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(Fox News)   Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY   (foxnews.com) divider line 248
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2008-03-17 06:49:14 PM
I LOL'd.
 
2008-03-17 06:53:18 PM
mferris: I LOL'd.

Seconded
 
2008-03-17 06:54:18 PM
that's the most original one I have seen in a while.
 
2008-03-17 06:55:24 PM
This stinks of WIN

+1 for you subby
 
2008-03-17 06:56:33 PM
submitter: EAU DE HUMANITY

That got an audible argh from me.
 
2008-03-17 06:59:58 PM
Hahahahaha! +1
 
2008-03-17 07:01:47 PM
+1
-1 i wasn't Stetson
 
2008-03-17 07:06:41 PM
Heh. Best take on this in a while.

/+1
 
2008-03-17 07:08:22 PM
That is the Chanel No. 5 of headlines.
 
2008-03-17 07:12:47 PM
assets.kaboose.com

+1
 
2008-03-17 07:13:25 PM
You magnificent bah-stad!!!

+1
 
2008-03-17 07:14:24 PM
Subbie needs to dunk their head in some fine toilet water for that one!


+1
 
2008-03-17 07:16:59 PM
pics.livejournal.com
 
2008-03-17 07:18:14 PM
Still loling
 
2008-03-17 07:20:00 PM
I think it has already been said once before, but...

+1 Subby!!
 
2008-03-17 07:21:27 PM
I chortled.
 
2008-03-17 07:23:02 PM
That stinks.
 
2008-03-17 07:29:12 PM
Eau my! that was some fragrant headline.
 
2008-03-17 07:32:50 PM
+1, Headline is full of win. Automatic first down.
 
2008-03-17 07:32:52 PM
+1

I smell win!
 
2008-03-17 07:33:14 PM
Good headline.
 
2008-03-17 07:33:15 PM
+1
 
2008-03-17 07:33:37 PM
Oh, brav-O subby.
 
2008-03-17 07:33:38 PM
groan (+1)
 
2008-03-17 07:34:23 PM
Oh my...I lol'd. Shame on me.

win
 
2008-03-17 07:34:26 PM
If i could, i vote for nomination for headline of the year. This totally wins headline of the month for me.
 
2008-03-17 07:35:10 PM
+1

/first time I've posted in months
//well done
 
2008-03-17 07:35:24 PM
This headline smells like...victory.
 
2008-03-17 07:35:43 PM
Cologne all fire trucks. Cologne all fire trucks. Proceed to...
 
2008-03-17 07:35:49 PM
+1 internet points
 
2008-03-17 07:36:10 PM
I will gladly join the +1 brigade here
 
2008-03-17 07:36:12 PM
You know you've got a good headline when it can take a meme and put an entirely new spin on it. Originality at its finest.

+1
 
2008-03-17 07:36:34 PM
Well done. WELL done.
 
2008-03-17 07:36:57 PM
At first I was like :D
But then I serious'd :|
 
2008-03-17 07:37:02 PM
I believe we have another nominee for Headline of the Year.
 
2008-03-17 07:37:05 PM
That's just awesome!
 
2008-03-17 07:37:20 PM
Heamer: Good headline

Good headline.


WTF are you doing in literland?
 
2008-03-17 07:37:47 PM
I have a feeling we'll see this one in the year end best-headline vote. I'll drink one to you tonight subby
 
2008-03-17 07:37:56 PM
subby gets 1 internet. i'm sure i have one around here somewhere... oh crap i think the dogs ate it. great, now they'll be pooping a series of tubes for a week.
 
2008-03-17 07:38:05 PM
win
 
2008-03-17 07:38:08 PM
I'm not even gonna bother with the article, the headline was gold! Bravo Subby!
 
2008-03-17 07:38:25 PM
A+++++ would LOL again.
 
2008-03-17 07:39:40 PM
Here you go Subby. You get one of these by your name for the rest of the day.catalog.schoolocker.com
 
2008-03-17 07:39:58 PM
I smell a winner.
 
2008-03-17 07:40:07 PM
Shame on subby for making light of a scents-less tragedy,
 
2008-03-17 07:41:02 PM
Subby you win 1 (one) Internet.
 
