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captainwhocares		2008-03-23 02:24:36 PM

mandrsn1: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Uh-oh. I've apparently been doing it backwards.

Trying to clean a vodka spill with vomit?

I spit hummus all over.....thanks

devilslefthand		2008-03-23 02:24:50 PM

Blood transfusion?

Ed Finnerty		2008-03-23 02:24:53 PM

Impudent Domain: one thing it is really good for,

take a cotton swab and dip it in vodka or any other alcohol.

dab it on a cat's ass,

Watch the fun

/yes it's a little cruel, but its so fun to watch kitty climb the walls.

I would've offered you a discount magazine subscription but I see you already have a stack of issues.

Death by Misadventure		2008-03-23 02:25:03 PM

To all the people in this thread hating on vodka I would like to say I use to be like you. I was introduced to vodka through stuff like Gordon's. Until I actually drank stuff like Admiral, Grey Goose, Sky, I thought vodka was crap. It's like judging beer if you only had drank Budweiser. Life is too short to drink any kind of bad alcohol.

Uncle Karl		2008-03-23 02:25:43 PM

Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

soak a pine tree air freshener in vodak and you will have gin.

/not a fan of the taste of pine tree.

xtex		2008-03-23 02:26:43 PM

kirby528: 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

I might be wrong but I thought Mythbusters disproved this one.

Yeah. It didn't kill them. It just got them drunk.

teedeepee		2008-03-23 02:28:02 PM

Impudent Domain: take a cotton swab and dip it in vodka or any other alcohol. Dab it on a declawed cat's ass, watch the fun

/FTFY

Brown Jenkems		2008-03-23 02:32:38 PM

Uncle Karl: Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

soak a pine tree air freshener in vodak and you will have gin.

/not a fan of the taste of pine tree.

Hmm. Maybe you should try a better quality air freshener next time?

buckler		2008-03-23 02:33:03 PM

Impudent Domain: one thing it is really good for,

take a cotton swab and dip it in vodka or any other alcohol.

dab it on a cat's ass,

Watch the fun

/yes it's a little cruel, but its so fun to watch kitty climb the walls.

A truism: women think cats are fun. Men have fun at a cat's expense.

Brown Jenkems		2008-03-23 02:34:44 PM

Impudent Domain: Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

saphire blue with some ginger ale.

That's MY idea of a gin and tonic.

Gin (sapphire blue) + almost anything is good in my book. I'm glad it's finally warming up enough for gin and tonic season to begin.

snarkyfarky		2008-03-23 02:36:17 PM

Ed Finnerty: FTA: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Alpha, meet Omega.

I was beginning to ponder the meaning of redundancy and saw your post, popped the chute. You Wynn

mmagdalene		2008-03-23 02:38:58 PM

Make me as stupid as tequila does?

kroonermanblack		2008-03-23 02:42:34 PM

angrymacface: Taste good?

Man, I was thinking it would take at least 5 posts to get that response.

/is there any way to say some combination of 'first' and 'post' without having the filter turn it into Boobies?

wallytacker		2008-03-23 02:44:17 PM

Vodka brought my grandpa back from the dead!

/It was a farkin' miracle
//happened very recently
///now we celebrate zombie grampa day instead of easter.

snarkyfarky		2008-03-23 02:44:44 PM

mandrsn1: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Uh-oh. I've apparently been doing it backwards.

Trying to clean a vodka spill with vomit?

Good One

namatad		2008-03-23 02:45:27 PM

"20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain."

or, god forbid, GO TO THE FRACKING DENTIST???

D'Annunzio		2008-03-23 02:46:34 PM

I guess it ain't just for breakfast anymore.

semiotix		2008-03-23 02:49:41 PM

buckler: When I worked at a science museum, a co-worker and I used to sneak into the biology lab and do test-tubes full of pharmaceutical-grade ~~absolute~~ absolut ethanol

Sorry, pet peeve.

Dextro		2008-03-23 02:51:39 PM

I'm not a huge fan of vodka in the first place but Chopin is especially disgusting.

/Gin and tonic ftw!

buckler		2008-03-23 02:58:38 PM

semiotix: buckler: When I worked at a science museum, a co-worker and I used to sneak into the biology lab and do test-tubes full of pharmaceutical-grade ~~absolute~~ absolut ethanol

Sorry, pet peeve.

No, really. 100% ethanol. 200 proof. Poison in significant amounts. Got your funny, though.

hugram		2008-03-23 02:58:52 PM

The best use for vodka is still to get a girl drunk with fruity drinks.

/ also good to clean the bar top
// bartended in college. Got lots of girls drunk and clean lots of bar top with it.

johnny_vegas		2008-03-23 02:59:11 PM

I came here to say:

Effen
Makers Mark
and bacon

Baz the Spaz		2008-03-23 03:00:11 PM

That list is an incredible waste of perfectly good booze!

