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2008-03-13 12:00:31 AM  
Egalitarian: I Said

Just don't get too freaked out when the tables are turned and rich women make use of gigolos, while their balding paunchy low-income husbands have to sit by and watch the cuckolding.


Sounds OK to me. I could probably find a cougar to buy me a new car.

Plus, I have a reasonable amount of cash in my 401k. Some of that could be used to pay for the pretty young midlife crisis when I'm balding and paunchy.
 
2008-03-13 12:00:53 AM  
I Said

never mind, I came in at the end of the thread.
 
2008-03-13 12:00:57 AM  
EVERYONE IS DOING IT WRONG!!!

Some guys are turned on by the inherent malfeasance of paying for sex. When you pay that much, ANYTHING goes.

/Spitzer has taste.
//Been with hotter for free.
///Like last night in the bar parking lot on her car with some lucky people looking on with awe and jealousy.
 
2008-03-13 12:01:34 AM  
imagecache2.allposters.com
 
2008-03-13 12:02:19 AM  
CyranoJones: Looks sorta like her, but the bewbies are much better

One is a real woman. The other one is your fapping CGI gamer fantasy. Good luck getting either.
 
2008-03-13 12:02:56 AM  
Egalitarian: never mind, I came in at the end of the thread.

No worries. But the future you speak of is very close (statistically). There was a link submitted saying, of wealthy folks with private jets (Isn't that all of us?) that 33% of men and 20% of women have paid for sex, and the reasons were the same. I'm sure that statistic will balance out soon.
 
2008-03-13 12:03:04 AM  
The_Gallant_Gallstone: What the sam-hell was that...? That picture is simply befuddling; it's like being behind someone at Burger King ordering a #7 extra large, chocolate shake, side of onion rings and a Diet Coke.

It's Tenacious D, with some very important advice for all you farkers in $5,000-an-hour love...

/nsfw!
 
2008-03-13 12:04:33 AM  
10feetTall: EVERYONE IS DOING IT WRONG!!!

Some guys are turned on by the inherent malfeasance of paying for sex. When you pay that much, ANYTHING goes.

/Spitzer has taste.
//Been with hotter for free.
///Like last night in the bar parking lot on her car with some lucky people looking on with awe and jealousy.


Pics or gtfo?
/you know one of those people had a cell-phone camera.
 
2008-03-13 12:05:14 AM  
Lambeau: Is that a jailhouse tat on her right hand?

Yep... it symbolizes street warfare... she's part of The Clowns now, ya digg?

Shaggy_C: womyn, money, and powyr

Sounds like a good title for a rap album by radical feminists.
 
2008-03-13 12:07:47 AM  
10feetTall: EVERYONE IS DOING IT WRONG!!!

Some guys are turned on by the inherent malfeasance of paying for sex. When you pay that much, ANYTHING goes.

/Spitzer has taste.
//Been with hotter for free.
///Like last night in the bar parking lot on her car with some lucky people looking on with awe and jealousy.


Michael, didn't we agree that you'd finish your homework before posting on Fark? Don't make me come upstairs and turn off your computer.
 
2008-03-13 12:08:10 AM  
Elminst Pics or gtfo?


ask and ye shall receive

i43.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-13 12:08:48 AM  
The_Gallant_Gallstone: Sounds like a good title for a rap album by radical feminists.

Or a rap album about banging feminist women who are I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. do you know what that mean mane
 
2008-03-13 12:09:18 AM  
Too Jewy.
 
2008-03-13 12:10:22 AM  
tertletertle: Arcanum: I think part of the price was confidentiality, but yeah, I could do better with $5k

Well, if confidentiality was part of the price, I think Spitzer deserves a refund...


He dropped the dime on himself. It was Spitzer's own odd bank transactions that led to his downfall, not this ho shooting off her mouth.
 
2008-03-13 12:10:30 AM  
KrispyKringle: Sounds OK to me. I could probably find a cougar to buy me a new car.

Approves:

i232.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-13 12:10:42 AM  
img186.imageshack.us

If I had a wife like some guys I know, I would cheat on them too.
 
2008-03-13 12:10:49 AM  
bobbette: Her skin is gorgeous. I would kill to have skin like that without having to subsist entirely on a diet of spinach, walnuts and green juice and bathe in seaweed and mud every day.

/i know what it takes to get at least halfway there, but there's no way i can give up sandwiches
//or start fake-tanning


Well, if you're willing to kill to have skin like that, there's a pretty easy solution...

I mean, unless you meant the skin had to be yours. Then it's more difficult.
 
2008-03-13 12:10:59 AM  
10feetTall: ask and ye shall receive

The knees are conspicuously absent from that photograph... what's she hiding, hmmm?
 
2008-03-13 12:11:09 AM  
Shiksa Appeal?
 
2008-03-13 12:11:37 AM  
Wait... Gina Gershon beautiful or beautiful beautiful?
 
