There are no topless bars in Jersey.

Whamdangler: There are no topless bars in Jersey.

If they do not have an alcohol license, they can be topless or nude, they are known as juice bars. You can bring your own beer.

/Not that I have any first hand knowledge of this...uh, kind of, erm, establishment

This seems like an appropriate place in many ways to post this aptly named link:

THE NEW JERSEY BARTENDER (new window)

A guy I know from the NJLP runs it.

TFA says go go bars.. I think they serve alcohol, but can't be topless.

In other news, I had the pleasure of dealing with this judge at traffic court. I had already pleaded down to "10 miles over" but he thought to add his two cents in there and almost took my license away. As a "symbol of goodwill for Canada" (I had my BC dl) he let me keep it. The cops would inform everyone to make sure their cells were turned off (not vibrate, off), because he used to go apeshiat over that, confiscating them or tossing them down the hall. Bit of a sanctimonious prick.

FURGEDDURBOUTIT!

tomWright: Whamdangler: There are no topless bars in Jersey.

If they do not have an alcohol license, they can be topless or nude, they are known as juice bars. You can bring your own beer.

/Not that I have any first hand knowledge of this...uh, kind of, erm, establishment

I only went in there to ask for directions on how to get away from there.!

Ladies and Gentlemen.....Bush's next Attorney General!!!!

and yes, bars in Jersey are Panties and Pasties, not topless

I would think the Obvious tag is appropriate here.

Well, at least he got a ride home.

Whamdangler
There are no topless bars in Jersey.

Really? Then where the hell was I all those times I was plastered and stuffing bills in that girls thong?

/You fail
//Jonny A's Hitching Post in Paterson, N.J.
///Jiggles
////Satin farking Dolls

CaptainBeer and every one of those girls had on pasties

TOPLESS requires visible nipples

YOU FAIL

There were nipples, dude. LOTS of 'em. No pasties. none were bottomless bars.

/only wish I could post pictures

Sounds like he belongs in New Jersey!

well, you see, beerboy.....there is a state law against that...what you saw were flesh coloured pasties....too bad you are a stupid douchenozzle who can't tell the difference...but, hey, hold out hope, maybe some year you will actually get to touch a breast, and then you will learn the difference

Geeze and Crackers! Jersey has been getting a lot of Fark-Coverage lately.
C'mon guys and gals, behave. We don't wanna turn into the kind of state that gets joked about.

heh heh.

I wonder which one is his son?

Wow. Just... WOW. Guess you showed me.

The aristocrats!

Bucky Katt, I have often thought those were fake. Then I saw the amount and seriousness of the pictures of these guys. But then I read more on the intertubes and came across the likes of Jon Titor. I began to think it was anaelaborate internet hoax making fun of guidos (they DO look like that only not so much). But thebn I thought again and it waould take a LOT of dudes with a LOT of commitment to fake that. I think they're real, and just really deluded.

Nice spelling errors. 4 cups of coffee today. Wheee!

Bucky Katt: thisisntnamtherearerules: I wonder which one is his son?

that's a picture from a halloween party, right?

Unfortunately, no. When I had TF there was a very disturbing thread with pics from the middle guido's myspace or something.

CaptainBeer: Bucky Katt, I have often thought those were fake. Then I saw the amount and seriousness of the pictures of these guys. But then I read more on the intertubes and came across the likes of Jon Titor. I began to think it was anaelaborate internet hoax making fun of guidos (they DO look like that only not so much). But thebn I thought again and it waould take a LOT of dudes with a LOT of commitment to fake that. I think they're real, and just really deluded.

And I suspect that the orange is accentuated, either as a result of some technology issue with flash and a digicam or by enterprising people with a little photoshop level tweaking.

Meh. Wake me up when he has freaky sex with the guv'nah.

That middle guido makes me farking laugh and laugh every time I see that pic!

/Wow

That pic got to be from a party at D'Jais.

D'Annunzio:

As soon as I heard the spitzer-hooker was from Belmar I bet all the money in my pocket she was a D'Jais girl.

Unfortunately, there's no way to prove it, so...

JSieverts: well, you see, beerboy.....there is a state law against that...what you saw were flesh coloured pasties....too bad you are a stupid douchenozzle who can't tell the difference...but, hey, hold out hope, maybe some year you will actually get to touch a breast, and then you will learn the difference

you're obviously some sort of pasties-expert but...

...just my experience (YMMV) but i have frequented shake joints in half a dozen states where nudity was verboten and, surprise-surprise, every last girl working in the place was completely nude.

this includes new jersey.

that said, calling someone a douchenozzle for seeing nipples at the performing arts center when there are laws saying that they can't be displayed kinda make YOU look like a douchenozzle who might want to consider getting out more often.

then again, you're probably the kind of guy who goes there looking for the hooker with a heart of gold.

tell me who the douchenozzle is now?

well, let's see....I have been in the clubs he mentioned, the girls were all wearing pasties, so, I would stay, still him....

maybe he thinks that The Bada Bing (the scenes were shot at Satin Dolls) is real, but it is not, when the TV show was not shooting, the girls wore and wear pasties

So, i actually know him. And his sons (went to high school with them), and received the warrior's discount. He's really a nice guy. At least always treated me nice in court. Then again, i did manage the local bar....

