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2008-03-24 04:01:35 PM
Hikeeba:
A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics. Let's get it going ladies!
B. I would fark the living daylights out of Willem Dafoe. There is just something about him that gets me going.
/Yes, I know there may be something wrong with me.
//I don't care.


no,
it is not just you! big fan of William Dafoe too!

***though I really, really, like Tim Roth!
(don't worry Mr. Orange I will nurse yout gunshot wound!)
what can I say, I have unusual taste in guys!
 
2008-03-24 04:03:35 PM
i104.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 04:04:31 PM
i104.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 04:05:18 PM
medius: Jesus!

Exactly! RTFA!

/Sorry. Couldn't hep mahself.
 
2008-03-24 04:05:22 PM
i104.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 04:05:31 PM
www.wizkidsgames.com

Love me some Jessies.
 
2008-03-24 04:07:44 PM
Um, it was not the role of Batman that made Bale a star, it was American Psycho.

/I need to return some video tapes
 
2008-03-24 04:08:10 PM
JESUS CHRIST
 
2008-03-24 04:09:05 PM
Goodfella: Um, it was not the role of Batman that made Bale a star, it was American Psycho.

/I need to return some video tapes


I've loved him since Empire of the Sun

/Which now makes me feel like a creepy old lady to watch, even though I'm younger than he is.
 
2008-03-24 04:10:00 PM
i104.photobucket.com

i104.photobucket.com

i104.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 04:14:46 PM
xenomech: Not quite true. There's this in the prophet Isaiah's prophesy about him:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."


But, yeah, other than that, he probably looked like a typical Jew.


/Perhaps a bit like Mel Brooks?


Good find, I stand corrected. Actually one of the books I was reading suggested that He was clean-shaven. Actually I believe that David was described as having pale skin and red hair. And since Jesus is in the line of David he might have looked a little different.
 
2008-03-24 04:16:43 PM
Jesus:I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "halo".
 
2008-03-24 04:21:46 PM
Hikeeba

*Christian Bale in tanning bed

I defy any straight male to look at that and not go....

"Yeah I might prolly catch for that"
 
2008-03-24 04:23:47 PM
kenwoodzanussi: They forgot the best Jesus on screen of all:

Jesus of Montreal (new window)

It moved me, and I'm not even religious.


Goddamn (no pun intended), that's a good movie.

Pxtl: Gregory F. Stuart: And Donald Sutherland?

Why? I mean, I'm getting that they're going for actors who radiate pure evil... but I can't see where Donald Sutherland fits in. Kiefer, maybe - his voice can be terrifying (it was the only redeeming feature of that POS Phonebooth movie)... but Donald? Are there some films from his youth that I'm missing?


Watch Klute. There's young Jane Fonda too, so something for everyone.

Re: Christian Bale.

www.batman-movie-buzz.com

Hotlinked for your pleasure. Something about the navy suit in that movie just does it for me.
 
2008-03-24 04:29:00 PM
How could they list Jeffrey Hunter's previous work, and not mention "The Searchers"?

//I do love me a blue-eyed half-Indian...
 
2008-03-24 04:31:46 PM
www.planet.nl

/Cuddle? What a fag!
//Hikeeba yer smoking.
 
2008-03-24 04:38:23 PM
www.cinefile.biz

/pleasing that booty is his duty.
 
2008-03-24 04:42:30 PM
no mention of John Turtoro as Jesus Quintana... what a jip.
 
2008-03-24 04:51:26 PM
fireclown: Love me some Jessies.

I lol'ed. Nothing like a little sacred indirect fire coverage from on high.
 
2008-03-24 04:53:08 PM
I am tired of all this and am going home now ...

/come Jesus
//good boy
 
2008-03-24 04:53:59 PM
Debby7813: How could they list Jeffrey Hunter's previous work, and not mention "The Searchers"?

//I do love me a blue-eyed half-Indian...


Which half?
 
2008-03-24 05:00:52 PM
Just wait until I finish my Zombie Jesus revenge movie, I Know What You Did Last Supper.
 
2008-03-24 05:01:04 PM
Wait. I thought we killed anyone who creates an image of Christ. Oh yeah, thats not us. Its the Musloons.
 
2008-03-24 05:02:19 PM
Robert Powell's Jesus can and will set the other eleven afire with a single glance.
 
2008-03-24 05:09:58 PM
"I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. "

Picture our Savior saying this..................lol. First thing I thought of when I saw the first page.

