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(CNSNews)   Who can improve vegetative relations between the United States and Muslim communities around the world? Cue Cumber   (cnsnews.com) divider line 70
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2008-03-11 12:13:14 AM
Good one. +1
 
2008-03-11 12:16:28 AM
Carrot and stick policies might help.
 
2008-03-11 04:49:02 AM
Our interests and theirs seem like apples and oranges to me.
 
2008-03-11 05:20:34 AM
Good luck with that!
 
2008-03-11 05:39:21 AM
Islamophobia: it's our fault.
 
2008-03-11 05:43:46 AM
I hear he's a cool guy.
 
2008-03-11 05:44:20 AM
grapes
 
2008-03-11 05:44:50 AM
Personally, I think he's in a pickle.
 
2008-03-11 05:49:24 AM
OICWhat you did there.
i229.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-11 05:51:48 AM
Brilliant headline
 
2008-03-11 05:51:56 AM
Religion of peas!
 
2008-03-11 06:01:08 AM
I bet you've been waiting years for an opportunity to use that Subby.
 
2008-03-11 06:04:53 AM
www.acceleratingfuture.com

Still an option.

/just sayin'
 
2008-03-11 06:17:39 AM
hopefully this interaction will allow us to turnip more effective ways to settle our differences
 
2008-03-11 06:19:25 AM
Someone mention Turnips?

In my defense. I'd assumed the answer was Terri Schiavo.
 
2008-03-11 06:20:48 AM
I'm beginning to think the Middle East could use a few more bars and liquor stores instead of a convoy.
 
2008-03-11 06:21:48 AM
www.cbc.ca

/originally first choice for the job
//thought of it after my turnips reference
///will there be a movie on the flight?
 
2008-03-11 06:26:09 AM
Didn't he used to be a Raita?
 
2008-03-11 06:30:18 AM
Stick it up a detainees pooper and wait six weeks, voila! A pickle!
 
2008-03-11 06:33:56 AM
My guess is it won't amount to a hill of beans.
 
2008-03-11 06:40:15 AM
www.larry-boy.com
 
2008-03-11 06:46:03 AM
har de har har..

Thanks pop!
 
2008-03-11 06:50:46 AM
I have a feeling this will end up involving a Salad Shooter.
 
2008-03-11 06:56:22 AM
Nicely done, subby
 
2008-03-11 06:58:46 AM
I got $20 bucks that say we get his head back from that meeting in a platter.

/literaly.
 
2008-03-11 07:07:21 AM
Mine's bigger?
 
2008-03-11 07:10:26 AM
"who can take a sunrise/ sprinkle it with dew...

...the cumber man can?"

/am I the only one who thought of that when I read this headline?
 
2008-03-11 07:25:38 AM
The best from memory...

Now down by the Humber

The wife of a plumber

She did the rhumba

On my cucumber

She went and got her neighbours

And a sister or two

And the district nurse and they all said

"Ooh! look at that cucumber" (what a size)

What a fat cucumber (satisfies)

Romantic cucumber (should win a prize)

Gigantic cucumber (come and do the cucumber number)
 
2008-03-11 07:26:34 AM
 
2008-03-11 07:28:16 AM
Is it terrible that is see this guy going in, Ok we have accomplished buying up most conveinience stores and cheap hotels in the United States. Those stupid americans will never know wha t hits them.
 
2008-03-11 07:52:04 AM
Cool!

//and in a good way
 
2008-03-11 07:56:24 AM
turnipbear: Someone mention Turnips?

In my defense. I'd assumed the answer was Terri Schiavo.


Zing!
 
2008-03-11 08:26:01 AM
strathmeyer: Islamophobia: it's our fault.

You're a muslim fundamentalist?
 
2008-03-11 08:30:32 AM
strathmeyer: Islamophobia: it's our fault.

I don't think Islamophobia would be there if it weren't for thousands of people in the Middle East killing innocents proudly in the name of Islam, with little reprimand from Muslim clerics.

I mean, we didn't all throw a dart at a board with religions all over it and decide to think poorly of whichever one it landed on.
 
2008-03-11 08:31:28 AM
xanadian: strathmeyer: Islamophobia: it's our fault.

You're a muslim fundamentalist?


This.
 
2008-03-11 08:33:31 AM
Vern: OICWhat you did there.

Win
 
2008-03-11 09:02:07 AM
What?! No Animal House reference?

Otter: [in the supermarket vegetable section] Mine's bigger than that.
Marion Wormer: [looks questioningly at him]
Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Otter: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Otter: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. You, still want to show me your cucumber?
 
2008-03-11 09:20:15 AM
Green threads slice me.
 
2008-03-11 09:22:47 AM
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is just
Dubya & Co.'s mouthpiece. She has no honor.


/As if my opinion matters.
 
2008-03-11 09:23:55 AM
CueQueue Cumber

/sorry, pet peeve
 
2008-03-11 09:54:43 AM
I thought our Cucumber representative was for the feminists...
 
2008-03-11 09:57:43 AM
Doggie McNugget: CueQueue Cumber

/sorry, pet peeve


Man, Doggie, I'll bet it took years of practice to become as wrong as you are.

/you wait in a queue, but you wait on a cue
 
2008-03-11 09:57:53 AM
i was so expecting a muslim version of veggie tales from subbies headline.

glad it wasn't that
 
2008-03-11 10:00:32 AM
www.junkscience.com
 
2008-03-11 10:26:36 AM
nuke em
 
2008-03-11 10:35:35 AM
kntgsp:
Still an option.
/just sayin'


EsteeFlwrPot
nuke 'em



Is it really an option anymore though? Has it been since the development of the large thermonuclear weapons and the global interdependence of world economies?

Our current nukes are hundreds to thousands of times more powerful than the two that have been used on real targets since their invention...

First off, if you think anything justifies the instant vaporization of entire cities --hundreds of thousands to millions of civilian casualties included-- you gotta be kind of insane. As for the argument "Muslim terrorists don't care about civilians," your goddamn right they don't; they're animals! The most powerful, free country on earth should not sink to the level of illiterate mystic psychopaths.

Even if it didn't initiate WWIII, the world would cease to trade with us and the economy would completely collapse.

We don't live in a world anymore where we can stand to fark up our standing with the international community like that. We are too dependent on countries like China, which would immediately stand against us if we ever really nuked someplace.
 
2008-03-11 10:49:15 AM
It's nice to see that this thread is grounds for a well-reasoned, logical and objective dialogue.
/Facetious
 
2008-03-11 10:56:29 AM
Why does it seem that every 2-bit politician and business man in the Western world is bending over backwards (and kissing his own ass in the process) to cater to the damned Moslems?
 
2008-03-11 11:04:05 AM
Nolondil: Why does it seem that every 2-bit politician and business man in the Western world is bending over backwards (and kissing his own ass in the process) to cater to the damned Moslems?

Because it is not in our best interest to look like we don't give a fark about a large portion of the human population (there are 1.5 billion Muslims in the world).
 
2008-03-11 11:13:36 AM
EsteeFlwrPot: nuke em


Corpses are remarkably non-violent!


Well discounting the comic book physics of radioactive flesh eating zombies...
 
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