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2008-03-10 11:43:25 PM  
I bet people are all steamed up and shouting about it.
 
2008-03-10 11:44:30 PM  
I don't care as long as the Teacup ride at Disney is next to be crushed.
 
2008-03-10 11:49:32 PM  
strong and stout?
 
2008-03-10 11:54:58 PM  
Strangely similar--coincidence?
bibble.org
My holy teapot cannot be destroyed.
 
2008-03-11 12:25:12 AM  
Muslims sure do love blowing things up and knocking things down.
 
2008-03-11 12:50:51 AM  
Those people who worshipped the giant teapot would shiat bricks if they saw one of our mini-golf courses. Lots of stuff to worship and if you sink a hole in one -you get a magical healing pencil -with your name on it.
 
2008-03-11 12:55:49 AM  
They follow the teaching of Ariffin Mohammed, 65, better known as Ayah ("Master") Pin, who holds that every religion is equally valid and that anyone can find his or her own path to God.

This is the single most sensible thing I have ever heard from any "true believer." I wish to subscribe to his newsletter.
 
2008-03-11 02:13:35 AM  
Wow, for a second I thought they were talking about Bob's Java Jive:

www.beans-around-the-world.com

What would Tacomans do for entertainment once they get rid of THAT?
 
2008-03-11 02:42:13 AM  
Did they get the tempest too?
 
2008-03-11 02:54:56 AM  
I saw the headline and thought for half a moment that some religious nut had managed to destroy the atheist teapot argument. Glad to see it's just this.
 
2008-03-11 04:25:19 AM  
oxbowjourneyman: I bet people are all steamed up and shouting about it.

Until they're tipped over.
 
2008-03-11 04:31:15 AM  
Glenn Benton is gonna be pissed.
 
2008-03-11 04:32:46 AM  
"Religious zealotry" itself needs to be bulldozed.
 
2008-03-11 04:33:25 AM  
Confabulat: Muslims sure do love blowing things up and knocking things down.

Unlike Christians, of course (insert rolleyes)
 
2008-03-11 04:36:54 AM  
Repeat... again.

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1504401
 
2008-03-11 04:38:12 AM  
Take note. It won't be long until Muslim groups here grow large enough to start demanding other religions' places of worship be torn down. Much like in Malaysia, liberals here will bow and scrape to please as they don't want to "offend the Muslims".

/dangles trollbait in the air
 
2008-03-11 04:38:38 AM  
Man, someone's probably REEEEAL mad at the Muslims for all the hate they be kickin' out. It's against the religion to leave it? WTF?
 
2008-03-11 04:38:55 AM  
Islam, the religion of peacepieces....of giant teapot.

Islam has fallen prey to the worlds most clever nam-shub, the Qur'an.
 
2008-03-11 04:40:00 AM  
Empanda
Don't worry, the undectable floating teapot is still somewhere safely between the earth and the moon.

But yeah, this is majorly farked up. The people have their monuments, and they seem to live in peace. That was the past, now there is just ,apparently flaming, rubble as the government and a mob destroy the compound. These people preached a very good message, that all religions are equally valid.

Now, I'm an atheistic bastard, but I do believe that this Master Pin has a very good point for helping to unify people . . . well theists anyway. It sickens me that this guy and his group are being punished for not "conforming to Islam".

It is waaaaay too early in the morning for me to keep going on this, since I am already insensable.
 
2008-03-11 04:40:40 AM  
holds that every religion is equally valid...

Religions that say this tend to be the most persecuted in the whole world.
 
2008-03-11 04:46:27 AM  
Waaaaait... I thought I'd seen this story before - this is dated August 2005. Welcome to three years ago, Subby
 
2008-03-11 04:49:48 AM  
Scaryduck: Waaaaait... I thought I'd seen this story before - this is dated August 2005. Welcome to three years ago, Subby

Heh, ehh well, just proves that Islam has been consistently up to crazy, no matter what year.

/not the subby
 
2008-03-11 04:53:51 AM  
www.debbieschlussel.com

Sorry, but there's only room for so many tokens on this board. GTFO.

www.emgmonthly.com

The hand. It wants to grab the iron. Like it's totally predictable, right? Then it'll iron out all the wrinkles in your brain so you can't think.
 
2008-03-11 04:54:10 AM  
Scifientologist: Scaryduck: Waaaaait... I thought I'd seen this story before - this is dated August 2005. Welcome to three years ago, Subby

Heh, ehh well, just proves that Islam has been consistently up to crazy, no matter what year.

/not the subby


"Shock and Awe" - those were Muslims too, right? That was FIVE years ago, right?

/I forget. Help me remember.
 
2008-03-11 05:02:31 AM  
SoxSweepAgain: Confabulat: Muslims sure do love blowing things up and knocking things down.

Unlike Christians, of course (insert rolleyes)


Yea, all those hundreds of Christian fanatics marching in the streets shouting death to whomever and strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up children and elderly in buses and malls... (insert rolleyes)
 
2008-03-11 05:08:45 AM  
Generally I hate america and virtually all of the capitalist crap that it stands for. But I really have to shut up when I read about places where apostasy is still a crime.

/takes the crap along with the ability to tell the crap that it's crap
 
2008-03-11 05:09:38 AM  
JonnyBGoode: Yea, all those hundreds of Christian fanatics marching in the streets shouting death to whomever and strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up children and elderly in buses and malls... (insert rolleyes)

Nah, Christian extremists prefer trampling on individual rights instead of killing in the name of Jesus.
 
2008-03-11 05:16:01 AM  
NickBush24: JonnyBGoode: Yea, all those hundreds of Christian fanatics marching in the streets shouting death to whomever and strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up children and elderly in buses and malls... (insert rolleyes)

Nah, Christian extremists prefer trampling on individual rights instead of killing in the name of Jesus.


