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(Daily Mail)   ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 308
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2008-03-20 08:19:16 AM  
I was told there would be no math.

Easter is always on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox.

/I checked.
 
2008-03-20 08:19:50 AM  
x=42
 
2008-03-20 08:21:04 AM  
Why do we eat chocolate on Easter?

/Izzard
 
2008-03-20 08:21:36 AM  
((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 6*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

FTFY.
 
2008-03-20 08:22:05 AM  
looks to me like he dissed a mod.
 
2008-03-20 08:23:51 AM  
/`\ /`\?

Worst. Bunny ears. Evar.
 
2008-03-20 08:29:03 AM  
My birthday is on Easter this year. Which is kinda weird.
 
2008-03-20 08:29:35 AM  
submitter: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\and then a miracle occurs

Modified, not fixed, for my own and others' amusement.
 
2008-03-20 08:32:08 AM  
bake2: My birthday is on Easter this year.

Free crucifixion for you then...
 
2008-03-20 08:39:15 AM  
OlafTheBent: Free crucifixion for you then...

Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
 
2008-03-20 08:42:47 AM  
RDRR?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2008-03-20 08:46:16 AM  
I blame the Jews.
 
2008-03-20 09:53:43 AM  
TFA: It was many hundreds of years after this that a working algorithm was devised.

C'mon, give props to Dionysius Exiguus! Three cheers for Dennis the Short, who gave us the non-Julian calender system. The 'Gregorian' modification was just a tweak.
 
2008-03-20 10:15:25 AM  
There is a good explanation here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computus

/yes I'm lazy
/yes we use the formula for the gregorian calender
 
2008-03-20 10:30:40 AM  
submitter: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

i58.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-20 10:30:57 AM  
OlafTheBent: Easter is always on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox.

This, I thought.
 
2008-03-20 10:34:49 AM  
That's not complicated!!!

Yet.

/integrate it
 
2008-03-20 10:44:27 AM  
/integrate it

Using Cauchy's Residue Theorem.
 
2008-03-20 11:27:13 AM  
First Outer Inner Last
 
2008-03-20 11:34:52 AM  
((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) BOOBS mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

there we go.
 
2008-03-20 11:48:11 AM  
I gave up Easter for Lent.
 
2008-03-20 11:59:27 AM  
Subby: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2008-03-20 12:01:17 PM  
Hooray for zombie jesus day!
 
2008-03-20 12:02:05 PM  
MacEnvy: I gave up Easter for Lent.

/golf clap
 
2008-03-20 12:02:44 PM  
NewportBarGuy: Why do we eat chocolate on Easter?

/Izzard


symbolic of swallowing Jesus' fleshy-black MAN-pole
 
2008-03-20 12:02:48 PM  
dgc360: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) BOOBS mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

there we go.


You got distracted by the "Ulrika Jonsson's ample cleavage..." article too?
 
2008-03-20 12:02:53 PM  
Wait...those bastards get TWO WEEKS for Spring Break?
 
2008-03-20 12:02:57 PM  
Ha Ha, you believe that 2000 years ago some Jew was nailed to a board !!1!
 
2008-03-20 12:03:06 PM  
BKITU: Subby: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

Pics or it didn't happen.




I am * and I am getting a kick out of these replies.

 
2008-03-20 12:04:37 PM  
I thought Jesus flunked math
 
2008-03-20 12:04:45 PM  
Who's got a TI-85?
 
2008-03-20 12:05:30 PM  
solcofn: I am * and I am getting a kick out of these replies.

+1.
 
2008-03-20 12:05:38 PM  
Wanebo: x=42

What's important isn't the solution. It's the question.
 
2008-03-20 12:05:39 PM  
tuna fingers: dgc360: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) BOOBS mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

there we go.

You got distracted by the "Ulrika Jonsson's ample cleavage..." article too?


55378008

/now turn your computer upside down
//that killed in 4th grade when using a calculator and combined with a Dolly Parton masectomy joke
 
2008-03-20 12:05:39 PM  
((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7* THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENS (t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31
 
2008-03-20 12:05:47 PM  
Gothmolly: Ha Ha, you believe that 2000 years ago some Jew was nailed to a board !!1!

I feel confident that happened. Lots of 'em, in fact :P
 
2008-03-20 12:05:54 PM  
((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)-
Here ... ^... is where you made the error.
7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\
 
2008-03-20 12:06:15 PM  
public.kajetanwandowicz.com
 
2008-03-20 12:06:18 PM  
rufus-t-firefly: Wait...those bastards get TWO WEEKS for Spring Break?

mostly because it takes longer to travel to Cabo via donkey.
 
2008-03-20 12:06:38 PM  
QU!RK1019: First Outer Inner Last

i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-20 12:06:52 PM  
"Easter is always on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox."

Nope, nothing remotely Pagan about that.
 
2008-03-20 12:07:10 PM  
OlafTheBent: bake2: My birthday is on Easter this year.

Free crucifixion for you then...


Easter was the day he rose from the dead. Good Friday is the day he was crucified.
 
2008-03-20 12:07:56 PM  
OlafTheBent: I was told there would be no math.

Easter is always on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox.

/I checked.


Isn't tonight a full moon. Isn't tomorrow the equinox?
 
2008-03-20 12:07:58 PM  
How do we go from Jesus dying to chocolate Easter bunny?

/jus wonderin'
 
2008-03-20 12:08:02 PM  
tuna fingers: dgc360: ((19*t+u-w-(u-(u+8) \25)+1)\3)+15)mod30) +(32+2*x+2*y-(19*t+ u-w-(u-(u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) mod30)-z) mod7)- 7*(t+11* (19*t+u- w(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3)+15) BOOBS mod30)+22*(32+2*x+2*y- (19*t +u-w-(u- (u+8)\25)+1)\3) +15)mod30)-g)mod7) +114)\31 = /`\ /`\

there we go.

You got distracted by the "Ulrika Jonsson's ample cleavage..." article too?


There was an article?
 
2008-03-20 12:08:29 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-03-20 12:08:31 PM  
Do you people actually realize what this means???

It actually proves that God doesn't exist!!!
 
2008-03-20 12:08:31 PM  
Somebody needs to check the math and embarass them with a correction. Half of reporters are stupid and the formula is probably incorrect.
 
2008-03-20 12:08:36 PM  
www-static.cc.gatech.edu
 
2008-03-20 12:08:46 PM  
so....t, u, w, x, y, z, g...did I miss any?

What exactly do those represent?

t -- times Jesus was seen the previous year
u -- underage hookers filmed by Joe Francis since the dawn of time
w -- weeks since the pope's last confession
x, y, z -- astral location of the star seen by the wise men
g -- seconds since the Unix epoch
 
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