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(Some Guy)   Hollywood's 10 biggest sluts. Fark: Chachi makes the list (NSFW)   (unibrow.uber.com) divider line 48
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2008-03-13 09:10:04 AM  
eeks, thanks for mentioning that the link is NSFW subby
 
2008-03-13 09:16:04 AM  
vfarker: eeks, thanks for mentioning that the link is NSFW subby

*Phew* i'm glad the link didn't open now..
 
2008-03-13 09:18:38 AM  
sparky1013: vfarker: eeks, thanks for mentioning that the link is NSFW subby

*Phew* i'm glad the link didn't open now..


opened fine for me....I'm glad none of my co-workers are here yet.
 
2008-03-13 09:24:20 AM  
wow that site sucks.
 
2008-03-13 09:24:52 AM  
Isotope: sparky1013: vfarker: eeks, thanks for mentioning that the link is NSFW subby

*Phew* i'm glad the link didn't open now..

opened fine for me....I'm glad none of my co-workers are here yet.


HA HA! The webwasher does nothing!
 
2008-03-13 09:34:40 AM  
I personally hope the subby who didn't label this NSFW and the mod who greenlighted it get venerial warts.
 
2008-03-13 09:36:08 AM  
Slutty topic.

Slutty website.
 
2008-03-13 09:36:52 AM  
That site was way better 6 months ago. Once gorillamask started linking it every day, they made you have to click for every two entries. Used to be the top 7 then click for the top 3. Then the pop-ups arrived. Sigh.
 
2008-03-13 09:37:39 AM  
yeah its a good thing no one is really here yet in my area...otherwise, cock or cooter punch to the subby for not labeling that NSFW...
 
2008-03-13 09:39:28 AM  
Lord_Dubu: I personally hope the subby who didn't label this NSFW and the mod who greenlighted it get venerial warts.

ok fine, some NSFW language, but how clean is a list about sluts supposed to be?
 
2008-03-13 09:49:52 AM  
Woh woh woh woh woh, NSFW guys.....click at your own risk.
 
2008-03-13 09:50:59 AM  
Thats like the worst site formatting ever. Bah.
 
2008-03-13 09:50:59 AM  
Men can't be sluts, silly author, submitter.
 
2008-03-13 09:54:47 AM  
Mecha Edwin: Then the pop-ups arrived.

What popups?


/adblock ftw!
 
2008-03-13 09:55:02 AM  
Can't open it at work. A list would be much appreciated.
 
2008-03-13 09:57:17 AM  
I just don't understand how they assign a number to these sluts. Is that number supposed to be the number of people they slept with? If so, I really, really doubt Lindsay Lohan has slept with more people than Pam Anderson. Or Chachi for that matter.
 
2008-03-13 09:58:18 AM  
sorry for the slip
 
2008-03-13 10:01:28 AM  
mmmm, Heather Grahm and Winona Ryder! Junior high fantasy threesome
 
2008-03-13 10:02:27 AM  
The list ...


#10 Tara Reid
#9 Heather Graham
#8 Jack Nicholson
#7 Scott Baio
#6 Winona Ryder
#5 George Clooney
#4 Pamela Anderson
#3 Lindsay Lohan
#2 Leonardo DiCaprio
#1 Paris Hilton
The site and the list FAIL.
 
2008-03-13 10:03:01 AM  
10. Tara Reid
9. Heather Graham
8. Jack Nicholson
7. Scott Baio
6. Winona Ryder
5. George Clooney
4. Pamela Anderson
3. Lindsay lohan
2. Leonardo DiCaprio
1. Paris Hilton
 
2008-03-13 10:03:59 AM  
donnyd

I just don't understand how they assign a number to these sluts. Is that number supposed to be the number of people they slept with? If so, I really, really doubt Lindsay Lohan has slept with more people than Pam Anderson. Or Chachi for that matter.

Chachi's been at it longer, don't worry, she'll catch up.

I think those are the numbers nailed, so to speak. Meh, I have friends who lost count after 100.
 
2008-03-13 10:08:49 AM  
I like how they only manage 3 names for some of these supposed sluts. OMGWTF, Winona Ryder's in her mid-thirties and she farked 3 guys! What a huer!
 
