TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This list fails because Will Ferrell is on it.it's about me, and I don't approve

phillyguy1547: It's wrong to have these discussions so close to the holiest of holy holidays in the Christian world.

Let us not forget the true meaning of Easter!!!!!!

Easter is the day that our Lord and Savior walked out of his tomb, saw his shadow and gave everyone chocolate bunnies wedgies.

Amen.
FTFY

FTFA:
TED NEELEY
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

WHAT IT IS Written and directed by Norman Jewison (Agnes of God),


AHAHAHA. Jewison.

Pxtl: I believe the Monty Python sketch above made it clear that, when referring to multiple entities of Jesus Christ, it is proper to use the surname. Hence, "Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?"

But you know, I wanted to give the impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know?

Jesus in Reefer Madness the Movie Musical for coolest Jesus ever.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: That was kind of my point- now I want him even more.

AHa... misread that one did I.

So you want him to nail you then? Three times right

So, what if Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale did a movie, and they had a love scene? Would the world as we know it cease to exist?

My fantasies already came one step closer to becoming reality when she and Brad hooked up. That's a sandwich I think I'd love to be the meat in.

jynxyu: Biblical dress-up erotica? Bet you won't find that in any Christian book stores.

Maybe not the book store.. but I'm pretty we can apply rule 34 here.

phillyguy1547: It's wrong to have these discussions so close to the holiest of holy holidays in the Christian world.

Let us not forget the true meaning of Easter!!!!!!

Easter is the day that our Lord and Savior walked out of his tomb, saw his shadow and gave everyone chocolate bunnies.

Amen.

You forgot the most important part. It's the day Our Lord Jesus was resurrected by Eostre, the Ancient Anglo-Saxon Goddess of rebirth and fertility, dawn and springtime, which is why Jesus was handing out the symbols of fertility like bunnies and eggs, in gratitude for his resurrection.

thatguyfred: I thought this was going to be about Jedi, but its going to be another stupid religious thread.

Well, to be fair, they're both fictional and represented in the mainstream media by the nutters and shut-ins....

Glad to see Ted Neely from JCS in there. though the 70s version is rather dated, I still prefer parts of it to the re-imaged 2000 version...

IdBeCrazyIf: My fantasies already came one step closer to becoming reality when she and Brad hooked up. That's a sandwich I think I'd love to be the meat in.

And yet somehow they both magically got a little less sexy the day after the wedding. It's weird how that works out.

Wow, so Jesus is manipulating the media now as well? Wonder where he learned that trend from.

How to pluralize words of Latin or Greek origin (new window)

Other words ending in -us show a very varied pattern. Like octopi, the plural hippopotami is now generally taken to be either funny or absurdly pedantic, and the usual plural is hippopotamuses. Common usage appears to indicate a slight preference for termini rather than terminuses, but syllabuses rather than syllabi. Other usual forms include cacti and gladioli, and our files at the dictionary department show scarcely any examples of nucleuses or funguses. (Omnibi is simply a joke, and quite ungrammatical in Latin!)

I'm pretty sure the character David Bannon, from the Seventh Sign, was intended to be Jesus.

HIS CAREER A.D. He played the captain in Star Trek's 1964 pilot episode but refused to continue with the series; he died from head trauma after a 1969 fall.
FINAL JUDGMENT His untimely death cut short his career.

Untimely death....the career killer.

Aarontology: Apparently. Except Bale has a full metric shiat ton of talent.

I have seen a ton of movies Bale is in (even Equilibrium) and have enjoyed most of them... but bollocks. He's a moderate actor with a very, very pretty body, same as Jolie (she has an Oscar, remember?). They can both pull it out once in a while, but their acting is generally middling.

Arbitrator:Well, to be fair, they're both fictional and represented in the mainstream media by the nutters and shut-ins....

Yeah, that Jesus was make-believe, just like Eskimos and wombats. Perhaps you'd like to rephrase your comment?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: "My name ain't Jesus, it's ZEUS!"

No, no, no.

Jesus=Perseus or Hercules!

God=Zeus

Mary=Danae, banished for getting knocked up


In Greek mythology, Zeus was like a male ho'. Christianity got a hold of it and watered it down to the point that God is just a one-time pedophile by today's standards (Mary was like 14-16 at the time).

No mention of Stranger Than Fiction on Will Ferrell's page? That's the best movie he's ever made.

majestic: I'm pretty sure the character David Bannon, from the Seventh Sign, was intended to be Jesus.

That was an interesting movie.

Aarontology: Apparently. Except Bale has a full metric shiat ton of talent.

Ideally during these interludes the mouth won't exactly be talking.

Jeezy Creezy?

Wait, did they say Dafoe's performance as Norman Osborn was bad?!? I mean, I can't defend the green costume, but Dafoe as simply Osborn is ridiculously good.