/Of course, it was the only page, as I *(&**&^ hate those page by page lists designed to increase traffic to said website.

//rant off
 
2008-03-24 05:16:26 PM
Your Latin sucks, smitty.
 
2008-03-24 05:17:31 PM
butterwings: *though I really, really, like Tim Roth!

Oh my but yes.

www.nydailynews.com
 
2008-03-24 05:32:05 PM
none of this guy yet?
i260.photobucket.com
i260.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 05:33:04 PM
This has been interesting. I will write up my science results accordingly.
 
2008-03-24 06:06:34 PM
superoogie:
This has been interesting. I will write up my science results accordingly.

yes, take notes...let them be your guiding force!
 
2008-03-24 06:10:09 PM
Maybe I'm being needlessly pedantic, but I prefer my plurals in the original Hebrew: Yeshuahim.
 
2008-03-24 06:31:07 PM
medius
ChernobylOne: Hikeeba: "A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics."

Here ya go...

Enjoy!

Jesus! Looks like he hasn't slept in a year. (Or eaten much either.)


I don't care what you say . . . I'm not letting him out of the closet until I'm done with him.

It might be a while.
 
2008-03-24 06:52:14 PM
butterwings
superoogie:
This has been interesting. I will write up my science results accordingly.

yes, take notes...let them be your guiding force!
\

I'll also wait for your latest excuse.
 
2008-03-24 07:03:27 PM
kenwoodzanussi: They forgot the best Jesus on screen of all:



Jesus of Montreal (new window)

It moved me, and I'm not even religious.


Cool. I'm glad to see this one mentioned.

I'm also glad to see that this has become a Christian Bale thread.

Too bad Viggo Mortensen hasn't played Jesus so we can work him in.
 
2008-03-24 07:06:27 PM
superoogi:
butterwings
superoogie:
This has been interesting. I will write up my science results accordingly.

yes, take notes...let them be your guiding force!\

I'll also wait for your latest excuse
.

huh? I am tuckered out (still working)
 
2008-03-24 07:14:51 PM
butterwings
superoogie:

I'll also wait for your latest excuse.

huh? I am tuckered out (still working)


A certain link.

Speaking of which, those bastards green lit a bacon thread this late on on the east coast.
 
2008-03-24 07:23:58 PM
superoogie:
A certain link.

Speaking of which, those bastards green lit a bacon thread this late on on the east coast.


OK...Just cause I am on the Adult desk doesn't mean I can go clicking on everything I want!

How dare they green lit a bacon thread! uuuugggghhhh
 
2008-03-24 07:31:37 PM
So, wait.

Batman is not only John Connor, but he's Jesus too?

Farking A.
 
2008-03-24 07:34:48 PM
phillyguy1547: Let us not forget the true meaning of Easter!!!!!!

i269.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 08:11:02 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2008-03-24 09:47:07 PM
I am greatly enjoying the Christian Bale pics...Thanks to all who posted.

/"Godspell" is my fav Jesus movie...
//Like, Totally...
/Don't know where that came from....sorry.
 
2008-03-24 10:07:18 PM
i31.tinypic.com
 
2008-03-24 11:06:36 PM
medius: TheFredSavages: Nordic Jesus. That's all I gotta say.

Can we get a dark-skinned Jesus, for Christ's sake?

Can we get a Jesus that LOOKS like he lived for around 33 years in the farking Middle East?

God damn!

he mostly came out at night

mostly


Gold, Jerry. Gold!
 
2008-03-25 03:15:04 AM
kenwoodzanussi: They forgot the best Jesus on screen of all:

Jesus of Montreal (new window)

It moved me, and I'm not even religious.


VERY MUCH THIS. Netflix it now. Brilliant.
 
2008-03-25 03:37:59 AM
ingineervt: how could anyone forget....

Brother....


He actually played a pretty good Jesus.
 
2008-03-25 03:58:27 AM
Does not approve of all the white Jesuses/Jesi:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-03-26 12:06:18 AM
there was a
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2008-03-26 01:50:17 PM
Aarontology: I look more like Jesus than some of those folks.

heh - these days I get goofed on for my mullet, but back in the day when they wanted to do JCS or any other Christ portrayal, who did they come lokking for?

/I was also a good Ozzy Osbourne impersonator.
//I did a full on bloody crucifed w/ full cross costume for Halloween one year only to be beat out for the top prize by a slutty, leather mini-skirted Mary Magdalene. I think I wuz robbed.
 
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