2008-03-17 07:42:34 PM
Bravo, subby. Bravo.
 
2008-03-17 07:42:39 PM
Bravo. HOTY candidate indeed.
/+1
 
2008-03-17 07:43:13 PM
That stinks.
 
2008-03-17 07:43:20 PM
+1 Still smiling
 
2008-03-17 07:43:24 PM
More win than the '72 Dolphins.
 
2008-03-17 07:44:09 PM
forked_at_fark: WTF are you doing in literland?

I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.
 
2008-03-17 07:44:24 PM
Candidate for best headline.
 
2008-03-17 07:44:26 PM
Comedy Gold!
 
2008-03-17 07:44:44 PM
I think it's funny how the vast majority of the posts in this thread are regarding the headline, not the article.

btw, subby, good one.

(+1.35)
 
2008-03-17 07:45:00 PM
GC,S
 
2008-03-17 07:45:38 PM
I'm going to Hell for laughing at that.

Subby, this is for you:

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 07:45:50 PM
I guess you didn't hear the news about an explosion at a French flooring factory. Linoleum blown apart.
 
2008-03-17 07:45:51 PM
Eau De Entendre!

I counted 3.
 
2008-03-17 07:46:02 PM
Heamer: I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.

Sacrilege !
Somebody gag him !
 
2008-03-17 07:47:11 PM
Best. Headline. Ever.

/or at least in my recent memory.
 
2008-03-17 07:47:22 PM
Win.

Bookmark this one for the 2008 "best pun" contest.
 
2008-03-17 07:47:27 PM
Sometimes they write themselves.

/Not subby
 
2008-03-17 07:48:22 PM
Subby wins both showcases! Well done!
 
2008-03-17 07:48:26 PM
Heamer: I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.

We, er, some of us miss your very interesting pics.
 
2008-03-17 07:48:39 PM
/nice headline, I should add
 
2008-03-17 07:49:08 PM
Awesome headline.
 
2008-03-17 07:49:17 PM
Does Fark have annual headline awards? If not, they should, and this should win.
 
2008-03-17 07:49:55 PM
Lorelle: We, er, some of us miss your very interesting pics.

Somebody sponsor him.
That will teach him he can't deny us.
 
2008-03-17 07:50:28 PM
this headline is awesome.
 
2008-03-17 07:50:30 PM
forked_at_fark: Sacrilege !
Somebody gag him !


I'll take a gag out here than another day wading through an over-moderated TotalFark, neck-deep in recycled sh*t and attention whores. Nothing personal against anyone in particular; it's just generally better on this side of the fence.
 
2008-03-17 07:50:37 PM
Heamer: I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.

LOL BROKEPAD

/obligatory
//nothing but love
 
2008-03-17 07:51:26 PM
forked_at_fark: Somebody sponsor him.
That will teach him he can't deny us.


Somebody already did. I Farkback'd and got him a refund. I'm done with TotalFark.
 
2008-03-17 07:51:29 PM
If anyone says they submitted this with a better headline I'll smack 'em. Unpossible.
 
2008-03-17 07:51:41 PM
Subby is awarded +10 on behalf of my family. We choked.
 
2008-03-17 07:52:33 PM
Heamer: it's just generally better on this side of the fence.

I see that I have opened a can of worms I should have left alone.
I am going to shut the fark up now.
 
2008-03-17 07:54:32 PM
And what happened to the precious ambergris?

/If you like my ambergris, I'll give you an amber kiss
 
2008-03-17 07:55:07 PM
forked_at_fark: I see that I have opened a can of worms I should have left alone.
I am going to shut the fark up now.


No worries. I've been asked by at least a dozen people or so, since I really saw no point in mentioning to anyone that I was "leaving". It's just the internet, nothing more.
 
2008-03-17 07:55:46 PM
Good jerb, smitty, that's a cut above.
 
2008-03-17 07:55:55 PM
Heamer: No worries. I've been asked by at least a dozen people or so

You really should put it in your profile that you don't want sponsored.
 
2008-03-17 07:56:36 PM
i257.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 07:59:34 PM
+1 Subby. That was excellent.
 
2008-03-17 07:59:36 PM
There could be more dead under the rubble, but they won't know for sure for a couple of days because of the smell. It'll improve...
 
