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(Lancashire Evening Post)   Remember that bread you threw into the water for the ducks? Well, the police have just spent the past six hours thinking it was a baby   (lep.co.uk ) divider line
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2008-03-20 10:25:06 AM  
get in mah belly, etc
 
2008-03-20 10:25:40 AM  
Probably more productive than whatever else they would've been doing.
 
2008-03-20 10:27:18 AM  
Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"
 
2008-03-20 10:30:15 AM  
Oh those silly limeys
 
2008-03-20 10:31:07 AM  
A prom night dumpster baby?
 
2008-03-20 10:31:41 AM  
akugyaku: Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"

I blame you for making me do that...

/right in the middle of it all there was a picture of cookies...
//don't shorten it and Google Image Search "YE"
///no really try it and look at the first image....
////eye bleach and slashies
 
2008-03-20 10:32:51 AM  
www.clipjunkie.com
 
2008-03-20 10:33:10 AM  
Inbredpoet: akugyaku: Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"

I blame you for making me do that...

/right in the middle of it all there was a picture of cookies...
//don't shorten it and Google Image Search "YE"
///no really try it and look at the first image....
////eye bleach and slashies


Ohhhh, that's hot!
 
2008-03-20 10:33:57 AM  
Cue the pics of Chief Wiggum.
 
2008-03-20 10:35:41 AM  
www.penny-arcade.com
 
2008-03-20 10:35:53 AM  
At least they didn't think it was a bomb, like they would have in Boston.
 
2008-03-20 10:36:59 AM  
akugyaku: Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"

Oh mother of hell! Why don't I listen when people say these things?

oooh...cookies!
 
2008-03-20 10:37:43 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: akugyaku: Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"

Oh mother of hell! Why don't I listen when people say these things?

oooh...cookies!


It's Fark. You should know better, but you do it anyways.
 
2008-03-20 10:38:38 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: akugyaku: Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"

Oh mother of hell! Why don't I listen when people say these things?

oooh...cookies!


Owe me a keyboard and a coffee refill...
 
2008-03-20 10:39:52 AM  
damn loafers
 
2008-03-20 10:40:13 AM  
Beatlefreak: It's Fark. You should know better, but you do it anyways.

Yeah. The only reason I haven't been Rickroll'd a thousand times is because my company's firewall blocks YouTube :D
 
2008-03-20 10:41:12 AM  
So, they never thought to just wade out and get it in all that time?
 
2008-03-20 10:41:20 AM  
Listening to NOT GIS something on Fark is like pushing a big red FIRE button at a gas station..... You know you really want to do it
 
2008-03-20 10:41:36 AM  
"We didn't say anything to suggest a baby had been thrown into the canal. One of my staff saw something chucked, and because of the circumstances skin color and the name Mohammed thought it was suspicious."

There. Better.
 
2008-03-20 10:42:29 AM  
borist: So, they never thought to just wade out and get it in all that time?

They were waiting for a pitchfork and a dumptruck full of bowling balls. For comparison purposes, of course.
 
2008-03-20 10:43:13 AM  
EwokHunter: Listening to NOT GIS something on Fark is like pushing a big red FIRE button at a gas station..... You know you really want to do it

I've tried that a thousand times. Not ONCE did I see a missile launch afterwards.
 
2008-03-20 10:43:42 AM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it was wierd that it took six hours to find the piece of bread...
 
2008-03-20 10:44:06 AM  
Miett: "We didn't say anything to suggest a baby had been thrown into the canal. One of my staff saw something chucked, and because of the skin color and the name Mohammed thought it was suspicious."

There. Better.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2008-03-20 11:00:33 AM  
I came for the ABOUT A BOY references. I leave disappointed in humanity. farkers.

There. FTFM. Thank God fark does not equal humanity.
 
2008-03-20 11:14:38 AM  
If this was Boston, they would have just assumed it was a bomb.

A baby? That's just silly. It's always a bomb.
 
2008-03-20 11:15:57 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: akugyaku: Don't ever google image search "yeast baby"

Oh mother of hell! Why don't I listen when people say these things?

oooh...cookies!


IT'S A TRAP!

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-03-20 11:25:08 AM  
That's great police work there, Lou
 
2008-03-20 11:26:23 AM  
I live in the Canals, and the ducks come to feed daily, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies...

img237.imageshack.us


/No, really.
 
2008-03-20 11:30:51 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: EwokHunter: Listening to NOT GIS something on Fark is like pushing a big red FIRE button at a gas station..... You know you really want to do it

I've tried that a thousand times. Not ONCE did I see a missile launch afterwards.


Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
 
2008-03-20 11:34:50 AM  
www.jsonline.com

Amused
 
2008-03-20 11:34:57 AM  
WrongTrousers: Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?

NO I CAN'T!

/just watched that video the other day :D
 
2008-03-20 11:38:08 AM  
YixilTesiphon: Probably more productive than whatever else they would've been doing.

QFT
 
2008-03-20 11:38:59 AM  
Nice work there Lou.
 
2008-03-20 12:00:01 PM  
Miett: "We didn't say anything to suggest a baby had been thrown into the canal. One of my staff saw something chucked, and because of the circumstances skin color and the name Mohammed thought it was suspicious."

There. Better.


THIS
 
2008-03-20 12:04:29 PM  
WAIT.... WAIT.....

Bag dropped into water = ZOMG THEIR MUST BEE A BAYBEE IN THEY'RE!11!!

Not like.... Bag dropped into water = garbage of some sort?

Fine the biatch who called this in for wasting emergency personnel's time. fark... just throw her into the river in a bag.
 
2008-03-20 12:16:50 PM  
www.mitchhedberg.net


Wanted for Questioning. And a turkey sandwich.


/dirty hotlinker
 
2008-03-20 12:28:59 PM  
I just threw my baby in a canal, so I really getting a kick out of these replies.

/obligitory
 
2008-03-20 01:22:24 PM  
"I think a ducks opinion of me is strongly based on weather or not i have bread. A duck likes bread even tho he dosnt have the capabilities to buy a loaf, if i was in a store and a duck started to walk out with one, i`d let him go, i`d say 'hey, bring your friends!'"....Some more Mitch
 
2008-03-20 02:25:24 PM  
Tommy Gavin not available for comment.
 
2008-03-20 05:11:06 PM  
Belac: At least they didn't think it was a bomb, like they would have in Boston.

Somebody set us up the bread!
 
2008-03-21 02:26:25 AM  
Do I really need to say it?

YOUR SUPPOSED TO CRUMBLE IT UP FIRST!!!1!

/Christ...
//Are the ducks supposed to swallow the loaf whole?
 
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