2008-03-13 10:10:46 AM  
HulkHands: wow that site sucks.

THIS

Also worthless without including Sharon Stone, who is the most notorious Mattress Back in H'wood
 
2008-03-13 10:10:55 AM  
#10 - Hell no
#9 - Yes yes yes yes and yes, a thousand times yes
#8 - blech
#7 - double blech
#6 - Yup. And I'd make her do a puppet afterwards.
#5 - Obviously not.
#4 - I'd watch her do naughty things, but wouldn't touch. Nope.
#3 - I'd rather get hit in the nuts.
#2 - He's a very pretty man, but no.
#1 - See number 3
 
2008-03-13 10:14:04 AM  
Outside of Joni, Baio had tagged every hot Hollywood blonde of the last thirty years. And are you ready for this, he supposedly porked Liza Minelli. That's worse than being forced to fark your friends fat mom because you tracked mud on her carpet.

BWAHAHAHHHAAA!! Screw you guys, that list is friggin' hilarious!
 
2008-03-13 10:19:02 AM  
calbert: ok fine, some NSFW language, but how clean is a list about sluts supposed to be?

Well, there is a difference between a list and photo evidence. And there's the cut girl with the hands painted on her rack to the right.
 
2008-03-13 10:24:27 AM  
Mugato: I like how they only manage 3 names for some of these supposed sluts. OMGWTF, Winona Ryder's in her mid-thirties and she farked 3 guys! What a huer!

Wonder if she cries out "Betelguese, Betelguese, Betelguese" while doing it?
 
2008-03-13 10:29:30 AM  
Lindsay Lohan and Shaun White !? That's a shiat load of red and freckles.
 
2008-03-13 10:36:49 AM  
#8 Jack Nicholson (Magic Number: 23)

More like 2323. He is a legend and even he refers to Warren Beatty (not on this list) as The Pro.

Yes, that site and list are garbage.
 
2008-03-13 10:37:13 AM  
I think the number means confirmed celebrities.
 
2008-03-13 10:37:53 AM  
Seriously, stop being biatches about the NSFW crap.

You are at work. If you are in an environment that you are "monitored" for what you do on the net, perhaps you should save the Farking for home time anyhow. Dumb enough to Fark at work knowing the is a montioring policy, dumb enough to expect every link to come with a PG rating, you deserve to get canned.
 
2008-03-13 10:43:20 AM  
barneyfifesbullet: More like 2323. He is a legend and even he refers to Warren Beatty (not on this list) as The Pro.

No surprise there. But what knocked me out was finding that Leslie Howard was the King of Swordsmen in Hollywood of the 30s. Even guys like Clark Gable and Errol Flynn were in awe of his ability. David Niven (whose books on Golden Era Hollywood are hilarious) says it was that whole "lost boy' thing that got the wimmens in the sack.
 
2008-03-13 10:55:13 AM  
10. Tara Reid -- Yes. I get the feeling Tara Reid is the kind of chick you could get to do pretty much ANYTHING.

9. Heather Graham -- Oh Lawd, YES.

8. Jack Nicholson -- Umm, no.

7. Scott Baio -- Sweet Jesus, no.

6. Winona Ryder -- Mmmmmm, yes. And I'd make her breakfast after, too.

5. George Clooney -- I won't go so far as to give an unqualified yes, but... I cannot tell a lie; that's a good-lookin' man.

4. Pamela Anderson -- I'd let her suck my dick, but fark her? Sir, there ain't enough rubbers in the world.

3. Lindsay Lohan -- Yes. Yes, I certainly would.

2. Leonardo DiCaprio -- Not even. If I was gonna fark a slender, sensitive guy I'd just stick with bangin' the ladies. Which works out well, actually.

1. Paris Hilton -- Good Lord, no. I don't have much in the way of standards, but they're higher than that.
 
2008-03-13 10:55:50 AM  
OldManDownDRoad: barneyfifesbullet: More like 2323. He is a legend and even he refers to Warren Beatty (not on this list) as The Pro.

But what knocked me out was finding that Leslie Howard was the King of Swordsmen in Hollywood of the 30s.


Yup, Leslie Howard, better known to most as 'Ashley! Ashley!' in Gone With The Wind had legendary appetites for women.
 
