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Samsaran		2008-03-13 03:12:55 AM

Prostitution should be legal, controlled, medically monitored and taxed.

Monkey's Knuckle		2008-03-13 03:14:49 AM

shinjitsuism: She looks like any other self centered, spoiled little biatch from Long Island, Staten Island and Westchester

THIS.

beanx		2008-03-13 03:15:17 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Laoise: What color does your penis turn to say she's clean? I'll watch and observe so I can scientifically document the results.

/But only if you wear the slouch hat during.

P.S: It's a scally cap damnit!

I, er ah, think you meant "scollay" cap, er ah, son.

(Named for ye olde Scollay Square in Boston - I think)

itemco16527		2008-03-13 03:16:00 AM

peachpicker: You know you'd pay $5,000 for this one:

I'd bay $5000 and shoot my entire family for that one.

Deutschland uber alles!

glenlivid		2008-03-13 03:18:57 AM

itemco16527: peachpicker: You know you'd pay $5,000 for this one:

I'd bay $5000 and shoot my entire family for that one.

Deutschland uber alles!

If by family you mean your "family seeds", then I'm right there with you. Except for the $5000 part.

itemco16527		2008-03-13 03:19:26 AM

bay =/= pay.

Monkey's Knuckle		2008-03-13 03:20:31 AM

maniacnf: aar

Jesus Christ there's nothing wrong with her nostrils, you dink! That's the epitome of the "sharp knees" kind of idiotic comment. Did you just say it to give yourself an excuse to scan the card Grandma sent you for your birthday?

suicide		2008-03-13 03:27:05 AM

for everyone saying "she's hot, but not five grand hot" or whatever, i'm thinking that the cost is more a status symbol than an indication of what he thinks her sexual services are worth. i doubt he pulled out his whore blue book, checked under the hood (heyy-ohhhh) and finagled a fair market price. obviously he has enough money for it not to be an object anymore, and the cost was probably part of the allure. aside from that, would you rather get busted for being with a $5000 piece of ass or a $50 one?

Meatzilla		2008-03-13 03:32:21 AM

suicide		2008-03-13 03:36:37 AM

atheist1295: lordargent: It takes a million dollars to do two chicks at once, so one for 4k is a steal.

Office Space is a very misleading film.
Go to Europe.
Amsterdam.
2 hot chicks (Or whatever your preference is...They have everything).
One hour.
80 Euros.

you dont give lawrence enough credit. he didnt say "it costs a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time, once." he just said he'd do two chicks at the same time. perhaps as a hobby, or an ongoing journey of personal discovery. wise is the man who carries his own opener.

Samsaran		2008-03-13 03:37:39 AM

suicide
for everyone saying "she's hot, but not five grand hot" or whatever, i'm thinking that the cost is more a status symbol than an indication of what he thinks her sexual services are worth. i doubt he pulled out his whore blue book, checked under the hood (heyy-ohhhh) and finagled a fair market price. obviously he has enough money for it not to be an object anymore, and the cost was probably part of the allure. aside from that, would you rather get busted for being with a $5000 piece of ass or a $50 one?

Ironically the high class young pussy was worth $500.00 the other $4.500.00 was for "discretion" ... unfortunately the IRS shot the discretion aspect all to hell. He should get a refund.

Gulper Eel		2008-03-13 03:42:29 AM

thistime: I just wonder if she has a voice like fran drescher. that would be disappointing.

She reminds me of the kind of girls who were (are?) dime-a-dozen at SUNY New Paltz, who bought tie-dyed shirts first time they were in town so they could be all Grateful Dead and shiat.

And you'd hear them at every bar in town:

OHMYGAWWWWWWWD, YOU'RE FROM THE FIVE TOWNS? I'M FROM THE FIVE TOWNS, OH. MY. GAWD.

The conversation did not get any deeper after that point.

suicide		2008-03-13 03:42:50 AM

Samsaran: Ironically the high class young pussy was worth $500.00 the other $4.500.00 was for "discretion" ... unfortunately the IRS shot the discretion aspect all to hell. He should get a refund.

well then nevermind then. haha. and not only should he get a refund, he should get extra for all the free advertising.

Enygma		2008-03-13 03:43:44 AM

Read the thread. Very amused by the big moral debate on this.
Really. You guys could just sum all the big points up with the internet argument poster. Any of 'em. I myself prefer the retarded kid. Makes me want a puddin' cup.

