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(Starpulse)   George Clooney denies getting plastic surgery on his face, but says he had his balls "ironed" to remove the wrinkles   (starpulse.com) divider line 156
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2008-03-10 11:47:11 AM
OMG, subby, you ain't kidding!

FTFA: He says, "I did get my balls done though, I got them unwrinkled. It's the new thing in Hollywood - ball ironing."

LOL! I'm really beginning to like this guy.
 
2008-03-10 11:48:43 AM
Also: "Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
 
2008-03-10 12:03:44 PM
xanadian: It's the new thing in Hollywood - ball ironing.

Normally, I skip stupid trendy shiat like this because I'm lazy. Now, I think I'll actively do whatever necessary to avoid this one.
 
2008-03-10 01:54:08 PM
Iron Balls McGinty
 
2008-03-10 01:54:11 PM
One more for a Geoge Clooney Trifecta!
 
2008-03-10 01:54:52 PM
I just botox my balls. Makes em smooth as eggs.
 
2008-03-10 01:55:05 PM
Normally, I don't really care what actors say outside of their roles. This was pretty funny though. It's the type of thing any of us would say to our friends, but he said it to the press. I have to give him credit for that.
 
2008-03-10 01:55:49 PM
He's kidding, right?? Being cheeky? Did I get this one right?
 
2008-03-10 01:56:08 PM
And this is why George is so damn irresistable!
 
2008-03-10 01:56:09 PM
He stole that from Chapelle. Not word for word, but the gist.

Whatever else you say about the guy, he does appear (usually) to have a sense of humor and the ridiculousness of his job.
 
2008-03-10 01:56:21 PM
And who among us has not placed a very hot peice of metal against their balls?
 
2008-03-10 01:56:33 PM
xanadian: OMG, subby, you ain't kidding!

FTFA: He says, "I did get my balls done though, I got them unwrinkled. It's the new thing in Hollywood - ball ironing."

LOL! I'm really beginning to like this guy.


Every article on George Clooney is full of WIN, sans batman and robin.
 
2008-03-10 01:56:46 PM
Golf clap for George Clooney.
 
2008-03-10 01:57:12 PM
I meant "ABOUT the ridiculousness of his job"

Sorry.
 
2008-03-10 01:57:20 PM
poison_amy
He's kidding, right?? Being cheeky? Did I get this one right?


no, he was being completely serious.

/sarcasm
//or was it?
///so hard to tell on the interwebs
 
2008-03-10 01:57:24 PM
Guess that Dave Chappelle bit from his stand-up wasn't far off.
 
2008-03-10 01:57:37 PM
It's not Fark it's

www.simplytiffanytaite.com
 
2008-03-10 01:58:11 PM
scrumtralecent: Guess that Dave Chappelle bit from his stand-up wasn't far off.

"smooth as eggs."
 
2008-03-10 01:58:21 PM
Clooney trifecta!

Apparently he's replaced the Dead Pool girls as the ticket to a greenlight on the showbiz tab.
 
2008-03-10 01:58:31 PM
assegai: Every article on George Clooney is full of WIN, sans batman and robin.

Well, you can't really blame him for that - personally, I think he was a perfect casting decision for Batman. He just couldn't overcome the swirling vortex of suck that was Schumacher's writing and directing for that film.

Likewise, Piers Brosnan as James Bond - excellent actor for Bond, but terrible films.
 
2008-03-10 02:00:24 PM
What about the taint seam? I really want to do something about my taint seam...
 
2008-03-10 02:00:55 PM
good, maybe now that poor guy can finally get laid.
 
2008-03-10 02:01:02 PM
George C.......looney has balls?
 
2008-03-10 02:01:14 PM
Can't wait until Ronco produces the Ball-Wrinkle Removing Hand Held Clock Radio.

But wait, there's more...now sold with a Ginsu knife...Now, how much would you pay?
 
2008-03-10 02:01:15 PM
I LOL'ed.
 
2008-03-10 02:01:36 PM
picturescrazy: Normally, I don't really care what actors say outside of their roles. This was pretty funny though. It's the type of thing any of us would say to our friends, but he said it to the press. I have to give him credit for that.

Came here to write something similar, but didn't won't to get caught up in the whole 'he copied that from crazy'.
 
2008-03-10 02:01:45 PM
DipsomaniacDawg


Isn't Botox controlled botchalism?

Wouldn't that make them... Botchy balls?
 
