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(efluxmedia.com)   Patrick Swayze's mother says, "He doesn't deserve it," unlike other cancer patients who do deserve it   (efluxmedia.com) divider line 76
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2008-03-13 11:13:45 AM
Well, smokers deserve it.
 
2008-03-13 11:32:10 AM
Everyone says that when the get cancer. When I was a 21 year old college student who got cancer, everyone said that to me.

NO ONE deserves cancer.

It's just something you say, like "I'm so sorry" when someone dies.
 
2008-03-13 11:34:42 AM
The guy was a movie superstar, made millions of dollars and did what he wanted, when he wanted.

Offer his life to people on the street, and tell them they're going to have to live his life, but eventually die of cancer. Most people would jump at the chance.

So, mom, celebrate how great his life was, death is something everyone goes through, and it shouldn't be the focus
 
2008-03-13 11:57:16 AM
Jesus. Even I wouldn't run with that kind of headline, and I'm pure evil.
 
2008-03-13 11:57:17 AM
Patrick Swayze's mother has obviously never seen Black Dog.
 
2008-03-13 12:00:14 PM
Subby's a jerk. Swayze's mother might be stating the obvious, but there's no implication in anything she said that other people deserve it but her not her son. She's understandably upset. No need for a snarky headline.
 
2008-03-13 12:04:07 PM
Well, smokers deserve it.

Well done.
 
2008-03-13 12:05:17 PM
Speedofdarkness: Patrick Swayze's mother has obviously never seen Black Dog.

On the other hand, I don't recall any other cancer victims who starred in Road House.

Maybe they do deserve it.
 
2008-03-13 12:27:50 PM
He was a pedophile.
 
2008-03-13 12:35:42 PM
Holier-than-thou types deserve cancer.
 
2008-03-13 12:36:15 PM
what_now: When I was a 21 year old college student who got cancer, everyone said that to me.

Wow, I didn't know that. I'm glad you made it!

I, on the other hand, probably deserved my oral cancer, even though I didn't smoke or dip. I had an mean mouth.

Tatsuma: death is something everyone goes through
 
2008-03-13 12:37:09 PM
Tatsuma: death is something everyone goes through

Oops, I meant to say that this was the realization I came to during my cancer treatments. There's no point in being angry or bitter.
 
2008-03-13 12:38:39 PM
Well, he is famous, and I will always have soft spot for him in my heart because of "Dirty Dancing".
 
2008-03-13 12:39:26 PM
palladiate: Oops, I meant to say that this was the realization I came to during my cancer treatments. There's no point in being angry or bitter.

Exactly

And you probably enjoy life today much more than you did in the past. Nothing like dancing with death to make you realize how much life is enjoyable
 
2008-03-13 12:39:47 PM
palladiate: Wow, I didn't know that. I'm glad you made it!

Thanks. I thought I had mentioned to you to try and boost your spirits in a cancer thread. I had thyroid cancer, got half of it removed, am fine.

I hope you have the same success!
 
2008-03-13 12:40:23 PM
Tatsuma: And you probably enjoy life today much more than you did in the past. Nothing like dancing with death to make you realize how much life is enjoyable

Yup.
 
2008-03-13 12:44:16 PM
Just remember, Jesus hates losers.
If you win, Jesus loves you.
If you lose, Jesus obviously hates you.
 
2008-03-13 12:53:50 PM
anal brazil men: Speedofdarkness: Patrick Swayze's mother has obviously never seen Black Dog.

On the other hand, I don't recall any other cancer victims who starred in Road House.

Maybe they do deserve it.


Jeff Healy, the blind guitarist in Road House died of cancer last week.
 
2008-03-13 12:58:18 PM
dillenger69: Just remember, Jesus hates losers.
If you win, Jesus loves you.
If you lose, Jesus obviously hates you.


Every year, I wait for somebody from the losing Super Bowl team to blame God for liking the other team better.
 
2008-03-13 01:07:32 PM
Tatsuma: And you probably enjoy life today much more than you did in the past. Nothing like dancing with death to make you realize how much life is enjoyable

You are not your bowel cancer.
 
2008-03-13 01:15:55 PM
Weaver95: You are not your bowel cancer.

You are Jack's bowel cancer.
 
2008-03-13 01:21:36 PM
ThatGuyGreg: Weaver95: You are not your bowel cancer.

You are Jack's bowel cancer.


I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
 
2008-03-13 01:21:54 PM
Headline's not funny, and the story's not interesting. Why is this green?
 
