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(Some Guy)   "This is one way you don't want anyone to find you: In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth"   (keynoter.com) divider line 173
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2008-03-12 02:14:04 PM  
Rann Xerox: I came into this thread for the "Pulp Fiction" reference. I was not disappointed.

Ditto.
 
2008-03-12 02:17:08 PM  
Speak for yourself, subby.

Some farkettes actual enjoy the rough stuff.
 
2008-03-12 02:17:27 PM  
You can put the tennis balls in a stocking to make a crude but effective deep-impact toy with lots of thud.
 
2008-03-12 02:18:39 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Some farkettes actual enjoy the rough stuff.

I know, I know. You haven't been farked like that since grade school.
 
2008-03-12 02:19:57 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Speak for yourself, subby.

Some farkettes actual enjoy the rough stuff.


How you doin?


What i don't get is why they were in a abandoned building?
 
2008-03-12 02:20:02 PM  
Inaditch: Marla Singer's Laundry: Some farkettes actual enjoy the rough stuff.

I know, I know. You haven't been farked like that since grade school.


Actually, I have.
 
2008-03-12 02:20:27 PM  
"They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene."


ah, all the tools of the trade. myself, I just prefer a sex toy, (no lipstick, it can get messy) definately a bra (one that can be taken off easily), no shoes, and no tennis balls (oouch) and batteries/flashlight)
 
2008-03-12 02:20:45 PM  
overlord_mike: Marla Singer's Laundry: Speak for yourself, subby.

Some farkettes actual enjoy the rough stuff.

How you doin?


What i don't get is why they were in a abandoned building?

Hiya Mike!!!

As per your question:
Finders, keepers!
 
2008-03-12 02:21:05 PM  
Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff!
 
2008-03-12 02:22:31 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Actually, I have.

Top or bottom? My girlfriend is looking for a pet.
 
2008-03-12 02:22:41 PM  
Hi, I'll take one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields and some illegal fireworks and one of those disposable enemas. Wait, make it two.

Marge, seeing Homer's purchases: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
 
2008-03-12 02:23:10 PM  
Inaditch: Marla Singer's Laundry: Actually, I have.

Top or bottom? My girlfriend is looking for a pet.


Actually, my b/f and I would be interested in her. We'll call you if we need anything.
 
2008-03-12 02:23:38 PM  
What no popiel pocket fisherman?
 
2008-03-12 02:25:35 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Actually, my b/f and I would be interested in her. We'll call you if we need anything.

As long as you send back pictures and video, it's all good.
 
2008-03-12 02:25:36 PM  
I wonder how well he was tied up. Would he have died if nobody knew he was in there?
 
2008-03-12 02:26:21 PM  
i221.photobucket.com
didn't do it, but it is funny
 
2008-03-12 02:26:25 PM  
Inaditch: Marla Singer's Laundry: Actually, my b/f and I would be interested in her. We'll call you if we need anything.

As long as you send back pictures and video, it's all good.


Deal!

You can come to, actually. Doublestuff FTW.
 
2008-03-12 02:27:00 PM  
AlwaysRightBoy: didn't do it, but it is funny

Whoa, who knew history could be so yummy
 
2008-03-12 02:27:28 PM  
AlwaysRightBoy: didn't do it, but it is funny

HA HA HA

thats awsome
 
2008-03-12 02:27:37 PM  
www.drinktheworld.com
 
2008-03-12 02:27:47 PM  
jenlen: Hi, I'll take one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields and some illegal fireworks and one of those disposable enemas. Wait, make it two.

Marge, seeing Homer's purchases: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.


That's one of my all time favourite Simpsons lines.
 
2008-03-12 02:28:26 PM  
What, no wetsuit?

/The anus was unremarkable
 
2008-03-12 02:28:40 PM  
AlwaysRightBoy: didn't do it, but it is funny

I was just about to ask someone to post that.
 
2008-03-12 02:30:17 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Doublestuff FTW.

I like my women like I like my Oreos...

I see that you live in Dallas. I used to live in Mesquite and Texarkana, and I think a couple of other towns. I was pretty young, though. I still say "y'all" from time to time.
 
2008-03-12 02:30:40 PM  
Says you buddy!

