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(Some Guy)   Man tries to snatch 83-year-old woman's purse at a gas station. That is until she grabbed the gas nozzle and started squirting him with gasoline   (kob.com) divider line 69
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2008-03-13 10:33:38 PM  
Pfffft, video or it didn't happen. Where's the security camera footage?
 
2008-03-13 10:45:07 PM  
Usually those don't turn on unless you pay. She got lucky!
 
2008-03-13 10:45:11 PM  
It would probably have been cheaper to just let him have the purse.
 
2008-03-13 10:45:19 PM  
I have some videos of hard core grannies, but nothing like this.
 
2008-03-13 10:45:22 PM  
He tried to grab an 83 year old woman's snatch? Huh?
 
2008-03-13 10:45:28 PM  
Mmm... I loves me an 83 year old snatch...

/wait,
//what?
 
2008-03-13 10:45:47 PM  
how do i upload a picture onto the comments?
 
2008-03-13 10:45:54 PM  
Ethyl, is that you?
 
2008-03-13 10:45:58 PM  
I'M FIRING MEH GASOLINE!


/got nothin'
 
2008-03-13 10:46:10 PM  
I hate you Wild EEP
 
2008-03-13 10:46:31 PM  
If only he was a smoker.
 
2008-03-13 10:46:44 PM  
Freak gasoline fight accident waiting to happen?
 
2008-03-13 10:47:08 PM  
DonkeyDixon

bwah ha!
 
2008-03-13 10:47:35 PM  
thectpaohscva: how do i upload a picture onto the comments?

Get some tape.
 
2008-03-13 10:47:45 PM  
Someone wanna post Patrick Sway-zay from Point Break?
 
2008-03-13 10:48:10 PM  
...until he started dancing and singing "Maniac."
 
2008-03-13 10:48:53 PM  
thectpaohscva: how do i upload a picture onto the comments?

Just strap 30 POUNDS OF COCAINE to your leg. Works every time.
 
2008-03-13 10:48:58 PM  
img217.imageshack.us

My thoughts exactly!
 
2008-03-13 10:49:55 PM  
danar75: ...until he started dancing and singing "Maniac."

Nice.

/did you eat paint chips?
 
2008-03-13 10:50:07 PM  
From the picture where she looks somewhat happy, to the video on the side where she's frowning, I could only think...

"Carmen Sandiego...IN JAIL."
 
2008-03-13 10:50:45 PM  
www.davidjanes.com

/So obligatory it HURTS
 
2008-03-13 10:51:50 PM  
Words you never want to see together in a headline:

83-year-old, snatch, grabbed, nozzle, squirting, man

/go go granny
 
2008-03-13 10:51:52 PM  
thectpaohscva: how do i upload a picture onto the comments?

Load it onto a photo hosting site, such as photobucket (new window). Accounts are free and easy to make. Then, click on the "IMG Code" box, and paste into the window here. Don't forget to preview before posting.
 
2008-03-13 10:52:05 PM  
It really burns me when people use dangerous chemicals inappropriately.
 
2008-03-13 10:54:35 PM  
Raptor Jesus: thectpaohscva: how do i upload a picture onto the comments?

Load it onto a photo hosting site, such as photobucket (new window). Accounts are free and easy to make. Then, click on the "IMG Code" box, and paste into the window here. Don't forget to preview before posting.


thanks raptor
 
2008-03-13 10:54:48 PM  
You go girl!! Can I loan you a match?
 
2008-03-13 10:59:49 PM  
thectpaohscva:
how do i upload a picture onto the comments?

Check About/FArQ
 
2008-03-13 11:00:19 PM  
Grandma lit up a Lucky Strike and let him have the match...
 
2008-03-13 11:00:32 PM  
ericbo84: Words you never want to see together in a headline:

83-year-old, snatch, grabbed, nozzle, squirting, man

/go go granny


This is so full of winnage. You can has 1 free interweb, sir.
 
