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(Fox News)   Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY   (foxnews.com) divider line 249
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2008-03-17 07:43:24 PM
More win than the '72 Dolphins.
 
2008-03-17 07:44:09 PM
forked_at_fark: WTF are you doing in literland?

I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.
 
2008-03-17 07:44:24 PM
Candidate for best headline.
 
2008-03-17 07:44:26 PM
Comedy Gold!
 
2008-03-17 07:44:44 PM
I think it's funny how the vast majority of the posts in this thread are regarding the headline, not the article.

btw, subby, good one.

(+1.35)
 
2008-03-17 07:45:00 PM
GC,S
 
2008-03-17 07:45:38 PM
I'm going to Hell for laughing at that.

Subby, this is for you:

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 07:45:50 PM
I guess you didn't hear the news about an explosion at a French flooring factory. Linoleum blown apart.
 
2008-03-17 07:45:51 PM
Eau De Entendre!

I counted 3.
 
2008-03-17 07:46:02 PM
Heamer: I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.

Sacrilege !
Somebody gag him !
 
2008-03-17 07:47:11 PM
Best. Headline. Ever.

/or at least in my recent memory.
 
2008-03-17 07:47:22 PM
Win.

Bookmark this one for the 2008 "best pun" contest.
 
2008-03-17 07:47:27 PM
Sometimes they write themselves.

/Not subby
 
2008-03-17 07:48:22 PM
Subby wins both showcases! Well done!
 
2008-03-17 07:48:26 PM
Heamer: I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.

We, er, some of us miss your very interesting pics.
 
2008-03-17 07:48:39 PM
/nice headline, I should add
 
2008-03-17 07:49:08 PM
Awesome headline.
 
2008-03-17 07:49:17 PM
Does Fark have annual headline awards? If not, they should, and this should win.
 
2008-03-17 07:49:55 PM
Lorelle: We, er, some of us miss your very interesting pics.

Somebody sponsor him.
That will teach him he can't deny us.
 
2008-03-17 07:50:28 PM
this headline is awesome.
 
2008-03-17 07:50:30 PM
forked_at_fark: Sacrilege !
Somebody gag him !


I'll take a gag out here than another day wading through an over-moderated TotalFark, neck-deep in recycled sh*t and attention whores. Nothing personal against anyone in particular; it's just generally better on this side of the fence.
 
2008-03-17 07:50:37 PM
Heamer: I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.

LOL BROKEPAD

/obligatory
//nothing but love
 
2008-03-17 07:51:26 PM
forked_at_fark: Somebody sponsor him.
That will teach him he can't deny us.


Somebody already did. I Farkback'd and got him a refund. I'm done with TotalFark.
 
2008-03-17 07:51:29 PM
If anyone says they submitted this with a better headline I'll smack 'em. Unpossible.
 
2008-03-17 07:51:41 PM
Subby is awarded +10 on behalf of my family. We choked.
 
2008-03-17 07:52:33 PM
Heamer: it's just generally better on this side of the fence.

I see that I have opened a can of worms I should have left alone.
I am going to shut the fark up now.
 
2008-03-17 07:54:32 PM
And what happened to the precious ambergris?

/If you like my ambergris, I'll give you an amber kiss
 
2008-03-17 07:55:07 PM
forked_at_fark: I see that I have opened a can of worms I should have left alone.
I am going to shut the fark up now.


No worries. I've been asked by at least a dozen people or so, since I really saw no point in mentioning to anyone that I was "leaving". It's just the internet, nothing more.
 
2008-03-17 07:55:46 PM
Good jerb, smitty, that's a cut above.
 
2008-03-17 07:55:55 PM
Heamer: No worries. I've been asked by at least a dozen people or so

You really should put it in your profile that you don't want sponsored.
 
2008-03-17 07:56:36 PM
i257.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 07:59:34 PM
+1 Subby. That was excellent.
 
2008-03-17 07:59:36 PM
There could be more dead under the rubble, but they won't know for sure for a couple of days because of the smell. It'll improve...
 
2008-03-17 07:59:46 PM
forked_at_fark: You really should put it in your profile that you don't want sponsored.

I did, for about three weeks.
 
2008-03-17 07:59:48 PM
img329.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-17 08:00:47 PM
Heamer: I did, for about three weeks.

But, I haven't been here all that much myself.
So, this is the first time I noticed you were a liter.
 
2008-03-17 08:01:41 PM
I laughed, I cried, Subby takes the Oscar for sure.
/I love the smell of napalm in the morning
 
2008-03-17 08:02:18 PM
forked_at_fark: But, I haven't been here all that much myself.
So, this is the first time I noticed you were a liter.


NO EXCUSES, GOD DAMN IT. THIS IS SUPER SERIAL.
 
2008-03-17 08:02:24 PM
Let me be the latest to jump on the bandwagon. Awesome headline, subby.
 
2008-03-17 08:02:26 PM
Excellent headline, smitty! Well done.
 
2008-03-17 08:03:32 PM
Heamer: NO EXCUSES

Whatever.
Enjoy it out there.

G'nite.
 
2008-03-17 08:03:49 PM
Heamer: forked_at_fark: WTF are you doing in literland?

I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.


A wise decision, if I may say so.
 
2008-03-17 08:07:25 PM
If they were making what passes for perfume in most of the Western World, it was a chemical fire.

The headline is simply wonderful.
 
2008-03-17 08:08:57 PM
Bravo, Smitty

img221.imageshack.us

Bra-Frickin-VO!!!
 
2008-03-17 08:11:31 PM
This makes me wonder how many headlines are already in farkers heads, and they're just waiting for reality to give then the chance to use them. I have one queued up, I'm just waiting on a public figure to die to use it.

and I'm waiting to see if this thread disappears because of heamer's bad totalfark publicity.
 
2008-03-17 08:11:45 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a headline of the year candidate...
 
2008-03-17 08:12:15 PM
Bravo indeed.
add to the top of the headline of the year candidate list.
 
2008-03-17 08:15:38 PM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Funny on a few levels.
 
2008-03-17 08:16:45 PM
Amazing headline.

This is why I come to Fark.
 
2008-03-17 08:16:50 PM
That is all kinds of classy.
 
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