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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Ah Easter, which brings us that fine tradition: The San Francisco Hunky Jesus competition (with pic)   (smh.com.au) divider line 130
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2008-03-24 08:29:10 AM
Mitch Hedberg comes to mind.
 
2008-03-24 08:31:35 AM
expiate stigmatic guilt... ewww.
 
2008-03-24 08:33:29 AM
I don't think they know what expiate means.

You should see what they do for Laylat ul Bara'ah.
 
2008-03-24 08:38:19 AM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2008-03-24 08:41:22 AM
staplermofo: Laylat ul Bara'ah.

Is this for this week's edition of "Arabic or Lovecraft"?
 
2008-03-24 09:42:41 AM
Why do so many people think Jesus wore eyeliner and mascara?
 
2008-03-24 09:43:47 AM
Christ
 
2008-03-24 09:45:31 AM
I never knew Jesus wore eyeliner...
 
2008-03-24 09:46:31 AM
back up in your ass with the resurrection
 
2008-03-24 09:46:45 AM
Anybody else read that as Honky Jesus?
 
2008-03-24 09:47:13 AM
Thread needs more Buddy Christ.
 
2008-03-24 09:47:40 AM
So very very gay.
 
2008-03-24 09:49:14 AM
i75.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 09:49:18 AM
"I was in a town the other that called itself 'Flag City.' Not to be confused with San Francisco... which is the 'City By the Bay.'"
 
2008-03-24 09:49:27 AM
duckman66: Thread needs more Buddy Christ.

WIN
 
2008-03-24 09:50:43 AM
Wimps. Insulting a bunch of people who'll turn the other cheek (heh) is too easy. Hold a "Macho Muhammad" contest at the beginning of Ramadan. Then I'll be impressed.
 
2008-03-24 09:50:44 AM
With all that makeup he looks like Gwendolyn Flames, the ship's tranny.
 
2008-03-24 09:51:27 AM
Why do so many people think Jesus was white?
 
2008-03-24 09:51:52 AM
Manfred J. Hattan: Wimps. Insulting a bunch of people who'll turn the other cheek (heh) is too easy. Hold a "Macho Muhammad" contest at the beginning of Ramadan. Then I'll be impressed.

winner!
 
2008-03-24 09:53:45 AM
On the same page: Adult movie superstar Jenna Jameson is best known for hard-core pornography but her latest sexy pose is for a good cause - animal rights.

Jesus who?

Sorry, not intending a thread-jack. Isaiah 53 is often considered a prophetic passage about Jesus and verse 2 says basically there was nothing special about his appearance that would attract people to him, so no eye liner or buff muscles sorry


/not religious, just know things
 
2008-03-24 09:54:30 AM
metalmachine06

Mostly just to piss off the ones who are just as wrong in thinking he was black.
 
2008-03-24 09:57:12 AM
Queers
 
2008-03-24 09:57:58 AM
Manfred J. Hattan: Wimps. Insulting a bunch of people who'll turn the other cheek (heh) is too easy. Hold a "Macho Muhammad" contest at the beginning of Ramadan. Then I'll be impressed.

Gotta do it in Detroit for the full point. And near the end of Ramadan, just so that everyone is a little hungry and irritable.

/BODY . . .
 
2008-03-24 10:00:00 AM
And now gentlemen, here after a three day absence - rising from the dead, let's put your hands together to show your apprectiation for - YAHWEH!!
 
2008-03-24 10:00:15 AM
Ted Alexandro approves.

"Have you ever been in church, looked up at the crucifix and thought, 'Man, Jesus had great abs!' He was cut! Could've had his own workout video, like Abs of a Savior, Body of Christ or Cross-Training. And that's what you want in a savior --- you want him to be in shape. Have you seen Buddha? Sloppy! Slopp-ola! A few crunches, bud, just clean it up!"
 
2008-03-24 10:01:10 AM
img377.imageshack.us

As per request
 
2008-03-24 10:01:28 AM
Manfred J. Hattan: Wimps. Insulting a bunch of people who'll turn the other cheek (heh) is too easy. Hold a "Macho Muhammad" contest at the beginning of Ramadan. Then I'll be impressed.

I'd pay solid money to see them try that.
 
2008-03-24 10:01:39 AM
This really improves the credibility of the homosexual movement in the eyes of Christians on the fence about accepting it as part of our modern society.
 
2008-03-24 10:01:41 AM
duckman66: Thread needs more Buddy Christ.

i154.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 10:03:31 AM
duckman66: Thread needs more Buddy Christ.

