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2008-03-18 05:18:01 PM  
Two words for your consideration:

Rape fantasy

Four more:

Enjoyed mostly by women.

Before anyone gets their boxer-briefs in a wad, I am a woman. Dominance is part of the dance. I realize that I'm setting your plans for domination and eradication of the male gender back by centuries. Apologies. Thank you and goodnight.

(PS) Why does "women's studies" actually award class hours? That's not a class, it's a rally.
 
2008-03-18 05:18:25 PM  
Also, if words on paper offend you, maybe move to China or North Korea. They like to keep "offensive" words out of print there so no worries.
 
2008-03-18 05:18:32 PM  
littlett's: just being myself.

Ok....Ok I'll switch back to Transformer Fantasy Mode :)
jjeeesssh
 
2008-03-18 05:19:46 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

General Sanchez is getting a kick out of these posts.
 
2008-03-18 05:20:01 PM  
Impudent Domain: airsupport: Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?

A. To suck my dick.

you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Thhhenk you, my good man.
 
2008-03-18 05:20:38 PM  
Miss Malice:$5 says you're a virgin.

Five more says your a humorless coont.

/See how that works?
 
2008-03-18 05:20:51 PM  
mcsestretch

Something tells me that this individual is smarter than you're giving them credit for. Of course her info is available publicly; she's a frigging professor. She also probably doesn't think that she's making an ass of herself. I'm sure any ridiculing e-mails from people like us would simultaneously warm her heart and wear out her delete key.
 
2008-03-18 05:21:22 PM  
Pxtl: h to the 'ojo: The classic optimus prime

That is most certainly NOT the classic Optimus. That is a kickass, fully-articulated and beautifully sculpted re-imagining of the original Optimus, and now I want one.


ok this optimus prime is g1, and looks more like the one my brother had when I was a kid and therefore the classic
 
2008-03-18 05:21:37 PM  
FunBunLady: wh0mprat: FunBunLady: I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!

You're like, the most advanced human ever. May we come upon you in worship?

heh.

LOL! engineering... with a minor in english (though it took my dirty mind a minute to pick that up)

In all seriousness though... the concept of "women's studies" alone ticks me off. All they are really doing is trying to separate men and women even more then they unfortunately already are. If more women went into engineering instead of "women's studies" the world would be a better place.

Of course, I also say that if more women tried the buttsecks the world would be a better place too, but I haven't been able to convince many others members of my gender :( Sorry guys


I still need convincing if I'm gonna give my hubby my asscherry for his college grad present...
 
2008-03-18 05:22:09 PM  
wh0mprat: And what was with those skirts on dudes in the first few episodes? Cripes, man what if the gravity fails and you're floating around with your junk waving everywhere? God.

Federation-issue Intergalactic Space Kilt.
If Worf can have his sash, Ensign McRedshirt should get his kilt.

/Got one myself. Only the old-fashioned kind.
//Never did win a blue ribbon, though.
 
2008-03-18 05:23:23 PM  
LiquidGreen: Two words for your consideration:

Rape fantasy

Four more:

Enjoyed mostly by women.

Before anyone gets their boxer-briefs in a wad, I am a woman. Dominance is part of the dance. I realize that I'm setting your plans for domination and eradication of the male gender back by centuries. Apologies. Thank you and goodnight.

(PS) Why does "women's studies" actually award class hours? That's not a class, it's a rally.


Yup, alot of women like to be dominated in the sack.
some want you to smack them, some want you to tie them up.
and some want the rape fantacy

/and FYI, i can dominate when i need to
 
2008-03-18 05:25:35 PM  
Spitzer??
(new window)
 
2008-03-18 05:26:40 PM  
Fark threads about some college kids joking about anal rape and the stereotypes of engineers that turn into discussions about transformers and which ones are awesome.

\I love you, Fark.
\\And you farkers too.
\\\Buttsecks for everyone!
 
