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(JSOnline)   In reliable sign that spring is just around the corner, idiots in Wisconsin being fined for running across frozen lakes naked   (jsonline.com) divider line 39
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2008-03-14 02:00:31 PM
Blame it on the beer...
 
2008-03-14 02:36:59 PM
Latest winter causing a cabin fever pandemic.
 
2008-03-14 02:38:35 PM
Naked frozen lake weener-sprinters are really terr'ists undermining our national security.

9/11
 
2008-03-14 03:18:46 PM
I'd say that given enough beer, this problem will take care of itself.
 
2008-03-14 03:18:56 PM
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2008-03-14 03:19:09 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: Naked frozen lake weener-sprinters are really terr'ists undermining our national security.

9/11


i read that as weener-splinters
/ouch
 
2008-03-14 03:19:29 PM
Shrinkage!
 
2008-03-14 03:22:19 PM
This doesn't surprise me at all.

What surprised me was that we was sober at the time...

/Wisconsinite
 
2008-03-14 03:22:47 PM
he wan't nekkid.

/socks
//i want my $30!
 
2008-03-14 03:23:31 PM
Linda Spice sounds kinda "porny"
 
2008-03-14 03:26:09 PM
I wasn't naked.


I was wearing an old set of wrestling shoes. That ice is *cold*.

Yes, I made the cover of the local paper.


Anyone that has been to college in Wisconsin knows.
 
2008-03-14 03:26:32 PM
irreversible shrinkage
 
2008-03-14 03:26:45 PM
Lordmontu: This doesn't surprise me at all.

What surprised me was that we was sober at the time...

/Wisconsinite


This

I do like silver lake though.
 
2008-03-14 03:31:29 PM
xaks: I wasn't naked.
I was wearing an old set of wrestling shoes. That ice is *cold*.
Yes, I made the cover of the local paper.
Anyone that has been to college in Wisconsin knows.


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2008-03-14 03:32:26 PM
In other news, the girls basketball team is pretty cute...
 
2008-03-14 03:33:23 PM
Hey, it's been a long, cold winter in WI. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
 
2008-03-14 03:46:57 PM
I got the shiat kicked outa' me in wisconsin.
 
2008-03-14 03:49:18 PM
ah, i love wisconsin.

yeah it's been a really long winter, and it drove a lot of people crazy
 
2008-03-14 03:58:40 PM
Farkin' 'sconnies.

/sconnie
 
2008-03-14 04:02:10 PM
fatimcgee: Blame it on the beer...

Nah, he did it for the money. (Which he needed to buy beer.)
 
2008-03-14 04:02:17 PM
Were they these 'sconnies?

bp3.blogger.com

If so, they should be paid, not fined.
 
2008-03-14 04:03:10 PM
Ah yea, Midwestern winters....

Nothing says, "I gotta do something to relieve this friggen boredom..." like a brisk jaunt across the lake.

/I miss the UP...
 
2008-03-14 04:04:37 PM
RiverKing: I got the shiat kicked outa' me in wisconsin.

I seldom wear underwear, and when I do, it's something... unusual.
 
2008-03-14 04:05:34 PM
My home town. Brings a tear to my eye.
 
2008-03-14 04:13:08 PM
I read the RTFA, fully expecting to see the words, "Hash House Harriers." I was oddly disappointed.
 
2008-03-14 04:13:48 PM
Also, I'm redundant. And I say things repeatedly.
 
2008-03-14 04:21:24 PM
Well, it's off to a late start, hang in there it will happen.

See, by this time in Wisconsin usually there's at least one corpse per county unaccounted for due to wandering drunk or sober on the ice. The floaters return to the surface around late March when they get warm enough to bloat and are usually identified. Some stay down there for 5 months if there isn't much carp.

THIS year, it was so damn cold, and the snow so deep, and the ice so thick people didn't get out on the ice, and didn't fall through when they did.

/Crosses fingers for a "went missing after St.Patrick party" sob story on Monday.
 
2008-03-14 04:40:45 PM
i don't understand, i came to read about wisconsin but there's not a crumb of cheese to be found in here...
 
2008-03-14 04:42:35 PM
DaBishop: Ah yea, Midwestern winters....

Nothing says, "I gotta do something to relieve this friggen boredom..." like a brisk jaunt across the lake.

/I miss the UP...


Its been nice so far this year, just enough snow to keep it fun and only a few weeks of below zero.

Wisconsin needs its own tag.
 
2008-03-14 04:43:23 PM
I'm not sure alcohol was involved. Yea it's Wisconsin, but this did happen at 4:20...


/looking for bag of cheetos
 
2008-03-14 04:45:46 PM
I got the cabin fever bad... luckily my buddy is breaking his boat of of the cobwebs and we're headed out to the Miss. R for some walleye action this weekend
 
2008-03-14 04:51:20 PM
I never get when the police charge lewd and lascivious for merely being naked. Lewd and lascivious implies a sexual overtone. No matter what our friends in the religious right think, nudity does not equal sexuality (although it usually is a pre-requisite). The cop just wants to arrest somebody for being nude without any consideration of whether it's legal or not.

If the guy has the dough to fight it, he probably will win. Those kids in Brattleboro won their right to hang around the town square nude.

He shouldn't have to fight it though. Asshole cops shouldn't arrest people for doing legal things no matter how silly, stupid or outrageous they may be.
 
2008-03-14 05:32:14 PM
6_string_psycho: I'm not sure alcohol was involved. Yea it's Wisconsin, but this did happen at 4:20...

There is no amount of marijuana that would facilite the desire to run. Besides, this is WI we're talking about; we have a constant BAC. You need something when you live in Hell's Icebox.

/Is the best you FIBs can come up with the make fun of us is 'Sconnie?
 
2008-03-14 05:59:53 PM
Ken VeryBigLiar: /Is the best you FIBs can come up with the make fun of us is 'Sconnie?

Sconnie is actually a term that celebrates Wisconsin lifestyle (read: drinking). As far as I know all the FIBs are still calling us cheeseheads.
 
2008-03-14 06:19:25 PM
evilyoda: Sconnie is actually a term that celebrates Wisconsin lifestyle (read: drinking). As far as I know all the FIBs are still calling us cheeseheads.

So far as I know, we cheeseheads call ourselves cheeseheads.
 
2008-03-14 06:58:47 PM
ON-ON!
 
2008-03-14 07:09:17 PM
It's so nice out in Milwaukee right now! I love how the first time it hits 40 degrees we're all feeling like summer just hit.
 
2008-03-15 02:51:10 PM
Here in Madison its about 41-this winter has been so cold that 41 felt hot, and I turned the A/C in the car on for a minute or two
 
2008-03-15 09:52:44 PM
The bet was with his dad, this was a third generation thing
 
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