2008-03-17 07:59:46 PM
forked_at_fark: You really should put it in your profile that you don't want sponsored.

I did, for about three weeks.
 
2008-03-17 07:59:48 PM
img329.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-17 08:00:47 PM
Heamer: I did, for about three weeks.

But, I haven't been here all that much myself.
So, this is the first time I noticed you were a liter.
 
2008-03-17 08:01:41 PM
I laughed, I cried, Subby takes the Oscar for sure.
/I love the smell of napalm in the morning
 
2008-03-17 08:02:18 PM
forked_at_fark: But, I haven't been here all that much myself.
So, this is the first time I noticed you were a liter.


NO EXCUSES, GOD DAMN IT. THIS IS SUPER SERIAL.
 
2008-03-17 08:02:24 PM
Let me be the latest to jump on the bandwagon. Awesome headline, subby.
 
2008-03-17 08:02:26 PM
Excellent headline, smitty! Well done.
 
2008-03-17 08:03:32 PM
Heamer: NO EXCUSES

Whatever.
Enjoy it out there.

G'nite.
 
2008-03-17 08:03:49 PM
Heamer: forked_at_fark: WTF are you doing in literland?

I decided, about a month ago, that I'm finished with my monetary patronage of Fark. It's much more fun out here.


A wise decision, if I may say so.
 
2008-03-17 08:07:25 PM
If they were making what passes for perfume in most of the Western World, it was a chemical fire.

The headline is simply wonderful.
 
2008-03-17 08:08:57 PM
Bravo, Smitty

img221.imageshack.us

Bra-Frickin-VO!!!
 
2008-03-17 08:11:31 PM
This makes me wonder how many headlines are already in farkers heads, and they're just waiting for reality to give then the chance to use them. I have one queued up, I'm just waiting on a public figure to die to use it.

and I'm waiting to see if this thread disappears because of heamer's bad totalfark publicity.
 
2008-03-17 08:11:45 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a headline of the year candidate...
 
2008-03-17 08:12:15 PM
Bravo indeed.
add to the top of the headline of the year candidate list.
 
2008-03-17 08:15:38 PM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Funny on a few levels.
 
2008-03-17 08:16:45 PM
Amazing headline.

This is why I come to Fark.
 
2008-03-17 08:16:50 PM
That is all kinds of classy.
 
2008-03-17 08:19:52 PM
Bith Set Me Up: I believe we have another nominee for Headline of the Year.

For real and for true.
 
2008-03-17 08:20:23 PM
img212.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-17 08:22:15 PM
BRAVO submitter. I bet you were waiting quite a while to use that one.
 
2008-03-17 08:22:35 PM
+1 from me
-1 from my fiancee who is pissed that I keep on cracking up as she's trying to tell me something
 
2008-03-17 08:23:13 PM
I ♥ subby.

Nice job!
 
GW
2008-03-17 08:25:18 PM
See you in the top 10 headlines at the end of the year subby
 
2008-03-17 08:25:59 PM
OUTSTANDING!

That headline is 100% win.
 
2008-03-17 08:26:12 PM
That headline needs to be nominated for "best of".

A+++ would laugh again. Full of comedy win!
 
2008-03-17 08:26:24 PM
What submitter has achieved here is in effect a triple pun. Extremely rare, and as such, the kudos he/she is receiving are richly deserved.
 
2008-03-17 08:26:28 PM
users.bestweb.net

Smells like win.

+1
 
2008-03-17 08:27:29 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: I think it's funny how the vast majority of the posts in this thread are regarding the headline, not the article.

btw, subby, good one.

(+1.35)


There's an article too?
 
2008-03-17 08:28:24 PM
Has anyone actually read TFA?

/Me neither
//+1 for subby
 
2008-03-17 08:28:38 PM
I don't get it...
 
2008-03-17 08:28:46 PM
great headline. would read again.
 
2008-03-17 08:30:14 PM
I think someone just hit one out of the park.

And I was here to see it. Yay fark. Yay subby.
 
2008-03-17 08:32:21 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: I think it's funny how the vast majority of the posts in this thread are regarding the headline, not the article.

I wanted to mention that the injection of smoke/perfume into the atmosphere of Mumbai (Bombay) might constitute an improvement, but...
 
