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(Starpulse)   Kelly Clarkson fears she'll be the next celebrity to expose herself because she wears no underwear   (starpulse.com ) divider line
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12614 clicks; posted to Music » on 17 Mar 2008 at 2:01 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-03-17 01:32:45 PM  
Is she not getting enough paparazzi where she needs to go blatantly attention whoring like this? Sad.
 
2008-03-17 01:35:29 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Noooooooooo
 
2008-03-17 01:41:03 PM  
I'll look at her plump little vagina if she wants to show it off.

You wouldn't know it from reading Fark, but some men like the chunky girls.
 
2008-03-17 01:43:24 PM  
She just can lay off the wieners.


img156.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-17 01:44:36 PM  
oh yeah she's just so fat, so disgusting

give me a farking break

learn how to get out of a car, kelly. you'll be fine.
 
2008-03-17 01:44:55 PM  
She's kinda cute. I'd hit it.
 
2008-03-17 01:48:02 PM  
I wouldn't call her fat.
 
2008-03-17 01:49:19 PM  
I'd rather see that then Ryan Seacrest's Vajayjay.
 
2008-03-17 01:53:08 PM  
BobtheFascist: She's kinda cute. I'd hit it.

Seconded.

OK, fine, she's no Natalie Portman or whatever. But she's still hittable. Get some perspective people.
 
2008-03-17 01:56:26 PM  
Trying to wind the clock back to 14 minutes by implying you might flash your clam. Classy
 
2008-03-17 01:58:00 PM  
Demetrius: Is she not getting enough paparazzi where she needs to go blatantly attention whoring like this? Sad.

She's not AW'ing. Some paparazzi douche asked her about it, she replied.
 
2008-03-17 01:58:41 PM  
Someone forward me the pictures when they happen. Thanks.
 
2008-03-17 01:59:02 PM  
For some reason I read that as "Kelly Osbourne." Yeah, Clarkson's a thick chick, but c'mon... Cue the big butts video.
 
2008-03-17 01:59:58 PM  
Kublai Khan: OK, fine, she's no Natalie Portman or whatever. But she's still hittable. Get some perspective people.

This. The hotties you get/got in college? They deteriorate FAST after college. Those that don't will look like they're 50 by the time they're 30 from all the BS treatments they get done.

/TMYK*
 
2008-03-17 02:04:17 PM  
TTIWWP

/had to
 
2008-03-17 02:05:21 PM  
 
2008-03-17 02:08:07 PM  
I'd murder this chick...gotta love the chunky ones...
 
2008-03-17 02:10:06 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2008-03-17 02:12:19 PM  
What is wrong with underwear, my fellow ladies? Am I missing something? Well, you're missing something. Panties. But I don't get it.

Can someone who goes commando tell me why they boycott undies? Honestly, why do you hate them so? What have they ever done to you?
 
2008-03-17 02:17:49 PM  
Kinda Want
 
2008-03-17 02:19:32 PM  
www.tow.com
 
2008-03-17 02:20:40 PM  
Kublai Khan: BobtheFascist: She's kinda cute. I'd hit it.

Seconded.

OK, fine, she's no Natalie Portman or whatever. But she's still hittable. Get some perspective people.


Thirded! She's much cute!
 
2008-03-17 02:20:58 PM  
Fap

That is all.
 
2008-03-17 02:21:30 PM  
I think she's totally hot. Cute, good curves, a nice voice.
 
2008-03-17 02:24:20 PM  
guy_smiley: I think she's totally hot. Cute, good curves, a nice voice.

Here, Here.
 
2008-03-17 02:25:01 PM  
She's not all that but her music more than makes up for her lack of looks.

/ducks out of the way
 
2008-03-17 02:25:19 PM  
I like Kelly Clarkson, I like Kelly Osborne too - I also like the commando way of going through life
 
2008-03-17 02:29:10 PM  
Kelly's a fine looking chick, and par for the course in Johnson County, TX.

