They sold Charleton Heston's what? For how much?

Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

BigGary_: You need to lighten up a little there Francis...............Bacon.

Hurray for Bacon!

Well, I don't want to listen to Stairway every day either! ;)

GIS for Aged Bacon

JJ Money Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

I actually hated bacon as a child. Now, thank God, my palate has matured enough to handle that most delicious of meats.

/stomach growling
//BLT time

Ewe... think I'll pass.

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

Hey, bacon is serious business....no child's play at all.

Well, maybe this is:

Attended Easter brunch at a fancy restaurant yesterday. Unlimited top-shelf bacon.

When bacon is done just right it's farking GOOD.

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

What are you? Spawn of Satan?

Damn you, subby, now I'm hungry for bacon.

Really old bacon.

I bet the pig that it came from would be impressed to know that a piece of itself would be worth so much one day.

/DNRTFA

MrStench: They sold Charleton Heston's what? For how much?

Reagan: Mr. Heston, I just wanted to call and say that my thoughts are with you as you battle your dreaded disease. (alzheimers)

Heston: What? I have a disease?!?!?!

Reagan: Wait, you have a disease?!?!?! Well stay away from me, I don't want to catch it!!!

/classic O&A

"This is undoubtedly the most important Bacon in private hands...."

Bacon is at its ultimate peak when crispy. The deliciousness of crispy bacon is indescribable.

FTFA "This is undoubtedly the most important Bacon in private hands".

/No the most important bacon is in my hands.
//Then it goes in my belly

It comes from a magical animal.

The bacon would go good with some $50,000,000 sardines.

hey subby
plus one on the hog stuff
//had a weekly world news in the 80s that told of the
ALCO HOGS
alcoholic hogs that destroyed a village in argentina or somewhere like that
//could be a fark headline

khitsicker: The bacon would go good with some $50,000,000 sardinesanchovies.

Christ.

mmmmm.. bacon

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

I'll make a deal with you. I'll never mention bacon again the day that lolcats disappear for good.

Here's a pic of the subject work...




Well, it looks like the figure on the right has a little piglet, so it sort of makes sense.

thestr1ker
"Bacon is at its ultimate peak when crispy. The deliciousness of crispy bacon is indescribable."

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

gbiewer: glumbert - Jim Gaffigan loves bacon

*whispers* That guy's weird....that didn't even make sense!

Damn you subby... you fooled me. I wanted real crispy salty buttery bacon...

everything's better with bacon!

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

Gee - I was thinking that we need a "Bacon" tag.

/I think that I will make bacon and tomato sandwiches for dinner tonight.
//bacon
///BACON!

Of all the blatant false advertisement...

I don't think I like that Bacon very much, and I consider Bacon to be one of my most prominent influences artistically.

Of course, today I did a drawing of a horsie.

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You really don't know anything about pigs? Where ever they drop the first load of feces or urine is where they will go the rest of their life, especially true of domesticated pigs. And it is away from where they eat and sleep. Does your dog do that? I know my dog goes all over the yard.

MattyBlast: What state is the bacon shaped like?

California? Or maybe Chile if we were doing countries?

thestr1ker
"Bacon is at its ultimate peak when crispy. The deliciousness of crispy bacon is indescribable."

In my extended family was the Bacon Holy War. The One True Bacon is done when a rasher, grasped in the middle, does not bend. The heathen unclean way is to remove it from the cleansing fire before it has attained the zenith of crispness.

skinink
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Your call. Modern pig farmers run a much cleaner operation then Farmer Joe's pig trough, and honestly--if there's a foodborne pathogen out there that can survive being boiled in pig fat for long enough to attain crispygoodness, then pack your bags, son. We're in a world of hurt.

/mmm... pig fat...
//taught my kids the One True Bacon writ. we will prevail over limp rashers and bendy pork products!
///can't even think of a reasonable excuse for ignoring work to discuss bacon

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

Heathen. I will slay you, flay the flesh from your back and belly, cure it, fry it up, and enjoy a fat sammich made from it.

Incidentally, I think Farkers have been at the Wikipedia entry for bacon (pops, like frying pig), which contains this gem:

Furthermore, health pundits proclaim that bacon has many added health benefits and a diet rich in bacon can help with overall health.

two words:

Bacon Pizza.

Yes, Domino's will make you a quadruple-bacon pizza. That's a regular crust cheese pizza with nothing but bacon pieces on top, covering the whole thing.

Worth it.

No bacon flow-chart? No car falling into bacon? This thread is failure city.

I blame the Jews.

buzzvert:
two words:

Bacon Pizza.

Yes, Domino's will make you a quadruple-bacon pizza. That's a regular crust cheese pizza with nothing but bacon pieces on top, covering the whole thing.

Worth it.

goodness, my arteries are being clogged just as I am reading this!

Bacon Pizza...

...

That sounds awesome...

\bacon
\\Bacon
\\\BACON

JJ Money: Dear Jesus:

Please make the childish fascination with bacon go away from Fark forever.

Blasphemy! Burn the heretic (in bacon grease)!

Also,