2008-03-17 08:34:01 PM
Excellent job Subby.
 
2008-03-17 08:36:58 PM
Wow. That's the second awesome headline I've seen in two days.
 
2008-03-17 08:37:44 PM
I can't believe nobody has commented on how great this headline is!

+1 !
 
2008-03-17 08:39:35 PM
Way to go subby, far and away the best headline this year...
 
2008-03-17 08:41:47 PM
BWAHAHA! I am definitely going to need a ticket to Hell for that one. Way to go, subby!
 
2008-03-17 08:42:05 PM
Damn, that's one outstanding headline, Subby.
 
2008-03-17 08:42:29 PM
+1
 
2008-03-17 08:43:33 PM
Headline of the Year nominee right there...good job subby...
 
2008-03-17 08:44:38 PM
Actually LOL'd.

Golf clap for submitter.
 
2008-03-17 08:45:51 PM
+3 from the whole family. Headline of the year.
 
2008-03-17 08:46:28 PM
Best one in quite a while, It reeks of win!
 
2008-03-17 08:47:09 PM
Nicely played subby!
 
2008-03-17 08:49:18 PM
*golf clap* Bravo.
 
2008-03-17 08:50:58 PM
good one!
 
2008-03-17 08:51:06 PM
Boobies not about the headline!

...er...
 
2008-03-17 08:51:15 PM
This headline is comedy gold. COMEDY. GOLD.
 
2008-03-17 08:52:06 PM
While I would like to read TFA, I can't bring myself to give Fox News a click.
 
2008-03-17 08:54:15 PM
/(Here we are dutch ruddering the Subby and meanwhile 5 people are dead!)
 
2008-03-17 09:02:45 PM
Heamer: It's just the internet, nothing more.

Truer words have not been spoken.

/Going in the profile if ya don't mind.
 
2008-03-17 09:02:52 PM
I hope there wasn't too much damage to the olfactory.

/pun rhymes with fun for just this reason.
 
2008-03-17 09:03:17 PM
Miggity: /(Here we are dutch ruddering the Subby and meanwhile 5 people are dead!)

/but think of how many kittens were saved!
 
2008-03-17 09:03:21 PM
Subby is responsible for me being unable to do anything but grin like an idiot.
 
2008-03-17 09:04:32 PM
+1

This headline transcends hilariousness. The article doesn't matter, the thread doesn't matter. It has all achieved a pure state of absolute humor due to the headline alone.

/if being funny is wrong, then submitter will never be right.
 
2008-03-17 09:06:28 PM
Simply awesome.
 
2008-03-17 09:09:11 PM
i61.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 09:15:57 PM
hey, subby, die in a fire
 
2008-03-17 09:16:20 PM
that was an awesome title.
 
2008-03-17 09:19:48 PM
content.answers.comwww.onflex.org
 
2008-03-17 09:19:49 PM
God almighty, that was brilliant.
 
2008-03-17 09:21:07 PM
I salute you, Subby.

/late to this party, but since the kudos are still rolling in...
 
2008-03-17 09:22:46 PM
Subby:

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
 
2008-03-17 09:31:53 PM
+1, subby. Bravo.
 
2008-03-17 09:38:58 PM
Great job, subby. This is one of the best I've seen in a while.
 
2008-03-17 09:39:08 PM
HUGE MANTITTY?
HUGE MANATEE?
plus about 4 there submariner
 
2008-03-17 09:39:35 PM
I actually did submit this with a better headline. But after one of the mods had his head asplode from the awesomeness of it, they decided to use this one.

You should all be thankful you still have your heads, and therefore your eyes, to read this headline of the year candidate. SRSLY, good job subby.
 
2008-03-17 09:39:52 PM
You guys keep talking about the article. But has anyone noticed that the headline is rather good?
 
2008-03-17 09:40:50 PM
Unavailable for comment.

www.exstatic.org

(Very... interesting movie. I liked it)
 
2008-03-17 09:42:29 PM
I stink, so I'm getting a real kick out of these comments...
 
2008-03-17 09:44:31 PM
MUMBAI, India - A fire broke out Monday in a perfume factory in the western Indian city of Mumbai, killing five workers and injuring another 35, a hospital official said.

