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(Some Guy)   "This is one way you don't want anyone to find you: In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth"   (keynoter.com) divider line 173
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2008-03-12 10:39:48 AM
That's why you have a friend wait outside for the secret knock.
 
2008-03-12 10:42:16 AM
submitter: In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth

Or, as we call it in Thailand, "Tuesday."
 
2008-03-12 10:43:17 AM
Well, maybe that's your thing...
 
2008-03-12 10:43:25 AM
That depends on who's doing the "finding".
 
2008-03-12 10:43:34 AM
Speak for yourself.
 
2008-03-12 10:46:36 AM
submitter: In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth

Dad?
 
2008-03-12 10:47:51 AM
... him too?
 
2008-03-12 10:48:59 AM
Now what am I going to do on Saturday night?
 
2008-03-12 10:51:25 AM
img1.fark.net
 
2008-03-12 11:03:36 AM
FTFA: They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

Ok, the rest of the stuff I can see having with you during sex in a dark, abandoned building. But tennis balls? WTF? Someone want to explain this to me?
 
2008-03-12 11:08:07 AM
I never got that memo. Man, is my face red.
 
2008-03-12 11:16:12 AM
SurfaceTension: But tennis balls? WTF? Someone want to explain this to me?

The tennis balls are placed in the bra to give the appearance of boobies.
 
2008-03-12 11:19:08 AM
I just call that "Sunday".
 
2008-03-12 11:27:03 AM
*fap*
 
2008-03-12 11:36:06 AM
Humph... no pics in TFA.
 
2008-03-12 11:36:33 AM
They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

Damn, even police reports get sponsored these days.

/ Bids invited from top brands to be associated with the other products.
 
2008-03-12 11:47:11 AM
A bit more detail (new window) with NSFW picture.
 
2008-03-12 11:54:00 AM
Ramen noodle packages and Busch beer cans found at the scene...

He shops at Dollar-Gimp?
 
2008-03-12 11:54:28 AM
What a wonderful lifestyle....
 
2008-03-12 12:06:57 PM
It's even worse when you tell the police it's actually part of an Orienteering challenge for the Scout Troop you're Scoutmastering.

Um...I mean I guess that would be worse.
 
2008-03-12 12:24:36 PM
eddyatwork: The tennis balls are placed in the bra to give the appearance of boobies.

Really? Thanks! I'll have to try that next time I *ahem* play dress-up.

/not really
 
2008-03-12 12:31:47 PM
Governor Spitzer just can't catch a break this week.
 
2008-03-12 01:30:13 PM
www.gonemovies.com

unavailable for comment
 
2008-03-12 01:40:04 PM
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
 
2008-03-12 01:41:00 PM
SurfaceTension: I'll have to try that next time I *ahem* play dress-up

I did not need that image.
 
2008-03-12 01:57:20 PM
I thought this was another Spitzer thread.
 
2008-03-12 01:57:50 PM
Oh, now come on, who hasn't done something like this at least once in their life??
 
2008-03-12 01:57:54 PM
It's Wednesday ALREADY?
 
2008-03-12 01:58:02 PM
markie_farkie: Ramen noodle packages and Busch beer cans found at the scene...

He shops at Dollar-Gimp?


lol!
 
2008-03-12 02:00:05 PM
Says you ...
 
2008-03-12 02:01:07 PM
MickeyD: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Yes, and now you've got to be punished, you naughty, naughty girl.
 
2008-03-12 02:01:25 PM
but if you do, let's go camping....
 
2008-03-12 02:01:27 PM
LessO2: I thought this was another Spitzer thread.

Only the 5 whore diamond escorts do that... and it costs 7600 an hour.
 
2008-03-12 02:01:39 PM
MickeyD: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

*golf clap*

Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her
 
2008-03-12 02:02:37 PM
In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth"

Well sure, when you put it like that.
 
2008-03-12 02:02:52 PM
Yeah so about that article. whew!
 
2008-03-12 02:05:06 PM
mamoru: submitter: In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth

Or, as we call it in Thailand, "Tuesday."


I was going to say something to that effect. Good stuff.
 
2008-03-12 02:05:23 PM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
 
2008-03-12 02:05:52 PM
What makes you think I haven't?
 
2008-03-12 02:06:02 PM
That was easy.
 
2008-03-12 02:08:31 PM
MickeyD: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Bad Girl. Go to my room.
 
2008-03-12 02:08:50 PM
SurfaceTension: FTFA: They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

Ok, the rest of the stuff I can see having with you during sex in a dark, abandoned building. But tennis balls? WTF? Someone want to explain this to me?


I'm guessing one was a tranny and the tennis balls were used to fill the bra.

/Always thought they used water-balloons or something.
 
2008-03-12 02:10:20 PM
Reminds me of Prom
 
2008-03-12 02:10:26 PM
FTFA: They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

The Aristocrats?
 
2008-03-12 02:12:24 PM
You're doing it wrong. The trick is to get someone else to dress up like that then leave them to be found.
 
2008-03-12 02:12:49 PM
I came into this thread for the "Pulp Fiction" reference. I was not disappointed.
 
2008-03-12 02:12:51 PM
overlord_mike: MickeyD: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

*golf clap*

Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her


Holy conflicting Seinfeld episodes Batman!
 
2008-03-12 02:13:08 PM
That's hot?
 
2008-03-12 02:13:25 PM
They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

dear key west PD,

STAY THE F*CK OUT OF MY ROOM!
 
2008-03-12 02:13:59 PM
theknuckler_33: overlord_mike: MickeyD: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

*golf clap*

Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her

Holy conflicting Seinfeld episodes Batman!


Well some people seem to lack common sense
 
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