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(News.com.au)   Sarah Jessica Parker stamps her hoof three times to show that she's upset about being voted the "world's unsexiest woman"   (news.com.au) divider line 941
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2008-03-19 04:04:22 AM  
Would not hit, sharp knees, FUGLY face, etc.
 
2008-03-19 04:07:41 AM  
Neigh!
 
2008-03-19 04:12:26 AM  
She is very attractive in "Striking Distance." Unfortunately, she married Matthew Broderick.
 
2008-03-19 04:14:42 AM  
I will never understand how a show about sex starring one of the most hideous looking women (if you can call her that) in the world ever made money.
 
2008-03-19 04:18:11 AM  
Maxim got the whole thing wrong from the get-go. Cynthia Nixon owns that title hands down.

I think SJP is quite attractive.
 
2008-03-19 04:18:26 AM  
And really only in Hollywood could this happen. In real life when you call an ulgy chick ulgy to her face she goes on a food binge and writes in her diary, not gets mad and really thinks she is being wronged.
 
2008-03-19 04:18:37 AM  
LaZBoy82: I will never understand how a show about sex starring one of the most hideous looking women (if you can call her that) in the world ever made money.

I'm still having nightmares about that Robot Chicken episode ... Sex in the City with the Golden Girls.

*shudder*

/sorry, no linky
 
2008-03-19 04:21:22 AM  
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: Sex in the City with the Golden Girls.

farm2.static.flickr.com

sorry, no linky

Thank you for NOT linking to... THAT.
 
2008-03-19 04:21:37 AM  
Av8rLuvr:
I think SJP is quite attractive.


Yeah, but you're a woman. Women often have strange ways of judging other women's attractiveness. And by "strange," I mean "completely wrong."
 
2008-03-19 04:23:00 AM  
King Something: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: Sex in the City with the Golden Girls.



sorry, no linky

Thank you for NOT linking to... THAT.


Yeah, I got this pain-in-the-ass thing called a conscience. That and I'm too lazy to look beyond YouTube, since it's in my browser. Mostly the first part though.

*shudders again*
 
2008-03-19 04:24:22 AM  
She looks like a heroin-addicted female version of Prince John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Only, you know, scarier.

Still not the unsexiest woman... I mean, come on, has anyone actually SEEN Courtney Love lately?
 
2008-03-19 04:26:32 AM  
SJP still has a rockin' body at the age of 42, but she doesn't have a pretty face.
Kim Cattrall is still a good looking woman at the age of 52.
Cynthia Nixon is very ordinary looking.
Kristin Davis is a very, very pretty girl.
 
2008-03-19 04:27:29 AM  
img245.imageshack.us

/Psst... it's because she looks like a horse.
 
2008-03-19 04:27:39 AM  
kmmontandon: Av8rLuvr:
I think SJP is quite attractive.

Yeah, but you're a woman. Women often have strange ways of judging other women's attractiveness. And by "strange," I mean "completely wrong."


I also think the sex in the city show had some brain washing aspect that only affected women. I have watched the show 100 times (my wife loves it) and still just think is sets women back 20 years and is very unclever. Yet a ton of women I know think it was the greatist show ever, and these are smart educated women who think that their lives would be just like that if only things had turned out a little differently. They dont see it like men do (the right way), it was just a show about a bunch of whores slutting it up and thinking they were edgy and not used up.
 
2008-03-19 04:30:00 AM  
My god. These SJP-Horse threads manage to send me off my chair laughing every damn time.

Well done farkers. Well done.

/a horse is a horse
//of course of course
 
2008-03-19 04:30:25 AM  
I think she's cute enough, not a classic beauty obviously, but cute.
 
2008-03-19 04:31:27 AM  
So I was eatin' crackers and he kicked me outta his bed!
Un-Farkin' believable!
www.filmweb.no
Yeah, you guys go off on your 'horsey' rides now. She's a smart lady and that's always going to count for extra sexy.
 
2008-03-19 04:33:10 AM  
LaZBoy82: I have watched the show 100 times (my wife loves it) and still just think is sets women back 20 years and is very unclever.

It is probably the most shallow, misogynist, anti-woman, show ever made.
 
2008-03-19 04:33:19 AM  
I think she's beautiful. So there!
 
2008-03-19 04:34:02 AM  
"They let Sarah Jessica Parker on television, and she has a face like a foot."

Peter Griffin.
 
2008-03-19 04:34:45 AM  
"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot."-Peter Griffin
 
2008-03-19 04:34:47 AM  
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2008-03-19 04:35:20 AM  
I'd hit it, but not before a million other babes in showbiz.

Go ahead and throw Renee Zellwegger into the category of over-estimated beauty as well.
 
2008-03-19 04:35:50 AM  
I just don't care.

/don't care
 
2008-03-19 04:36:32 AM  
festygrrl: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on television, and she has a face like a foot."

Peter Griffin.


Damn. 43 seconds slow.
 
2008-03-19 04:39:12 AM  
She's not THAT bad...
 