As for the girl? No. Very very MUCH not worth that money. Have I had better looking? Probably not. But what I will guarantee is that the trim I've pulled down in my short stint on this planet would outstrip her (no pun intended) in every facet of the performance department. Just like with other high end items, when you pay that price for something, you're usually paying for a name. In this case, it wasn't even Kristen or whatever she called herself. It was The Emperor's Club.

Good Job Spitzer, those Emperor's Club Clothes look just dashing on you. 5 diamond, even.

Cappy77		2008-03-13 03:50:26 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: flucto: I'll take his wife over that one. Wonder if she's available?

Doubt it. I think she's gonna pull a Hillary and stick with the bastard. Probably bring this crap up on their anniversary too, and at their daughters' weddings. Yep, he dug himself a big hole, and now he's gonna get raped.

I kinda doubt that he will do much, if any time, but maybe she is holding out just in case!! Total control! He does come from a very wealthy family!

10feetTall		2008-03-13 03:58:52 AM

Elminst: 10feetTall: Elminst Pics or gtfo?

ask and ye shall receive

ORLY?
You sure it wasn't this one?

ummm...yeah i posted that totally random with the hope someone would photoshop my buddy and that chick into that fake pic of the guy standing on the WTC before the plane crash....don't know why the hell you'd bring that back otherwise. I'm not here to exploit my friends, just have fun.

Cappy77		2008-03-13 04:01:02 AM

peachpicker: You know you'd pay $5,000 for this one:

I would contemplate. She (on the right) is so very hot. I love a natural beauty without having a shiatload of makeup.

Cappy77		2008-03-13 04:03:29 AM

peachpicker: You know you'd pay $5,000 for this one:

/then there are the boobies
//loaded- this was supposed to be in the last post
///gurgle on

10feetTall		2008-03-13 04:05:38 AM

KrispyKringle:
You're getting off work now? Must be some sort of menial, blue collar service industry job, eh?

No, wait, let me guess. You're a fireman/police officer/special forces hero who's independently wealthy.

Not like this matters but i work in the lab at a hospital. And I met up with my butterface again tonight for more good lovin. Hope your date with Miss Michigan* was memorable.

*that's a Michigan joke, meaning you jerked off. but i'm sure you're solo endeavors this evening might have clued you in already.

SplitFire		2008-03-13 04:06:56 AM

Wardrobe_Malfunction

DUDE... THAT GIRL WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL! TISA O.! HAHAHA she has the biggest rack ever!

farkwell		2008-03-13 04:08:10 AM

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Hope that money was spent on a deep dental cleaning and fluoride the next day.

i252.photobucket.com

That's covered in the dental plan.

Kublai Khan		2008-03-13 04:17:19 AM

What is this thread, the Annual Conference of Sharp Knee Haters and Internet Tough Guys Anonymous?

Delay		2008-03-13 04:20:12 AM

She hasn't retired. It's just her price is negotiable now that she's independent.

xkillyourfacex		2008-03-13 04:24:09 AM

What a self-righteous biatch. She's a prostitute, and he's a whoremonger. But suddenly she's a good clean superhero and he's a dirty rotten no good corrupt sonofabiatch, just because, well, because why?

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes		2008-03-13 04:40:41 AM

I would rescue her from the shame and sadness, except she doesn't look ashamed or sad. Meh.

/married a staten island ~~whore~~ girl. sad then. still sad. and ashamed. Meh.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes		2008-03-13 04:43:56 AM

"xkillyourfacex 2008-03-13 04:24:09 AM
What a self-righteous biatch. She's a prostitute, and he's a whoremonger. But suddenly she's a good clean superhero and he's a dirty rotten no good corrupt sonofabiatch, just because, well, because why?"

no rubber man. he didn't use no rubber. 5K'll get ya clean whores. But then you knew that, same way as 10 buck toll'll get ya a clean, empty beach.

Big Deez		2008-03-13 04:55:15 AM

For that kind of coin, I hope he gave her an Alberta Steak (new window)!

Big Deez		2008-03-13 05:06:58 AM

The_Sponge: myc: The NY Times (!!) is reporting that Ms. Dupre is middle of the pack in terms of whore diamond ratings, and her hourly rate is $1000.

/would still hit it
//if I could afford it

Farking shiat...I knew guys in high school who spent that much for the prom...and that was back in 1997.

All right kids, listen to Uncle Sponge:

Don't waste money on the prom. You're better off spending your hard-earned money on an escort who knows what she is doing.

/Didn't go to my prom.
//Played golf and went to Hooters with my friends instead.

GREATEST

ADVICE

EVER!

snatchbeast		2008-03-13 05:07:46 AM

I expect more out of our high-priced hookers. At least no belly roll. Sheesh.