They occasionally bomb an abortion clinic.
 
2008-03-11 05:19:16 AM  
They Nutjob Pro lifer terrorists occasionally bomb an abortion clinic.

FTFY.
 
2008-03-11 05:19:37 AM  
Ayah ("Master") Pin, who holds that every religion is equally valid and that anyone can find his or her own path to God.

Yup. That subversive, and possibly Satanic thinking must be wiped out and burned. We don't want people actually living in peace.
(rolls eyes} (scratches nuts}
 
2008-03-11 05:28:12 AM  
(looks around} (scratches pipco's nuts}

/got nothing
 
2008-03-11 05:28:21 AM  
HOPWhiteyFord: It sickens me that this guy and his group are being punished for not "conforming to Islam".

It's strange that in Kuala Lumpur you can see Hindu temples and Chinese temples (to various Chinese gods) and Christian churches along side of the Mosques.
But I guess it was the apostasy that was getting their turbans in a twist.

So they are better than Saudi Arabia, but still haven't quite figured out that freedom of conscience thing.
 
2008-03-11 05:29:08 AM  
First:
Last Updated: 12:31am BST 02/08/2005

Second:
Where in the article did it talk about a Satanic teapot? The only thing I saw was at the end, "Pin is a deviationist. It is possible that he is dealing with Satan." Does that mean we bypass Muslims and go straight to Satanism on the possibility someone is dealing with Satan?

stretch much subby?
 
2008-03-11 05:31:11 AM  
JonnyBGoode: SoxSweepAgain: Confabulat: Muslims sure do love blowing things up and knocking things down.

Unlike Christians, of course (insert rolleyes)

Yea, all those hundreds of Christian fanatics marching in the streets shouting death to whomever and strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up children and elderly in buses and malls... (insert rolleyes)


As opposed to all those Christians supporting a corrupt assclown with a whole bunch of jets dropping bombs on Baghdad, killing innocent Muslims.

Let's have some perspective, doucheclown. Christians with jets suck as bad as rock-throwing, chanting Islamists.

Both suck.
 
2008-03-11 05:41:40 AM  
The best teapot news is from 2005.
 
2008-03-11 05:43:56 AM  
Skyfrog: They Nutjob Pro lifer terrorists occasionally bomb an abortion clinic.

FTFY.


Virtually all nutjob pro-lifers in the United States are Christian. So are most of the criminals for that matter. To be fair though I don't blame their religion for their insanity. I don't blame Islam for terrorists either. There are perfectly sane people who follow religion, and there are complete and utter nutjobs who are also religious. Same is true of atheists. Some people are just farking nuts.
 
2008-03-11 05:46:04 AM  
Special Agent Pederast. Thanks, You're a real pal!
 
2008-03-11 06:01:39 AM  
This is the second time this is a repeat.
 
2008-03-11 06:05:29 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-03-11 06:06:44 AM  
pipco Just contributing anyway I can.
 
2008-03-11 06:23:00 AM  
Email:
Subject: RE:Pete
 
2008-03-11 06:28:06 AM  
strathmeyer: The best teapot news is from 2005 1922.

your milk shake, I FTFY
 
2008-03-11 06:46:59 AM  
FTA: ...Ayah ("Master") Pin, who holds that every religion is equally valid and that anyone can find his or her own path to God.

I say we invite Ariffin Mohammed, a.k.a. Ayah "Master" Pin, to come over here to the U.S. and let him build whatever the fark he wants.
 
2008-03-11 06:52:53 AM  
any country that has something called "Religious Police" is wrong and needs to be nuked from orbit.
 
2008-03-11 06:56:48 AM  
Is it just me or do more and more articles get recycled with new headlines lately? Who greenlights this shiat? Maybe the greenlighter takes perverse pleasure in our grousing about repeats?
 
2008-03-11 07:00:41 AM  
SoxSweepAgain: JonnyBGoode: SoxSweepAgain: Confabulat: Muslims sure do love blowing things up and knocking things down.

Unlike Christians, of course (insert rolleyes)

As opposed to all those Christians supporting a corrupt assclown with a whole bunch of jets dropping bombs on Baghdad, killing innocent Muslims.

Let's have some perspective, doucheclown. Christians with jets suck as bad as rock-throwing, chanting Islamists.

Both suck.


May introduce the troubles of Northern Ireland and the exploits of the IRA? Protestants and Catholics in all their glory.

\Every culture is guilty. All are not beyond redemption.
 
2008-03-11 07:01:20 AM  
When I see "teapot" in a headline, I normally don't expect a religious flamewar.

...this thread has everything.
 
2008-03-11 07:03:15 AM  
Religious teapots, what can't they do?

\Sponsored by Vodak.
 
2008-03-11 07:13:01 AM  
JonnyBGoode: SoxSweepAgain: Confabulat: Muslims sure do love blowing things up and knocking things down.

Unlike Christians, of course (insert rolleyes)

Yea, all those hundreds of Christian fanatics marching in the streets shouting death to whomever and strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up children and elderly in buses and malls... (insert rolleyes)


Nutjobs use the best weapons they have available.

Middle-eastern Islamo-crazies: rocks, guns, and bombs.
Western Christ-nuts: propaganda, politics, and litigation.

Which do you think has a bigger impact?

Hint: One of them directly affects the lives of over 500 million people and indirectly(or directly in some cases) affects the rest of the world.
 
2008-03-11 07:21:24 AM  
JonnyBGoode: Yea, all those hundreds of Christian fanatics marching in the streets shouting death to whomever and strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up children and elderly compassionate healthcare professionals in buses and malls women's clinics... (insert rolleyes)

Fixed that for you.
 
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