I could die happy if I could see video of that middle guido being told the entire world is laughing at him...

Hum he lowers the cost of speeding tickets a bit for highschool sudentswho will pay the fines without receiving help o assistance from outside sources. Since a large portion of highschool drivers are working a few hours a week at a crappy service job and even that will take a large portion of their income I don't see a problem with that.

Being drunk at a tittie bar is fine as long as he didnt' drive home. The rest I've got problems with.

JSieverts: well, let's see....I have been in the clubs he mentioned, the girls were all wearing pasties, so, I would stay, still him....

maybe he thinks that The Bada Bing (the scenes were shot at Satin Dolls) is real, but it is not, when the TV show was not shooting, the girls wore and wear pasties

okay. i worked at tiffany's cabaret in memphis, tn as a doorman for nine months. tennessee and memphis specifically have nudity laws and alcohol laws for "gentlemen's clubs".

at the time, from about 6PM on thursday night until 3AM saturday morning (may have been 6AM...it's been a few years) it was pretty much a free-for-all, no-holds-barred flesh festival. platinum plus (aka, the purple church) down the street was ever more notorious.

i was there twice when they were "raided". 15 minutes after the cops left, all 75 girls were strutting around in their birthday suits again. only difference was that a few had $500 tickets in their wallets.

this is a few years after memphis "cracked down" and cleaned up the business. trust me, what went on before is the stuff of legends (danny owens...anyone, anyone?).

what i'm saying is, basically, unless you've spent enough time at the shake joint to absolutely know 100% what goes on there...you don't.

that also begs the questions, "why would anyone EVER spend money at a place that didn't?" and, more importantly, "what business wouldn't?".

Correct me....when was Memphis moved to New Jersey??

I understand, they both smell like shiat....but just because it is true in one shiathole, doesn't make it true in another

JSieverts: Correct me....when was Memphis moved to New Jersey??

I understand, they both smell like shiat....but just because it is true in one shiathole, doesn't make it true in another

it's not and i didn't say it was. but i did point out that i have seen the same thing in a jersey place in my original post.

and i wouldn't be bagging to hard on either NJ or TN seeing as you're hailing from wonderful PA. people in glass houses and what-not. you might want to do some digging and learn about what city pittsburg looked to when they started their revitalization project. or you could just continue to be a dick.

i'm sticking to the my original point: calling someone a douchenozzle for seeing a frickin' nipple in a shake joint when it's (gasp) against the law makes you should like a very clueless person.

Internet argument, special olympics, you know the rest.

I tip my hat to you, though runslothrun. Thanks for the assist.

JSieverts: Correct me....when was Memphis moved to New Jersey??

I understand, they both smell like shiat....but just because it is true in one shiathole, doesn't make it true in another

You're starting to sound like a little kid with his fingers in his ears screaming at the top of his lungs 'Lalalalala I can't hear you lalalalalalala'.

Or like Bevets, whichever you preffer.

well, let's see.....

A: I was here in the 60s, when the mills were open, and well before the Revitalization....

B: it is spelled Pittsburgh, with an H....if you are going to try and insult someone's home, at least try and spell it correctly.

C: I never claimed that my home town is a slice of heaven, it is merely where I live

Sasso then became hostile and said to the bartender, "Do you know who I am? I'm the Bound Brook judge,"

Not quite as fear inspiring as "I AM THE LAW" but it will do.

JSieverts: well, let's see.....

A: I was here in the 60s, when the mills were open, and well before the Revitalization....

B: it is spelled Pittsburgh, with an H....if you are going to try and insult someone's home, at least try and spell it correctly.

C: I never claimed that my home town is a slice of heaven, it is merely where I live

sigh. i didn't try to insult your hometown. i merely replied that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones after you made some off the wall comment about memphis and NJ smelling of poo.

but i can see exactly where your logic is leading you. so this conversation is done.

and don't leave out item "D:"...the part about being an authority on NJ pastie laws and, more specifically, who has and hasn't seen a farkin' nipple.

Actually, I managed a bar in Jersey for a time, and we had a room we rented out to a couple groups for certain "entertainment" events...so I had to research said laws...does researching them, enforcing the compliance to them and discussing, with members of the law enforcement community, the possible liabilities and penalties of noncompliance make me an authority?

JSieverts: Actually, I managed a bar in Jersey for a time, and we had a room we rented out to a couple groups for certain "entertainment" events...so I had to research said laws...does researching them, enforcing the compliance to them and discussing, with members of the law enforcement community, the possible liabilities and penalties of noncompliance make me an authority?

no, you didn't. but i bet you did have to be at the gym in twenty-six minutes.

I didn't?

how did I not?

and no, I didn't have to be at the gym...the reason I spoke with members of the law enforcement community on this is, when the bar put in for the permits to allow said entertainments, an assistant DA came by to explain the laws involved, make sure we understood, and to make sure we knew, that even though we were merely renting out space in our bar for such activities, we were fully liable.

fnordfocus somehow, your question reminds me of the pivotal scene in Biloxi Blues