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(CBC)   Womans' studies professor has panties in twist over mock sex advice column written for student newspaper by engineering students. Anal sex: serious business   (cbc.ca) divider line 500
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2008-03-18 06:57:51 PM
WTF is queer theory?

I think it's where sit around and play video games and theorize about how you know your opponent is queer.

media.movieweb.com

Two founders of the field.
 
2008-03-18 06:59:11 PM
As an engineer, I applaud those students and their attempt to understand chaotic biologic systems. I have maintained a relationship with one of these so-called 'women' for over 20 years and believe that I am closer than ever to understanding their programming.

Unlike my dog, which I understand quite well, my 'wife' chooses to get angry or cry at seemingly random and inconvenient times. I am still unsuccessful in my determination of what stimulates these emotional outbursts. However, I have managed to isolate the cause of, and avoid future episodes of, "throwing heavy objects at my head".

On the whole, I have rather enjoyed the whole investigation, especially when she showed me that whole procreation thing.
 
2008-03-18 07:12:56 PM
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2008-03-18 07:15:29 PM
Anal Sex - Hot AND Hilarious!
 
2008-03-18 07:16:24 PM
pendy575:
I think it would be funny for a bunch of guys to show up at a woman studies class. Stand up after it starts and ask very loudly when the study of the women is going to begin. Shouldn't we have a pole in here and where is the music? Then leave in a huff and complain loudly about false advertising...

You are amazing, new keyboard Stat.

Seriously, going to an all women's school, it is hilarious getting these girls riled up. We have the 50% that are like that and the 50% looking for a wedding ring it seems, There is no happy medium. We hosted a revue a couple of months ago on campus for a larger university that is across the street, and it was contingent on our Student government sitting in Dress Rehearsal and editing the jokes so hey were not "demeaning to the women of our school." Take a joke, serously that is why you are made fun of.
 
2008-03-18 07:17:01 PM
I am an engineer, I have my hand in a womans coochie and I am getting a kick out of these replies
 
2008-03-18 07:20:49 PM
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2008-03-18 07:23:10 PM
64.111.216.18
 
2008-03-18 07:25:48 PM
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2008-03-18 07:26:38 PM
That type of juvenile humor isn't funny. But this is.

www.heferito.com
 
2008-03-18 07:30:27 PM
Special Guest: I remember meeting some uber-feminist friend of my then girlfriend while walking one evening. This woman, having never met me, was incredibly rude to me (implying that my gf wasn't safe beeing with me, etc.). When I asked her about it afterwards, my gf said "That's just how she is. She hates men." I asked her how that was different from someone who "hated women" or "hated blacks" or whatever, and she responded, "You can't oppress the oppressor!"
/relationship didn't last
//thank jeebus


There is an feminist book store in Austin, that pretty much only carries female authors and women's studies books. One time I went in with my girlfriend. It's the closest thing I've ever come to feeling like a black man in a department store. They were following me with eyes full of contempt the entire time.

When we got back in the car, I commented how they seemed hostile towards me. She said "Oh that's nothing. I was in there one time and they chewed out the UPS man because he walked into the store without permission to ask them to sign for a delivery."

Honest to God.
 
2008-03-18 07:31:23 PM
austrianett:

We have the 50% that are like that and the 50% looking for a wedding ring

I hate the MRS degree seekers. I hate them worse than the feminists.
 
2008-03-18 07:32:04 PM
 
2008-03-18 07:34:25 PM
InmanRoshi: It's the closest thing I've ever come to feeling like a black man in a department store. They were following me with eyes full of contempt the entire time.

Try being a bearded, long-haired, cigarette-smoking, Pepsi-drinking atheist in Kaysville, Utah. A woman literally dragged her herd of kids to the other side of the parking lot to avoid coming close to me.
 
2008-03-18 07:34:40 PM
This thread would be perfect if only somebody could mention George Carlin's joke about Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

That would rule.
 
2008-03-18 07:35:41 PM
RE austrianett2008-03-18 07:16:24 PM

After this: "Seriously, going to an all women's school, it is hilarious getting these girls riled up."

