buzzvert: two words:

Bacon Pizza.

Yes, Domino's will make you a quadruple-bacon pizza. That's a regular crust cheese pizza with nothing but bacon pieces on top, covering the whole thing.

Worth it.

I've had their bacon cheeseburger pizza. Now I have chest pains.

I'm also fat.

And I'm having trouble breathing.

/sweat smells like a Denny's
//,ABd99 ddddd.;'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

JJ Money
Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

Try it, try it and you may!

try it and you may I say!!

/Bacon!

Large(14") Hand Tossed Pizza
Whole: Pepperoni, Extra Large Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Black Olives, Mushrooms, Beef, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Tomatoes, Cheese, Sauce, Ham, Provolone Cheese
$9.99

/just ordered. Apparently "Greg" the baconater of my pizza has already placed it in the oven.

Shakespeare?

buzzvert
Large(14") Hand Tossed Pizza
Whole: Pepperoni, Extra Large Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Black Olives, Mushrooms, Beef, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Tomatoes, Cheese, Sauce, Ham, Provolone Cheese
$9.99

/just ordered. Apparently "Greg" the baconater of my pizza has already placed it in the oven.

Dude!! That's one wicked awesome deal!! All those toppings on LARGE pizza for only $10 !?!?!??!
Where I live a large with that many toppings would be like $15 - $20 bucks!!

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.



Here you go, this should help with your doucheness.

buzzvert:
Large(14") Hand Tossed Pizza
Whole: Pepperoni, Extra Large Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Black Olives, Mushrooms, Beef, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Tomatoes, Cheese, Sauce, Ham, Provolone Cheese
$9.99

/just ordered. Apparently "Greg" the baconater of my pizza has already placed it in the oven.

OMG!!!! how can you eat that without your stomach exploding?
Are you just eating it??
I take it you have a high metabolism rate?

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

You shut your whore mouth and turn in your Fark card RIGHT NOW! :P

And for this thread...I whip out my trademark:


/om nom nom nom!

/baaaacon!

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Wait, wait, wait. There's another Francis Bacon?

Stupid twentieth century.

What he said, if he's serious. If I've ever even heard of the painter, I confused him with the philosopher, and dude's art is fetching Van Gogh money.

clicky here (new window for delicious hover bacon)

Third_Uncle_Eno: Dude!! That's one wicked awesome deal!! All those toppings on LARGE pizza for only $10 !?!?!??!
Where I live a large with that many toppings would be like $15 - $20 bucks!!

Yeah- Domino's had that "any large any topping for $9.99" thing about 8 months ago. In the online ordering dingus, you can, however, "select saved order" complete with the coupon you used.

This is about Pizza #14 of this same configuration.

butterwings: OMG!!!! how can you eat that without your stomach exploding?
Are you just eating it??
I take it you have a high metabolism rate?

Nah. it takes me, the missus and the two kids to go through one of these. Sometimes there's a piece or two left over. The kids are hilarious. They yankee swap the toppings based upon preference. Jack Sprat's got nothing on this family.

/kids are skinny as a rail

Pfff. Francis Bacon is for Ren-Faire pretty-boys.

Now ROGER Bacon--there's a natural philosopher with some goddamn balls. Francis Bacon couldn't hold Roger Bacon's late medieval jock. If Francis Bacon had any shame, he'd change his name to Francis Beggin' Strips, because only a dog couldn't tell he's not real (Roger) Bacon.

/yeah I went there

NightOwl2255: JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

How about Farkers childish AWESOME fascination with Hitler? Or hitting it? Or FTFY? Or I'm getting a kick out of the replies? Or...

FTFY.

You know who ALSO liked to get rid of things...

But seriously, I'd hit that. Only because I'm getting a kick out of these replies because I'm made of bacon.

I for one welcome our new bacon overlords.

Bacon: IT'S A TRAP!

/slash
//two-slashes
///three-slashes,
////FTW!

semiotix: Now ROGER Bacon--there's a natural philosopher with some goddamn balls.

There are several brits on here that, if given a lie detector test would fail if asked if they would, given the chance, roger bacon.

/Rodger?

Never thought I would see this great product...Ladies and Gentlemen, Bacon Air-Freshener!

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

semiotix: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

I WISH they'd only eat their own feces. Most dogs think that catboxes are a salad bar.

I"M LATE TO THE BACON THREAD!!
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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.!?

Someone spill the Heineken again?

It got un-greened. Happens a lot.

That's my favorite Bacon painting of all time... If I had $70 mil, I'd go for it in a heartbeat. What a fantastic painting.

Bacon + Pepperoni... mmmmm

I like my bacon deep-fried and covered with cheese. Then deep-fried again.

classic

Was just telling my Brother, 2 minutes ago, I want my coffin filled with bacon.

So if I'm buried alive I can die happy

tripperday: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Wait, wait, wait. There's another Francis Bacon?

Stupid twentieth century.

What he said, if he's serious. If I've ever even heard of the painter, I confused him with the philosopher, and dude's art is fetching Van Gogh money.

wow, I really take my art education for granted.

Rustem

That's my favorite Bacon painting of all time... If I had $70 mil, I'd go for it in a heartbeat. What a fantastic painting.

Shut up, you. Nobody's talking about art here. Unless, of course, it is the art of crispy bacon goodness.

~bacon slashie 1
~~bacon slashie 2
~~~triple bypass bacon slashie!

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"Pork fat is the tastiest substance on Earth."

Martin Yan, Yan Can Cook

Bacon. It is truly the candy of meats.

That turkey up there looks wrong. The finished turkey looks like it's trying to pass the stuffing. Not a good picture.

I so love bacon. I'm having ham & biscuits tonight. Not quite bacon, but close.

The headline is full of LIES.

/put your hand over your heart and salute the stars and bacon

Farkers love bacon so much they should have sex with it!

hmmmmm turkey wrapped bacon



/dirty hotlinker

skinink: I don't eat dog either.

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

skinink: thestr1ker
"Bacon is at its ultimate peak when crispy. The deliciousness of crispy bacon is indescribable."

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.



jynxyu:

You really don't know anything about pigs? Where ever they drop the first load of feces or urine is where they will go the rest of their life, especially true of domesticated pigs. And it is away from where they eat and sleep. Does your dog do that? I know my dog goes all over the yard.

praxcelis:

Your call. Modern pig farmers run a much cleaner operation then Farmer Joe's pig trough, and honestly--if there's a foodborne pathogen out there that can survive being boiled in pig fat for long enough to attain crispygoodness, then pack your bags, son. We're in a world of hurt.


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Are there THAT MANY PEOPLE who didn't see Pulp Fiction??!?!

Billygoat Gruff, I don't know if I should be offended, or turned on...

Either way, it does come with its own lube!

I'm calling these guys: Link.

Darn, I was dreaming of an article about magic, non-fattening good for you bacon.

Oh well guess its still soy bacon. mmm mmm mmm

Bacon is proof that Gawd loves us and wants us to be happy. Except the Jews and Muslims. No bacon, not yours. Cloven hooves.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: naugahyde monkey: wow, I really take my art education for granted.

If you think of this guy as anything besides the other Francis Bacon, it's the rest of your education I'd be worried about.

never said that...