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(Some Guy)   "This is one way you don't want anyone to find you: In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth"   (keynoter.com) divider line 173
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2008-03-12 03:04:39 PM
All it's missing is the wedding ring.

/came to make the wetsuit reference got got beaten to it.
 
2008-03-12 03:05:20 PM
houseofpearl: I'm currently binding my submissive with a length of phone cord so I'm really getting...


/well, you know
//shut up and take it.


You know, looking at your profile pic: you grabbing the guy bending overs nutsack with a pair of pliers...............intentional?
/why do you hate men
 
2008-03-12 03:06:31 PM
steevmit: A bit more detail (new window) with NSFW picture.

Anyone else annoyed at the spelling mistake in that police report?

 
2008-03-12 03:08:07 PM
ScottMpls: Inaditch: I like my women like I like my Oreos...

In pieces at the bottom of a bag?


That is better than mine to the infinity power. Damn you!

/applauding
 
2008-03-12 03:10:41 PM
houseofpearl: I'm currently binding my submissive with a length of phone cord so I'm really getting...

Lax... I'm about out of these restraints already.
 
2008-03-12 03:12:33 PM
Inaditch: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?

There's a joke here about the creamy center, but this is a family website.

I came up with this one. You can use it:

I like my women like I like my coffee... Whipped by a hot teenage barista.


Ooh, *golf fap*
 
2008-03-12 03:13:42 PM
Somewhere, a fundie parish is missing its priest, and a right-wing politician is missing a speaking engagement at a family values seminar.
 
2008-03-12 03:19:34 PM
Inaditch: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?

There's a joke here about the creamy center, but this is a family website.

I came up with this one. You can use it:

I like my women like I like my coffee...


A cream and two sugars?
 
2008-03-12 03:19:40 PM
Did I ever tell you about that those wacky Japanese whalers trying to breed a cow with a whale?

That's a TOTALFARK comment thread now (I had to bring up the surprising lack of Cow + Whale porn and ended up knocking it into the high-priced commenter zone).
 
2008-03-12 03:26:10 PM
Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone...

- Some Book
 
2008-03-12 03:28:21 PM
Russ1642: I wonder how well he was tied up. Would he have died if nobody knew he was in there?

You aren't taking notes are you? I keed! This is why you only let people you have known at least a week tie you up.....
 
2008-03-12 03:30:06 PM
Mister_man: Inaditch: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?

There's a joke here about the creamy center, but this is a family website.

I came up with this one. You can use it:

I like my women like I like my coffee...

A cream and two sugars?


Bitter, abandoned and cold.
 
2008-03-12 03:31:57 PM
kumanoki: "In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth is no way to go through life, son."

Im currently typing with my toes because im bound by wo... no matter, but I am really get a kick out of these replies
 
2008-03-12 03:34:50 PM
From TFA: "The pair went to the abandoned building and "engaged in sexual acts on top of a blanket." But the suspect started telling the victim to do things he didn't want, police reported. The victim didn't provide police details. "

I am of two thoughts here... First, that once you're found as this gentleman was, additional details are really unnecessary. Second, that the additional details would read like the script to 'Two Guys, One Cup'.
 
2008-03-12 03:36:27 PM
lilygirl: Russ1642: I wonder how well he was tied up. Would he have died if nobody knew he was in there?

You aren't taking notes are you? I keed! This is why you only let people you have known at least a week tie you up.....


How you doin' and what you doing next Wednesday?

/lives in MN

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Mister_man: Inaditch: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?

There's a joke here about the creamy center, but this is a family website.

I came up with this one. You can use it:

I like my women like I like my coffee...

A cream and two sugars?

Bitter, abandoned and cold.


No sweetie that is me.
 
2008-03-12 03:39:07 PM
Ex Parte Gilligan,

You are one sick bastard.

*applauds*
 
2008-03-12 03:39:59 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-12 03:40:10 PM
He forget the safe word again?
 
2008-03-12 03:40:43 PM
Mister_man: Bitter, abandoned and cold.