I can't imagine why they'd want to find out what hilarious jokes you are going to tell about the 50% of the sandy vaginas and the other 50% who are pursuing their MRS. degrees BEFORE you present them to another university. Unreasonable biatches.

You know, I'm an atheist, so to me, any joke about religion is fine. They're not all funny, but I don't think there are any that should be forbidden. But I wouldn't go to my mom's ultra conservative Southern Baptist church and tell any of them, either. There's a difference between joking around in a lighthearted fashion and just being a dick. A distinction a lot of men (and women) seem unable to comprehend. Another observation: lots of men (not all) love joking around until you joke about them. Then all of a sudden, it's not funny anymore. Talk about sandy vaginas. The most humorless people on the face of the farking earth are men who love to dish it out but can't take it. They'll sit there and tell jokes about fags and fat biatches and big hairy lesbians and stupid blondes, but the instant you start making fun of something they do or something about them that they're sensitive about, well then, it's just not funny anymore. As someone once said of getting a pie in the face: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
 
2008-03-18 07:35:49 PM
CaptainMidnight:

Added it to my list, thanks..and agree completely with what you said. Nothing is that sacred.
 
2008-03-18 07:40:43 PM
Q: Why are feminists against anal?
A: Because you can't have drunken buttsex and nine months later take a guy to court and get a monthly check for 18 years with the results.
 
2008-03-18 07:48:57 PM
+100 to engineering professor who stood up and didn't apolgize for engineering students
 
2008-03-18 07:49:44 PM
It's always amazed me that hyper-sensitive coonts like this broad (and the a-holes at the Parents Television Council (new window) where there is a veritable sandstorm of vaginal sand 24/7, 365) have never realized that by complaining about the stuff that they wish to suppress they only guarantee it reaches a larger audience.

Kinda counter-productive don't ya think?

What the fark is "womens studies" anyway?

Just a primer on how to find offense in stuff?

It's 1988 1998 2008.

Lighten the fark up and get over yourself ladies.
 
2008-03-18 07:55:19 PM
calm like a bomb: The Mind Boggles: Feel free to send me your suggestions, calm like a bomb cause the Mr. will be 30 soon.
/wanna make it memorable
//and fun

Check your email in an hour or so. Gotta do the dishes first.


thanks!
 
2008-03-18 08:20:56 PM
theoriginalslash:Men are not nearly as funny as they think they are. They channel Andrew Dice Clay (20 years after he was supposedly funny) and then seem shocked that everyone doesn't agree with them that they are farking hilarious.

You are hanging out with the wrong peoples. That's all.
 
2008-03-18 08:27:57 PM
Tat'dGreaser: cjshrader: Oh my mistake, you are correct. This is a new breed of AW indeed. Sex Troll it is then, and I guess the scientific name will be trolligus tat'dGreaserdon, after their discoverer.

I smell a photoshop contest.


Tats I think the name has a charm........I can see you on an Armada of Ships...
 
2008-03-18 08:35:45 PM
Again, people; what we see and hear is dictated by those that are most offended.
Is this really how we want our lives run?
 
2008-03-18 08:36:43 PM
From what (little) I know about queer theory I think it is about people who give a big fark you to standard notions of sexuality, meaning that queer theory includes teh buttsecks. Ergo, queer theory is okay. looks from her website that she studies more general political science topics too.

The comments on the original article suggest that the prof was interviewed on the radio and didn't want the paper axed, she was just calling them on their bullshiat and saying students shouldn't have to pay (through fees) for a paper that sucks.
 
2008-03-18 08:45:50 PM
People like that prof are why I was never so happy in my life as when I got out of undergrad. Unfortunately, the modern college campus is absolutely littered with these useless, joyless pieces of crap. They've run out every open minded (or - horror - "differently minded") person on campus.

In fact, it's been 15 years since I got my BA and over that time I've learned to absolutely distrust anyone who wasn't eager to get out the "educational system" as soon as humanly possible.
 
2008-03-18 08:52:34 PM
DAMN...IT!!!

I hate business trips with no internet access. See what I missed?!

*sniff, pout*
 
2008-03-18 09:05:34 PM
Tat'dGreaser
I know how to please the ladies. I stick my penis into her vagina. Repeat several times. Cry.

