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(Fox News)   Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY   ( divider line
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3209 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2008 at 7:32 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2008-03-17 11:26:55 PM  
Cheers subby.
2008-03-17 11:32:37 PM  
I know it's been said, but I most certainly lol'd.

/Happy St. Patty's Day.
2008-03-17 11:35:07 PM  
As soon as I clicked, I knew I'd see 99% props to subby. I was wrong. It was 99.9999% props to subby.

2008-03-17 11:45:03 PM  
At this point I'm just posting for posterity.
++ Subby!
2008-03-17 11:56:45 PM  
Headline perfection!
2008-03-18 12:01:02 AM  
Best headline I've seen on here yet.
2008-03-18 12:12:58 AM  
forked_at_fark: Whatever.
Enjoy it out there.


I was just kidding.
2008-03-18 12:14:22 AM  
Wow. The 2008 Headline of the Year contest has ended in MARCH, haha, nice job subby.

2008-03-18 12:17:24 AM  
i want to have submitter's babies
2008-03-18 12:25:19 AM  
funny as hell. good jorb.
2008-03-18 12:31:37 AM  

OMFG. That's wicked cool. Golf clap x 3.
good jorb. !!
2008-03-18 12:31:46 AM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: I think it's funny how the vast majority of the posts in this thread are regarding the headline, not the article.

btw, subby, good one.



BTW, Third_Uncle_Eno, have you ever taken Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)?
2008-03-18 12:32:18 AM  
This will win 2008's best headline of the year. Done and done. Thanks for playing. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Au revoir. Good night and good luck.

/Was it a good ol' factory?
//See? Not even close.
2008-03-18 12:32:29 AM
2008-03-18 12:36:21 AM  
huntercr - as morbid as this is, I also got that it was relevant because of the potential smell of human bodies burning.

I'm really not a sicko I just popped in there.
2008-03-18 12:48:35 AM  
Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY

Good one subby. made me snort my tea.

/pardon me while I blow tea out of my sinuses.
2008-03-18 12:48:46 AM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline
2008-03-18 12:49:45 AM  
Not really. I give you the angry lollipop girl seal of approval, submitter!

2008-03-18 12:50:01 AM  

2008-03-18 12:52:51 AM  
Hell it's been said over and over but I have to join in.

+1 Subby

I LOL'd big time, beautiful headline.
2008-03-18 12:55:28 AM  
Subby: take your partner and show them the LUV in this thread.

Oh, you'll be WELL taken care of tonight.
2008-03-18 01:21:01 AM  
huntercr: Let's not forget that the victims may have been partially liquefied... makes it sick humor too!
2008-03-18 01:23:19 AM  
Best. Headline. Evar.
2008-03-18 01:36:31 AM  
Woot! Awesome headline!!


2008-03-18 02:48:38 AM  

2008-03-18 03:03:53 AM  
Awesome, Subby!

2008-03-18 03:05:00 AM  
gotta admit. i, uh...

you know.

2008-03-18 05:50:33 AM  
My entire life was mere prelude leading up to reading this headline.
2008-03-18 07:24:12 AM  
Wow, it really reeks of lol and win in here.
2008-03-18 08:07:04 AM  
Good job, subby.

2008-03-18 08:29:58 AM  
redoctober65: And what happened to the precious ambergris?

Precious hamburgers?

//it returns this week.
2008-03-18 08:41:23 AM  
rawbery79: redoctober65: And what happened to the precious ambergris?

Precious hamburgers?

//it returns this week.

Not obscure to me! That was my favorite episode.

/learned that 100 cups of coffee in 24 hours = nirvana/zen
2008-03-18 09:07:48 AM  
PocketfullaSass: That is the Chanel No. 5 of headlines.

If only you said "Stay tuned to Chanel No. 5 for details.
2008-03-18 09:22:23 AM  

I lol'd
2008-03-18 09:49:17 AM  
Headline of the year! Biggest thread full of Kudos I have ever seen!
2008-03-18 10:01:40 AM  
The Scary part is how much more time this thread has to get votes.
2008-03-18 10:10:49 AM  
Eau d' humanity
2008-03-18 10:28:18 AM  

Nice reference. Interesting movie. One of those, wow this is really screwed up but I have to watch movies.
2008-03-18 10:39:06 AM  
Let me just say that food tastes better since reading that headline.
2008-03-18 11:19:54 AM  
Bravo, subby, bravo. Well done. Great work. I could go on.

+1 x 10

You are my hero.
2008-03-18 11:33:07 AM  
+1 Subby - well played.
2008-03-18 12:50:42 PM  
Crazy drunk lady would like to offer subby a shot and a sloppy smooch!
2008-03-18 03:38:50 PM
2008-03-18 04:17:30 PM  
+1 subby

You owe me a new keyboard.
2008-03-18 06:08:51 PM  
Article? What article? I just came here to pat smitty on the back.
2008-03-19 05:15:29 AM  
posting late to say AWESOME TITLE
2008-03-21 01:17:36 PM  
You know what? I would eat the corn out of the Subby's s**t just to see where it came from..and you know what else? I would suck Subby's dad's c**k just to see where that came from too.
/not really but had to post something here
/// BOOM Shack-a-lakka!
2008-03-21 01:19:26 PM  
No one will read that because it will be teh F*i*n*a*l P*o*s*t.
/so there...pppbbhhttt
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