No sweetie that is me.


Thank goodness. Sugar is one thing, but who wants to be doused in ice cold cre- Oh.

/Cue Rosanne Rosanna Dana: Nevermind.
 
2008-03-12 03:43:04 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee...

Roasted, then finely ground?
 
2008-03-12 03:45:15 PM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Mister_man: Bitter, abandoned and cold.

No sweetie that is me.

Thank goodness. Sugar is one thing, but who wants to be doused in ice cold cre- Oh.

/Cue Rosanne Rosanna Dana: Nevermind.


It is not cold unless I have been out shoveling snow to long.

I forgot to say thanks for the picture too! ;)

/THANKS!
 
2008-03-12 03:46:29 PM
Inaditch: I like my women men like I like my coffee.

Hot, rich, and able to keep me up all night long?
 
2008-03-12 03:48:47 PM
pianomom: Inaditch: I like my women men like I like my coffee.

Hot, rich, and able to keep me up all night long?


I thought that is what you got the new toy for? Well that and the case of batteries.

/still waiting for new pictures
//I snore that will keep you up all night
 
2008-03-12 03:51:09 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Inaditch: Marla Singer's Laundry: Comes in handy when there are two of you.

Email in profile.

This must be your lucky day.


Anton? Is that you?
/everything, you win everything...
 
2008-03-12 03:51:49 PM
Mister_man: I thought that is what you got the new toy for? Well that and the case of batteries.

/still waiting for new pictures
//I snore that will keep you up all night


Hey! Were you stalking me at the store last night? Why didn't you help me carry out all those batteries? They were heavy! And the toy doesn't pay the bills but it did turn over and go straight to sleep.
 
2008-03-12 03:56:17 PM
pianomom: Mister_man: I thought that is what you got the new toy for? Well that and the case of batteries.

/still waiting for new pictures
//I snore that will keep you up all night

Hey! Were you stalking me at the store last night? Why didn't you help me carry out all those batteries? They were heavy! And the toy doesn't pay the bills but it did turn over and go straight to sleep.


I prefer to call it admiring form afar and I thought that was what the hand truck was for?

Bad vibe bad! You were supposed to keep her up all night!
 
2008-03-12 03:59:42 PM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Mister_man: Inaditch: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?

There's a joke here about the creamy center, but this is a family website.

I came up with this one. You can use it:

I like my women like I like my coffee...

A cream and two sugars?

Bitter, abandoned and cold.


As always How you doin?

/i don't drink coffee and i like my women pervy
 
2008-03-12 04:00:35 PM
They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

It's better than being found naked, covered in peanutbutter, handcuffed, and gagged with a jockstrap in the restroom of a Starbucks with a Michael Bolton playing on boombox and several empty wine cooler bottles rolling around the floor.



Ahhh, brings me back to my Navy days.....
 
2008-03-12 04:02:02 PM
number_seven: They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

It's better than being found naked, covered in peanutbutter, handcuffed, and gagged with a jockstrap in the restroom of a Starbucks with a Michael Bolton playing on boombox and several empty wine cooler bottles rolling around the floor.


Ahhh, brings me back to my Navy days.....


Well thats just disturbing
 
2008-03-12 04:03:13 PM
someone

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Hot, black, and strong?

Hot, blonde, and sweet?

Ground up and in the freezer?

All three work for me....
 
2008-03-12 04:03:22 PM
rustyspork: I like my women like I like my coffee...

Roasted, then finely ground?


Tied up in a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey?

ground up in a bag in the freezer?
 
2008-03-12 04:08:11 PM
hockeyfarker: Yes, and now you've got to be punished, you naughty, naughty girl.

It's been a long time since you've given me a good spanking or tongue lashing.
/See what you're missing?

overlord_mike: Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her

Well, way to ruin all the fun, JERK
 
2008-03-12 04:09:04 PM
farbekrieg: rustyspork: I like my women like I like my coffee...

Roasted, then finely ground?

Tied up in a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey?

ground up in a bag in the freezer?


