
2008-03-25 04:17:11 AM  
Greenville: Bring out your dead!
o no here i go again.the other day in the guy with the 57 rabbits in nj story i posted a picture.it was a hunting dog with 2 rabbit ears hanging out of his mouth,no blood or guts and it got deleated?the comment said dead animal picture? so what about dead people thats ok? im confused???
 
2008-03-25 04:17:53 AM  
The Presbyter: ATV's are dangerous as hell. I was racing my friends in one while the grass was still dewey ...

Yeah, it's the ATV's fault you crashed.

FTA: 'As family members were paying their last respects, he moved his foot and hand. He reacted to a pocketknife scraped across his foot and to pressure applied under a fingernail."


EeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!
 
2008-03-25 04:25:26 AM  
FarkWhat: Greenville: Bring out your dead!
o no here i go again.the other day in the guy with the 57 rabbits in nj story i posted a picture.it was a hunting dog with 2 rabbit ears hanging out of his mouth,no blood or guts and it got deleated?the comment said dead animal picture? so what about dead people thats ok? im confused???


Your confusion stems from your apparent belief that medieval Europeans had cameras.
 
2008-03-25 04:48:48 AM  
ATVs are dangerous. I was standing in a WalMart, petting one, when it went all crazy and attacked me. I have the scars to prove it. 254 stitches. The doctors barely were able to reattach my left arm. I have nightmares about it. I'm on five different prescriptions.
 
2008-03-25 06:07:12 AM  
studebaker hoch: I came in here to say "ABE VIGODA IS ALIVE"

Yes, through our memories and shared recollections, through the many hours of entertainment and joy he gave us all, and through the video and DVD recordings that bring him back to us, as alive and vibrant as he ever was, Abe Vigoda lives on, in spirit if not in body.
 
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