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(Tampa Bay Online)   You're going to need a lot more therapy if your mom starts stabbing you during court-ordered therapy (w/ crazy mom mugshot)   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 119
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2008-03-22 05:52:12 PM  
It's always in the eyes....

img380.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-22 06:31:02 PM  
No warning? Jesus, look at the woman. She should have been searched before every visit. The comments attached to the story are worth reading.
 
2008-03-22 07:10:25 PM  
that boy was rude about his mother. jeez.I hope he survives so he can never see her again.
 
2008-03-22 07:11:56 PM  
media.tbo.com

"Oh, hi...Fester? Could you possibly get bail money for me?"
 
2008-03-22 07:42:33 PM  
media.tbo.comi2.iofferphoto.com
 
2008-03-22 08:31:10 PM  
GoDeep: It's always in the eyes....

Double true dat.
 
2008-03-22 09:04:59 PM  
According to this story (pops) mom only has a few months to live. Should save the taxpayers a few dollars anyway.
 
2008-03-22 11:16:35 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2008-03-22 11:16:54 PM  
OMG THAT'S MY MOM!
 
2008-03-22 11:17:10 PM  
nobozo wins, thread over. everyone move along, nothing to see here.
 
2008-03-22 11:17:26 PM  
Swapped make-up tips?

bp2.blogger.com

/too soon?
 
2008-03-22 11:17:35 PM  
Hardly any mugshots here make me cringe, but that one definitely did.
 
2008-03-22 11:17:42 PM  
More therapy? Or just better therapy?
 
2008-03-22 11:17:46 PM  
sneaky jesus you mind if i get her digits? I'll be all honorable and stuff.
 
2008-03-22 11:17:46 PM  
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2008-03-22 11:18:53 PM  
crazyeddie: sneaky jesus you mind if i get her digits? I'll be all honorable and stuff.

she's all yours

/555-batshaitcrazy
 
2008-03-22 11:19:22 PM  
+1 to subby for avoiding the tired "that's a stabbin" cliche.
 
2008-03-22 11:19:24 PM  
Death Therapy?

/Bob?
 
2008-03-22 11:19:28 PM  
A 15 1/2" knife? WTF. Give that boy a medal and a MILF.
 
2008-03-22 11:19:37 PM  
Lots of alcohol would be involved, but I would probably hit it...

/very sorry and a little ashamed to admit it.
 
2008-03-22 11:21:10 PM  
Outtaphase 2008-03-22 09:04:59 PM
According to this story (pops) mom only has a few months to live. Should save the taxpayers a few dollars anyway.


Good I hope its painfull. What a kunt.
/great "supervision" by the staff BTW
 
2008-03-22 11:22:05 PM  
www.webwombat.com.au
 
2008-03-22 11:22:55 PM  
WTF?!
 
2008-03-22 11:22:59 PM  
Can't help it...I've got a 2-fer:


1. "A doctor ordered her to drop the knives" Unfortunately she couldn't read his writing.
/no I don't write for Leno


2. Oh, hi honey - here, I brought you some cologne, a deck of cards, and...reee, reee, reee, reee....
/really, two knives?
 
2008-03-22 11:23:36 PM  
Biscuit Tin

The comments attached to the story are worth reading.

You must have been right; they've closed and deleted the comments section on that page.
 
2008-03-22 11:24:57 PM  
Maybe he was in therapy for aichmophobia.
 
2008-03-22 11:27:19 PM  
Biscuit Tin: No warning? Jesus, look at the woman. She should have been searched before every visit. The comments attached to the story are worth reading.

The comments have been hidden. Do you have a link from cache?

 
2008-03-22 11:29:53 PM  
ComicBookGuy: "Oh, hi...Fester? Could you possibly get bail money for me?"

upload.wikimedia.org

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
 
2008-03-22 11:31:01 PM  
"Aaaal, let's have seeex."

"No Peg."

img2.timeinc.net
 
2008-03-22 11:31:55 PM  
TBO usually shuts down comments when they start to get out of hand. Would be nice to know what some of the locals thought. "She was such a good mom."
 
2008-03-22 11:33:13 PM  
I give Jimmuh Carter a few months to make a new Lustgarten commercial.

"Pancreatic cancer killed my fathuh, killed my bruthuh, killed my ice cream man, killed my neighbor's kid's chemistry teacher, killed that rabbit that attacked me on April 20th, 1979, killed that guy from Red Dawn and Dirty Dancing, killed that lady in Floriduh who stabbed her son. Pancreatic cancer killed them all."
 
2008-03-22 11:34:15 PM  
d976: Can't help it...I've got a 2-fer:

How's the veal?

:p
 
2008-03-22 11:34:51 PM  
TFA: Without giving any warning, a Dunedin woman pulled two long knives from her purse and began stabbing her 15-year-old son during a court-ordered visit today at a Largo psychiatry office, police said.

Long knives must be the weapon of choice among the dunedain rangers of the North.
/You would need therapy too if your ancient kingdom lay in ruins.
 
2008-03-22 11:35:24 PM  
That mugshot should be captioned "I got an assload of issues and nothing left to lose."

I knew a relative like that. The terminal diagnosis was like giving them a free pass to do anything. I'm lucky I lived far enough away to escape the unholy wrath.
 
2008-03-22 11:36:49 PM  
That looks like a face made for fellatio, or ant-eating!
 
2008-03-22 11:39:00 PM  
Saaayyy, I just noticed a "Fark It!" link on this story at tampabay10.com. Must be a farker on the staff there, eh?

/got nothin'
 
2008-03-22 11:39:43 PM  
Biscuit Tin: No warning? Jesus, look at the woman. She should have been searched before every visit. The comments attached to the story are worth reading.

"Commenting has been closed for this article."

These folks are just no fun. :-)
 
2008-03-22 11:41:33 PM  
Jesus christ, what the fark is that thing.
 
2008-03-22 11:41:42 PM  
img217.imageshack.us

Damn it hard to find a decent source pic of Cruella
 
2008-03-22 11:41:44 PM  
Wow. I have a 15 year old brother?
 
2008-03-22 11:42:01 PM  
Jebus...what a crazy coont. I'm gonna die, so I might as well kill my son? Die faster biatch.
 
2008-03-22 11:44:02 PM  
Did she stab him with her cheek bones?
 
2008-03-22 11:45:20 PM  
d976
2. Oh, hi honey - here, I brought you some cologne, a deck of cards, and...reee, reee, reee, reee....
/really, two knives?


Damn that made me laugh.
 
2008-03-22 11:47:18 PM  
Are they absolutely sure that's his mother? She looks awfully tran-GI-tastic.
 
2008-03-22 11:49:08 PM  
She looks like some kind of alien in a bad human costume.
 
2008-03-22 11:50:57 PM  
Begoggle: +1 to subby for avoiding the tired "that's a stabbin" cliche.

That.
 
2008-03-22 11:51:59 PM  
"I SAID CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"
 
2008-03-22 11:52:28 PM  
morning_foil: Damn it hard to find a decent source pic of Cruella

Not if you spell it right. "Cruella De Vil" :

www.jimhillmedia.com
 
2008-03-22 11:54:10 PM  
Outtaphase: According to this story (pops) mom only has a few months to live. Should save the taxpayers a few dollars anyway.

us.i1.yimg.com

"I'll be waiting..."
 
2008-03-22 11:54:11 PM  
wylfwt.com

/sort of a reverse Norman Bates thing there
//hope that biatch gets the book thrown at her
 
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