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(Some Guy)   The 15 hottest dads on TV include an ex heroin junkie, a guy who killed his wife, and, most offensively, someone from "Private Practice"   (buddytv.com) divider line 37
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2008-03-14 02:23:27 PM  
Helo, BSG
Jack Bauer, 24
Sam Bennett, Private Practice
Michael Bluth, Arrested Development
Seeley Booth, Bones
Lincoln, Prison Break
Sandy Cohen, The OC
Joe Dubois, Medium
Christopher Hayden, Gilmore Girls
Rufus Humphrey, Gossip Girl
Tom Scavo, Desperate Housewives
Nathan Scott, One Tree Hill
Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights
Michael Vaughn, Alias
John Winchester, Supernatural


What a farking shiatty list. I'm glad they gave Michael Bluth and Sandy Cohen the place they deserve, but where's HRG from Heroes, or Johnston from Jericho, for example?

Fark, proving internet lists are retarded since 2000.
 
2008-03-14 03:09:13 PM  
The list should have included:
Vic Mackey
Christian Troy
Jim Brass
Carl Hickey
 
2008-03-14 04:06:49 PM  
They had me at Jack Bauer. It's just some weakness I have. When he says "you've got to trust me", I just melt. So yeah, I melt quite often.
 
2008-03-14 04:16:35 PM  
Let's kick this off right:

"Am I the only one that hasn't seen ANY of these shows?"
 
2008-03-14 04:17:26 PM  
BuddyTV?

www.nndb.com
 
2008-03-14 04:18:28 PM  
Tatsuma: Helo, BSG
Jack Bauer, 24
Sam Bennett, Private Practice
Michael Bluth, Arrested Development
Seeley Booth, Bones
Lincoln, Prison Break
Sandy Cohen, The OC
Joe Dubois, Medium
Christopher Hayden, Gilmore Girls
Rufus Humphrey, Gossip Girl
Tom Scavo, Desperate Housewives
Nathan Scott, One Tree Hill
Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights
Michael Vaughn, Alias
John Winchester, Supernatural


What a farking shiatty list. I'm glad they gave Michael Bluth and Sandy Cohen the place they deserve, but where's HRG from Heroes, or Johnston from Jericho, for example?

Fark, proving internet lists are retarded since 2000.


Aside from teh first episode of 24, and then half of the second episode, i can proudly say i haven't seen any of those other shows.

/my cable channels, let me show you it
 
2008-03-14 04:19:32 PM  
Tatsuma: Fark, proving internet lists are retarded since 2000.

You forgot to mention that the list is sorted by names, not hotness.
 
2008-03-14 04:21:40 PM  
No Seth Bullock? Fie on this list.

/Also, no Frank from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
 
2008-03-14 04:22:02 PM  
Seriously, WTF? After reading half the overly long, ridiculous intro, then discovering I was going to have to click thru 15 pages of BS, I just closed the window...
 
2008-03-14 04:22:05 PM  
Another 1-per-page countdown list? Fark you, subby.
 
2008-03-14 04:25:23 PM  
No Major Dad? No Danny Tanner? This list is crap.

Who is the hottest mom on TV? Reba?

/sorry
 
2008-03-14 04:30:17 PM  
Since all the farkers do it for the hot women lists, here's a farkett's perspective...

Helo, BSG - no
Jack Bauer, 24 - HELL YES
Sam Bennett, Private Practice - Probably, why not
Michael Bluth, Arrested Development - Definitely, and I would not fake being blind to do so either
Seeley Booth, Bones - Repeatedly, angry god, etc
Lincoln, Prison Break - yes
Sandy Cohen, The OC - yes
Joe Dubois, Medium - Ew, no, sharp knees, etc
Christopher Hayden, Gilmore Girls - who?
Rufus Humphrey, Gossip Girl - See previous comment
Tom Scavo, Desperate Housewives - again, who?
Nathan Scott, One Tree Hill - stop with these crap shows
Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights - no
Michael Vaughn, Alias - More times than he was shot with an automatic weapon
John Winchester, Supernatural - who now?

Tatsuma:
where's HRG from Heroes, or Johnston from Jericho, for example

As they are fabulous dads, they are not farkable in the least.

/Do agree with christian troy, but he'd have to suit up in triplicate before I touch that thing
//I'll be in my bunk
 
2008-03-14 04:30:47 PM  
Who the fark cares either way.

seattlepi.nwsource.com



www.littlealbatross.com
 
2008-03-14 04:30:50 PM  
ex heroin junkie, submitter. WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

Damn, Sutherland aged a lot in 7 years. I need to lay off the hooch.
 
