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almandot		2008-03-22 03:46:16 AM

this story is over a year old. I mean I guess they finally decided to charge her but this happened a long time ago and I think even got the green back then :P

Gyrfalcon		2008-03-22 03:47:40 AM

"Why did you quit working at Disneyland? Wasn't it fun?'

"Oh, sure, lots of fun. Nothing more fun than breaking up a fight between two overweight women beating each other over the head over which one gets to ride the blue teacup at the Mad Tea Party; and then both of them yelling at me because I pulled them both off the ride."

"Really."

"Yeah, really."

trintrin		2008-03-22 03:48:55 AM

I went on the teacup ride four years ago, and all I remember is that I cried the whole time. I forget why.

/Had nothing else to contribute

ShavedApe		2008-03-22 04:01:23 AM

FTFA: "Krause has now filed additional charges claiming her children were also attacked."

Um... victims don't file charges. That would be the prosecutors job. Is it just me or does news reporting get worse every year?

wire_con		2008-03-22 04:30:12 AM

I expected to find a mugshot of some fat white trash wannabe soccer mom...

facepalm ensued.

+1 to stereotype

Links		2008-03-22 04:56:58 AM

Cool! Now instead of Pirates of the Carribean 4, we can have a fresh idea for a ride movie!

Johnny Chicago		2008-03-22 05:03:57 AM

Why oh why are da nubianrs being let in there anyway?

I thought it was for stupid White people only.

Oh yeah, branding...

Dumb apes.

The pale apes aren't too bright, either...

They invented it.

Brown Jenkems		2008-03-22 05:09:48 AM

I'm happily beating off into a lady's tea cup and I'm getting a kick out of....wait a minute...

/never mind

wingnutdave		2008-03-22 05:26:17 AM

REAL news...
quote from the article:
"The incident happened in May of 2007"

Must be a slow news day in Micky town.

xebeche_tzu		2008-03-22 05:51:19 AM

Brown Jenkems Quote 2008-03-22 05:09:48 AM
I'm happily beating off into a lady's tea cup and I'm getting a kick out of....wait a minute...

You just gave me an idea. I'm gonna loop "2 girls 1 cup" and bet people they can't jack to it. $5 a try, $100 on the line (20 to 1 odds)

Genius!

/sorry, it's late

EnigmaBurn007		2008-03-22 06:14:39 AM

its the heat. i lived in orlando and worked at disney. heat does strange things to people.

starsrift		2008-03-22 06:56:21 AM

xebeche_tzu: Brown Jenkems Quote 2008-03-22 05:09:48 AM
I'm happily beating off into a lady's tea cup and I'm getting a kick out of....wait a minute...

You just gave me an idea. I'm gonna loop "2 girls 1 cup" and bet people they can't jack to it. $5 a try, $100 on the line (20 to 1 odds)

Genius!

/sorry, it's late

So you're saying "Coprophiliacs, get your free $95 here!"?

martid4		2008-03-22 07:01:34 AM

She axed for it.

proteus_b		2008-03-22 07:09:59 AM

i think we're being given insufficient information here. if the other lady really did cut in line, mrs. walker should be commended, rather than prosecuted, for her actions.

Euell Gibbons		2008-03-22 07:36:35 AM

Spillover of the Wal-mart crowd.

Ikahoshi		2008-03-22 08:12:25 AM

Johnny Chicago: Why oh why are da nubianrs being let in there anyway?

I thought it was for stupid White people only.

Oh yeah, branding...

Dumb apes.

The pale apes aren't too bright, either...

They invented it.

You're trying too hard... 2/10.

Better luck next time.

baldylox		2008-03-22 08:31:27 AM

I think she forgot she wasn't at Chuck E Cheese any more.

neomatt		2008-03-22 08:47:54 AM

Happens all the time at Disney.
Damn Brits send their trash... America has an endless supply of mullet-wielding trash...unintelligible arguments are a frequent occurrence.

Mad Scientist		2008-03-22 08:49:54 AM

During a deposition Monday, Walker declined to accept a plea deal that would have given her a one-year jail sentence.

Couldn't have just said "declined", huh?

akula		2008-03-22 10:18:21 AM

Meh. Fantasyland at the Magic Kingdom sucks if you're over 10 years of age anyway. All the rides in there are ancient; my guess is that they keep them around solely for the traditionalists.

/Bigger fan of Epcot
//Food and wine festival kicks ass

Lobster_of_Hate		2008-03-22 10:34:22 AM

I really can't believe the perp is a Negro.

gbiewer		2008-03-22 10:37:17 AM

akula
//Food and wine festival kicks ass

THIS

just don't cut in front of me at Rose & Crown. I get teh cranky with no beer....

T.Durden		2008-03-22 10:38:34 AM

When I see these articles about unreasonable violence the wife and I now bet if the perpetrator is Black or not. She guessed "No" - guess she felt a bit politically correct after all the Obama stuff. That'll learn 'er.

re-elect_jimmy_carter		2008-03-22 11:41:46 AM

all these assaulting mom/teacher/etc stories are making me racist.

stoppit.

CigaretteSmokingMan		2008-03-22 12:06:19 PM

But on Pirates of the Caribbean, the pirates don't kill the tourists.

BInPink		2008-03-22 12:08:20 PM

I'm glad this was so long ago, we just got back from Disney World. We went last year too and soon after we got back there was that story of the Tigger punching some kid or whatever. This time though, a lady did cut in front of me in line while I was in one of the shops. I guess this just goes to show how terrible a person I am... she was Hispanic, likely weighed around 250 lbs, and had a thing for looking trashy in clown make-up. She also had a lot of nerve to cut in front of me. I could've said something but it seemed she didn't speak English very well to begin with. It was a happy day, I let it go, no biggie, but I do hope that karma is indeed a biatch and that she gained an extra 5 lbs before her trip was over.

I'm off to go continue being shallow and terrible.

halmot		2008-03-22 01:53:07 PM

"at that point I was pinned between the teacup and the saucer and she continued to beat up on my body."

Can't imagine how long the reporter's been waiting to work that line into a story.

DrFong		2008-03-22 02:13:25 PM

Big surprise that she was black.

Mugato		2008-03-22 03:00:59 PM

gbiewer: just don't cut in front of me at Rose & Crown. I get teh cranky with no beer....

...where getting drunk costs slightly less than a new car (didn't say I didn't pay it).

/the Germany and Norway pavillions have some fine women working there
//Canada, not so much

limboslam		2008-03-22 03:20:43 PM

DrFong: Big surprise that she was black.

C'mon, don't be racist. Large women of color never do this sort of thing. Ever. Nope, never. Uh-uh. Doesn't happen. Nosireeebob. Myth.

akula		2008-03-22 03:55:10 PM

gbiewer: just don't cut in front of me at Rose & Crown. I get teh cranky with no beer....

No need to cut in front of anybody. We'll be able to make our reservations for our next visit in 5 weeks, and damn if we won't. Last time we got lucky on our dining; we didn't make reservations before we arrived but still got to eat at most places we wanted. This time we're making CERTAIN we get in.

And nothing like trolling the food kiosks there with a nice fresh brew in the hand. Or watching fireworks with a big ass multiflavored margarita. Heck, even the tea tasting we did (done by Stephen Twining... yes THAT Twining) was awesome. Folks who thing Disney is for kids really need to get their rears out of the Magic Kingdom and enjoy the rest of the place.

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