In the documentary film about the tragedy, at least one lengthy song-and-dance number will break out in the middle of the fire too.

/submission title still trancending all, of course
 
2008-03-17 09:45:22 PM
Hooray for awesome puns.

Btw, wasn't there a "dye in a fire" pun headline some time ago? Or was that just in my head?
 
2008-03-17 09:46:16 PM
cue the boyscouts "You win the prize!" pic...
 
2008-03-17 09:50:55 PM
+1

nice haha
 
2008-03-17 09:51:14 PM
Do we get to meet subby?


/+1
 
2008-03-17 10:01:01 PM
obligitory now...

+1 Subby

Oooh honey I'm hot today.
 
2008-03-17 10:02:52 PM
Thanks for all the compliments guys.
I would like to thank my 5th grade english teacher and my 9th grade art teacher. Oh and Jesus.....always gotta thank Jesus.





*not really subby, just lonely and wanted some of the love.
 
2008-03-17 10:03:29 PM
who's stubby?
 
2008-03-17 10:06:16 PM
Damn... It's like history in the making. Easily headline of the year.
 
2008-03-17 10:07:25 PM
www.explodingcoder.com
The beer looter guy knows Eau d'Heineken

/Terrible at French
 
2008-03-17 10:10:21 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Bravo, Subby. You win 1 manatee.
 
2008-03-17 10:10:39 PM
+1
 
2008-03-17 10:12:52 PM
flawless victory
 
2008-03-17 10:19:16 PM
after reading the rest of the posts I realized that I read Subby wrong. I'm a farking dork.
 
1L
2008-03-17 10:19:34 PM
Well done, subby.
 
2008-03-17 10:22:03 PM
Subby! A stupendous victory!!(too bad about those burned up folks...)
 
2008-03-17 10:22:28 PM
Oh, I got it. I knew that bilingualism garbage that Quebec forces down our throat would pay off one day.

Yes, I am Canadian
 
2008-03-17 10:23:40 PM
Greatest title I've seen so far.
 
2008-03-17 10:23:49 PM
Poignant, yet understated, with an undertone of spice.

Bravo, Submitificateur. Bravo.
 
2008-03-17 10:24:33 PM
Piling on...

Good one!
 
2008-03-17 10:27:25 PM
Why am I convinced that I've seen this punchline in a redlit submission?
 
2008-03-17 10:28:02 PM
This joke submitted several weeks ago and went green, right?
 
2008-03-17 10:28:03 PM
Sheesh, the one day I have to stay off Fark...

/headline of the year, I tells ya.
 
2008-03-17 10:28:22 PM
This headline does not stink. Nice JOB subby.
 
2008-03-17 10:33:35 PM
+1

Subby ftw. I'd share my picture comment but it's NSFW.
 
2008-03-17 10:34:47 PM
I LOL'd and then clapped.
 
2008-03-17 10:40:19 PM
captain_tits_magee: Subby ftw. I'd share my picture comment but it's NSFW.

You know, I'm really starting to like that song.

/not really
//sad rickroll
///STOP LINKING TO VID THAT SAYS RICK ROLL!!!!!!
 
2008-03-17 10:41:23 PM
HoY candidate... Well done
 
2008-03-17 10:42:11 PM
My best headline of the yaer early voting write-in.

If only a candidate as good as that headdline was running....
 
2008-03-17 10:42:21 PM
I can't believe no one's noticed the headline yet.

+1 subby, first time I seriously lol'd at a headline
 
2008-03-17 10:44:24 PM
awesome

+1
 
2008-03-17 10:47:37 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 10:52:13 PM
Oh. Wow.

Subby, I've never been witness to someone in the transition from mere-human-being to pure-awesomeness before.

Thank you so much for allowing all us grovelling mortals to share that moment with you.

/I'll take it to my grave ;)
 
2008-03-17 10:53:01 PM
nice yob, subby.
 
2008-03-17 10:55:19 PM
I nominate Subby for best headline of 2008. Nicely done.
 
2008-03-17 11:00:01 PM
step up subby, take a bow.
 
2008-03-17 11:01:20 PM
that was pretty damn funny.
 
2008-03-17 11:04:48 PM
laurie1212: I don't get it...