2008-03-13 12:11:50 AM  
What's crazy is that when I was a 22 year-old in a college town, I routinely boned chicks that hot, & I somehow thought that was normative. Unless you had no skill, it was hard to not get laid at the frat house. I guess I thought it would just continue forever. Honestly, I never really thought about it.

What an eye-opener when suddenly after graduation I'm in the big city (far removed from the college campus), and the average woman is now a 5.0, not an 8.7. Why don't they forewarn college guys?! The scenery will never be so good as you have it now!

Now that I'm essentially middle-age, I could re-visit some 22 yo tang, but I guess I'd have to fork over $5500. A little tempting, but it's illegal, I have a boy, and I could put that $5K towards a 529, a stock fund or something else. But maybe for my upcoming Birthday . . .

tbn0.google.com
 
2008-03-13 12:11:51 AM  
10feetTall: Elminst Pics or gtfo?


ask and ye shall receive


If you're going to post a picture off of Google Images, at least make sure it's not one of a butterface.

Yeesh. That one calls for a paper bag.
 
2008-03-13 12:11:59 AM  
KrispyKringle: Well, if you're willing to kill to have skin like that, there's a pretty easy solution...

A final solution?
 
2008-03-13 12:12:37 AM  
fark you spitzer... now my wife wants to look at my statements...

you farking asshole...
 
2008-03-13 12:12:57 AM  
Digitus Impudicus: Too Jewy.

www.science.uva.nl

Not for some people (new window).

/With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
 
2008-03-13 12:13:15 AM  
Do you know how they caught Spitzer?

His bank reported withdrawals of his own cash! (True, BTW)

I think this part is scarier than his crime. Apparently, banks are now notifying the IRS if you legally take out your own money, so it's nice to see the media covering THAT whole issue here.
 
2008-03-13 12:13:17 AM  
I didn't realize Fark hosted so many studs. If you're getting girls better than this, what the hell are you doing here?
 
2008-03-13 12:14:25 AM  
Primum non nocere: What an eye-opener when suddenly after graduation I'm in the big city (far removed from the college campus), and the average woman is now a 5.0, not an 8.7. Why don't they forewarn college guys?! The scenery will never be so good as you have it now!

Well, your first problem was the frat house. You never learned real social skills; you just got drunk a lot. Then came the thinking that any city in Alabama would have hot chicks. In real cities, the hot chicks are everywhere. I think chicks are actually hotter up here than they were in college; though they're a little more expensive to bang. You know, a couple dates, phone calls, etc. But it's a little more satisfying that way, right?
 
2008-03-13 12:14:39 AM  
Primum non nocere: What's crazy is that when I was a 22 year-old in a college town, I routinely boned chicks that hot, & I somehow thought that was normative. Unless you had no skill, it was hard to not get laid at the frat house. I guess I thought it would just continue forever. Honestly, I never really thought about it.

What an eye-opener when suddenly after graduation I'm in the big city (far removed from the college campus), and the average woman is now a 5.0, not an 8.7. Why don't they forewarn college guys?! The scenery will never be so good as you have it now!

Now that I'm essentially middle-age, I could re-visit some 22 yo tang, but I guess I'd have to fork over $5500. A little tempting, but it's illegal, I have a boy, and I could put that $5K towards a 529, a stock fund or something else. But maybe for my upcoming Birthday . . .


Hey, what's the point in saving up if you don't eventually spend it? Instead of the 529, you should create your own pseudo-IRA, but with a maturity date of, say, 5 years (depending on your age). In 5 years, when the money has had a chance to earn a little interest, spend the principal on a prostitute. Reinvest the interest, rinse, and repeat.

Also, you meant "normal," I think, not "normative." :)
 
2008-03-13 12:15:15 AM  
For free? Fist of an angry god.

Married, and paying? No. Even if I had no moral compass, the unibrow makes her not worth it. There are hotter girls out there who leave less of a paper trail.
 
2008-03-13 12:15:21 AM  
some douchebag just created a false myspace profile with her pics

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien​did=354036 040

that has a "donate" button on the profile to a paypal site that goes to

ron3­779­[nospam-﹫-backwards]oohay*com

be careful people. this is obviously a f'n scam!
 
2008-03-13 12:15:36 AM  
peachpicker: KrispyKringle: Well, if you're willing to kill to have skin like that, there's a pretty easy solution...

A final solution?


Final for the person whose skin it is, yes.
 
2008-03-13 12:15:45 AM  
Mentat: I didn't realize Fark hosted so many studs. If you're getting girls better than this, what the hell are you doing here?

I personally am crippled by an embarrassing STD. Probably TMI, but at least I have an excuse. The rest of the studman69s have some explaining to do.
 
2008-03-13 12:16:29 AM  
autothing: I think this part is scarier than his crime. Apparently, banks are now notifying the IRS if you legally take out your own money, so it's nice to see the media covering THAT whole issue here.