I lolled
 
2008-03-12 04:09:11 PM
number_seven: someone

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Hot, black, and strong?

Hot, blonde, and sweet?

Ground up and in the freezer?

All three work for me....


NO that last one is disturbing.

People leave the beans whole and store in a cool dry place in an air tight jar. Grind just before brewing.

/what is this world coming to
 
2008-03-12 04:10:35 PM
pianomom: but it did turn over and go straight to sleep

Honey?
 
2008-03-12 04:10:37 PM
MickeyD:

overlord_mike: Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her

Well, way to ruin all the fun, JERK


I didn't say never, i just like to know a girl better if she is going to tie me up.

/i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes
 
2008-03-12 04:10:55 PM
MickeyD: hockeyfarker: Yes, and now you've got to be punished, you naughty, naughty girl.

It's been a long time since you've given me a good spanking or tongue lashing.
/See what you're missing?

overlord_mike: Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her

Well, way to ruin all the fun, JERK


Leave the glasses on and you can tie me up tonight!

/how YOU doin'?
 
2008-03-12 04:12:22 PM
overlord_mike: MickeyD:

overlord_mike: Remember boys, don't let her tie you up unless you really trust her

Well, way to ruin all the fun, JERK

I didn't say never, i just like to know a girl better if she is going to tie me up.

/i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes


Mike you need to just let go and live a little how else are you going to see the world?

/you say that likes it's a bad thing
 
2008-03-12 04:13:18 PM
overlord_mike: /i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes

Also known at mondays around here.
 
2008-03-12 04:14:29 PM
Mister_man:

Mike you need to just let go and live a little how else are you going to see the world?

/you say that likes it's a bad thing


Surprise sodomy is not my idea of a good time.

Waking up naked in mexico.... well been there done that
 
2008-03-12 04:14:49 PM
overlord_mike: /i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes

I didn't hear you complain when I paid for the whole damn trip!

/Pool boy wants his restraints back.
 
2008-03-12 04:16:54 PM
pianomom: overlord_mike: /i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes

I didn't hear you complain when I paid for the whole damn trip!

/Pool boy wants his restraints back.


HA HA.

i destroyed them when i knawed through them to get away
 
2008-03-12 04:17:15 PM
overlord_mike: Mister_man:

Mike you need to just let go and live a little how else are you going to see the world?

/you say that likes it's a bad thing

Surprise sodomy is not my idea of a good time.

Waking up naked in mexico.... well been there done that


Ohh well I just thought you were talking about a good spanking!
 
2008-03-12 04:18:19 PM
So this is what happens when you forget the safe word!

/it was "banana".
 
2008-03-12 04:19:47 PM
Mister_man:
Ohh well I just thought you were talking about a good spanking!


Oh no i don't mind that.

i just don't want to end up like that guy this thread is about.

/i think he started out thinking the other guy was a chick.
/that would explain the pantyhose and tennis balls
 
2008-03-12 04:21:15 PM
overlord_mike: /i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes and even the donkey looking somewhat embarrassed.

Ah, spring break.
 
2008-03-12 04:21:46 PM
I guess his safe word wasn't "GRMMMNNRPHH!"
 
2008-03-12 04:22:17 PM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: overlord_mike: /i don't want to wake up in mexico with a sore ass and no clothes and even the donkey looking somewhat embarrassed.

Ah, spring break.


oh really?


/email me the story
 
2008-03-12 04:24:07 PM
overlord_mike: Mister_man:
Ohh well I just thought you were talking about a good spanking!

Oh no i don't mind that.

i just don't want to end up like that guy this thread is about.

/i think he started out thinking the other guy was a chick.
/that would explain the pantyhose and tennis balls


Wait what?

ohhhh the guy form the article. I DRFTA. I just came here to be a perv.

/ya got to do the Sheila check if your not sure
//sounds like this guy was suer just didn't know what he was getting into, so to speak
 
2008-03-12 04:24:30 PM
Some folks trying for bannination again I see...
 
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