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(Some Guy)   Finally, a Bible quiz with a futuristic interface and a thumping techno beat   (tbn.org ) divider line 61
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2002-11-05 10:41:55 PM  
wow.
 
2002-11-05 10:41:56 PM  
(before even looking) Why do I get the feeling that this was made by my strange texan mormon friend, Elder Dean Sands?
 
2002-11-05 10:42:47 PM  
[image from home.kc.rr.com too old to be available]

Let's just throw this in early, m'kay?
 
2002-11-05 10:43:17 PM  
Should I email apple and have them send a cease-and-desist order against TBN for ganking almost every Apple startup sound?

Apparently, they forgot "thou shalt not steal".
 
2002-11-05 10:45:28 PM  
I actually watched this for about 5 minutes the other night. Then I blocked the channel on my tv. These people give christians a bad name.

There's another channel which is just fvcking crazy with these jim baker/Tammie faye types sitting in these big gold chairs vomiting stuff about god and needing money to save us, sick man, sick.
 
2002-11-05 10:46:07 PM  
it didn't mention the 11,12, or 13th commandments ANYWHERE
 
2002-11-05 10:46:12 PM  
Isn't that special
 
2002-11-05 10:46:28 PM  
I'm a christian and I place these people below radical Islamists, seriously.
 
2002-11-05 10:47:38 PM  
thump thump thump goes the bible thumpers..........
 
2002-11-05 10:47:45 PM  
Dearest Mother,

Thank you for not making me go to church. I had no idea I meant so much to you. You are my hero.

Your son,
Spooner
 
2002-11-05 10:48:00 PM  
Oops, couldn't help myself. I notified apple of the infringement. Too bad, now they'll HAVE to go after them...
 
2002-11-05 10:48:21 PM  
Albert- Are you talking about the lady whose hair looks like purple cotton candy? She looks like an 80-year old Anna Nicole Smith.
 
2002-11-05 10:48:56 PM  
Crazy Christian Fundis give the rest of us christians bad names
 
2002-11-05 10:50:04 PM  
Did they find this in Christ's box last week?
 
2002-11-05 10:50:12 PM  
Sign of the Apocalypse #765
 
2002-11-05 10:50:36 PM  
Crazy Christian fundies give the rest of us Christian fundies a bad name.*

*I am not Christian.
 
2002-11-05 11:00:05 PM  
I was all geared up to play an online version of the game. Alas.
You've got to wonder what's next... Krazy Qu'ran Quiz, etc... It blows my mind that there is an audience for this sort of crap, but then again, people do read Chick Tracts...ugh..there's really nothing like taking a relgion and turning it into a gameshow...hell that should be the 11th commandment....

Does the winner go to heaven?
 
2002-11-05 11:00:42 PM  
Henchman:

Hahaha ..
I don't know this "Bevets", but that card is farking hilarious.
 
2002-11-05 11:03:19 PM  
Needs more weeping and gnashing of teeth. And cowbells.
 
2002-11-05 11:04:09 PM  
Don't know who bevets is? Steve B backwards. Duh.
 
2002-11-05 11:05:27 PM  
Fuzznewtons: Thats her!
 
2002-11-05 11:15:44 PM  
Albert That channel with the big gold chairs IS TBN. Same channel that has this bible quize show on it. I watch it all the time, though I can't explain why.
 
2002-11-05 11:16:08 PM  
is that the same one with the Mimi-style eyeshadow?...she's like uber-Tammy Faye Baker... .actually she lookes like she'd eat Tammy Faye for breakfast... maybe she did...sorry, i'll shut up now...

/stumbles around looking for more cold medication
 
2002-11-05 11:16:37 PM  
You, in on the skateboard! Who did Elisha begat?!
 
2002-11-05 11:16:53 PM  
quize? *Kicks own head in* Maybe I meant quiche?

Where is that edit button...
 
2002-11-05 11:23:25 PM  
The system!

Is down!
 
2002-11-05 11:24:31 PM  
Legopowa: He's a major fundamentalist who usually weighs in on all topics religious and throws bible quotes at everyone.

For a good example of what he's like, check out this thread.

Thanks for the complement on the card! I'm working on a few more Fark-appropriate ones. :)
 
2002-11-05 11:28:07 PM  
Ummm...no. This site is wrong.

Where has Bevets gone, btw?
 
2002-11-05 11:29:13 PM  
I would still take this bible quiz over that one any day.

Who needs all that fancy flash animation, techno beat, and fancy graphics when you can have truth and humor! ;-)
 
2002-11-05 11:36:46 PM  
The System is down. The System is down.
 
2002-11-05 11:37:22 PM  
Lomaran Do a google search for "Bevets", you'll find him on other discussion boards if you really miss him.
 
2002-11-05 11:37:33 PM  
OMG not only did they gank the Apple startup chimes, but watch the "segment" clips they have.....their show intro is identical to the Mac OS 9 boot, as well as the face that their set is basically a Huge-Ass Quicksilver G4 tower running a farked up version of OS 9 for their question/answer shiat.....

Wow...I smell a lawsuit
 
2002-11-05 11:39:10 PM  
Jan Crouch



[image from 64.49.221.207 too old to be available]
 
2002-11-05 11:42:22 PM  
BTW, I submitted that picture to be Photoshopped. Let's hope it gets picked up.

Oh, and for all you morons who go coocoo for Jesus, check this out. Hilarious.
 
2002-11-05 11:43:06 PM  
The above link is NSFW .
 
2002-11-05 11:43:32 PM  
I'd hit it.

in the back of the head with a shovel.
 
2002-11-05 11:44:57 PM  
"I'm a christian and I place these people below radical Islamists, seriously."

if there is one thing that christians are good at, its judging others ...

*man, is it getting hot in here*
 
2002-11-05 11:47:55 PM  
so take of all your clothes

''
 
2002-11-05 11:48:43 PM  
[/nelly]
 
2002-11-06 12:24:20 AM  
I saw that show once and the host needs to lay off the caffeine/red bull/whatever.
 
2002-11-06 12:28:00 AM  
Hey now! The main menu was kinda cool. You can kinda imagine playing frequenzy on the PS2 with the two bottom menu options.

HIT THOSE LAST BEATS WHITE BOY!
 
2002-11-06 12:38:29 AM  
Finally, a Bible quiz I can mock to a thumping techno beat.
 
2002-11-06 12:52:08 AM  
What the hell is that thing, 'peeler? Looks like a horrible sea creature that everyone thought was extinct but washed up on a Third World coast somewhere, shaking science to its very foundation.
 
2002-11-06 01:05:52 AM  
this place is about 10 minutes down the freeway from me. WHo wants to help me firebomb it?
 
2002-11-06 01:21:33 AM  
Caitiff They make big enough asses of themselves on their own. No need to go make martyrs of them.
 
2002-11-06 01:40:52 AM  
I haven't seen Bevets in awhile
 
2002-11-06 01:41:50 AM  
A Betty Bowers ">write-up on Jan Crouch that'll probably give me nightmares..
 
2002-11-06 01:42:52 AM  
oops
link
 
2002-11-06 01:43:59 AM  
 
2002-11-06 01:44:37 AM  
 
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