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(New York Daily News)   Client No. 6 on the $5000/hour callgirl hit parade is revealed: It's the Duke of Westminster. Please express shocked sentiments to the right   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2008-03-12 05:01:59 PM  
Duke (of Westminster) sucks.
 
2008-03-12 05:07:49 PM  
Diplomatic Immunity. Haha.
 
2008-03-12 05:08:39 PM  
Who cares? Prostitution should not be a crime.
 
2008-03-12 05:11:23 PM  
www.nydailynews.com


How else is this toad going to bang a hot chick?
 
2008-03-12 05:11:30 PM  
TFA: Prostitute Zana Brazdek, then 26, described the 56-year-old Grosvenor as dull and demanding.

www.nydailynews.com

Naaahh. This guy?? Looks like a fun, easy-going chap.
 
2008-03-12 05:11:51 PM  
Look at his picture. Those poor girls.
 
2008-03-12 05:13:25 PM  
Also, Obvious tag biatchslaps News Flash, subby.
 
2008-03-12 05:14:55 PM  
Wow. This is like a Super Edition of the Match Game or something.

Or The Price is Right.

I wonder who's behind Door Number One?
 
2008-03-12 05:16:11 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-03-12 05:19:33 PM  
Atypical Person Reading Fark: Wow. This is like a Super Edition of the Match Game or something.

Or The Price is Right.

I wonder who's behind Door Number One?


mooreslore.corante.com

I got a fiver riding on this dude...
 
2008-03-12 05:21:45 PM  
Who is that dude? He looks familiar. Am I getting him confused with 40below?
 
2008-03-12 05:26:24 PM  
Atypical Person Reading Fark: Who is that dude? He looks familiar. Am I getting him confused with 40below?

It's Richard Branson, CEO of Virgin Airlines. Always seemed to me like he was the kind of dude who had both the means and the demeanor to blow on a lot of money on expensive poon.
 
2008-03-12 05:26:39 PM  
7of7: Who cares? Prostitution should not be a crime.

No shiat...

And yeah, the Duke is kind of a strange looking lad.

I wouldn't be surprised if Branson was involved in this. His wife is, I dunno, not necessarily what I would have expected.

farm3.static.flickr.com

She actually looks better in this picture than when I saw her on TV.
 
2008-03-12 05:28:37 PM  
Oh, mods please fix the headline if this goes green. Should read "call girl hit parade".

/subby
//dammit
 
2008-03-12 05:29:22 PM  
www.islandnet.com

He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
 
2008-03-12 05:42:18 PM  
FTA: In addition to the pair from the former Soviet Union, Grosvenor entertained an Asian woman in knee-high boots and a Brazilian.

I like them hairless, too!
 
2008-03-12 05:53:07 PM  
so what you are saying is that Duke gets sucked....?

/ wait a minute... that ain't right...
 
2008-03-12 05:56:35 PM  
Coolhaus: How else is this toad going to bang a hot chick?

FTA: "The Duke of Westminster, listed as the world's 46th richest person by Forbes magazine ..."

There you go.
 
2008-03-12 05:57:32 PM  
valanienna: There you go.

Right, copious sums of cash. That's what I was getting at.
 
2008-03-12 06:00:25 PM  
So ridiculous. They're busting guys for paying for sex? This is not how I want my tax dollars spent. Go find Osama Farking Bin Laden. That's how I want my money spent. Assholes.
 
2008-03-12 06:02:01 PM  
So that's where the Smackbottoms went...
 
2008-03-12 06:03:05 PM  
He's hardly hideous. The greasy comb over and shrubbed eyebrows do need to go. He's probably been married for awhile and his wife is sick of the sight of him. I'm sure they have an agreement to get whatever they want outside of the marriage as long it's not with someone in their social circle.

I can't see Richard Branson paying for sex. He's got enough charisma (and his own island) to get whatever ass he wants.
 
2008-03-12 06:06:15 PM  
"Who the hell is the Duke of Westminster? I thought you said the Dukes of Hazzard."

/overheard as the lady was calling the office.
 
2008-03-12 06:07:38 PM  
robotwithglasses: I can't see Richard Branson paying for sex. He's got enough charisma (and his own island) to get whatever ass he wants.

Keep in mind a very important thing about this situation. When the prices are this high, you're not paying for sex. You're paying for them to go away and shut the hell up after sex.
 
2008-03-12 06:09:25 PM  
Coolhaus: How else is this toad going to bang a hot chick?

How could he miss in that get up?

/The monarchy has got to go
//so do prostitution laws
 
2008-03-12 06:20:47 PM  
molineskytown: .

Keep in mind a very important thing about this situation. When the prices are this high, you're not paying for sex. You're paying for them to go away and shut the hell up after sex.


