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(MSNBC)   Star Jones dumps husband because he "spent their marriage riding her success", which is a strange nickname for a dildo   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 166
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2008-03-10 12:24:13 PM
ISWYDT, subby.

/not necessarilly "funny", but you get an 'A' for affort.
 
2008-03-10 12:25:34 PM
14:59.
 
2008-03-10 01:00:32 PM
What success?
 
2008-03-10 02:19:12 PM
haha shes fat

/in the inside
 
2008-03-10 02:19:46 PM
who?
 
2008-03-10 02:20:16 PM
That headline is full of win!
 
2008-03-10 02:20:39 PM
She is wrong, he actully spent their marriage riding a sow.
 
2008-03-10 02:21:13 PM
Headline is enjoyable, Star Jones not so much. Let's be honest, good one subby.
 
2008-03-10 02:21:28 PM
threw up a little at the thought of star jones and anything related to sex.
 
2008-03-10 02:23:21 PM
Star Jones dumps husband after eating him.
 
2008-03-10 02:23:38 PM
I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting.

there's a joke in here somewhere...
 
2008-03-10 02:24:19 PM
i84.photobucket.com
/approves
//obscure?
 
2008-03-10 02:24:19 PM
Star Jones wishes she was as popular as Oprah. She's just a stupid biatch with no talent, and who shouldn't even be famous.
 
2008-03-10 02:24:22 PM
Star Jones dumps husband because he "spent their marriage riding her success",


Yes, because I'm so sure he married her because of her "inner beauty".
 
2008-03-10 02:24:22 PM
What crappy friends these people have.

Always notice on articles like this its a friend that says something. You need friends that won't go gabbing to the press with the first news they have about something.



Also, who cares.
 
2008-03-10 02:24:55 PM
Alucard1191

That headline is full of win!

I concur. I LOL'd!
 
2008-03-10 02:24:56 PM
Which corporate sponsors are lined up for the divorce?
 
2008-03-10 02:25:40 PM
I'll bet you a buck the guy is partying right now like its 1999...

Can you belive getting rid od that fat kunt and getting a piece of her money???

Holly shiat, he has hitteth the jackpot.
 
2008-03-10 02:26:02 PM
LOL


+4
 
2008-03-10 02:26:59 PM
Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor but, every once and a while, it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article *A* dildo, never *your* dildo.
 
2008-03-10 02:27:47 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Star Jones wishes she was as popular as Oprah. She's just a stupid biatch with no talent, and who shouldn't even be famous.

Oprah or Star?


/I vote both!
 
2008-03-10 02:27:54 PM
i208.photobucket.com

Forgot to add this.
 
2008-03-10 02:29:15 PM
img296.imageshack.us

/subby owes me a new keyboard
 
2008-03-10 02:31:05 PM
I came here to say "I'd hit it" and I'm not ashamed to say so.
 
2008-03-10 02:31:09 PM
So he sampled Raisinettes and found he still prefers Sugar Daddies. Who cares?
 
2008-03-10 02:31:13 PM
i238.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-10 02:31:59 PM
"Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her."

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit no broke nubians
 
2008-03-10 02:32:28 PM
theologian: ISWYDT, subby.

/not necessarilly "funny", but you get an 'A' for affort.


i don't think it's necessarily funny ... but i think it is funny. certainly nothing about the headline requires it to be funny, but in this case it just is.

good job, subby.
 
2008-03-10 02:32:31 PM
You can take the fat out of the fattie but you can't the fattie out of the girl.
 
2008-03-10 02:32:33 PM
Does anyone else have a real problem looking directly at her face? Something about it just shakes me to my core.
 
2008-03-10 02:33:15 PM
jetfishes: I came here to say "I'd hit it" and I'm not ashamed to say so.

I don't think merely 'hitting it' will be sufficient...
i90.photobucket.com
/I'd harpoon it.
 
2008-03-10 02:33:26 PM
jamminatorr!: What success?

the kind that makes her as wealthy as she is.

don't have to like her to know she's pretty damned successful.
 
2008-03-10 02:37:18 PM
img403.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-10 02:38:23 PM
MSNBC using the Enquirer as a source? Hope the association doesn't negatively affect the Enquirer's reputation.
 
2008-03-10 02:38:34 PM
Well hell how else are you going to get off with that thing other than electro stimulation of the prostate?
 
2008-03-10 02:39:03 PM
bambi121899: So he sampled Raisinettes and found he still prefers Sugar Daddies. Who cares?

You owe me a new keyboard, and some more coffee!
 
2008-03-10 02:39:35 PM
robisfunky: /I'd harpoon it.

For fark's sake man. I just ate!
 
2008-03-10 02:40:54 PM
Maybe hubby asked her one too many times about when she going to start doing the weather.
 
2008-03-10 02:42:52 PM
Half Missus Fark You Womyn, HALF!!!

/my apologies to Mr. Murphy
 
2008-03-10 02:44:16 PM
robisfunky: /I'd harpoon it.

HAHAHA

/I lol'd
 
2008-03-10 02:45:25 PM
kids, if star jones dumps your lame ass, it's definitely time to re-assess the situation.
 
2008-03-10 02:45:43 PM
downtownkid: She is wrong, he actully spent their marriage riding a sow.

niiiice!
 
2008-03-10 02:45:58 PM
i90.photobucket.com

bp1.blogger.com
 
2008-03-10 02:46:14 PM
strange name for a dildo? Can't be any worse than steely dan
 
2008-03-10 02:47:34 PM
This entire thread is full of winnnnnnn.

I'd harpoon it got the smirk and barely concealed laugh/snort that attracted the attention of the boss. DAMN.
 
2008-03-10 02:47:41 PM
Get half girl!!!
 
2008-03-10 02:51:48 PM
Vman: Get half girl!!!


Is that your advice to her, or him?

/he should get at least 1/8th the girl next time
 
2008-03-10 02:53:25 PM
I believe she's also a Hillary supporter. I'm sure the irony is completely lost on her.
 
2008-03-10 02:53:41 PM
Reminds me of an old joke punchline "and I got $50 for my thermos"
 
2008-03-10 02:55:07 PM
Dildo in the headline. I love it.
 
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