2008-03-18 05:26:58 PM  
h to the 'ojo: Ok this is bugging me. The Picard maneuver is informally known as the shirt-tug, but the maneuver is formally known as the battle tactic [snip]

Yeah, we know. But the "battle tactic" thing isn't funny.

/Seriously, you think we'd know about the inside-joke name for Patrick Stewart's wardrobe adjustment and not know about the actual in-show meaning? We can't all be Wil, y'know.
 
2008-03-18 05:27:07 PM  
The Mind Boggles: I still need convincing if I'm gonna give my hubby my asscherry for his college grad present...

So that whole "Ultimate Birthday Present" thing has some limitations, eh? Perhaps it should be changed to the "Pretty Good Birthday Present".

/use lube and practice, you'll be fine
 
2008-03-18 05:27:26 PM  
Sure, but enjoying cunnilingus doesn't make it an appropriate topic for discussion with the twitchy homeless guy outside of Walgreens who's screaming "LET ME EAT YOU OUT" at passing traffic.

Just saying, I think the odds are good I'd find this "humorous" article offensive, or at least so tasteless/unfunny as to be offensive. Some things are funny in private, among friends, and some things are funny for the masses. Like it or not, there's a difference and it's wise to respect it. Especially when you're playing with school funds.
 
2008-03-18 05:28:10 PM  

Thought it was Golden Words at Quen's when I read the headline. hehehe

"NO" MEANS MORE BEER


/obscure?
//fark you bulldykes for ruining academia
 
2008-03-18 05:28:58 PM  
AlwaysRightBoy: littlett's: just being myself.

Ok....Ok I'll switch back to Transformer Fantasy Mode :)
jjeeesssh


That's better.

It does seem a bit odd to talk about Prime in a thread about anal sex though.
 
2008-03-18 05:29:03 PM  
whammer: General Sanchez is getting a kick out of these posts.

Dirty Sanchez looks angry
 
2008-03-18 05:29:47 PM  
overlord_mike:
Yup, alot of women like to be dominated in the sack.
some want you to smack them, some want you to tie them up.
and some want the rape fantacy


Names. Give us names.

/And phone numbers, addresses, email, etc.
//Pics would also be appreciated.
//Measurements and thumbnail sketches, at least.
 
2008-03-18 05:29:52 PM  
LiquidGreen: Two words for your consideration:

Rape fantasy

Four more:

Enjoyed mostly by women.

Before anyone gets their boxer-briefs in a wad, I am a woman. Dominance is part of the dance. I realize that I'm setting your plans for domination and eradication of the male gender back by centuries. Apologies. Thank you and goodnight.

(PS) Why does "women's studies" actually award class hours? That's not a class, it's a rally.


Could I get a slight break here, I just started writing erotic fantasy.
 
2008-03-18 05:29:53 PM  
running_too_slow: Sure, but enjoying cunnilingus doesn't make it an appropriate topic for discussion with the twitchy homeless guy outside of Walgreens who's screaming "LET ME EAT YOU OUT" at passing traffic.

Just saying, I think the odds are good I'd find this "humorous" article offensive, or at least so tasteless/unfunny as to be offensive. Some things are funny in private, among friends, and some things are funny for the masses. Like it or not, there's a difference and it's wise to respect it. Especially when you're playing with school funds.


LOL

/thats my new pick up line
 
2008-03-18 05:30:54 PM  
It's a good thing it wasn't the Math Department doing it:

Dear Reader:

Assume a spherical anus...
 
2008-03-18 05:31:00 PM  
jynxyu:

Could I get a slight break here, I just started writing erotic fantasy.


i already got one written.

I just have to clean it up
 
2008-03-18 05:31:22 PM  
Tucci

GW has gotten in enough crap over the ages to know what the limits are. It was substantially tamer when I left than when I joined.
 
2008-03-18 05:33:10 PM  
overlord_mike: jynxyu:

Could I get a slight break here, I just started writing erotic fantasy.

i already got one written.

I just have to clean it up


I think we both know where the bodies letters are hidden.
 