2008-03-13 11:40:18 AM  
#10 Tara Reid Nah.
#9 Heather Graham Yes, yes, 1000 times yes.
#8 Jack Nicholson No. But I would buy him a beer.
#7 Scott Baio No. But I would laugh at him.
#6 Winona Ryder Angry god, king of England.
#5 George Clooney Damn libtard.
#4 Pamela Anderson Eeeeek.
#3 Lindsay Lohan Maybe. But only 'cause I bet she's freaky in bed.
#2 Leonardo DiCaprio Looks like a girl, but has a penis. No.
#1 Paris Hilton Kill it with fire.
 
2008-03-13 11:40:59 AM  
well, at least they have some "top 10" lists that are not as boring as most

/still inaccurate
//still somewhat a waste of time
///boobies!!1!1!!!!!111
 
2008-03-13 11:49:19 AM  
That list was worthless. If youre going to give 'magic numbers', you better give the names behind them.

BTW, George Clooney is the man, and I would love #1 many times over, no matter what the rest of you Farkers say
 
2008-03-13 11:51:31 AM  
Top 10 sluts List and you guys are complaining it wasn't listed as NSFW? I think captain obvious had the day off.
 
2008-03-13 12:06:28 PM  
That list is ridiculous. No Jaleel White?

Seriously though, what about Jamie Foxxworth?
 
2008-03-13 12:12:15 PM  
Charles in Charge of Liza Minelli???
 
2008-03-13 12:51:17 PM  
mpv81: That list is ridiculous. No Jaleel White?

Seriously though, what about Jamie Foxxworth?


Who?

Jaime Foxx? Jeff Foxworthy?
 
2008-03-13 01:07:24 PM  
List is worthless without Sharon Stone. Isn't she fairly well know to have farked her way to the middle?
 
2008-03-13 01:23:22 PM  
Who's Jaimee Foxworth?

Jaimee Foxworth (a.k.a. Judy Winslow) (popshots)

That's who.
 
2008-03-13 01:25:33 PM  
Getting a kick out of the these shmoes saying who'd they bang on this list and who they wouldn't. Everyone of you would bang every one of these stars on this list (yes, even the guys) if they approched you.

Cue the pic of ugly loser who complains about sharp knees...
 
2008-03-13 01:48:11 PM  
(a.k.a. Judy Winslow)

Me thinks her Judy Winslow years is not what makes her Hawt...

Sugarwalls 29 (V) (as Crave)
My Baby Got Back 29 (2002) (V) (as Crave)
More Black Dirty Debutantes 32 (2002) (V) (as Crave)
Hot Girlz (2001) (V) (as Crave)
The Adventures of Peeping Tom 28 (2001) (V) (as Crave)
More Black Dirty Debutantes 30 (2000) (V) (as Crave)
Booty Talk 20: Super Fine Sistas! (2000) (V) (as Crave)


But I bet some of those do :)
 
2008-03-13 02:14:44 PM  
mpv81: Who's Jaimee Foxworth?

Jaimee Foxworth (a.k.a. Judy Winslow) (popshots)

That's who.


Poor kid. She got written out of the show to make room for Urkel, lost her money, got really depressed, started hitting the substances, ended up in porn, and didn't even do well then.
 
2008-03-13 04:48:16 PM  
Smotto: Getting a kick out of the these shmoes saying who'd they bang on this list and who they wouldn't. Everyone of you would bang every one of these stars on this list (yes, even the guys) if they approched you.

Cue the pic of ugly loser who complains about sharp knees...


Sorry there, chum, but I've had enough sex in my life where I can choose to be picky and my dick doesn't make all my decisions.
I'd let Clooney give me a money shot on camera before I'd put my dick anywhere near Paris Hilton.
Dumb as a stump.
Skinny like a bag of metal hangers.
Feet like a clown.
 
2008-03-13 07:01:22 PM  
mpv81
Who's Jaimee Foxworth?

Jaimee Foxworth (a.k.a. Judy Winslow) (popshots)

That's who.


FTFW: "In 2008, she was one of the celebrities appearing on VH1's reality series Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew to help combat her addiction to marijuana."

i21.photobucket.com

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?" - Cocaine Addict (Half-Baked)
 
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