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@ "Jesi"

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Well, yeah: Mary Magdalen.

No mention of Christopher Eccleston?

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I get this feeling he's massive into voyeurism.

IDK with his penchant for angry crazy.. my bets are on some form of SnM.

Not necessarily the leather fetish type... just whips, clamps, wax, etc...

Incorrectly puralizing words with the letter "I" is something smart girls do when they want to be cute or charming. It's not the only time it's done, but it happens often enough.

/Peni is the one I've heard the most, it moved from cute to slightly irritating to "OK if you say that again I'm going to kill you."

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Pxtl: Hikeeba: There is just something about him that gets me going.

I get this feeling he's massive into voyeurism. Maybe it's the Perv Grin he's constantly sporting. But I'm definitely with Hikeeba; ever since Clear and Present Danger I've wanted a serious piece of Dafoe.

Lol. Good, I'm not the only one. I feel validated in my lust.

Hikeeba: Lol. Good, I'm not the only one. I feel validated in my lust.

I think it's the combination of recognizing that the perv is strong with that one, and that he's old enough to be my dad, which totally plays to my issues.

And he has a great voice.

Hikeeba: Pxtl: Hikeeba: There is just something about him that gets me going.

He looks like he could eat your soul. Of course, lots of actors look like that - Walken, for example. But Dafoe looks like he'd have a lot of fun doing it.

Yeah, give me a young Walken, too. Hmmmm, I'm sensing a pattern here.

And Donald Sutherland?

Gregory F. Stuart: And Donald Sutherland?

He won't eat your soul.. he'll just smoke with you until your brain turns to mush.

Juniper Jupiter: Yeah yeah!! xxBirdMadGirlxx asplained it to me!!! I said I was sorry!! Sheesh!! Hit refresh once in a while, eh?

Neenerhead! :P

Alright, settle down four year old.

Gregory F. Stuart: And Donald Sutherland?

Why? I mean, I'm getting that they're going for actors who radiate pure evil... but I can't see where Donald Sutherland fits in. Kiefer, maybe - his voice can be terrifying (it was the only redeeming feature of that POS Phonebooth movie)... but Donald? Are there some films from his youth that I'm missing?

blahpers
I came to this thread for El Santos and Mary Magnum. And I was not disappointed.

/Everybody gets laid tonight

Never could find Willem Dafoe attractive...
Sure, maybe ruggedly handsome, but not attractive.

Maybe his performance as Bobby Peru turned me off, dunno...


"Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice t*ts like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fark like a bunny. Do you fark like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fark ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air."

**Shudder**

Gregory F. Stuart: Hikeeba: Pxtl: Hikeeba: There is just something about him that gets me going.

He looks like he could eat your soul. Of course, lots of actors look like that - Walken, for example. But Dafoe looks like he'd have a lot of fun doing it.

Yeah, give me a young Walken, too. Hmmmm, I'm sensing a pattern here.

And Donald Sutherland?

OK, now that is freaky. I was just watching Ordinary People this weekend and loving the Sutherland view.

Pxtl: Gregory F. Stuart: And Donald Sutherland?

Why? I mean, I'm getting that they're going for actors who radiate pure evil... but I can't see where Donald Sutherland fits in. Kiefer, maybe - his voice can be terrifying (it was the only redeeming feature of that POS Phonebooth movie)... but Donald? Are there some films from his youth that I'm missing?

Wombatzu: Messing

She does like playing opposite gay characters...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:
Alright, settle down four year old.

Hey! No need to call me a four-year-old! I just don't like calling people dicks, assholes or biatches...unless that kinda thing turns you on?

'Course in reality...I speak softly and carry a big stick. ;)

Juniper Jupiter: TeddyRooseveltsMustache:
Alright, settle down four year old.

Hey! No need to call me a four-year-old! I just don't like calling people dicks, assholes or biatches...unless that kinda thing turns you on?

'Course in reality...I speak softly and carry a big stick. ;)

Fair enough.

Donald Sutherland's played lots of evil characters, too.

The Day of the Locust comes to mind, as well as 1900.

how could anyone forget....


Brother....

Donald Sutherland discussing "Milton" in Animal House....

Hikeeba
A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics. Let's get it going ladies!

B. I would fark the living daylights out of Willem Dafoe. There is just something about him that gets me going.


/Yes, I know there may be something wrong with me.
//I don't care.

Whatever is wrong with you, I share. Can we be friends?



Hot man hotlinking.

Hikeeba: A. This thread needs more Christian BaleHikeeba pics. Let's get it going ladiesHikeeba!

B. I would fark the living daylights out of Willem DafoeHikeeba. There is just something about himher that gets me going.


/Yes, I know there may be something wrong with me.
//I don't care.
FTFY
/Hope my girlfriend isn't lurking

Gregory F. Stuart: Also, let's not forget Takeshi Kaga (also known as Chairman Kaga from the farking awesome Iron Chef) playing as Jesus in the Japanese Jesus Christ Superstar.

I saw this comment, and immediately I had to respond. Please, please PLEASE tell me this is actually real. Do NOT be toying with me. Because Jesus Kaga would be the most awesome thing in the history of the universe EVER.