Just incase you're serious:

Prepare for all humor to be drained out of your veins from a systematic explaination of the joke. :)

"Eau De Tiolette", "Eau De Parfum" , besides being French. is a naming convention for perfumes and colognes that means a certain concentration of scent per unit of volume of water.

"Oh the Humanity" is the famous quote that the radio news man, Herb Morrison ( according to a quick googling) said with alot of emotion when watching the Hindenberg crash and burn live on the radio. ( youtube it if you want to see ) It is often parodied on the internet by various substitutions, the most popular being "Oh the Huge Manatee!" ( give it time, it will probably be posted soon )

Finally, "Eau De" sounds just like "Oh the"... you understand the rest.

In this case, we have one of the most brilliant humorus title I've seen in a long long while.
1. You have a pairing of a play on words that is strongly connected to the subject: perfume and the use of the phrase "Eau De"
2. You have reference to a famous historical quote.
3. Both the historical quote and the play on words directly refer to the same type of event: a tragedy and a fire.
4. The play on words also fittingly causes readers to recall the popular farkism at the same time.
5. profit!

The result brought tears of joy to this reader. :)

/deadpan is so hard to receive on the internet.. you never know if you are reading something from an Ivy Leaguer attempting wit, a convict in the prison library who dropped out of school in 5th grade, or a poor innocent soul who just wants to know. So I apologize if you are the witty Ivy Leaguer ;)
 
2008-03-17 11:06:15 PM
I submitted this same story, but with a funnier headline.
 
2008-03-17 11:11:01 PM
+1
I'm impressed.
 
2008-03-17 11:11:22 PM
I don't think I've posted in at least a year.

This, however, is the best headline I've seen in the history of Fark.

Bravo.
 
2008-03-17 11:12:14 PM
Nobody remembers this headline from a couple of weeks ago, seriously? I must have imagined this headline being used before and not getting quite the "OMFGLOLZ HLotY next January!" response this seems to have gotten. To the original headline writer, take a bow.
 
2008-03-17 11:18:30 PM
Well played YOUR FAILURE KILLED THE WORLD, well played.

/right click, save as
 
2008-03-17 11:19:05 PM
The greatest use of 'oh the humanity' since the manatee.
 
2008-03-17 11:21:36 PM
I just wanted to stop in and fellate Subby a bit too.

Well done!

+[-1*(i^2)]
 
2008-03-17 11:24:12 PM
Bith Set Me Up: I believe we have another nominee for Headline of the Year.

I second that. (It's probably been seconded already ...)
 
2008-03-17 11:26:55 PM
Cheers subby.
 
2008-03-17 11:32:37 PM
I know it's been said, but I most certainly lol'd.

/Happy St. Patty's Day.
 
2008-03-17 11:35:07 PM
As soon as I clicked, I knew I'd see 99% props to subby. I was wrong. It was 99.9999% props to subby.

+won
 
2008-03-17 11:45:03 PM
At this point I'm just posting for posterity.
++ Subby!
 
2008-03-17 11:56:45 PM
Headline perfection!
 
2008-03-18 12:01:02 AM
Best headline I've seen on here yet.
 
2008-03-18 12:12:58 AM
forked_at_fark: Whatever.
Enjoy it out there.

G'nite.


I was just kidding.
 
2008-03-18 12:14:22 AM
Wow. The 2008 Headline of the Year contest has ended in MARCH, haha, nice job subby.

/+1
 
2008-03-18 12:17:24 AM
i want to have submitter's babies
 
2008-03-18 12:25:19 AM
funny as hell. good jorb.
 
2008-03-18 12:31:37 AM
YOUR FAILURE KILLED THE WORLD

OMFG. That's wicked cool. Golf clap x 3.
good jorb. !!
 
2008-03-18 12:31:46 AM
Third_Uncle_Eno: I think it's funny how the vast majority of the posts in this thread are regarding the headline, not the article.

btw, subby, good one.

(+1.35)


THIS

BTW, Third_Uncle_Eno, have you ever taken Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)?
 
2008-03-18 12:32:18 AM
This will win 2008's best headline of the year. Done and done. Thanks for playing. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Au revoir. Good night and good luck.