I think that may be true for the guy who picks up a girl off the corner or from an ad in the back of the free paper. I think in this case it's more likely they have kink, fetish or fantasy that they either don't tell the wife about or she doesn't want to have anything to do with. And it's just another way for them to wield power over someone.
 
2008-03-12 06:27:33 PM  
Personally, I think they paid all that money because they are idiots.

Unless it's spewing Christmas colored liquids or other substances, and is not above 200 or so pounds, pussy is pussy.
 
2008-03-12 06:36:41 PM  
neapoi: pussy is pussy

Pussy is like pizza. When it's great it's really great. When it's not so great it's still pretty good.
 
2008-03-12 06:40:40 PM  
I don't care who pays how much to fark whoever they want.
Prostitution should be legalized.

However, Eliot Spitzer was not using the power of his office to crusade against a law he didn't believe in.

In fact just the opposite is true. His crusade against prostitution helped put him in the Governor's office.

That makes him a hypocritical scumbag. That is what makes him unfit to be the Governor of New York.
 
2008-03-12 07:32:09 PM  
It's been funny to hear the FBI guys practically apologizing for this bust.

"We didn't mean to be going after guys with whores, it was a routine financial/money laundering investigation that went bad. KTHXBI3."
 
2008-03-12 08:05:25 PM  
flucto: neapoi: pussy is pussy

Pussy is like pizza. When it's great it's really great. When it's not so great it's still pretty good.


And I love pizza.
 
2008-03-12 08:19:54 PM  
As client number 4, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-03-12 09:34:35 PM  
The thing is though, its a guy in Europe, so, it doesn't matter to them. The leader of France gets sworn in with his mistress standed next to him for crying out loud. If Spritzer was the mayor of Dublin, this would have been a non issue.
 
2008-03-12 10:18:08 PM  
I'm client #1. So, Duke, what does mine and Sharch's (#4)wangs taste like?
 
2008-03-12 10:33:14 PM  
This story just won't die. Thank God.
 
2008-03-12 11:05:48 PM  
flucto: Pussy is like pizza. When it's great it's really great. When it's not so great it's still pretty good.

They're both better when you don't have to pay for them.
 
2008-03-12 11:12:20 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: flucto: Pussy is like pizza. When it's great it's really great. When it's not so great it's still pretty good.

They're both better when you don't have to pay for them.


If you're absolutely sure that no one will find out, you order an extra-large.
 
2008-03-13 12:26:59 AM  
I heard John McCain was Client number 3.
 
2008-03-13 12:27:56 AM  
But sheeeeeeeeeet, 5k an hour.

I need to talk to some ladies, go to vegas and open a high priced brothel.

/I'll take 20%
/and all concession sales
 
2008-03-13 04:00:49 AM  
The Who of Whereminster?
 
2008-03-13 04:02:47 AM  
lordargent: /and all concession sales

I don't go to brothels to buy Mike and Ike's and Popcorn. OR DO I!?!?!?!??!!?!
 
2008-03-13 04:06:26 AM  
Funny thing is that it will cost you less to have a whore for one hour than to date a whore for a few years and marry said whore.

Moral of the story:

They're all whores.

/Your mother included
//Oh snap
 
2008-03-13 04:09:57 AM  
That colorful robe with all the patches and seals of importance with the business suit underneath...OMG I love it! That's totallky what I would wear to draw attention away from my homely appearance and small...ego

/Smell that? It's sarcasm!
//Concubines(ftw): Helping ugly dudes get laid since 2000 B.C.
 
2008-03-13 04:10:42 AM  
Wow. Imagine the gifts that these women must get. I wonder if they are more like courtesans than prostitutes? If they are companions to royalty and governors, only an idiot would actually think of them as mere whores. They probably know way more about international politics, economics, and how decisions are made than most people with PhDs. My respect for these women is growing with every story.
 
2008-03-13 04:13:45 AM  
Is it just me or does this guy look like Stephen Fry?

/Just wanted to be part of one of these threads.
//I've got a can of spaghetti by my monitor.
/not relevent either
 
2008-03-13 04:15:13 AM  
www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com
 
2008-03-13 04:22:56 AM  
molineskytown: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: flucto: Pussy is like pizza. When it's great it's really great. When it's not so great it's still pretty good.

They're both better when you don't have to pay for them.

If you're absolutely sure that no one will find out, you order an extra-large.


...just skip the anchovies
 
2008-03-13 04:26:41 AM  
But... but... but I thought we should all be more like Europe? Like how San Francisco and the DNC is like Europe?
 
2008-03-13 04:35:10 AM  
I am shocked that that man is even interested in women. Fairly common sentiment is fairly common.
 
2008-03-13 04:35:11 AM  
Some men like feet.
Some men like schoolgirl outfits.
Some men like to pay for sex.

It's not necessarily the guy cant get sex on his own. Sometimes the idea of paying for something illegal and dirty is the fetish.
 
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