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(SeattlePI)   News: Fuss at German airport. Not News: It was about woman's luggage. Fark: She'd packed her brother's skeleton   (seattlepi.nwsource.com) divider line 37
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2008-03-12 12:01:55 PM  
So you could say the authorities really had a bone to pick with her?
 
2008-03-12 12:28:32 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-03-12 12:28:43 PM  
subby: Fuss at German airport

i159.photobucket.com

You mean like this?
 
2008-03-12 01:27:23 PM  
She should have stuck her hand in his pelvis and screamed out, "HELLO! I'M LINDSEY LOHAN!"

img177.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-12 01:28:18 PM  
Or in the case of Germany, "Hallo! Ich Bin Lindsey Lohan!"
 
2008-03-12 02:05:09 PM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Or in the case of Germany, "Hallo! Ich Bin Lindsey Lohan!"

I was going to say Amy Whinehouse, but you stole my thunder.
 
2008-03-12 02:06:31 PM  
You know who else like to pack skeletons?
 
2008-03-12 02:11:20 PM  
should of let em in her closet
 
2008-03-12 02:11:37 PM  
www.daveakins.com

skeletor approoves
 
2008-03-12 02:12:07 PM  
True story: My brother came to visit me when I was living in Australia after our mom died. We planned to scatter her ashes in the ocean. When he got to customs in Sydney, apparently, he had kind of a difficult time convincing the customs agents what the giant bag of whitish powder was.

Not sure what finally convinced them. But I wonder if one of them did the ol' dip the finger into the powder and taste it move.
 
2008-03-12 02:13:58 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
i252.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-12 02:16:38 PM  
and she finally got it outta the closet ...

/yea well
//at least she didn't name it Swazye
 
2008-03-12 02:17:53 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: subby: Fuss at German airport



You mean like this?


LOL. Awesome.
 
2008-03-12 02:22:15 PM  
here is a picture of the suitcase - I bet you can guess what gave her away...

uk.gizmodo.com
 
2008-03-12 02:23:32 PM  
degreeless: 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Or in the case of Germany, "Hallo! Ich Bin Lindsey Lohan!"

I was going to say Amy Whinehouse, but you stole my thunder.


Come on now, the skeleton's not THAT nasty...
 
2008-03-12 02:31:29 PM  
Maybe her brother was trying to bone her...
 
2008-03-12 02:38:03 PM  
Did the fine cost her an arm & a leg?
 
2008-03-12 03:13:20 PM  
That's humerus.
 
2008-03-12 03:16:27 PM  
MattyBlast: Did the fine cost her an arm & a leg?

If you're going to make such a bad joke, at least RTFA so you can joke about something that is in the article.
 
2008-03-12 03:18:35 PM  
Wait a minute, "the travelers produced the appropriate papers for the unusual transport"? There are appropriate papers for stuffing your dead brother in your Samsonite?
 
2008-03-12 03:20:56 PM  
Nine times out of ten, it's a dildo. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."
 
2008-03-12 03:28:59 PM  
lucifloyd: Nine times out of ten, it's a dildo. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."


But I don't even...
 
2008-03-12 03:38:18 PM  
lucifloyd: Nine times out of ten, it's a dildo an electric razor. But every once in awhile, it's a dildo. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."

/FTFY
 
2008-03-12 03:45:53 PM  
lucifloyd: Nine times out of ten, it's a dildo. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."


Waitaminnit. You're not suggesting that she...that her brother's bones...that...that...

Ew.
 
2008-03-12 03:46:31 PM  
Well, duh--that's supposed to go in your carrion luggage.
 
2008-03-12 03:48:55 PM  
Ahh...yes, electric razor...thank you. Just had dildo on my mind apparently.
 
2008-03-12 03:51:59 PM  
lucifloyd: Just had dildo on my mind apparently.

I can't help but wonder where your hat is.
 
2008-03-12 03:56:41 PM  
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Well, duh--that's supposed to go in your carrion luggage.

You so win.
 
2008-03-12 04:10:14 PM  
lucifloyd: Ahh...yes, electric razor...thank you. Just had dildo on my mind apparently.

That's okay - every time I watch that movie I find myself yelling at the tv: " Vibrator!It's a farking vibrator. Dildos just sit there, make you do all the work. Like your ex. It's a damn vibrator that gets accidentally switched on and causes the severe men from the TSA to use harsh language."

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: lucifloyd: Just had dildo on my mind apparently.

I can't help but wonder where your hat is.


In the bedside drawer. And boy is she gonna be embarrassed when she gets home.
 
2008-03-12 04:15:04 PM  
lucifloyd: Nine times out of ten, it's a dildo. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."

throwers don't care if your luggage ticks--because bombs today don't tick
 
2008-03-12 04:38:45 PM  
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Well, duh--that's supposed to go in your carrion luggage.

DAMMIT! That's the third keyboard this week!

WINNAR!!
 
2008-03-12 04:39:12 PM  
Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while, it's a skeleton. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a skeleton. They use the indefinite article: "A skeleton." Never, "YOUR Skeleton."

My skeleton was vibrating?
 
2008-03-12 04:40:39 PM  
lucifloyd: Nine times out of ten, it's a dildo. Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."

Of course, it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a skeleton. They use the indefinite article: "A skeleton." Never "Your skeleton".
 
2008-03-12 04:41:15 PM  
Damn you, vygramul!
 
2008-03-12 04:43:48 PM  
dahmers love zombie

I was *so* worried someone would beat me to it!
 
2008-03-12 05:08:27 PM  
Fussball at a German airport? Were they playing with the skull?
 
2008-03-13 02:52:34 PM  
reyalfonso: MattyBlast: Did the fine cost her an arm & a leg?

If you're going to make such a bad joke, at least RTFA so you can joke about something that is in the article.



FTFA: "...a scan of the bag showed a human skull and other bones."


Penis-wipe.
 
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