Different strokes for really freakyass weird kinky folks.
 
2008-03-12 02:31:36 PM  
Spitzer what?
 
2008-03-12 02:32:21 PM  
Inaditch: Marla Singer's Laundry: Doublestuff FTW.

I like my women like I like my Oreos...

I see that you live in Dallas. I used to live in Mesquite and Texarkana, and I think a couple of other towns. I was pretty young, though. I still say "y'all" from time to time.


Comes in handy when there are two of you.
 
2008-03-12 02:34:00 PM  
Russ1642: I wonder how well he was tied up.

Well enough to be stuck for half an hour.
 
2008-03-12 02:34:01 PM  
They found client #8!
 
2008-03-12 02:34:05 PM  
www.morris.umn.edu
obscure?
 
2008-03-12 02:34:30 PM  
It's better than being found naked, covered in peanutbutter, handcuffed, and gagged with a jockstrap in the restroom of a Starbucks with a Michael Bolton playing on boombox and several empty wine cooler bottles rolling around the floor.

Not that that has ever happened...to anyone...especially me.
 
2008-03-12 02:34:36 PM  
Inaditch: I like my women like I like my Oreos...

Dipped in a glass of milk, or twisted until they fall apart?
 
2008-03-12 02:35:01 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Comes in handy when there are two of you.

Email in profile.
 
2008-03-12 02:35:18 PM  
Mega Steve: It's better than being found naked, covered in peanutbutter, handcuffed, and gagged with a jockstrap in the restroom of a Starbucks with a Michael Bolton playing on boombox and several empty wine cooler bottles rolling around the floor.

Not that that has ever happened...to anyone...especially me.


You had me, then you lost me.
 
2008-03-12 02:37:06 PM  
Inaditch: I like my women like I like my Oreos.


Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?
 
2008-03-12 02:37:56 PM  
theknuckler_33: FTFA: They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.

The Aristocrats?


Damn...I was going to say this.
 
2008-03-12 02:38:14 PM  
Inaditch: Marla Singer's Laundry: Comes in handy when there are two of you.

Email in profile.


This must be your lucky day.
 
2008-03-12 02:38:54 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Inaditch: I like my women like I like my Oreos.


Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?


Not for everyone...those who love action.
 
2008-03-12 02:40:05 PM  
Idunno, if there were any evidence that the acts were performed by women, and I found a friend like this, it'd probably get a high-five from me.
 
2008-03-12 02:43:14 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Inaditch: I like my women like I like my Oreos.


Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?


chopped up in a gallon of Ice Cream in Jeffrey Damler's freezer?
 
2008-03-12 02:45:30 PM  
Dad?
 
2008-03-12 02:45:42 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sealed up in plastic and shipped across the country in a truck?

There's a joke here about the creamy center, but this is a family website.

I came up with this one. You can use it:

I like my women like I like my coffee... Whipped by a hot teenage barista.
 
2008-03-12 02:46:16 PM  
"In an abandoned building bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women's intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth is no way to go through life, son."
 
2008-03-12 02:49:26 PM  
I'm currently binding my submissive with a length of phone cord so I'm really getting...


/well, you know
//shut up and take it.
 
2008-03-12 02:50:00 PM  
Yuck....just yuck...
 
2008-03-12 02:51:04 PM  
still doesn't beat the story a drunk paremedic told me once about two gay men who confused a bottle of superglue with lubricant.... suffice it to say, they both had to ride in the same ambulance.
 
2008-03-12 02:51:11 PM  
houseofpearl: I'm currently binding my submissive with a length of phone cord so I'm really getting...


/well, you know
//shut up and take it.


how YOU doin'.

/Cat5e please. Analogue is dead.
 
2008-03-12 02:52:54 PM  
Inaditch: I like my women like I like my Oreos...

In pieces at the bottom of a bag?
 
2008-03-12 02:53:26 PM  
houseofpearl: I'm currently binding my submissive with a length of phone cord so I'm really getting...


/well, you know
//shut up and take it.


How you doin?

*FAP*

/Not the electrodes..... nooooo....
 
2008-03-12 02:54:41 PM  
Perhaps Marcellus Wallace does look like a biatch.
 
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