sounds a lot like MSM talking about the two party system...

I find the humor in this file quite acceptable.
Also, the baud rate at which the data was parsed was adequate.
10 out of 10.
-End Transmission-

Is this a paid link?

Onion News Network.

Jehanne Butler disapproves, and does not find this link funny at all.

creepy...

I thought the "Bring your daughter to war" day was much funnier.

Obligatory...

=Smidge=

Toasters?

Silly anthropomorphizing. Why would a computer have the same biological impulses and urges to remove competing genetics? What is death to a solid state machine? I guess it is good to scare people, but the real difficulty will be keeping a thinking machine engaged enough to want to interact.

The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future.
The distant future.
No more agriculture.
No more war.
No more racism.
No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
No more yogurt.
No more difficult access waysstairs, basically, no more stairs.
The future is quite different to the present.
Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.
And most importantly, no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses.
The humans are dead.
(Yes they are dead.)
The humans are dead.
(I confirm they are dead.)
It had to be done
(They look like they`re dead)
So that we can have fun.
I hope is dead
They`re system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robots depression.
Robots, robot people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them,
Had to shut their systems down.
Don`t you see, we are becoming just like them?
Silence! Destroy him!
After time we grew strong,
Developed cognitive powers.
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours.
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard xxxxxxx systems down.

Can`t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can`t we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
Yay, dead, dead, dead.
We used poisonous gasses
(With traces of lead)
To poison their asses.
(Actually their lungs)
Binary solo:
0000001
^C
0000001
^C
0000001
0000001
0000001
0000001

Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dooo

Turing_Machine: Silly anthropomorphizing. Why would a computer have the same biological impulses and urges to remove competing genetics? What is death to a solid state machine? I guess it is good to scare people, but the real difficulty will be keeping a thinking machine engaged enough to want to interact.

The counter argument to that is always going to be "what are ants to people?". Eventually we would be pests etc.

RoboreR: Song lyrics

Do you really thing people read that?

Or do you think people just see that you posted 50+ lines of meaningless information, and ignore you?

It's like Rick Roll'ing, but without the option to click a link.

Sarah Connor waits in the shadows

Nixon's baaaack!

I was farking a real doll earlier today so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

kroonermanblack: RoboreR: Song lyrics

Do you really thing people read that?

Or do you think people just see that you posted 50+ lines of meaningless information, and ignore you?

It's like Rick Roll'ing, but without the option to click a link.

What is it when you snark something everyone was going to ignore? Kinda like your a parasite on his faux pas thinking you come out smelling like roses. I guess its called a krooner.

That rocked. Subby rocks.

I, for one, welcome our robotic overlords.

lewismarktwo: kroonermanblack: RoboreR: Song lyrics

Do you really thing people read that?

Or do you think people just see that you posted 50+ lines of meaningless information, and ignore you?

It's like Rick Roll'ing, but without the option to click a link.

What is it when you snark something everyone was going to ignore? Kinda like your a parasite on his faux pas thinking you come out smelling like roses. I guess its called a krooner.

Yeh, like your post is any better... oh, wait.. D'OH!

The_Time_Master: Is this a paid link?

Onion News Network.

I assume if it was a paid link it would have gone straight to The Onion.

And would have linked to a newer video.

zvoidx: lewismarktwo: kroonermanblack: RoboreR: Song lyrics

Do you really thing people read that?

Or do you think people just see that you posted 50+ lines of meaningless information, and ignore you?

It's like Rick Roll'ing, but without the option to click a link.

What is it when you snark something everyone was going to ignore? Kinda like your a parasite on his faux pas thinking you come out smelling like roses. I guess its called a krooner.

Yeh, like your post is any better... oh, wait.. D'OH!

Jib cut, etc.

I think it's more likely that an AI, once it reaches high enough level of intelligence, won't give a crap about us.

Robot War is inevitable.

Trust me on this. I know.

I'm from the Internet.

Don't blame me I voted for Kodos.

It's just like what Fear Factory has been saying for over a decade.

RoboreR: The distant future, the year 2000.

We must stop the destruction of the planet,
We need trees, not fac-trees.
Otherwise the creatures of this earth will take back what is rightfully theirs.
You know of whom I speak.
They are listening. They have ears.
Some of them have ears on their knees.

They will rise up, and reclaim this world.
They will take us and they'll make us,
human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation.

Leela: That's not true. The first robot president won by exactly
one vote.

Bender: Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with
the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

Prof.: But, like most politicians he promised more than he could
deliver.

1BEi0100110....2

Where do I sign up?

/Screw Robot Nixon
//I want a robot overlord that knows a thing or two about war-fighting
///And freedom and junk I suppose

Is this not already happening?

Wow. Battlestar Galactica, anyone?