OK, slow down. I gotta get my notepad.
 
2008-03-18 09:07:36 PM
xanadian: Let's get this out of the way first:

I wonder if whoever took that owl picture ever dreamed it'd end up being so infamous.

/let alone a reference to buttsecks
 
2008-03-18 09:09:09 PM
I'm not going to read through the entire thread but let me out myself as a supporter of the professor. Discrimination against women in university engineering departments was prevalent as recent as the 1980s. I can't speak to what conditions are like now.

Attitudes like those expressed in the articles demean women and create a hostile learning environment for women engineers who are far more than semen receptacles.
 
2008-03-18 09:17:51 PM
Madame Ovary: I'm not going to read through the entire thread but let me out myself as a supporter of the professor. Discrimination against women in university engineering departments was prevalent as recent as the 1980s. I can't speak to what conditions are like now.

Attitudes like those expressed in the articles demean women and create a hostile learning environment for women engineers who are far more than semen receptacles.


7/10 on the troll-meter. The login name helped.
 
2008-03-18 10:09:55 PM
This thread has reminded me what fun uberfeminists can be - they're like little toys - wind 'em up and let 'em go. Way easier to manipulate than normal women, since they've got a guaranteed hot button.
 
2008-03-18 11:19:29 PM
What was the e-school kids' article about? How to calculate the angle of the dangle?
 
2008-03-18 11:58:15 PM
Madame Ovary: are far more than semen receptacles.

*taking notes*
are...more...than...semen...receptables.
/glad I brought my hi-liter, too
 
2008-03-19 12:14:31 AM
I ANAL
/what?
 
2008-03-19 12:38:27 AM
dowhileworkingFARKloop: What was the e-school kids' article about? How to calculate the angle of the dangle?

something like atan(dangleangle)>1 == good times
 
2008-03-19 12:44:23 AM
I don't know if I can read fark anymore. It's too depressing. Rather, the world is too depressing, but only fark tells me about it.

And that goes for the rest of us, too. Seriously, we could all be sitting in our parents' basements (attic, for me), blissfully unaware of all the horrible, stupid, mind-numbing, brain-hemmorage-inducing shiat that other people cause and/or react to. Yet we choose to seek out this information, indeed the most painful information available, and then comment on it. Our jokes and sense of superiority is truly only a set of awful coping skills to hide the underlying fact that we (farkers, or most of them, or the internet-aware as a whole) are generally intellectually superior to the folks calling the shots, yet can't do diddly to actually change the world we live in.

So what, we sit here and laugh and comment and act tough when the sad reality is we're ALL (to a one) ultimately scared shiatless that the world is ending, and no matter how much we think we enjoy watching the show, in truth a tiny part of our collective brain knows that after the show ends we too are dead, or in jail, or in pain.

What is the motivation? Masochism? Addiction? Do we really believe the facade of flase superiority and snarkiness we have built up over the years, collectively? I for one, don't get it. Logically, those who can save the world, need to leave this site right now, and get to work. Those, the 90% of us who cannot, or who have given up, need to physically destroy our computers, our cellphones, our cars, our homes, all connection we have to other human beings, and then lie down in the streets, and patiently die... just lie there, in the ultimate Vonnegutian salute to the futility of it all, not moving, not eating, not talking. The total absolute acknowledgment of our collective futility.

I'll be the first, as soon as I think that anyone has bothered to take me, my post, for that matter, my life, even remotely seriously.

Because this is not a joke anymore. And it has nothing to do with this particular thread, or any other. It has do to with the entire front page of fark, then the entire collection of news online or on tv, then the sum total of human knowledge. Because once you parse all THAT, you see where we are headed is not a matter of choice or free will. And I no longer know if it can be fought, and why we should bother.

We're almost all 99% of the way to giving up anyway. So if we've finished the book, let's close the cover. Give up. Not DIAF. Not STFU. Not GBTW. Give up. Lie down in the streets, consciously give up your ability to effect change, your one remaining tenuous link to what you consider humanity.

Because I truly believe, in my heart, that the party's over, and we have no clue why we're still here.
 