2008-03-18 05:33:54 PM  
Farkwaddle: So does this mean the penis party has got to go? It's blatent penis oppression and I for one think it's high time these womenists remeber what they're fighting against....after they bathe of course (Even we guys have standards albeit a tad lower). We shall rectify these falicies with stiff vigor!

we're not gonna protest....
 
2008-03-18 05:34:01 PM  
running_too_slow: theoriginalslash: Second, most women (from my experience) have no sense of humor whatsoever, and not just the uptight man-hating ones. Humor and/or intelligence aren't valued in women, so most don't bother cultivating them. Once women have kids, that's it for whatever speck of humor they might have once had. Motherhood is an endless series of opportunities to express how offended they are by things. You know, for the children. It's perfect for the attention whore who's bored by scrapbooking or planning school functions or her loveless marriage.

I think we should start seeing other people.
 
2008-03-18 05:35:28 PM  
TrixieDelite: running_too_slow: theoriginalslash: Second, most women (from my experience) have no sense of humor whatsoever, and not just the uptight man-hating ones. Humor and/or intelligence aren't valued in women, so most don't bother cultivating them. Once women have kids, that's it for whatever speck of humor they might have once had. Motherhood is an endless series of opportunities to express how offended they are by things. You know, for the children. It's perfect for the attention whore who's bored by scrapbooking or planning school functions or her loveless marriage.

I think we should start seeing other people.


BUT I LOVE YOU BABY!
 
2008-03-18 05:35:44 PM  
i209.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-18 05:36:01 PM  
Merrikat: Miss Malice:$5 says you're a virgin.

Five more says your a humorless coont.

/See how that works?


Nice.

/Very nice.
 
2008-03-18 05:36:35 PM  
calm like a bomb: The Mind Boggles: I still need convincing if I'm gonna give my hubby my asscherry for his college grad present...

So that whole "Ultimate Birthday Present" thing has some limitations, eh? Perhaps it should be changed to the "Pretty Good Birthday Present".

/use lube and practice, you'll be fine


No, he gets to drink beer and eat the bacon sammich for breakfast during the BJ..and after that, it's whatever he wants...but I am motivating him to graduate with honors...
he's got a 97 GPA so far...
yes, I am working on it...
 
2008-03-18 05:36:46 PM  
cjshrader: Oh my mistake, you are correct. This is a new breed of AW indeed. Sex Troll it is then, and I guess the scientific name will be trolligus tat'dGreaserdon, after their discoverer.

I smell a photoshop contest.
 
2008-03-18 05:37:35 PM  
jynxyu: Could I get a slight break here, I just started writing erotic fantasy.

I wrote some Stargate erotic fanfic as a joke for a friend who actually writes slashfic. I purposely wrote it from the perspective of a weapons and sci fi junkie who has no idea how to please a woman.

It was pretty good.
 
2008-03-18 05:37:55 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: cjshrader: Oh my mistake, you are correct. This is a new breed of AW indeed. Sex Troll it is then, and I guess the scientific name will be trolligus tat'dGreaserdon, after their discoverer.

I smell a photoshop contest.


Congrats on discovering this new and fascinating species.

We need a full-film documentary immediately.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-03-18 05:40:17 PM  
atate_esq: Congrats on discovering this new and fascinating species.

We need a full-film documentary immediately.

/I'll be in my bunk.


A film on what? Me making fun of sex trolls or guys masturbating to someone who may be a dude?
 
2008-03-18 05:41:20 PM  
Tat'dGreaser:

A film on what? Me making fun of sex trolls or guys masturbating to someone who may be a dude?


can't it be about both?
 
2008-03-18 05:41:42 PM  
Hosebeatings: Tat'dGreaser: AlwaysRightBoy: diameter.............hoz. to ver. ratio?...............Pounds per square inch formula....ehe Mr Engineer.

It's measured in pounds per minute. Hard to get good data, not enough time for samples.

Speak for yourself.


I can sell you a sense of humor for $5.
 