Cyno01		2008-03-23 03:06:23 PM

Another vote for Ketel One. Got a bottle in the freezer in between a bottle of titos and a bottle of belvedere.

I'm so ridiculously spoiled, Ketel One is the first thing i ever got drunk off of in HS. Buddy worked for a restraunt that had some promotion deal with them, so there were always cases upon cases of Ketel One and Ketel One Citroen in the cooler to be pilfered.

/still paid my dues w/ mad dog on band trips

mmagdalene		2008-03-23 03:06:39 PM

hugram: get a girl drunk with fruity drinks.

So you're not a girl-drink drunk, I take it? Huh. :)

BlippityBleep		2008-03-23 03:12:32 PM

I'm still drunk from drinking vodka till 5am last night, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Inflatable Rhetoric		2008-03-23 03:12:41 PM

Smirnoff should be used for anytihing but drinking. It's the worst.

xen0blue		2008-03-23 03:13:17 PM

*bookmark'd*

wwwavenger		2008-03-23 03:15:42 PM

I demand blind taste tests.

Twisted Gods		2008-03-23 03:16:34 PM

Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

Because gin tastes like shiat?

/Partida or Black Maple Hill FTW

kberry		2008-03-23 03:16:57 PM

likwidflame: Unless you like the taste of pencil lead and clown penis.

What does pencil lead taste like?

/kidding

johnny_vegas		2008-03-23 03:19:51 PM

kberry: likwidflame: Unless you like the taste of pencil lead and clown penis.

What does pencil lead taste like?

/kidding

LOL

confibulator		2008-03-23 03:19:54 PM

If you want a great vodka for about $20, try this one:

luxuryexperience.com

velvet revolution		2008-03-23 03:21:42 PM

Is there anything it can't do?

cure alcoholism.

jethus_crised		2008-03-23 03:22:45 PM

eqtworld: Urban Dictionary: vodak- 152 up, 65 down

Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme.

Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don't know why! OMGWTFLOLBBQ"

tags- stupid meme retarded moronic vodka

This

Yall_Aint_My_Kin		2008-03-23 03:22:47 PM

83 posts & no vodak cat pic? i'm stunned.

farkinsinism		2008-03-23 03:26:12 PM

BlippityBleep: I'm still drunk from drinking vodka till 5am last night, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

see #5. unless you find, as I do, that any time the situation arises, my vodka supply is mysteriously low.

PhilRose		2008-03-23 03:26:14 PM

late to the party but heres my contribution

Homebrewers- use vodak in your bubbler/airlock and it no worries if some gets sucked into your fermenter, its food grade sanitizer!

PeeOnYou		2008-03-23 03:26:44 PM

If you're gonna drink vodak you might as well go as crappy as possible.

www.dmcityview.com

DrForrester		2008-03-23 03:28:01 PM

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to ~~kill them~~ really piss them off.

FTFY

Brown Jenkems		2008-03-23 03:30:12 PM

Twisted Gods: Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

Because gin tastes like shiat?

/Partida or Black Maple Hill FTW

Your taste buds are broken.

Twisted Gods		2008-03-23 03:34:37 PM

Brown Jenkems: Twisted Gods: Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

Because gin tastes like shiat?

/Partida or Black Maple Hill FTW

Your taste buds are broken.

Nah, work just fine.

ArugulaZ		2008-03-23 03:44:52 PM

"Is there anything it can't do?"

Spell its name right, apparently. I think you've been drinking a little too much "vodak," subby.

/seriously, Vodak? Sounds like a Romulan...

nugatory2		2008-03-23 03:45:32 PM

My real name is Vodak and I am getting a big kick out of these reponses.

Danger Avoid Death		2008-03-23 03:45:44 PM

angrymacface: angrymacface: Fluff Girl: angrymacface: Taste good?

You're doing it wrong.

I still to bourbon, thanks.

Or *stick* even.

Glad you corrected that. For a minute there I thought maybe you made your own bourbon.

sweetmelissa31		2008-03-23 03:47:16 PM

PeeOnYou

let me guess, is that bottle plastic?

stirfrybry		2008-03-23 03:48:29 PM

pour seven ounces of vodka in coffee cup. Place your testicles in the vodka for a tingly sensation. Repeat as desired.

KevinJD		2008-03-23 03:49:03 PM

Um, that lifehacker

YankinDaneland		2008-03-23 03:49:27 PM

~~Vodak~~ Vodka. Sorry, pet peeve. Don't mean to be such a looser.

nugatory2		2008-03-23 03:52:10 PM

And I can't even speel "responses"

Whoa unntwo meee

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