2008-03-13 11:01:32 PM  
"And I learned that models can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
 
F42
2008-03-13 11:07:49 PM  
A man tried to steal my grandmas' purse once, she knocked him out with it :D

My granny was hardcore.
 
2008-03-13 11:08:14 PM  
ericbo84: Words you never want to see together in a headline:

83-year-old, snatch, grabbed, nozzle, squirting, man

/go go granny


"Man tries to grab 83-year-old woman's snatch at a gas station. Until his nozzle started squirting her..."

...I wish I could un-think that.
 
2008-03-13 11:08:38 PM  
"Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go!!!!"
 
2008-03-13 11:09:59 PM  
rustik: It would probably have been cheaper to just let him have the purse.

No kidding. Just to get him slightly damp with gas would probably cost more than the 600 pennies she probably had in there...

/she was waiting to count them out in line at the grocery store
 
2008-03-13 11:10:28 PM  
rustik: It would probably have been cheaper to just let him have the purse.

My thoughts exactly.
 
2008-03-13 11:12:10 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/obscure?
 
2008-03-13 11:16:47 PM  
Actually, considering that they're gonna stick this piece of ambulatory dung into the hoosegow, at an arbitrarily-manufactured figure of 40k a year to feed and house him and let him hone his crime skills - between anal rape and mealtime - I'd say it's a no win.

You know all those cultures who have Draconian deterrants like chopping off your hand, shooting you in the face or removing your entire DNA stream from the planet?

Boy, they sure are dumb.

/whistles innocently
 
2008-03-13 11:17:01 PM  
Coward. Take your squirting from granny and like it.

/I threw up a lil in my mouth just now.
 
2008-03-13 11:17:18 PM  
hprotagonist, that was a terrible movie!! Bleech!!
 
2008-03-13 11:19:00 PM  
Love New Mexico and all it's eccentric individuals. Just goes to show ya, don't fark with the abuela's. They, and Guadalupe rule.
 
2008-03-13 11:20:46 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache Thats the pic I came here for.
 
2008-03-13 11:30:05 PM  
Wild EEP: hprotagonist, that was a terrible movie!! Bleech!!

what? that movie was genius! They pulled off a comedic drama about glam street punks, kidnapping, gas fires, and baseball!
 
2008-03-13 11:32:15 PM  
Zoolander?
 
2008-03-13 11:33:38 PM  
83 year old great grandmother... so even if her oldest great grandchild is 0, the average age the women in this family have kids is no more than 21. Sorry, but 21 is too young to have kids. I suspect that the age for some of the women in this family is even lower, like 16 or 17. Crazy.
 
2008-03-13 11:39:10 PM  
Begoggle: Sorry, but 21 is too young to have kids.

Yeah. You're right. They're still precious snowflakes and tax-return dependents now, until they're 30.

College=daycare
 
2008-03-13 11:46:25 PM  
Begoggle
83 year old great grandmother... so even if her oldest great grandchild is 0, the average age the women in this family have kids is no more than 21

Ahem, by your math she's about to become great great grandmother at 83..
21 mother
42 grandmother
63 great grandmother
 
2008-03-13 11:47:14 PM  
buzzvert: Begoggle: Sorry, but 21 is too young to have kids.

Yeah. You're right. They're still precious snowflakes and tax-return dependents now, until they're 30.

College=daycare


I don't know what you're on about, but there aren't too many 21 year olds with children in college.
 
2008-03-13 11:49:10 PM  
The Voice of Doom: Begoggle
83 year old great grandmother... so even if her oldest great grandchild is 0, the average age the women in this family have kids is no more than 21

Ahem, by your math she's about to become great great grandmother at 83..
21 mother
42 grandmother
63 great grandmother


Get out of here with your fancy mathematics.
 
2008-03-13 11:53:05 PM  
i'd rather purse snatches than snatch purses

got to have me some of that gray beaver
 
2008-03-13 11:56:03 PM  
I was hoping for a match...
 
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