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(WINK News)   "Spitzer's got to be the only guy in Albany who PAYS for sex"   (winknews.com) divider line 27
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2008-03-20 08:25:38 PM  
We all pay for sex, one way or another.

Spitzer paid a hooker.
The rest of us have girlfriends or wives.
 
2008-03-20 08:27:30 PM  
Nutcase: We all pay for sex, one way or another.

Spitzer paid a hooker.
The rest of us have girlfriends or wives.


Some of you pay retail, some of you pay wholesale.
 
2008-03-20 09:59:24 PM  
I pay for sex.

A few days later, when the venereal disease kicks in.

Also, I find it quite lame that he had to pay this whore anything. The pictures I saw only show how much of a classless "whore that would blow you in a back alley" she is.
 
2008-03-20 09:59:47 PM  
You don't really pay for a hooker to get a woman to come over, you pay for her to go away...

See how well those "intern-Senator" relationships work out when they get to light? At least with a prostitute you have a fair chance at keeping things quiet--you know, up until your lack of tact and meticulous record keeping bring you down.

Is it so hard to pay in cash and insist on being called "Smith"?
 
2008-03-20 10:07:30 PM  
Up until just a few years ago, lawmakers would go "window shopping" for interns at the start of every legislative session. In a practice that went on for decades, the interns would be corraled in a Capitol newsstand, and legislators would take their pick.


Several SUNY classmates of mine went through this back in the 80's. They wound up not interning because they wouldn't give it up for some sweaty 58-year-old hack from Staten Island, and others never even got callbacks because they wouldn't do coke with the creepy legislative staffers who were doing the campus scouting trips.

I know a few real good people working in Albany - but on the whole, New York state politics is amazingly repulsive and dysfunctional. Every time I think Louisiana or New Jersey has us beat, something like this reminds me of the complete uselessness and corruption of New York politicians.
 
2008-03-21 12:22:10 AM  
Albany, NY: WE LIKE TO fark, OKAY?

Someone needs to call in a redneck hit* on Joe Bruno already.

Also, shame on Spitzer for backing down. Where the hell did the Steamroller go?

* redneck hit: where you shiat in their bushes and do donuts on their lawn.
 
2008-03-21 01:41:08 AM  
soze: * redneck hit: where you shiat in their bushes and do donuts on their lawn.

You forgot the constant beeping of the horn and flashing the brights and over-powered fog lamps at the house before leaving (if it's dark out).
 
2008-03-21 01:43:19 AM  
I live for Spitzer threads. I wish I was better at the intertubes. I would be beating a dead horse.
 
2008-03-21 02:16:00 AM  
Lots of hot and naive young coeds around as well, between SUNY Albany, Siena, St. Rose, etc.
 
2008-03-21 02:57:48 AM  
Nutcase: We all pay for sex, one way or another. The rest of us have girlfriends or wives.

Sounds like she's paying for it too...


...by having to put up with you.
 
2008-03-21 03:03:14 AM  
FTFA: Stories of mistresses followed Govs. Thomas Dewey, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Grover Cleveland.

scribalterror.blogs.com

MMMMMMM, THAT'S HAWT!
 
2008-03-21 03:19:20 AM  
dickkead: I pay for sex.

A few days later, when the venereal disease kicks in.

Also, I find it quite lame that he had to pay this whore anything. The pictures I saw only show how much of a classless "whore that would blow you in a back alley" she is.


That rejection still burning you, eh?
 
2008-03-21 03:19:51 AM  
Lobbyists, staffers and reporters who seek to enhance their influence by bedding powerful lawmakers are known as "big game hunters." And the men who sleep with the women lawmakers are "boy toys."

Ah, the lexicon of luff!

Quatchi luffed the part of the Eliot Spitzer story where he kept trying to convince Ms Dupree to give up the oval orifice w/o making him don any raingear and she kept refusing him.

"No glove, no love" ...even if yer the Guv! Farking priceless!!

Quatchi can't even afford a one diamond ho!

On the other hand, there's this reasonably doable 2.5 Zirconium gal who works the stroll down the street whose rates are actually quite attractive.

Remember yer 4 Cs.

Coont? (make sure she's got one)
Color (pink is best).
Carrot (As in yers. Is she a vegan?).
Cleanliness. (A Game Gurl is gud. A Gamey one? Not so much!)
 
2008-03-21 03:35:11 AM  
For a second there, I thought TFA was talking about the SUNY whores.
 
2008-03-21 07:31:25 AM  
[Sex with livestock joke.]
 
2008-03-21 07:38:44 AM  
He's gotta be. Skanks can live in any area, you just have to find them.
 
2008-03-21 08:35:14 AM  
If he'd have stayed in Albany, they wouldn't have made a federal case about it. Mostly what he paid for were administrative costs and overhead.

/heh-heh. overhead.
 
2008-03-21 08:52:56 AM  
dickkead: Also, I find it quite lame that he had to pay this whore anything. The pictures I saw only show how much of a classless "whore that would blow you in a back alley" she is.

Before you're beseiged with "sharp knees" comments, let me agree. The pics I've seen of her were no more or less hot than 70% of the drunk girls from Ohio you see on the beaches of Fort Lauderdale during spring break.

And the shots of her doing the obligatory "white girl / gang sign / pursed lips" pose moved her down the list even further. She comes across as little more than a dull-minded farkpig with a decent body.
 
2008-03-21 09:11:43 AM  
Bonanza Jellybean: Lots of hot and naive young coeds around as well, between SUNY Albany, Siena, St. Rose, etc.

RPI, not so much.
 
2008-03-21 09:37:47 AM  
Gulper Eel: Bonanza Jellybean: Lots of hot and naive young coeds around as well, between SUNY Albany, Siena, St. Rose, etc.

RPI, not so much.


As someone who went to RPI, I can agree with this. At least the conversation doesn't actively make you dumber, though.
 
2008-03-21 10:38:41 AM  
Wink news. Nudge, nudge.
 
2008-03-21 11:15:22 AM  
You don't pay hookers for sex.

You pay them to go away after.
 
2008-03-21 11:54:08 AM  
So, when is someone going to open up a site called..

'JuicyLegislature'

I'm sure this stuff goes on in DC, and every state capitol.

How about Ottawa, too?

Come on Canadians, step up!
 
2008-03-21 12:18:18 PM  
As long as you do your job, I don't care who you bang on the side.
 
2008-03-21 01:23:00 PM  
Henry Kissinger was right, I guess...power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
 
2008-03-21 01:37:13 PM  
dickkead: Also, I find it quite lame that he had to pay this whore anything. The pictures I saw only show how much of a classless "whore that would blow you in a back alley" she is.

It's all marketing. The only reason he thought he was getting sex worth $5,ooo/hr is because she was charging him $5,000/hr for it.

/moving to Albany
 
2008-03-22 12:16:44 PM  
There's really not a lot worth farking in Albany, let alone paying to fark.
 
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