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(CBC)   Womans' studies professor has panties in twist over mock sex advice column written for student newspaper by engineering students. Anal sex: serious business   (cbc.ca) divider line 500
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2008-03-18 03:48:00 PM
jimpoz: smooshie: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

A: Three. One to screw the light bulb in, one to complain that the lamp is being exploited, and one to secretly wish that she was the light bulb.



A: Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to (my answer isn't allowed here)

/it's funny because I'm a girl
 
2008-03-18 03:48:16 PM
Megain: research interest: queer theory and lbgtq rights

Feh. What about BDSM theory and maledom rights?!
 
2008-03-18 03:48:42 PM
I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!
 
2008-03-18 03:48:57 PM
Marvin the Paranoid Gamer: FTA's comments: First off, there is no humour that can be made of rape. It's never funny and is just not something that you try and joke about.

To paraphrase a quote from George Carlin: "Everything can be funny, in context. Even rape. You're not gonna make fun of rape, are ya?

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd....now, that's funny!"
 
2008-03-18 03:49:11 PM
Tat'dGreaser: As an engineering student who has accidentally stuck it in a girl's pooper, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Nobody "accidentally" sticks it in the pooper...
 
2008-03-18 03:49:14 PM
I got kicked out of a womens study class for having an opinion. That and an onion on my belt. Oh and for having a penis
 
2008-03-18 03:49:24 PM
this thread needs more panties in a bunch pics!!!!

thx, eff exe
 
2008-03-18 03:49:28 PM
What, no complaint to the Canadian Human Rights Commission, followed by a secret trial? The PC Police in Canada are slipping. Or maybe Mark Steyn's exposure of their tactics is finally making them wary of furthering their abuses.
 
2008-03-18 03:50:16 PM
gmupps: I'm an engineering student with an SO, who also happens to get some on a regular basis, so I am really getting a kick out of your replies.

But do you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2008-03-18 03:50:26 PM
FunBunLady: I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!

Pix or it Didn't happen
 
2008-03-18 03:50:54 PM
As much as I'd love to tell this lady to STFU, I really can't without also ceasing to complain about the government giving art grants to drug addicts who do nothing buy smear feces on canvas and call it art.

/School funds pay for newspaper, school gets to say what's too inappropriate for said paper.
 
2008-03-18 03:50:58 PM
Macular Degenerate: Tat'dGreaser: As an engineering student who has accidentally stuck it in a girl's pooper, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Nobody "accidentally" sticks it in the pooper...


You've never been THAT drunk, have you?

Funniest part is I did that to my ex the first time we had sex. She still stayed with me.
 
2008-03-18 03:51:05 PM
FunBunLady: I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!

HA HA HA.

i like you.

/shoot me a email
 
2008-03-18 03:51:22 PM
InternetLOL: gmupps: I'm an engineering student with an SO, who also happens to get some on a regular basis, so I am really getting a kick out of your replies.

But do you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?


*nods head in submission*

You got me there.
 
2008-03-18 03:51:54 PM
Tat'dGreaser:

You've never been THAT drunk, have you?

Funniest part is I did that to my ex the first time we had sex. She still stayed with me.


then she was a keeper
 
2008-03-18 03:51:58 PM
Megain: research interest: queer theory and lbgtq rights


i, for one, am shocked!


WTF is queer theory? Is it like physics where you postulate the existence of flamier kinds of gay person and then test your theory in the Large Homo Collider?

High-camp physics?


/I'd hit it, but in a way that respects her feminity
//then in her pooper
 
2008-03-18 03:52:02 PM
FTA:Rob Arntfield, vice-president of social affairs for the Engineering Student Society...

"For myself, personally, I think some of the content in the paper is meant to be humorous," he said. He added that engineers "have taken a lot of flak for being engineers," and are often the subject of jokes about engineers rarely touching women or getting laid.

"I believe that when we take this sort of thing in stride and that sexual harassment, if we dish out a little bit of our own, who's to say who's more right?" Arntfield said.

This guy sounds like a real tool. There's a difference between jokes in the genre of blonde jokes (I'm blonde) rabbi jokes, country of origin jokes (Polish) and nerdy engineer jokes and the type this article seems to refer to. I would like to read the original article. Those students are going to get a wake-up call when they get into the real world where telling the punchline to a Seinfeld joke at the watercooler can get you fired.

My lawn, get off it
 
2008-03-18 03:52:10 PM
Freakin Rican: this thread needs more panties in a bunch pics!!!!

thx, eff exe


Agreed.
 
2008-03-18 03:52:12 PM
Butt sex is wild, and it don't cause no child!
 
2008-03-18 03:52:45 PM
FunBunLady How you doin?
 
2008-03-18 03:52:46 PM
seems to me there are more engineers on fark than there are womans studies majors.

wtf?

/engineer.
 
2008-03-18 03:53:01 PM
You have no idea how hard it is to find strangers with benefits who are into surprise butsecks.
 
2008-03-18 03:53:03 PM
Now there's a perfesser who needs some Dick.

www.albany.edu

And a nice, cloth, Republican coat.
 
2008-03-18 03:53:06 PM
Yewbie: FunBunLady: I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!

Pix or it Didn't happen


Surprisingly hard to get pictures of said activity without the actual butt getting in the way...

Unless you were talking about engineering and/or women, at which point there are plenty of pictures of that!
 
2008-03-18 03:53:18 PM
Free speech, always good unless you're on a college faculty and are:
a) A class-warfarist
b) A race-baiter
c) A man-hater
d) A "Theory" nutjob
e) Some combination of the above.
 