/if she hadn't "made it big", she'd have no less than 2 children and be working at a small tanning salon, so I'd say she's doing fine
 
2008-03-17 02:29:48 PM  
i'm with p the boiler...i love the way kelly clarkson looks (and sings) and most of the time i like the way kelly osbourne looks (when they don't get the really bad shots of her)

i've only been thin for like 3 years of my life and the rest of the time i've been chubby...i've always had an eye for the thicker chicks
 
2008-03-17 02:31:01 PM  
I really don't know who I hate more - the celebutards who feel this desperate need for attention, the paparazzi photographers who act as enablers, or the myrmidons who keep this shiat going by buying People and watch Entertainment Tonight every week.
 
2008-03-17 02:32:38 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-17 02:39:39 PM  
Sybarite: She just can lay off the wieners.

You know how I know you're gay?
 
2008-03-17 02:40:30 PM  
Nestea Plunge [TotalFark] Quote 2008-03-17 01:48:02 PM
I wouldn't call her fat.


I would.

"HEY FAT'EE. PUT DOWN THE SNICKERS AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY YOUR ARSE IS SO WIDE".

There. How's that?
 
2008-03-17 02:41:22 PM  
FTA: She says, "Why'd anyone want a little thing up their butt when they can go free?"

Dumb whale-tailin' hos today think that all panties are G-strings or thongs.

/Would hop on it so quick
//Suggest Wonder Woman Underoos
///The underwear that's fun to wear
 
2008-03-17 02:43:15 PM  
Really, you'd think the farkers around here would only this something like this:

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-03-17 02:43:16 PM  
Big deal, I don't wear undies either. I hate those lines when I wear my tight jeans and skirts.

And it feels great! The seam on the jeans hits the magic button so right!
 
2008-03-17 02:43:56 PM  
johnnyrocket: Really, you'd think the farkers around here would only this something like this:

*fap*
 
2008-03-17 02:46:29 PM  
Here's an idea, put on some underwear. Wear pants instead of miniskirts.

Or is that too much to ask for?
 
2008-03-17 02:47:38 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: Big deal, I don't wear undies either. I hate those lines when I wear my tight jeans and skirts.

And it feels great! The seam on the jeans hits the magic button so right!


I just threw up in my mouth. I hope you wash all your jeans and skirts after wearing them once.
 
2008-03-17 02:48:29 PM  
She's a chubby lard biscuit, I'll pass. I get my Crisco from the can, thanks.
 
2008-03-17 02:51:38 PM  
Unfarkingbelievable's profile page explodes in an orgy of hit counts!
 
2008-03-17 02:51:58 PM  
Hell, if she's considered fat then let me slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
 
2008-03-17 02:55:19 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: Big deal, I don't wear undies either. I hate those lines when I wear my tight jeans and skirts.

And it feels great! The seam on the jeans hits the magic button so right!



How you doin'?
 
2008-03-17 02:56:59 PM  
johnnyrocket: Really, you'd think the farkers around here would only this something like this:

Someone call Sally Struthers and get that girl a bowl of rice
 
2008-03-17 02:57:02 PM  
johnnyrocket: Really, you'd think the farkers around here would only this something like this:

If I can't count ribs MAN THE HARPOONS
 
2008-03-17 02:57:09 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: Big deal, I don't wear undies either. I hate those lines when I wear my tight jeans and skirts.

And it feels great! The seam on the jeans hits the magic button so right!


No pictures = Does not happen
 
2008-03-17 02:59:44 PM  
HulkHands: Noooooooooo

I think you are looking at things from the wrong perspective...

www.celebridy.com
 
2008-03-17 03:02:41 PM  
Kelly. Darling. Maybe you want to go sharing stuff like this after you sing for the Pope next month.
 
2008-03-17 03:03:54 PM  
would hit it like a high C note or some such musical analogy...
 
2008-03-17 03:04:37 PM  
She's about what most farkers actually date/marry. So they would hit it despite their protests.

By the way, the link i provide is not a rick roll, i swear!
 
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