EMPulse_of_KC		2008-03-13 05:16:15 AM

I thought it was Spitzer that brought her down.

/wants to know if she Spitzer swallows

Kazuya		2008-03-13 05:22:45 AM

Space Station Wagon		2008-03-13 05:30:16 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^

She is like a cyclops but with her nostril.

The Billdozer		2008-03-13 05:47:18 AM

Space Station Wagon: ^^^^^^^^^^^

She is like a cyclops but with her nostril.

She looks like she is going to inherit a deli after her uncle dies.

Seriously, can we stop using the word "hot" like its going out of style. Is she not ugly? Yeah, but, most people could pull better looking tail in any town in the U.S.

BusHiatler		2008-03-13 06:46:22 AM

i would hit it like the governor of new york.

fm77oh		2008-03-13 06:59:31 AM

not sure if I would spend that much money for a night with her ...

but I probably would spend that much over the course of a year on dates and vacations in a quest to bed her many many many times ...

/spent about that much on my wife and wouldn't do something stupid to fark it up cause a) I really like her and b) it would be such a waste of money!

RavinDave		2008-03-13 07:00:10 AM

I'm a four thousand dollar hooker and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Oh_Enough_Already		2008-03-13 07:25:26 AM

I'm genuinely curious about something:

As someone who lives in a college town, where girls this hot and/or hotter are more or less a dime a dozen and not that hard to get into the sack what possible service is it that she or any other prostitute could possibly provide that would justify the expense they charge??

5000.00!?!?!?!?

For that!?!?!?

Good lord, here in Iowa City (or any other college town) you could go home with that for the cost of a few drinks.

I'm flummoxed.

What makes it worth it?

For 5000.00 I'd want my hooker to fark me and re-roof my farking house our pour me a new concrete driveway.

What gives???

huckleberg		2008-03-13 07:50:50 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: I'm genuinely curious about something:

I'm flummoxed.

What makes it worth it?

You are not paying her to be there, you are paying her to leave, and STFU about whatever happened. Also paying her to wear the hot lingerie you want and call you daddy or pretend she's dead or whatever your kink is ... (are your Iowa City freebies gonna let me handcuff her to a toilet and beg me to fark her while screaming "harder daddy harder!" on the first night I meet her? or tie me up and whip me while telling me what a worthless pile of dog poo I am? didn't think so ...)

globalwarmingpraiser		2008-03-13 07:52:59 AM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Somacandra: /I'm a MILFer. Couldn't care less for the hooker. Gimme Spitzer's Wife!

I'm partial to Dina McGreevey myself...

She spreads teh ghey. You don't want that.

i192.photobucket.com

Sorry I see her as looking like Natalie Portman.

/I'd hit it like Jar Jar
//Hard, Rapidly, and to the sound of millions of cheering fanboys.

Elminst		2008-03-13 08:06:44 AM

huckleberg: (are your Iowa City freebies gonna let me handcuff her to a toilet and beg me to fark her while screaming "harder daddy harder!" on the first night I meet her? or tie me up and whip me while telling me what a worthless pile of dog poo I am? didn't think so ...)
Depends which Sor-whore-ity they're in.

Elminst		2008-03-13 08:10:39 AM

NYZooMan wins.

I choked trying not to literally LOL at work.

Migaloo		2008-03-13 08:12:41 AM

The only one missing in this thread is the home school girl.

MFL		2008-03-13 08:17:39 AM

She looks farking crazy.

Yuppykiller		2008-03-13 08:26:24 AM

Is this her? (new window)

cubsfan07		2008-03-13 08:28:25 AM

/would plow the everloving shiat out of it

LOCNAR69		2008-03-13 08:31:52 AM

POAC: Dude. Seriously.

I used to be ashamed of the kind of dork I was when I was young. This guy fixed that.

a beard is not replacement for a jaw line--no matter how you trim it.....

thank you 24--monarchs henchman

Trail of Dead		2008-03-13 08:32:57 AM

That's all you get for 5K? Jesus. You can get this for free any Friday night in Hoboken, NJ.

I was expecting an Angelina.

nycdnuts		2008-03-13 08:37:25 AM

Dumb Jersey Shore whore.

Marla Singer's Laundry		2008-03-13 09:00:13 AM

Trail of Dead: That's all you get for 5K? Jesus. You can get this for free any Friday night in Hoboken, NJ.

I was expecting an Angelina.

Well, your parents here expecting a heterosexual, but they got you instead.