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(Some Guy)   Have you seen the latest commercial for Scope White? Procter and Gamble picked Ryan Seacrest to sell white fluid that is swished in the mouth then spit out   (pginvestor.com) divider line 33
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2008-03-12 10:35:52 AM
So he doesn't swallow?
 
2008-03-12 10:37:49 AM
Subby for the win
 
2008-03-12 10:46:32 AM
Seacrest out.
Seacrest in.
Seacrest out.
Seacrest in.
 
2008-03-12 10:57:54 AM
It's not just the white fluid that gets the teeth clean, it's that the applicator is like a pressure washer.
 
2008-03-12 11:00:59 AM
Submitter FTW! I got a good laugh out of that! Thanks!
 
2008-03-12 11:04:42 AM
If the shoe fits...
 
2008-03-12 11:48:51 AM
Wait, no mention of the fact that he's smiling when a beautiful woman is leaning in towards him? Are we really supposed to buy that?
 
2008-03-12 11:59:47 AM
Why does Seacrest stay in the closet, if he's actually gay? (If?) He's not a movie star, he's a TV and radio guy. I think the example of Ellen DeGeneres shows that you can be openly gay and it doesn't really make much of a difference. It's just puzzling. Dude, if you say you like the cack, I'll still watch "American Idol." That doesn't matter to me.
 
2008-03-12 01:06:00 PM
jake_lex: Dude, if you say you like the cack, I'll still watch "American Idol."

Careful, your ghey is showing.
 
2008-03-12 01:58:27 PM
jake_lex: Why does Seacrest stay in the closet, if he's actually gay? (If?) He's not a movie star, he's a TV and radio guy. I think the example of Ellen DeGeneres shows that you can be openly gay and it doesn't really make much of a difference. It's just puzzling. Dude, if you say you like the cack, I'll still watch "American Idol." That doesn't matter to me.

Yeah, I mean American Idol is gay as shiat as it is.
 
2008-03-12 02:03:05 PM
Who cares? Seacrest is very talented and successful.

/He's also 5 feet tall.
 
2008-03-12 02:03:06 PM
jake_lex: Why does Seacrest stay in the closet, if he's actually gay? (If?) He's not a movie star, he's a TV and radio guy. I think the example of Ellen DeGeneres shows that you can be openly gay and it doesn't really make much of a difference. It's just puzzling. Dude, if you say you like the cack, I'll still watch "American Idol." That doesn't matter to me.

i wouldn't know from personal experience, but i'm guessing there's usually a bit more to someone's decision to come out than the apathy of strangers. i see what you're saying, though.
 
2008-03-12 02:06:07 PM
drevil877: Wait, no mention of the fact that he's smiling when a beautiful woman is leaning in towards him? Are we really supposed to buy that?

My interpretation of the commercial is that he appears very awkward and uncomfortable around the woman who's getting all close to him. He doesn't want to be anywhere near that chick.
 
2008-03-12 02:08:55 PM
Ryan Seacrest is Chip Skylar

/obscure?
//even for those farkers with kids?
 
2008-03-12 02:21:56 PM
Wow, Subby. That was brilliant. It must have taken you a really long time to come up with that gem.
 
2008-03-12 02:25:09 PM
he's a Spitzer?
 
2008-03-12 02:41:02 PM
ThatGuyGreg: jake_lex: Dude, if you say you like the cack, I'll still watch "American Idol."

Careful, your ghey is showing.


Not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2008-03-12 02:48:28 PM
Bandwagon03: Ryan Seacrest is Chip Skylar

/obscure?
//even for those farkers with kids?


My Shiny Teeth and Me is *NOT* obscure!
 
2008-03-12 02:52:32 PM
drevil877: Wait, no mention of the fact that he's smiling when a beautiful woman is leaning in towards him? Are we really supposed to buy that?

Who is she, anyway?
 
2008-03-12 02:53:53 PM
I'da chosen:
jessica alba
aishwarya rai (google her now)
charlize theron
alyssa milano
jerrie ryan
 
2008-03-12 02:56:40 PM
I don't understand the headline. Why is it funny that Ryan Seacrest would endorse this-

You people are SICK.
 
2008-03-12 03:02:15 PM
Having never seen American Idol, what does this guy "do" exactly? It sounds like he went to the Regis Philbin School of announcing shiat and just sort of existing.
 
2008-03-12 03:47:44 PM
what does Ryan Seacrest do?

Mostly catfights with Simonon AI about which one acts gayer.

Also he is the guy who does the top 40 radio show in place of Casey Casem now.

Why him? He is adorably cute in the way that teen girls(a huge top 40 demographic and sizable AI one) love and looks like he will stay that way for some time, he has a good voice and isnt controversial. Which is probably why he stays in the closet.
 
2008-03-12 04:03:22 PM
Why do you think they nicknamed him "One take Seacrest"?
 
2008-03-12 04:05:33 PM
Chip SkylarK is voiced by Chris Fitzpatrick from N*sync.

/no kids
//just loves nicktoons
///old and new
//i'm dizzy from slashies
 
2008-03-12 04:06:45 PM
shiat, Chris KIRKpatrick...work needs to be over!
 
2008-03-12 04:21:27 PM
Thread over. Subby wins
 
2008-03-12 04:44:05 PM
Mugato: Having never seen American Idol, what does this guy "do" exactly? It sounds like he went to the Regis Philbin School of announcing shiat and just sort of existing.

If that's really true, why come to this thread? Scope/Crest fan? It can't be a gay thing, because every gay person in the world watches American Idol.

/not really trying to pick on you, that just strikes me as curious
 
2008-03-12 04:47:25 PM
Walken's cooler brother: If that's really true, why come to this thread? Scope/Crest fan? It can't be a gay thing, because every gay person in the world watches American Idol.

How could one resist a headline like that?
 
2008-03-12 05:38:19 PM
Digitalstrange:

Why him? He is adorably cute in the way that teen girls(a huge top 40 demographic and sizable AI one) love and looks like he will stay that way for some time, he has a good voice and isnt controversial. Which is probably why he stays in the closet.


Well, he's not gay then, he's just a robot like Dick Clark. His only sexual attraction is to vacuum cleaners and front loading washing machines.
 
2008-03-12 05:48:57 PM
Awesome headline subby
 
2008-03-12 09:22:01 PM
Mugato: Having never seen American Idol, what does this guy "do" exactly? It sounds like he went to the Regis Philbin School of announcing shiat and just sort of existing.

That's about it.

/Not exaggerating
 
2008-03-12 09:51:47 PM
The First: aishwarya rai (google her now)

Sweet burbling Jebus... thanks, The First!
 
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