2008-03-14 04:36:27 PM  
How about Dexter? He was a Dad of sorts.
 
2008-03-14 04:47:04 PM  
There are only 2 "HELL YES!" on that list.

Michael Bluth and Sandy Cohen. I would take them in a threeway even.
 
2008-03-14 04:49:20 PM  
ksatori: Tatsuma: where's HRG from Heroes, or Johnston from Jericho, for example

As they are fabulous dads, they are not farkable in the least.



Oh, so sadly mistaken. HRG is infinately farkable.

/Would let him do so many nasty things to me.
//Has daddy issues.
 
2008-03-14 04:52:11 PM  
pointlessbanter.net

I'm not really in a position to judge, but I wonder why this list stops at about 2003.
 
2008-03-14 04:57:52 PM  
bestuff.com

Demands a recount
 
2008-03-14 05:04:58 PM  
I prefer the Chief from BSG over Helo. That guy from Weeds and the guy from Alias are hot. Can we add future dads? I say Jin from Lost.
 
2008-03-14 05:07:27 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: How about Dexter? He was a Dad of sorts.

Came here to say this. Granted, he's FAKING it, but he should still be up there.
 
2008-03-14 05:09:05 PM  
What, no David Duchovny (sp?) from "Californication"?

/ducks
 
2008-03-14 05:10:36 PM  
Vaughn? A thousand times, yes!
Christopher from Gilmore Girls? Absolutely.


/Can I have them both together?
 
2008-03-14 05:19:30 PM  
GoodyearPimp: Let's kick this off right:

"Am I the only one that hasn't seen ANY of these shows?"



/here
 
2008-03-14 05:22:23 PM  
Ragin' Asian: No Seth Bullock? Fie on this list.

No shiat. This motherfarking list is motherfarking worthless.
 
2008-03-14 05:33:57 PM  
What about Stabler from L&O: SVU?
 
2008-03-14 05:40:31 PM  
um. that dude from the oc = not hawt.
 
2008-03-14 06:35:18 PM  
Zombie Eater
Another 1-per-page countdown list? Fark you, subby.

Seconded.


/there's no understanding the alchemical process that makes some submissions go 'green'...
 
2008-03-14 08:35:31 PM  
GoodyearPimp: Let's kick this off right:

"Am I the only one that hasn't seen ANY of these shows?"


Nope. Though I saw David Boreanaz in Angel, and, since he was a dad in that show, I'll go along with the Seeley Booth choice.
 
2008-03-14 09:14:25 PM  
Tatsuma:
What a farking shiatty list. I'm glad they gave Michael Bluth and Sandy Cohen the place they deserve, but where's HRG from Heroes, or Johnston from Jericho, for example?

Fark, proving internet lists are retarded since 2000.


You think Gerald McRaney is hot? Interesting! I'm not jabbing ya, I never really thought of him as hot, ruggedly handsome sure, but not hot, mostly because he reminds me too much of my dad. But I do agree with you on HRG! RAWR!!
 
2008-03-14 09:31:11 PM  
How come nobody's mentioned Mr. Traeger from Kyle XY? As a straight man, I must admit he is a handsome dude, and definitely deserving of the PILF reference Hilary made a few episodes ago (Professor I'd Like to fark). I'm only 26, and I would strangle at least 4 random Farkers with my bare hands just to look as good as he does when I'm his age.
 
2008-03-14 10:53:10 PM  
Seconding HRG from Heroes.

/rrrowrrl!
//he and the Haitian could tagteam
 
2008-03-14 11:48:13 PM  
I'm kinda into the dad on Drake and Joshiathink it's the whole weatherman fantasy I got going on now.
 
2008-03-15 01:28:00 AM  
I don't care if he's on a show like Private Practice, Taye Diggs is HOT.
 
2008-03-15 01:33:10 AM  
Tom_Slick: The list should have included:
Vic Mackey
Christian Troy
Jim Brass
Carl Hickey


Oh yeah! He could spank me any day!


Hey, us older women like it too ;)
 
2008-03-16 02:38:08 AM  
Psychette

HRG is infinitely farkable.

/Would let him do so many nasty things to me.
//Has daddy issues.

Seconded (or thirded...or whatever). Throw in a little Nathan Petrelli and that is one hell of a threesome....

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2008-03-17 10:14:51 PM  
Fark U: Aside from teh first episode of 24, and then half of the second episode, i can proudly say i haven't seen any of those other shows.

I am actually happy about this list, because, simply, I don't watch any of these shows and couldn't care less about them.

They are all dramas, soap opera level crap.
 
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