2008-03-13 01:49:28 PM
Weaver95: ThatGuyGreg: Weaver95: You are not your bowel cancer.

You are Jack's bowel cancer.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


Who is Jack?
 
2008-03-13 01:54:44 PM
2wolves: Who is Jack?

*EPIC COCKPUNCH*
 
2008-03-13 02:10:33 PM
2wolves: Weaver95: ThatGuyGreg: Weaver95: You are not your bowel cancer.

You are Jack's bowel cancer.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Who is Jack?


You can turn in your TF and man card right now!
 
2008-03-13 02:37:59 PM
Patrick Swayze's mother is a f*cking biatch and I hope she gets cancer and dies in a fire.
 
2008-03-13 02:38:40 PM
I'm a girl and even Id know who Jack is...
 
2008-03-13 02:39:28 PM
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2008-03-13 02:39:41 PM
No! Why not me? I've had a great life and a lot of blessings from God, but why am I any different from anyone else?'

Dan Quisenberry (1953 - 1998)
 
2008-03-13 02:40:25 PM
filth: Headline's not funny, and the story's not interesting. Why is this green?

Swayze or Spitzer = greenlight.

If I could just find a story that combines the two...
 
2008-03-13 02:41:04 PM
I've heard he is looking to have the time of his life.
No, He's never felt like this before.
Yes I swear it's the truth and he owes it all to cancer.
 
2008-03-13 02:43:59 PM
Those with uterine cancer from HPV deserve it too. They shouldn'ta had sex without being married.
 
2008-03-13 02:46:22 PM
I wanted to punish him for making terrible movies, but I just wanted to injure him slightly, not this.
 
2008-03-13 02:51:10 PM
Subby is an asshole. Of course a mom is going to say something like that. Say what you want about celebs and Hollywood, but god damn, he is still a human being.
 
2008-03-13 02:51:43 PM
GWLush: He was a pedophile.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
 
2008-03-13 02:53:27 PM
I see no reason to mock a mother that will in all likelihood outlive her child
 
2008-03-13 02:56:44 PM
Tatsuma: Nothing like dancing with death to make you realize how much life is enjoyable

That is 100% true.

what_now: I had thyroid cancer, got half of it removed, am fine.

Lost mine to radiation treatments. Life without Levothyroxine wasn't fun, as I'm sure you know. I've been clear about a year now, so here's to more!
 
2008-03-13 02:57:27 PM
eqtworld: Patrick Swayze's mother is a f*cking biatch and I hope she gets cancer and dies in a fire.

But she was so good in Swayze Dancing
 
2008-03-13 02:59:31 PM
In other news, 56 year old Patrick Swayze's mom is still alive!

Also sad that her daughter commited suicide in 1994.
 
2008-03-13 03:00:37 PM
Whamdangler: Well, smokers deserve it.

Gonna be pretty funny then when you get ass cancer then, huh?

/a-hole
 
2008-03-13 03:04:14 PM
Fark U: Gonna be pretty funny then when you get ass cancer then, huh?

/a-hole


HA :) HA

You deserve CANCER
 
2008-03-13 03:08:30 PM
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/Don't mess with the Swayze. Little retards, sure, but not the Swayze.
 
2008-03-13 03:16:47 PM
No one deserves cancer, but you're pushing the envelope if you smoke 3 packs a day.
 
2008-03-13 03:24:44 PM
Technically, no one deserves anything bad that happens. Since most people are unable to break the hold that sociocultural, socioeconomic, and psychological factors have one them. How many serious neuroscientists even consider free-will to exist?
 
2008-03-13 03:28:57 PM
Fark U: Gonna be pretty funny then when you get ass cancer then, huh?

/a-hole


That means you're smoking out of the wrong hole.
 
2008-03-13 03:29:10 PM
Suicidal Writer: How many serious neuroscientists even consider free-will to exist?

They would, but they lack the free will to do so.

/it's always 2:30 a.m. through a haze of pot smoke in a dorm lounge SOMEWHERE!
 
2008-03-13 03:58:06 PM
"NOBODY puts Baby in the corner"!

/cancer seems too light a punishment for "Dirty Dancing"
//that was wrong
///sorry
////not really...
 
2008-03-13 04:00:32 PM
Whamdangler: Well, smokers deserve it.

Trolling or not, you are an asshole. Done with Fark as of this minute. Good job.
 
2008-03-13 04:04:18 PM
msrbley: Done with Fark as of this minute. Good job.

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