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(Yahoo)   Hillary ████████ to release █████████ of when she was a █████████ lady   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 66
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2008-03-19 08:59:01 AM  
Hilary Clinton to release sex tape of when she was a "carnal" lady.

Do I win a prize?
 
2008-03-19 09:04:00 AM  
Hillary Swank to release proof of when she was a Derby winning lady?
 
2008-03-19 09:06:42 AM  
ManRay: Hillary Swank to release proof of when she was a Derby winning lady?

I think you're on to something. But I heard she lost to that chick from Sex in the City
 
2008-03-19 09:21:04 AM  
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2008-03-19 09:37:00 AM  
+1 subby

/I likes me that headline
 
2008-03-19 09:51:05 AM  
The documents will be released through Sandy Berger's socks.
 
2008-03-19 09:52:36 AM  
Hillary shiats to release bowels of when she was a constipated lady.
 
2008-03-19 10:04:14 AM  
I love redactions in the morning. They smell like victory.
 
2008-03-19 10:10:31 AM  
+1 for the headline. These docs are going to be so full of strikethroughs I'm thinking of buying stock in Sharpies
 
2008-03-19 10:23:05 AM  
The previously missing documents will be left out on a conference table with no explanation as to their previous location or custody.
 
2008-03-19 10:25:50 AM  
El Chode: I think you're on to something. But I heard she lost to that chick from Sex in the City

Hence the need for proof.
 
2008-03-19 10:56:37 AM  
Mad lib headlines, for hours of entertainment.
 
2008-03-19 11:01:10 AM  
Hillary Duff to release video of when she was a naughty lady?
 
2008-03-19 11:24:13 AM  
███████████████ ███ ██████ purple █████. ██ █████████ ██████████ monkey ███████, ███ █████ ████ ████████ █████████ █ █████. ███ dishwasher ████ ███████ ███.
 
2008-03-19 11:49:30 AM  
Hillary (proper noun) to release (plural noun) of when she was a (adjective) lady

Hillary Aquaman to release clams of when she was a rotund lady
 
2008-03-19 11:50:30 AM  
WHAT ABOUT HER FINANCES???

Still waiting on that
 
2008-03-19 11:53:09 AM  
rocinante721: WHAT ABOUT HER FINANCES???

Still waiting on that


You've been given plenty, citizen. Stop questioning
 
2008-03-19 12:08:56 PM  
rocinante721: Hillary (proper noun) to release (plural noun) of when she was a (adjective) lady

Hillary Aquaman to release clams of when she was a rotund lady


Wouldn't it make more sense as:

Hillary (verb) to release (plural noun) of when she was a (adjective) lady
 
2008-03-19 12:10:41 PM  
No,

Hillary (verb, past-tense) to release (plural noun) of when she was a(n) (adjective) lady
 
2008-03-19 12:15:05 PM  
How are those tax forms coming along, Team HillBilly?
 
2008-03-19 12:16:38 PM  
FTA: In all, 11,046 pages have been made available. Nearly 4,800 pages have parts blacked out. Archivists said that's to protect the privacy of third parties. Schedules for more than 30 days of activities were not included in this release.


Nope, nothing to see here, move along folks.
 
2008-03-19 12:17:19 PM  
UNC_Samurai: The documents will be released through Sandy Berger's socks.

FTW
 
2008-03-19 12:17:36 PM  
Hillary (refuses) to release (proof) of when she was a (biological) lady.
 
2008-03-19 12:17:46 PM  
Let me guess... all parts blacked-out that would indicate how much time she actually put in her sweeping foriegn and domestic policies agenda... as first lady
 
2008-03-19 12:18:01 PM  
Her schedule has her choosing flowers for a black-tie dinner, congratulating "Guns Aren't Cool" award winners and reading to kids in the week in January 1998 that upended her life and threatened his presidency. She denounced a "vast right-wing conspiracy" in a TV interview.

What, no 3am phone calls?!
michellemalkin.cachefly.net
 
2008-03-19 12:20:28 PM  
Half of me kind of wishes she would actually win the nom so that all this crap she's hiding could "accidentally" get leaked by the white house during the general election. Then, when she lands flat on her face getting %30 of the vote, I will relish the next 4 years in which I will humiliate everyone I know that is supporting her now.
 
2008-03-19 12:21:13 PM  
Aarontology: Hillary (refuses) to release (proof) of when she was a (biological) lady.

haha, best one
 
2008-03-19 12:22:33 PM  
Meh, 45% of the pages have strikethroughs. Since Hillary never applied for a Security Clearance so "National Security" isn't an option, her archivists are claiming this is to protect "other people's personal privacy".