2008-03-19 12:46:57 AM
Just a little insight for anyone wanting to try pooper-course with the little lady:
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT take them out for Mexican food prior. You will not have pleasant results.

/or so I've heard.
 
2008-03-19 12:56:40 AM
always 11h17m:
Because I truly believe, in my heart, that the party's over, and we have no clue why we're still here.


Well, when the party's over, the good guests help take out the trash, and lord knows we have enough of that.
 
2008-03-19 01:28:41 AM
Hosebeatings: Zombies ate my neighbors: Man, I tried to take a womans studies course as an elective.. Holy Jebus, never, ever, EVER do that if you lack the required plumbing. I dropped it after my first paper I wrote was given a nice big fat F from the dyke teacher.. but not for any issues other than disagreement of content. Apparently in her femanazi classroom, dissenting opinions were cause for failure.

That would imply they're indoctrinating the students. Feminazis would never do such a thing. Only the Eeeevil Male Patriarchal System does such callous heinous acts!


Oh, come on. Most WS profs love having men (pretending?) to give a shiat about gender inequality.

And most well-established WS programs masculinity studies and oppression of men is at least discussed. It was like 1/5 of my intro course. WS should be renamed Gender Studies everywhere.

Oh, and WS is from a feminist lens (always), same as an economics class is from a capitalist lens, as a course on genetics is from an Darwinian lens. Indoctrination and operating off of basic assumptions for an entire semester is what college is about, right?
/writing senior thesis on male oppression
//WS minor
 
2008-03-19 01:37:11 AM
cjshrader: Pxtl: cjshrader: There's already a term. It's called Attention Whore

Yep. Although a recent movement among Farkers has observed that we're all Attention Whores hoping for that sweet kiss of "This" or "Thread Over" or even "New Keyboard!" as a means of validating our pathetic existences, so having some boobies to look at while doing it isn't really anything to complain about.

As such, the sex-threadjacking order of Fark perverts was born.

This


new keyboard please...
 
2008-03-19 03:15:10 AM
rancid weasel: always 11h17m:
Because I truly believe, in my heart, that the party's over, and we have no clue why we're still here.

Well, when the party's over, the good guests help take out the trash, and lord knows we have enough of that.


I think in my metaphor, it's the bad guests doing that.
 
2008-03-19 04:27:14 AM
I can't recover from "The language ... is really reminiscent of anal rape,"(FTFA) - As if someone might reminisce over such a thing...

I mean, outside this thread...

So this fuss is all about someone being a potty mouth, basically?
Sounds like someone ELSE needs a spanking.

/You lousy college kids and your hippie teachers
 
2008-03-19 08:07:22 AM
atate_esq: running_too_slow: Insert comment piquing Farkers' sexual interests and thereby getting my ego all stroked up here.

Welcome to Nebraska. We have corn!


...and apparently more Farkers than one would imagine - now there's three....
 
2008-03-19 09:14:40 AM
liverleef [Sexism : Only Ugly biatches Complain About It]

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2008-03-19 02:37:03 PM
I am loving this thread.

In other anecdotal news, I have (unfortunately) yet to meet a woman who really liked anal who was not
1) fat
2) ugly
3) way too goth-y
4) some combination of 1, 2, or 3
5) batshiat insane
6) an intimidating bisexual genius

Ah well.
 
2008-03-19 03:07:41 PM
theoriginalslash

Do you know how I know you are gay?
 
2008-03-19 03:10:50 PM
theoriginalslash

You assume that us unfunny men are channelling dice for your amusement. Most of really don't care if you think it is funny...we think it is funny. That look of shock isn't about funny vs. unfunny. It is shock that you think your opinion about what is funny to us matters.
 
2008-03-19 03:39:50 PM
DrinkDifferent: I have (unfortunately) yet to meet a woman who really liked anal who was not
1) fat
2) ugly
3) way too goth-y
4) some combination of 1, 2, or 3
5) batshiat insane
6) an intimidating bisexual genius


I dated a couple exceptions to your list back in my younger days. Good times, good times.
 
2008-03-19 05:01:22 PM
 
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