2008-03-18 03:53:32 PM
I'm an engineer who has written for an engineering student newspaper, so I say fark this b*tch.

Fight the power, U of O engineers.
 
2008-03-18 03:54:04 PM
smooshie 2008-03-18 02:32:03 PM
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!



Q: How many feminists can successfully change a light bulb?

A: Zero. Feminists can't change a thing.
 
2008-03-18 03:54:29 PM
Megain: research interest: queer theory and lbgtq rights

"I don't do anything meaningful, so I'm just going to make something up and call it $thing_theory"
 
2008-03-18 03:54:53 PM
FunBunLady: Surprisingly hard to get pictures of said activity without the actual butt getting in the way...

The fact that this insinuates you at least tried piques my interest

/newsletter?
 
2008-03-18 03:54:55 PM
I don't think this can be stated enough but ..


Friday's column in the Oral Otis
 
2008-03-18 03:55:16 PM
overlord_mike: then she was a keeper

I'm not saying she liked it. I really thought she was going to punch me. She did let me finish though. Awww such a sweetie.
 
2008-03-18 03:55:28 PM
FunBunLady: I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!

You're like, the most advanced human ever. May we come upon you in worship?

heh.
 
2008-03-18 03:55:34 PM
gmupps: I'm an engineering student with an SO, who also happens to get some on a regular basis, so I am really getting a kick out of your replies.

Who is she getting it from?

From gmupps' profile (bold for emphasis mine):

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
 
2008-03-18 03:55:35 PM
"The language ... is really reminiscent of anal rape,"

It's called "surpise buttsecks" sweetie ...
 
2008-03-18 03:55:54 PM
Let's see, these engineering students will most likely graduate and contribute to mankind and the economy. Women's studies professors have, to-date, contributed nothing to either.

/if you want to get sand in your vag about anything, go look at how women are treated in places where everyone really does have a sandy vag.
 
2008-03-18 03:56:27 PM
Biatches are always complaining about something...
 
2008-03-18 03:57:03 PM
hockeyfarker: I'm an engineer who has written for an engineering student newspaper, so I say fark this b*tch.

Fight the power, U of O engineers.


$5 says you're a virgin.


..........I miiiiiisssss you.
 
2008-03-18 03:57:06 PM
UrinalPooper: Let's see, these engineering students will most likely graduate and contribute to mankind and the economy. Women's studies professors have, to-date, contributed nothing to either.

/if you want to get sand in your vag about anything, go look at how women are treated in places where everyone really does have a sandy vag.


My friend is a woman's studies major. She is bisexual and wants to be a stripper. She is contributing those sweet sweet boobies to the world. Yay.
 
2008-03-18 03:57:09 PM
Tat'dGreaser: overlord_mike: then she was a keeper

I'm not saying she liked it. I really thought she was going to punch me. She did let me finish though. Awww such a sweetie.



then you got lucky she didn't give you a mule punch
 
2008-03-18 03:57:17 PM
JonEdangerousli: gmupps: I'm an engineering student with an SO, who also happens to get some on a regular basis, so I am really getting a kick out of your replies.

Who is she getting it from?

From gmupps' profile (bold for emphasis mine):


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.


Yup. Until I found my SO, I never got laid. That is basically a description of me in highschool, before I learned to relax, and be patient.
 
2008-03-18 03:57:23 PM
Jesus. This website doesn't have the full article. Found on a different website is the final paragraph:

Women all over the province threatened to withhold any form of sexual contact from the writers of the offensive material until they receive a formal apology from the newspaper. Then the women found out the paper is headed by engineering students and realized they had been pre-emptively punishing them for years.
 
2008-03-18 03:57:41 PM
I wonder how twisted her panties would get if she read these two fine pieces of journalism:

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2008-03-18 03:57:47 PM
overlord_mike: then you got lucky she didn't give you a mule punch

I am surprised my testicles remained on me actually.
 
2008-03-18 03:58:01 PM
Deep dickin'
 
2008-03-18 03:58:10 PM
xanadian: Picture Porky Pig...raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him "Porky?"

Smotto: George Carlin's response: "I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!"

limedilligaf: To paraphrase a quote from George Carlin: "Everything can be funny, in context. Even rape. You're not gonna make fun of rape, are ya?

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd....now, that's funny!"


Quite obviously, Carlin is not considered obscure, eh? ;)
 
2008-03-18 03:58:39 PM
Tat'dGreaser: overlord_mike: then you got lucky she didn't give you a mule punch

I am surprised my testicles remained on me actually.


HA HA.
 
2008-03-18 03:59:03 PM
UrinalPooper: Let's see, these engineering students will most likely graduate and contribute to mankind and the economy. Women's studies professors have, to-date, contributed nothing to either.

What about all the ones who get jobs at big Women's Studies firms in the city?

I wonder if there will ever be a Women's studies class that DOESN'T start with the premise that they've been jacked by the patriarchy for, well, forever.
 
2008-03-18 03:59:03 PM
overlord_mike: FunBunLady: I'm a engineer, a woman, AND I like getting it in the butt, so I'm getting 3x the kicks!

HA HA HA.

i like you.

/shoot me a email


wash your hands first.
 
2008-03-18 03:59:16 PM
I'm not an engineer.
But I'm a woman.
And I make rape jokes.

Take THAT, Women's Studies!
 
2008-03-18 03:59:28 PM
mynameistim: seems to me there are more engineers on fark than there are womans studies majors.

wtf?

/engineer.


Because women should be in the kitchen not on the computer!

/Joking
/dont kill me
 
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