They forgot the best Jesus on screen of all:



Jesus of Montreal (new window)

It moved me, and I'm not even religious.

Cagey B: Gregory F. Stuart: Also, let's not forget Takeshi Kaga (also known as Chairman Kaga from the farking awesome Iron Chef) playing as Jesus in the Japanese Jesus Christ Superstar.

I saw this comment, and immediately I had to respond. Please, please PLEASE tell me this is actually real. Do NOT be toying with me. Because Jesus Kaga would be the most awesome thing in the history of the universe EVER.

Yes, but it was a Japanese stage production. There may be videos available, however.

Nordic Jesus. That's all I gotta say.

Can we get a dark-skinned Jesus, for Christ's sake?

Can we get a Jesus that LOOKS like he lived for around 33 years in the farking Middle East?

God damn!

hotter than the ads: Hikeeba
A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics. Let's get it going ladies!


Whatever is wrong with you, I share. Can we be friends?

Hot man hotlinking.

I think this is the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship based on our shared love of hot, hot men. ;)

mikerccie: And the whole mess is a rip-off of Osiris right?


It could be...but way back then, those wacky Holy Egyptians liked to fark animals...Zeus liked to fark every female just to piss off Hera, and then turn them into an animal...just to keep them quiet.

Plus all them beetles? Blecch...

But the Egyptians had that kink about mummification...I'll give them that.

TheFredSavages: Nordic Jesus. That's all I gotta say.

Can we get a dark-skinned Jesus, for Christ's sake?

Can we get a Jesus that LOOKS like he lived for around 33 years in the farking Middle East?

God damn!

he mostly came out at night

mostly

Just saw Jesus Christ Superstar a few months ago (OK maybe six months ago) in Reading, PA with Ted Neeley and Corey Glover (Vocalist for Living Color) and I have to say that was one of the best shows I have ever been to.

But in all seriousness, Hollywood makes Jesus to always look like this model quality man and looking at what archaeologists and forensic paleontologists come up with, we looks way different. Actually he would be more dark skinned because of the way the other people looked around there at that time. I believe there was a show on Discovery this past week that depicted this. Of course we will never really know what he looks like because no where in the Bible does it say what he looked like.

Pxtl: Aarontology: I'll drink to that. I'm secure enough to admit I've got a man-crush on Christian Bale.

Wow, he's like the male version of Angelina Jolie.

He's done nude and gay scenes also? He's done a movie where people drank his blood, but did they carry it around in a vial around their neck?

/wtf?
//Angelina Jolie makes my pockets stretch

siva: Jesus in Reefer Madness the Movie Musical for coolest Jesus ever.

Damn straight. (pops)

drjekel_mrhyde: Hikeeba: A. This thread needs more Christian BaleHikeeba pics. Let's get it going ladiesHikeeba!

B. I would fark the living daylights out of Willem DafoeHikeeba. There is just something about himher that gets me going.

FTFY
/Hope my girlfriend isn't lurking

Uh oh, you're going to get in trouble.... :P

Well, let's say there were a bunch of guys named Marcus.

You would probably say, "It's a bunch of Marcuses," right?

So it's Jesuses.

Jesus WAS white.

He took after his Father.

Isn't Jesus fourth declension?

Hikeeba: "A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics."

Here ya go...





Enjoy!

StubePT: Well, let's say there were a bunch of guys named Marcus.

You would probably say, "It's a bunch of Marcuses," right?

So it's Jesuses.

I dunno about that.

The plural of focus - which rhymes with Marcus - is foci. (Foh-sai).

ChernobylOne: Hikeeba: "A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics."

Here ya go...

Enjoy!

Jesus! Looks like he hasn't slept in a year. (Or eaten much either.)

Just once, I'd like to see a tanned/olive-skinned Jesus. I mean, he walked everywhere.... if he was white (which he wasn't) he's have to be sun-baked. If he wasn't white, he'd have been even darker.

Fark-the-Fnord: Of course we will never really know what he looks like because no where in the Bible does it say what he looked like.

Not quite true. There's this in the prophet Isaiah's prophesy about him:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."

But, yeah, other than that, he probably looked like a typical Jew.


/Perhaps a bit like Mel Brooks?

RareChimer: Just once, I'd like to see a tanned/olive-skinned Jesus. I mean, he walked everywhere.... if he was white (which he wasn't) he's have to be sun-baked. If he wasn't white, he'd have been even darker.

Gary Dourdan...Warwick, CSI...RAWR!!!


Well, without the shirt and cigar...

Hmm. So this is what it is like when the ladies have their equivalent of a boobies thread. I'm taking notes.

/For science.

Well, I would have to say that Christian Bale is one hot Jesus!!!
Is it just me or are a lot of the guys that play Jesus hot?

anyone, anyone?
(ok maybe it is just me)

superoogie: Hmm. So this is what it is like when the ladies have their equivalent of a boobies thread. I'm taking notes.

/For science.

This is nothing. Check out some of the Johnny Depp threads from a few weeks ago.

Girls go ga-ga for Mike Rowe.