Pootiepig: /You're welcome

the only problem with that in spanish it's Jesu Cristo (with an accent on the "u"

Aarontology: Blasphemer! His performance in American Psycho was brilliant, as was Batman Begins.

I'll give you American Psycho, but his attempts to sound menacing in Batman Begins just sounded like laryngitis to me - it's an awesome movie anyways and he played a wonderful Bruce Wayne, but when he tried to sound like a grim and fearsome Batman it just felt so badly forced.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Man, and I thought I wanted fark Christian Bale before I saw him dressed up like Jesus.

.

But do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Juniper Jupiter: No, no, no.

Jesus=Perseus or Hercules!

God=Zeus

Mary=Danae, banished for getting knocked up


In Greek mythology, Zeus was like a male ho'. Christianity got a hold of it and watered it down to the point that God is just a one-time pedophile by today's standards (Mary was like 14-16 at the time).

Psst! He's quoting Die Hard With a Vengeance

Zeus: Why do you keep calling me Jésus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

TheFlyingGoat: Yeah, that Jesus was make-believe, just like Eskimos and wombats. Perhaps you'd like to rephrase your comment?

Congratulations! You got the joke!

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Pxtl: Aarontology: I'll drink to that. I'm secure enough to admit I've got a man-crush on Christian Bale.

Wow, he's like the male version of Angelina Jolie.

So, no matter who you are, it's okay to want him?

So, what if Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale did a movie, and they had a love scene? Would the world as we know it cease to exist?

First of all, they were in a movie together, and did a love scene? Where the hell was I!?

And second, yes! Yes, the world as we know it WILL cease to exist...if I'm the ROMAN GODLY MEAT of this Angelic/Christian sammitch!!!

Where do y'all think I got Jupiter from? ;)

/obvious

This is officially my favorite thread ever.

/Except the ball-chair one.
//Mmm. Christian Bale.

The state of Oklahoma has just filed a defamation and discrimination suit against this entire thread.

xxBirdMadGirlxx:

Psst! He's quoting Die Hard With a Vengeance

Zeus: Why do you keep calling me Jésus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

Oh, he was? Oops...sorry! Carry on! :S

/Kind of a Greek mythology buff back in the day...
//but just the basics
///And admittedly, I never sat thru Die Hard...sorry.

manciasal:

Oh wow... hopefully most people are less educated than you are and won't pick up on that!

Why do white men play Jesus
/like in the old days with white men playing Indians
//Jesus like it or not looked more like Mohhammad than any Anglo pic of him

Do you think Jesus' friend called him Chuy?

drjekel_mrhyde: Why do white men play Jesus

Why do Brits play Americans?

/Not lupus.

"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus, a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffrey Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on "Star Trek." Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."

Baltar Jesus.

Juniper Jupiter: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: "My name ain't Jesus, it's ZEUS!"

No, no, no.

Jesus=Perseus or Hercules!

God=Zeus

Mary=Danae, banished for getting knocked up


In Greek mythology, Zeus was like a male ho'. Christianity got a hold of it and watered it down to the point that God is just a one-time pedophile by today's standards (Mary was like 14-16 at the time).

Someone never saw Die Hard 3... This should explain it: Link (new window) NSFW

phillyguy1547: It's wrong to have these discussions so close to the holiest of holy holidays in the Christian world.

Let us not forget the true meaning of Easter!!!!!!

Easter is the day that our Lord and Savior walked out of his tomb, saw his shadow and gave everyone chocolate bunnies.

Amen.

You forgot that bit about six more weeks of Winter!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

Someone never saw Die Hard 3... This should explain it: Link (new window) NSFW

Yeah yeah!! xxBirdMadGirlxx asplained it to me!!! I said I was sorry!! Sheesh!! Hit refresh once in a while, eh?

Neenerhead! :P

A. This thread needs more Christian Bale pics. Let's get it going ladies!

B. I would fark the living daylights out of Willem Dafoe. There is just something about him that gets me going.


/Yes, I know there may be something wrong with me.
//I don't care.

Hikeeba: There is just something about him that gets me going.

He looks like he could eat your soul. Of course, lots of actors look like that - Walken, for example. But Dafoe looks like he'd have a lot of fun doing it.

Pxtl: Hikeeba: There is just something about him that gets me going.

He looks like he could eat your soul. Of course, lots of actors look like that - Walken, for example. But Dafoe looks like he'd you, he and the entire roomfulf of people watching would have a lot of fun doing it.

I get this feeling he's massive into voyeurism. Maybe it's the Perv Grin he's constantly sporting. But I'm definitely with Hikeeba; ever since Clear and Present Danger I've wanted a serious piece of Dafoe.

Pxtl: Hikeeba: There is just something about him that gets me going.

He looks like he could eat your soul. Of course, lots of actors look like that - Walken, for example. But Dafoe looks like he'd have a lot of fun doing it.

Yeah, give me a young Walken, too. Hmmmm, I'm sensing a pattern here.