2008-03-19 04:39:27 AM  
My mom likes to watch "Sex and the City" and pretend she's some rich pretty loser in New York like Carrie instead of a bored housewife. At least, I think that's what she's thinking, I'm not about to talk about it.
 
2008-03-19 04:40:14 AM  
Godless Pinko: I'd hit it, but not before a million other babes in showbiz.

Go ahead and throw Renee Zellwegger into the category of over-estimated beauty as well.


Pssshh... you could at least go out and tell the world you're tapping RZ with little fear of getting raucous, humiliating laughter as a reply.

SJP is effing busted-looking. Broderick HAD to have ben blackmailed into marrying her.
 
2008-03-19 04:41:00 AM  
I always thought she was cute. PBBBBTH ;)
 
2008-03-19 04:42:54 AM  
I would choose Tori Spelling over SJP.

/Fist, angry god, etc.
 
2008-03-19 04:46:16 AM  
LaZBoy82: ulgy chick

Mmmmmmmm...... ulgy chicks.
 
2008-03-19 04:46:20 AM  
Really, I don't get all this anti SJP-stuff.
She is "unconventionally attractive", sure, but attractive nonetheless, and certainly above average. I'm betting that most people who "Do Not Want" would change their tune if they ever had an opportunity :p I don't know if I'd call her "sexy", but certainly attractive.
 
2008-03-19 04:47:11 AM  
As an aside, I can think of a LOT of women less sexy than SJP :p
 
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2008-03-19 04:48:06 AM  
Fat chicks trump the nose in the race to being the unsexiest woman in the world. She's not super hot, but at least she ain't overweight.
 
2008-03-19 04:50:32 AM  
www.pearsonified.com
 
2008-03-19 04:53:31 AM  
www.firstandtensportsden.com
 
2008-03-19 04:53:32 AM  
If SJP had played a well-known character who was attractive to men, you'd find a whole class of male Farkers (representative of men as a whole) who found her "strangely cute and attractive." A good example would be Maggie Gyllenhaal, who probably entered that space with her role in Secretary.

Since SJP's well-known roles embody the worst of stereotypical "annoying-older-single-female" traits, she gets no love.

/Agrees with the "foot" comment
 
2008-03-19 04:53:56 AM  
So she doesn't have the hottest face in the world, but she does have an amazing body. But seriously, unsexiest woman in the world?? I could probably list well over a hundred female celebrities who could -easily- snag that title away from SJP.
 
2008-03-19 04:55:26 AM  
emnar: Since SJP's well-known roles embody the worst of stereotypical "annoying-older-single-female" traits, she gets no love.

Striking Distance. She looks fantastic even though that's a fairly confused movie.
 
2008-03-19 04:55:53 AM  
Yeah, she's always been kind of a butterface. Still, there's something about...
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...that.
 
2008-03-19 04:56:20 AM  
I'm sure she has a good personality.
 
2008-03-19 04:57:32 AM  
This was a Maxim poll, so basically the jock version of farkers. Shallow idiots with no perception of reality. She isn't in the top, but she certainly isn't at the bottom.

/sharp knees etc
 
2008-03-19 04:57:35 AM  
wldncrzy14: So she doesn't have the hottest face in the world, but she does have an amazing body.

Bah... she has a no-nudity clause.

No nudity = no way to unequivocally confirm she actually does have "an amazing body"

/jus sayin'
 
2008-03-19 04:58:22 AM  
emnar: If SJP had played a well-known character who was attractive to men, you'd find a whole class of male Farkers (representative of men as a whole) who found her "strangely cute and attractive." A good example would be Maggie Gyllenhaal, who probably entered that space with her role in Secretary.

Since SJP's well-known roles embody the worst of stereotypical "annoying-older-single-female" traits, she gets no love.

/Agrees with the "foot" comment


HAHA odd you say that, I found Maggie Gyllenhaal HIDEOUS until I saw her in Stranger Than Fiction (the Will Ferrell movie) now I think she is hot.

Also, SJP is fuggin oogly
 
2008-03-19 04:58:47 AM  
Found this one labeled
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I always thought the "Whore" and "Slut" were the worst, though "Skank" does look pretty awful here.
 
2008-03-19 04:59:16 AM  
And yet even if she were single, I'm sure she could still get laid at will, unlike the vast majority of MAXIM readers. Or Farkers in this thread, for that matter.

Just saying.
 
2008-03-19 04:59:49 AM  
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet:
I'm still having nightmares about that Robot Chicken episode ... Sex in the City with the Golden Girls.

*shudder*

/sorry, no linky


You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! (NSFW)
 
2008-03-19 05:01:45 AM  
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Lieutenant Governor Paterson would hit it.

If I go blind one day, I would hit it too.
 
2008-03-19 05:02:03 AM  
I think the fact that she has a mannish jaw (or, at least one similar to the Denver Broncos logo I posted above) is a thing for some people.
 
2008-03-19 05:02:55 AM  
CheekyMunky: And yet even if she were single, I'm sure she could still get laid at will, unlike the vast majority of MAXIM readers. Or Farkers in this thread, for that matter.

Of course she could, she's rich and famous.

Steven Hawking could get laid all the time if he could get it up.
 
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