2008-03-18 05:42:02 PM  
wh0mprat: jynxyu: Could I get a slight break here, I just started writing erotic fantasy.

I wrote some Stargate erotic fanfic as a joke for a friend who actually writes slashfic. I purposely wrote it from the perspective of a weapons and sci fi junkie who has no idea how to please a woman.

It was pretty good.


Might be worth a look, EIP.
I tend to stay with what I know/do, no complaints yet, yes I did say yet.
 
2008-03-18 05:42:23 PM  
overlord_mike: can't it be about both?

Now that's a short film.

Stop! It's tender.
 
2008-03-18 05:43:55 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: atate_esq: Congrats on discovering this new and fascinating species.

We need a full-film documentary immediately.

/I'll be in my bunk.

A film on what? Me making fun of sex trolls or guys masturbating to someone who may be a dude?


I want to believe that guys don't masturbate to that stuff, but then I saw a sparrow hit a window in the building across from me and some guy jerked off to that.

Documentary, stat.
 
2008-03-18 05:44:06 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: Now that's a short film.

Stop! It's tender.


Did you even bother with opening credits?
 
2008-03-18 05:44:47 PM  
jynxyu: wh0mprat: jynxyu: Could I get a slight break here, I just started writing erotic fantasy.

I wrote some Stargate erotic fanfic as a joke for a friend who actually writes slashfic. I purposely wrote it from the perspective of a weapons and sci fi junkie who has no idea how to please a woman.

It was pretty good.

Might be worth a look, EIP.
I tend to stay with what I know/do, no complaints yet, yes I did say yet.


All I had to do was paste in technical stuff from wikipedia between smoldering glances. And then they do it doggie style.
 
2008-03-18 05:45:16 PM  
wh0mprat: I wrote some Stargate erotic fanfic as a joke for a friend who actually writes slashfic. I purposely wrote it from the perspective of a weapons and sci fi junkie who has no idea how to please a woman.

It was pretty good.


HAHA.

Weapons expert: So let me see here. It is loaded? No, not loaded. Umm....should I load it?

Unpleased woman: Yes. For God's sake, load it.

Weapons expert: Ok...so it's loaded....should I shoot it?

Unpleased woman: Not yet...sheesh. Um...how about some Pump Action?

Weapons expert: Well...but, you just pump it once and shoot honey.

Unpleased woman: Can't you just pump it again and again and shoot later?

Weapons expert: But then there would be like...rounds all over the floor....that just wouldn't make sense.

???
 
2008-03-18 05:45:25 PM  
running_too_slow: Sure, but enjoying cunnilingus doesn't make it an appropriate topic for discussion with the twitchy homeless guy outside of Walgreens who's screaming "LET ME EAT YOU OUT" at passing traffic.

Ooops, I'm busted.

/sorry.
 
2008-03-18 05:45:37 PM  
running_too_slow: I want to believe that guys don't masturbate to that stuff, but then I saw a sparrow hit a window in the building across from me and some guy jerked off to that.

Documentary, stat.


That is some hot shiat right there.

jynxyu: Did you even bother with opening credits?

No time for love Dr. Jones.
 
2008-03-18 05:46:06 PM  
wh0mprat: All I had to do was paste in technical stuff from wikipedia between smoldering glances. And then they do it doggie style.

Forget the EIP then, I can get it all from wiki then.
 
2008-03-18 05:46:50 PM  
running_too_slow: I want to believe that guys don't masturbate to that stuff, but then I saw a sparrow hit a window in the building across from me and some guy jerked off to that.

Documentary, stat.


Please tell me this is a joke.

/Oh dear God, please!!!
 
2008-03-18 05:47:14 PM  
Feel free to send me your suggestions, calm like a bomb cause the Mr. will be 30 soon.
/wanna make it memorable
//and fun
 
2008-03-18 05:48:02 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: Now that's a short film.

Stop! It's tender.


HAHAHAHA.

Wait, what?
 
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