Just what type of meetings with the First Lady are something you're embarrassed about?
Methinks that explanation lacks cred.
If anyone's being shielded, it's the Hillster.
 
2008-03-19 12:23:29 PM  
I like that this was placed in the article:

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2008-03-19 12:30:36 PM  
As someone who works in protecting privacy, I would be very interested to compare a severed version to an unsevered version to see just how legitimate those are.

I can appreciate that a fair amount would be be personal. I sincerely suspect it's nowhere near as much as was actually severed.

Hillary Clinton is a slimeball.
 
2008-03-19 12:30:43 PM  
I got this one:

Hillary Clinton to release records of when she was a shrill biatch, because she was never a lady.


AMIRITE?
 
2008-03-19 12:35:52 PM  
Jesus wept, why? Who cares?
 
2008-03-19 12:35:54 PM  
I don't like Hillary and will not vote for her, but I can see perfectly reasonable reasons to black out certain things.

If someone took notes of every single thing I did, every day in my job and personal life, you better farking believe half of it would be blacked out.
 
2008-03-19 12:37:29 PM  
vernonFL: I don't like Hillary and will not vote for her, but I can see perfectly reasonable reasons to black out certain things.

If someone took notes of every single thing I did, every day in my job and personal life, you better farking believe half of it would be blacked out.


My lawyer refuses for me to comment on the redactions in my life's work until after they give me a court date and actually charge me with something..

/obscure and reaching
 
2008-03-19 12:37:33 PM  
Her schedule has her choosing flowers for a black-tie dinner, congratulating "Guns Aren't Cool" award winners and reading to kids

Gotta love that presidential experience.
 
2008-03-19 12:40:11 PM  
I love this part...

FTA: The Clinton campaign said the schedules are merely a guide and don't reflect all of her activities.

So all her foreign relations experience wasn't documented?
 
2008-03-19 12:40:39 PM  
Hillary can go ████ herself.
 
2008-03-19 12:41:45 PM  
I actually am ████████, so I'm getting a kick out of this ██████.
 
2008-03-19 12:42:07 PM  
Hillary to release the hounds!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-03-19 12:43:02 PM  
Ryan2065: I love this part...

FTA: The Clinton campaign said the schedules are merely a guide and don't reflect all of her sexual activities.

So all her foreign relations experience wasn't documented?


/ftfy
 
2008-03-19 12:45:15 PM  
I have headline envy.

/+1 subby
 
2008-03-19 12:45:43 PM  
Ryan2065

I love this part...

FTA: The Clinton campaign said the schedules are merely a guide and don't reflect all of her activities.


That's my favorite part, too.

"Oh, you mean we forgot to pencil in 'negotiate purchase of weapons grade plutonium from ex-Soviet states' in between the caviar brunch and the 'Guns Aren't Cool' awards? Man, it is just so hard to keep track of a person who is doing so many Commander in Chiefy type things."
 
2008-03-19 12:51:03 PM  
When the hell was she a lady?
 
2008-03-19 12:56:15 PM  
Oh, her schedules, oooooh! How relevant. What next, they going to release her 3rd grade English class notes? The score she got on her 16th birthday drivers license exam?

Now how about your tax records? How much money have you and Bill taken from that Uzbekistani dictator? How much did you sell the Lincoln Bedroom for to the Chinese?

Talk about a bait and switch.
 
2008-03-19 12:59:43 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: When the hell was she a lady?

The last word it 'not'
 
2008-03-19 12:59:58 PM  
Goodfella: Oh, her schedules, oooooh! How relevant. What next, they going to release her 3rd grade English class notes? The score she got on her 16th birthday drivers license exam?

Well she said she has presidential experience so people wanted her to publish her schedule to see if she really had the experience or not. It is relevant.
 
2008-03-19 01:04:07 PM  
BrokenToilet: The last word it 'not'

dammit. I was never good at word games...
 
2008-03-19 01:11:20 PM  
vernonFL: I don't like Hillary and will not vote for her, but I can see perfectly reasonable reasons to black out certain things.

If someone took notes of every single thing I did, every day in my job and personal life, you better farking believe half of it would be blacked out.


Then don't run for president.
 
2008-03-19 01:16:13 PM  
The thing is that Hillary would be the first person to take away the rights of any individual citizen once she became president. Remember, who cares about the individual, the hive is what matters.
 
2008-03-19 01:18:35 PM  
El Chode: The thing is that Hillary would be the first person to take away the rights of any individual citizen once she became president. Remember, who cares about the individual, the hive is what matters.

BZZZ BZZ BZZZ obey the hive bzz bzz bzz
 
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