2008-03-10 02:01:47 PM
I'm about 25 yards out. I'll go with a pitching wedge instead.

/Prays to god I don't take a divot.
 
2008-03-10 02:02:41 PM
Caretaker: picturescrazy: Normally, I don't really care what actors say outside of their roles. This was pretty funny though. It's the type of thing any of us would say to our friends, but he said it to the press. I have to give him credit for that.

Came here to write something similar, but didn't won't to get caught up in the whole 'he copied that from crazy'.


Okay....so, I should have preview 'want' not 'won't'.....I supervise twelve women, what do you expect?
 
2008-03-10 02:03:34 PM
Oh man!!!!! Awesome!!! Brilliant!!! +1 Subby!

/LOL'd
 
2008-03-10 02:04:15 PM
img48.imageshack.us

smooth as eggs
 
2008-03-10 02:04:17 PM
Caretaker: Caretaker: picturescrazy: Normally, I don't really care what actors say outside of their roles. This was pretty funny though. It's the type of thing any of us would say to our friends, but he said it to the press. I have to give him credit for that.

Came here to write something similar, but didn't won't to get caught up in the whole 'he copied that from crazy'.

Okay....so, I should have preview 'want' not 'won't'.....I supervise twelve women, what do you expect?


fewer sob stories.
 
2008-03-10 02:04:40 PM
The ladies like it when I military press my sack, get the creases right and they are yours for the night
 
2008-03-10 02:04:42 PM
George Clooney is full of win in my book purely because he LOVES to fark with the tabloids and media like this. He can say something crazy and deliver it so deadpan that people will actually believe him.


He's my new man crush.
 
2008-03-10 02:04:49 PM
I suppose it would be the acme of foolishness to ask if you have any ball starch

i234.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-10 02:05:00 PM
KoolerThanJesus: Isn't Botox controlled botchalism?

No, but it is controlled botulism.

/Snark off
 
2008-03-10 02:06:35 PM
I think seeing Clooney is one of the few things that doesn't make my wife's cooze dry up like grandma's femur in the crematorium oven.

Is it possible to get a scrote-lift? My boys will be down by my knees soon! LOL
 
2008-03-10 02:06:46 PM
i hate myself for liking clooney.
 
2008-03-10 02:06:59 PM
Does anyone else get the impression that Clooney is auditioning for the "crazy guy at the Oscars" role so he's ready whenever Nicholson dies?
 
2008-03-10 02:07:13 PM
Clooney is a riot.

Remember how he was all "hey Matt and Trey! Put me on as a guest on South Park!"

Then they say "ok, but you have to be sparky the gay dog and the only lines you get are 'woof'"

And Clooney's all "HAHAHA! Hells ya!"
 
2008-03-10 02:07:38 PM
See, I even entered it in google to spell check but didn't click on the link.. dammit!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=botch alism&spell=1
 
2008-03-10 02:07:45 PM
thoughtpol: Caretaker: Caretaker: picturescrazy: Normally, I don't really care what actors say outside of their roles. This was pretty funny though. It's the type of thing any of us would say to our friends, but he said it to the press. I have to give him credit for that.

Came here to write something similar, but didn't won't to get caught up in the whole 'he copied that from crazy'.

Okay....so, I should have preview 'want' not 'won't'.....I supervise twelve women, what do you expect?

fewer sob stories.


pics
 
2008-03-10 02:07:48 PM
Now THAT'S EXTREME IRONING

i23.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-10 02:09:57 PM
This guy is unimpressed

Link (new window, Not a RR)
 
2008-03-10 02:10:08 PM
Fun Fact: Janet Reno had this same procedure done back in 1998. Also had them starched.
 
EJ
2008-03-10 02:10:09 PM
But he has had work done on his face. He said it himself when Julia Roberts interviewed him about a year ago, I think it was an ABC special.
 
2008-03-10 02:10:24 PM
Just think of the difference it would make with George Clooney's balls on Jay Leno's chin
 
2008-03-10 02:10:44 PM
I keep my nuts silky smooth by forcing my wife to repeatedly gargle them in her highly acidic saliva. She's like a monitor lizard.
 
2008-03-10 02:11:17 PM
www.kodak.com

"So you boys picked up the story saying I get my balls ironed? Boy, you're just dumber than a bag o' hammers. . ."
 
2008-03-10 02:12:35 PM
Heh... the man has a pretty cool sense of humor. Wonder if the tabloids will take it as literal, and start printing it.
 
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