"Eat what?!"

Eating poo poo?

Right. You fail.

What would some of the job titles in the "ejaculation industry" be?

Cum Technician?
Jism Engineer?
Load Analyst?
Wad Processer?
Semen Administrator?
Spoo Assistant?

It's Official. Japan is super-happy crazy, 100%!

So you have to be willing to eat feces to be a japanes porn star?

Right. I fail.

Perversion surrenders.

This is like the second time a reporter for this rag has actually partaken in the offerings as part of the assignment. I wonder if he gets to put that on his expense claims.

"What about eating feces?"

"Eating what?"

"Right, you fail."

I suddenly find myself unable to comment on this.

at first i thought my tentacles were a tragic birth defect.. now they may well be my saving grace! guys, i' ma shoo-in!

heh heh.... sounds like this is a rung or two down from Vivid Video.

although I would have failed at the first question

"What about things like S&M, fatties, old women or irregular types of love games? Can you do them?"


no fatties, no oldies, and I wouldn't going NEAR anything that the Japanese call irregular.

This is, without a doubt, the single funniest thing I have read all month. Thank you.

In Japan:

5"+?

"Ooh! You pr0n Star!"

"Bet you say that to all the otoko, baby."

Okay, lets get some honesty in here people. Does ANYONE here enjoy pr0n with feces? Does anyone utilize feces in a sexual way in the privacy of their own home (or in a public area when no one's around)? My guess is no. It really makes me wonder just WHO is buying this shiat (no pun) from Japan?

I think it must be those fat guys that we always see statues of....

eating poo? healthiness surrenders.

I read that article twice and I still don't know what the hell their talking about.

All work and no fore-play make Jack-off a dull boy...

oh...and need I remind you, the first rule of Bukake Klub is, well, you know...

"I can go for an hour at a time. And I have done it as many as 11 times in the same day."
Dang, is there any skin left on it?

I don't care waht the fringe benefits of the job are, if it involves eating feces, you can count me out.

Didja check out the links to the side?
"Painful pearl procedure leaves peckers perky"
I'm not sure I want to even know what thats about....

Okay, just one obligatorycomment:

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

More proof of the need for a "Japan" tag.

Or "Feces".

Boss: "What about eating feces?"

Me: "Uh, what about it?"

Boss: "Right, you fail."

Me: "Ungh... hmpf... ahhh.
Let's see how YOU like it!"

Sploitch!

"It's a fairly accurate indication of what it takes to get into the porn industry, according to Magnum Hokujo, one of the most famous thespians of the flesh in the Kansai Region."

And "Thespians of the Flesh" is the most kickass potential band name I've heard all day.

Look at the bright side - at least they're letting you know in advance that the boss is going to tell you to eat shiat on a regular basis. All ya can ever ask of an employeer is to be upfront, I guess.

TETSUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"We've replaced Lei Shung's feces with Folger's crystals. Let's see if he notices."

LadyLazaruss:
It is referring to a procedure where small silicone spheres are inserted under the skin of the male member. It is supposed to be more pleasurable for females.

What about the size of these dudes schlong?
From the pr0n iv'e seen they don't seem to think it's very important.

Go happy super cocktail-wiener power 100%!

Shyzer!

I was going to comment on:

"What about eating feces?"

"Eating what?"

"Right, you fail."

but I see that it's already been done.

Plus, I think that it just speaks for itself, don't you? What else can be said about feces eating? Mmmmm, peanuts or something like that?

Those wacky Japanese business men!

Obvious bad joke alert:

Q: What is a Japanes porn actress's favorite holiday?

A: Erection Day!


Hello, Hell? I'm calling to confirm my reservation.

Steelwelder--
Why don't they just use those bumpy "french tickler" condoms like everyone else???? The things we do for mates, ay?
LL

BTW, Invader Zim rulz. "You have not SEEEEEEN such tacos as I will give you!!!"

How on earth could the japanese workaholics of the world ever find the time to watch fecal-freak porn when they're too busy reading their dick-girl rape comics?

who the fvck wrote that story and how was it ever considered newsworthy.


mmmmmmmmnnnn i mean urrhhh feaces sick

Can someone tell me what bukkake is?

LadyLazaruss:
Supposedly they are "ever so much more so" than the french tickler condoms. I had a friend who had this done, he said he got a mixed reaction from women. If I ever get another body mod, that will probably be it. The concern is that those balls have a tendency to migrate, one then ends up with a lumpy ridge around the base of ones unit.

I have a friend who has the mentality and attention span of Grrr, she is a riot! "Whyyyyy is his head so big? Why IS his head so big?"

FlootieFlake:

It's basically a circle jerk with a girl in the middle of it. Lots of spew, one face...

sounds like fun

11-05-02 04:26:07 PM LandoGriffin
How on earth could the japanese workaholics of the world ever find the time to watch fecal-freak porn when they're too busy reading their dick-girl rape comics?


The efficiency of the Japanese will never be fully understood by us lazy Americans ;-)

So, not securing a job that might entail eating feces is "failing". Ooooooooookey dokie.

My career ambition to be "Super Long Time Japanese Pr0n Stud Man Star Sucky Farky" needs some serious reconsideration...

I'm such a loser. All this ambition gone to waste. All my waste down the toilet, er, when it could, um, be...

As usual, I got nuthin'...

/Culturally naive but perpetually horny

"In the first stage, we've had three guys score As and two score Bs, while another 4 customers were C-grade, 10 got Ds and one was even bad enough to get an E."

So, even in Japan, they don't give out F's. It must lower the John's self esteem.

Link on the page: Porno stud explodes into gals' hearts

Either he is aiming wrong, or he's Hung Wel. I think all male Japanese pr0n stars should be named Hung Wel.

TwistedIvory: This whole feces-eating thing, and the bukkake for which Japan's notorious. . . well, let's just hope the two are never combined.

I'm sure it already has.

Steelwelder--
Well, um... good luck on that one. Hope it pans out for ya. If nothing else you'll get points for going pretty far to get your woman off! :)

Grrr definitely is the coolest. I know a couple people like him but its usually drug induced.

As Grandpa said: Don't sweat the petty things and never pet sweaty things.