Ask and yee shall receive.
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us.st11.yimg.com
 
2008-03-24 10:08:21 AM
There is no modern day Christian equivalent of "jihad", but in my less charitable moments I really wish there was. Hell, with the way the national media bend over and spread for Islam, it shouldn't take too many heads on spikes to get the same respect for Christianity back.

/Just the non-Jesusy part of me talking, of course.
 
2008-03-24 10:10:03 AM
"Go and sin like rabbits in the sunshine."
 
2008-03-24 10:11:16 AM
www.smh.com.au

Emo Jesus?
 
2008-03-24 10:12:23 AM
domenad: There is no modern day Christian equivalent of "jihad", but in my less charitable moments I really wish there was. Hell, with the way the national media bend over and spread for Islam, it shouldn't take too many heads on spikes to get the same respect for Christianity back.

/Just the non-Jesusy part of me talking, of course.


Modern christians are more about subversion, infiltration and influence pressure.
 
2008-03-24 10:13:26 AM
fireclown: Manfred J. Hattan: Wimps. Insulting a bunch of people who'll turn the other cheek (heh) is too easy. Hold a "Macho Muhammad" contest at the beginning of Ramadan. Then I'll be impressed.

Gotta do it in Detroit for the full point. And near the end of Ramadan, just so that everyone is a little hungry and irritable.

/BODY . . .


I'll pay to rent camera crew, hotel accomodations, limo et al
 
2008-03-24 10:14:45 AM
Jesus Christ! Is nothing sacred?
 
2008-03-24 10:16:33 AM
'Emo Jesus' looks like he is savin his cack for Jeebus ...

/kinda has a Billy Zane look about him
 
2008-03-24 10:18:59 AM
i192.photobucket.com
Jeeethuth Chritht!
 
2008-03-24 10:20:06 AM
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 10:22:09 AM
"Man, was I hammered. Anyone want to nail me?"
 
2008-03-24 10:26:17 AM
metalmachine06: Why do so many people think Jesus was white?

Good point.
 
2008-03-24 10:29:27 AM
JESUS HAS RISEN!!!

(quick hide your eggs)
 
2008-03-24 10:30:13 AM
metalmachine06: Why do so many people think Jesus was white?

how many black gay guys are out there?
 
2008-03-24 10:30:45 AM
robisfunky: Anybody else read that as Honky Jesus?

No, but I DID read it as "Husky Jesus."

I believe that would be a funnier competition.
 
2008-03-24 10:31:13 AM
sp86: domenad: There is no modern day Christian equivalent of "jihad", but in my less charitable moments I really wish there was. Hell, with the way the national media bend over and spread for Islam, it shouldn't take too many heads on spikes to get the same respect for Christianity back.

/Just the non-Jesusy part of me talking, of course.

Modern christians are more about subversion, infiltration and influence pressure.


Talk to Ann Coulter about Islam. "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

Just yesterday on Coulter's website, there was this headline:
"Coulter 9-11 Strategy Working: Important Italian Muslim Converts and Meets with the Pope in Vatican". Or some such crap as that.
 
2008-03-24 10:32:03 AM
metalmachine06: Why do so many people think Jesus was white?

Simple geography. As everyone knows, the eastern Mediterranean is famous for its blue-eyed blonde population.

Next thing you know, you'll be telling me you're unaware of Sweden's reputation for swarthy, hirsute citizens.
 
2008-03-24 10:32:05 AM
metalmachine06: Why do so many people think Jesus was white?

i47.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-24 10:32:23 AM
fireclown: Manfred J. Hattan: Wimps. Insulting a bunch of people who'll turn the other cheek (heh) is too easy. Hold a "Macho Muhammad" contest at the beginning of Ramadan. Then I'll be impressed.

Gotta do it in Detroit for the full point. And near the end of Ramadan, just so that everyone is a little hungry and irritable.

/BODY . . .


Why would they be any hungrier at the end of Ramadan than at the beginning? It's all about not eating during daylight. They wake up before the sun rises and gorge themselves for the day ahead, then at night the sun sets and they sit around drinking goat milkshakes and lamb kabobs.

/Jesus was #187 109 74
 
2008-03-24 10:32:58 AM
Cooterpunk: metalmachine06: Why do so many people think Jesus was white?

how many black gay guys are out there?


Black guys who have sex with guys aren't gay. They're keeping it on the down low.
 
2008-03-24 10:34:38 AM
metalmachine06: Why do so many people think Jesus was white?

Because he didn't have any "bling"...he couldn't possibly be black without it.
 
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