I'm as quick as anyone to quote newspeak or "1984" verbatim, but didn't Spitzer ask the bank to remove his name from the transactions? That would set off alarms, even if we didn't live in a Bush-dominated dystopia.
 
2008-03-13 12:16:40 AM  
Bobbylishus: some douchebag just created a false myspace profile with her pics

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien​did=354036 040

that has a "donate" button on the profile to a paypal site that goes to

ron3779yahoocom

be careful people. this is obviously a f'n scam!


Anyone who would donate money to her legal defense fund--especially when she's been granted immunity (if I remember right)--deserves to be fleeced.
 
2008-03-13 12:16:40 AM  
Bobbylishus: that has a "donate" button on the profile to a paypal site that goes to

Donations to a prostitute? Who the hell would be that stupid?

Oh...ooooh....I'm sorry Bobby. I really am dude, that sucks.
 
2008-03-13 12:17:02 AM  
i'm drunmk and wouldd lik to remin yoo that hes a poliitision...
 
2008-03-13 12:17:04 AM  
She looks a bit like Steve Perry in some of those photos...
 
2008-03-13 12:17:05 AM  
Shaggy_C: I personally am crippled by an embarrassing STD. Probably TMI, but at least I have an excuse. The rest of the studman69s have some explaining to do.

Yesterday's warning about teenage girls came too late?

/I keed
 
2008-03-13 12:17:33 AM  
i've just had a wank over her

do i need to donate?
 
2008-03-13 12:18:02 AM  
Mentat: I didn't realize Fark hosted so many studs. If you're getting girls better than this, what the hell are you doing here?

Wife already rubbed my balls roundly tonight. Refractory Period...you understand?
 
2008-03-13 12:18:19 AM  
lambda lambda lambda
 
2008-03-13 12:18:28 AM  
10feetTall: EVERYONE IS DOING IT WRONG!!!

Some guys are turned on by the inherent malfeasance of paying for sex. When you pay that much, ANYTHING goes.

/Spitzer has taste.
//Been with hotter for free.
///Like last night in the bar parking lot on her car with some lucky people looking on with awe and jealousy.


Bull f---ing sh--.
 
2008-03-13 12:18:52 AM  
KrispyKringle:
If you're going to post a picture off of Google Images, at least make sure it's not one of a butterface.

Yeesh. That one calls for a paper bag.


I'm channeling that picture of the "below my standards/sharp knees" guy, and I'd take the time to post it but I'm getting off work now and going downtown to "bag" another "butterface".
 
2008-03-13 12:18:53 AM  
Captain Darling: Yesterday's warning about teenage girls came too late?

The article was indirectly about me :)
 
2008-03-13 12:19:43 AM  
autothing: Do you know how they caught Spitzer?

His bank reported withdrawals of his own cash! (True, BTW)

I think this part is scarier than his crime. Apparently, banks are now notifying the IRS if you legally take out your own money, so it's nice to see the media covering THAT whole issue here.


It's not that cut and dry. My understanding of this law is shaky, but here goes:

If you move amounts greater then 10k the bank needs to notify the government for tax purposes. If you make multiple withdrawals of large amounts under 10k, then it looks like you're trying to hide tax money from Uncle Sam. The banks notified the government that they were suspicious a crime was being committed. The FBI thought this suspicious financial activity was evidence of corruption, so they investigated. Then they learned it wasn't corruption, but he was involved with prostitutes.
 
2008-03-13 12:19:55 AM  
10feetTall: I'm channeling that picture of the "below my standards/sharp knees" guy, and I'd take the time to post it but I'm getting off work now and going downtown to "bag" another "butterface".

Psh, hours ahead of you.
 
2008-03-13 12:20:04 AM  
10feetTall: KrispyKringle:
If you're going to post a picture off of Google Images, at least make sure it's not one of a butterface.

Yeesh. That one calls for a paper bag.

I'm channeling that picture of the "below my standards/sharp knees" guy, and I'd take the time to post it but I'm getting off work now and going downtown to "bag" another "butterface".


No you're not. You're going home to jack off in a sock.
If you were pulling down that kind of action, you wouldn't be here.

End of story.
 
2008-03-13 12:20:13 AM  
10feetTall: I'm channeling that picture of the "below my standards/sharp knees" guy, and I'd take the time to post it but I'm getting off work now and going downtown to "bag" another "butterface".

Tell Muriel Hemingway I said Wazzup!

/I kid... mostly
 
2008-03-13 12:20:17 AM  
Shaggy_C: Bobbylishus: that has a "donate" button on the profile to a paypal site that goes to

Donations to a prostitute? Who the hell would be that stupid?

Oh...ooooh....I'm sorry Bobby. I really am dude, that sucks.


haha... i didn't fall for it. i was doing some investigating on this cricket. just tryin to look out for other farkers and schmucks who act outta impulse.
 
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