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(Daily Mail)   Botox turning Nicole Kidman into Bat Face, mother of Bat Boy, according to expert. Includes uncanny pics proving his seemingly outrageous assertions   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 184
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2008-03-13 11:53:47 AM  
She used to be super-hot. Damn you Botox™!
 
2008-03-13 11:54:28 AM  
Really? Nicole Kidman is hideously deformed batgirl based on that pic? There are much worse attrocities of the knife out there, joan rivers, michael jackson, cher, star jones.

It that is deformed Ill guess she will need some fugly farker to go comfort her.

/dibs
 
2008-03-13 11:55:03 AM  
Wait.. which image is of the bat?
 
2008-03-13 11:55:03 AM  
What a fox!
 
2008-03-13 11:55:10 AM  
Meh. I'd still hit it.
/hot beef injection FTW!
 
2008-03-13 11:55:36 AM  
why is this on main page?
 
2008-03-13 11:55:43 AM  
I blame Tom Cruise.
 
2008-03-13 11:56:04 AM  
Damn.

Will you ladies stop it already with the Botox and most plastic surgery?? (except for boob jobs...stay the course on those)
 
2008-03-13 11:56:07 AM  
Her ass was mighty fine in that movie where she was the mail order bride scam artist. Just flip her over.
 
2008-03-13 11:56:22 AM  
Marquis de Sod: What a fox!

I see what you did there.
 
2008-03-13 11:56:38 AM  
She may look like a bat, but I bet she doesn't eat moths.
 
2008-03-13 11:56:43 AM  
And here I thought injecting one of the most poisonous naturally occurring substances in the world directly into your face could produce nothing but win.
 
2008-03-13 11:56:53 AM  
I love how they have a comparison pic of what she looked like when she was 24.

That's like 20 years ago. Get a grip, people age.
 
2008-03-13 11:57:15 AM  
As I'm typing this post, there is a botox ad on the right side of the Fark page... awesome.
 
2008-03-13 11:57:18 AM  
Ninja_Pancakes: I blame Tom Cruise.

Don't be glib.
 
2008-03-13 11:57:22 AM  
I understand how her face looks unnatural. But HOW do they think it looks like a bat?
 
2008-03-13 11:57:26 AM  
Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction
My confidence is leaving me on my own
No one can save me and you know I enjoy the attention
 
2008-03-13 11:57:40 AM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-13 11:57:53 AM  
Mugato: And here I thought injecting one of the most poisonous naturally occurring substances in the world directly into your face could produce nothing but win.

It does...
We now have a bat girl...
 
2008-03-13 11:58:20 AM  
When will women understand that they are hotter natural, with not too much makeup, and that surgery just makes them uglier?
 
2008-03-13 11:58:43 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Her ass was mighty fine in that movie where she was the mail order bride scam artist. Just flip her over.

Yeah, it was most delicious in The Others too.
/Nicole Kidman is HOT
 
2008-03-13 11:58:52 AM  
I wonder if they know what Botox is actually made of...
 
2008-03-13 11:59:03 AM  
debug: I love how they have a comparison pic of what she looked like when she was 24.

That's like 20 years ago. Get a grip, people age.


Yeah, but they normally don't age into a frozen rictus grin.
 
2008-03-13 11:59:04 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

I cry bullsh*t. She looks tasty fine in that pic. Besides, most farkers are interested in the end without lipstick.
 
2008-03-13 11:59:42 AM  
I still love her so

/sigh
 
2008-03-13 11:59:57 AM  
Tatsuma: When will women understand that they are hotter natural, with not too much makeup, and that surgery just makes them uglier?

Actually, if you turn off the light switch (and have knocked a few cold ones back), most men would not care one way or the other.
 
2008-03-13 12:00:02 PM  
Wait, she's the one on the right?
 
2008-03-13 12:00:11 PM  
I loves me some Nicole. Yay! Moar pics.
 
2008-03-13 12:00:32 PM  
logruszed: Ninja_Pancakes: I blame Tom Cruise.

Don't be glib.


FTW!
 
2008-03-13 12:00:40 PM  
This is what she gets for being a non-believer.

L. Ron Hubbard, I salute you
 
2008-03-13 12:00:56 PM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: I cry bullsh*t. She looks tasty fine in that pic. Besides, most farkers are interested in the end without lipstick.

Actually I like to put lipstick on those lips too.
/It's like making out...but better
 
2008-03-13 12:01:04 PM  
K3rmy: Actually, if you turn off the light switch (and have knocked a few cold ones back), most men would not care one way or the other.

That's true too, but when you take them out for a nice meal, you can't ask the restaurant to shut the lights
 
2008-03-13 12:01:43 PM  
I was expecting something scary, she looks fine in that picture. Bat? WTF are they talking about?
 
2008-03-13 12:02:08 PM  
Am I the only one who likes the current picture better then the 24 picture?

/I must have a really special fetish
 
2008-03-13 12:02:49 PM  
NICOLE KIDMAN THREAD!!!

i234.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-13 12:03:07 PM  
What's it like to be a bat?

/Obscure
 
2008-03-13 12:04:25 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-03-13 12:04:31 PM  
I love Nicole Kidman
 
2008-03-13 12:04:54 PM  
Don't make me do this alone, Farkers!

i247.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-13 12:05:08 PM  
Nicole Kidman is a masterpiece
 
2008-03-13 12:05:24 PM  
She was is and always will be smokin hot. Article writer is a douche
 
2008-03-13 12:05:51 PM  
Tatsuma: When will women understand that they are hotter natural, with not too much makeup, and that surgery just makes them uglier?

So wrong.

Most surgery goes unnoticed because it works. Everyone just focuses on the fail.
 
2008-03-13 12:05:55 PM  
www.fresnobeehive.com

Even her husband can't look at her face.
 
2008-03-13 12:05:55 PM  
klymen: I love Nicole Kidman

NO! I do! Leave Nicole alone!

/Nicole, did you get the ear I sent you in the mail?
 
2008-03-13 12:06:51 PM  
Ninja_Pancakes: I blame Tom Cruise.

Actually, I doubt Tom much cared what Nicole looked like.
 
2008-03-13 12:07:14 PM  
lilygirl: Holy shiat! WTF?!

this
 
2008-03-13 12:07:44 PM  
users.teol.net

"Suprise Butsecks!" ?
 
2008-03-13 12:07:52 PM  
impaler: So wrong.

I'm fairly sure I've got most male farkers on my side when I say that surgeries are unnecessary on 99.8% of women
 
2008-03-13 12:09:47 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-13 12:09:58 PM  
Screw Nicole Kidman.

This thread makes me wonder how genetically similar we are to Bats!
 
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