/Was it a good ol' factory?
//See? Not even close.
 
2008-03-18 12:32:29 AM
img80.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-18 12:36:21 AM
huntercr - as morbid as this is, I also got that it was relevant because of the potential smell of human bodies burning.

I'm really not a sicko I swear...it just popped in there.
 
2008-03-18 12:48:35 AM
Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY

Good one subby. made me snort my tea.

/pardon me while I blow tea out of my sinuses.
 
2008-03-18 12:48:46 AM
I submitted this with a funnier headline
 
2008-03-18 12:49:45 AM
Not really. I give you the angry lollipop girl seal of approval, submitter!

i185.photobucket.com

-Approves
 
2008-03-18 12:50:01 AM
+1

Fantastic
 
2008-03-18 12:52:51 AM
Hell it's been said over and over but I have to join in.

+1 Subby

I LOL'd big time, beautiful headline.
 
2008-03-18 12:55:28 AM
Subby: take your partner and show them the LUV in this thread.

Oh, you'll be WELL taken care of tonight.
 
2008-03-18 01:21:01 AM
huntercr: Let's not forget that the victims may have been partially liquefied... makes it sick humor too!
 
2008-03-18 01:23:19 AM
Best. Headline. Evar.
 
2008-03-18 01:36:31 AM
Woot! Awesome headline!!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



Cooooooooooooooooouuuuuugs!!!
 
2008-03-18 02:48:38 AM
art.

+1
 
2008-03-18 03:03:53 AM
Awesome, Subby!

/win
 
2008-03-18 03:05:00 AM
gotta admit. i, uh...

you know.


laughed.
 
2008-03-18 05:50:33 AM
My entire life was mere prelude leading up to reading this headline.
 
2008-03-18 07:24:12 AM
Wow, it really reeks of lol and win in here.
 
2008-03-18 08:07:04 AM
Good job, subby.

+1
 
2008-03-18 08:29:58 AM
redoctober65: And what happened to the precious ambergris?

Precious hamburgers?

/obscure?
//it returns this week.
 
2008-03-18 08:41:23 AM
rawbery79: redoctober65: And what happened to the precious ambergris?

Precious hamburgers?

/obscure?
//it returns this week.


Not obscure to me! That was my favorite episode.

/learned that 100 cups of coffee in 24 hours = nirvana/zen
 
2008-03-18 09:07:48 AM
PocketfullaSass: That is the Chanel No. 5 of headlines.

If only you said "Stay tuned to Chanel No. 5 for details.
 
2008-03-18 09:22:23 AM
YOUR FAILURE KILLED THE WORLD:

I lol'd
 
2008-03-18 09:49:17 AM
Headline of the year! Biggest thread full of Kudos I have ever seen!
 
2008-03-18 10:01:40 AM
The Scary part is how much more time this thread has to get votes.
 
2008-03-18 10:10:49 AM
Eau d' humanity
 
2008-03-18 10:28:18 AM
darkscout-

Nice reference. Interesting movie. One of those, wow this is really screwed up but I have to watch movies.
 
2008-03-18 10:39:06 AM
Let me just say that food tastes better since reading that headline.
 
2008-03-18 11:19:54 AM
Bravo, subby, bravo. Well done. Great work. I could go on.

+1 x 10

You are my hero.
 
2008-03-18 11:33:07 AM
+1 Subby - well played.
 
2008-03-18 12:50:42 PM
Crazy drunk lady would like to offer subby a shot and a sloppy smooch!

i248.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-18 03:38:50 PM
rmccown.org
 
2008-03-18 04:17:30 PM
+1 subby

You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2008-03-18 06:08:51 PM
Article? What article? I just came here to pat smitty on the back.
 
2008-03-19 05:15:29 AM
posting late to say AWESOME TITLE
 
2008-03-21 01:17:36 PM
You know what? I would eat the corn out of the Subby's s**t just to see where it came from..and you know what else? I would suck Subby's dad's c**k just to see where that came from too.
/not really but had to post something here
//Subby, WINNNAHHHHHH!!!
/// BOOM Shack-a-lakka!
 
2008-03-21 01:19:26 PM
No one will read that because it will be teh F*i*n*a*l P*o*s*t.
/so there...pppbbhhttt
 
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