Who cares? We should all just stop paying attention.

bronyaur1: Nothing seems to me to be scummier than ratting on a ex's secrets. No matter how mad you are at him/her, not keeping it to yourself makes you a scumbag.

You cheat on an ex and get outed? I'm all for people lieing about their douchbaggery and being outed. People need to know their actions follow them.

/Acting like an ass, then expecting to be able to bury it is far more loserish than outing someone of being a loser.

Fark: Where submitters convince you it's bedtime.

Woooot! Green River Community College! Go Gators!

I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it's heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time.

Words cannot express the horror.

He met her working at waitress in a cocktail bar that much is true, but even then she knew she'd find a much better place either with or without him.

Greenlighters: Don't care. Future articles in this vein will result in less clicks on ads. Be advised!

George Clooney's girlfriend is a woman from Kent, WA.

Kent

KENT????

This defies everything I learned about Kent!

/Almost Live fan
//seriously, Kent???

This guy's blog is proof that he is

A: Not getting any pussy at the moment

and

B: Bitter because his former piece of ass realized she could do better than the douche sandwich that he was.

bronyaur1 I think someone's hiding something...


/its me!

Eikni:

Very nice Human League reference.... Poor George, five years from now he'll be asking her "Don't you want me baby...don't you want me ohhhhhh..."

Is blocking someone from a "My Space" page a big deal?

InferiousX: douche sandwich .

That would be one soggy, leave you feeling fresh sandwich

I don't get it. Her dirty little secret is that she was not a go-go dancer? I would expect that a $200k waitress and A-list arm candy would be crushing skulls daily.

Ummm....what did I just read, why did I read it, and how do I get my 5 minutes back? Good God, what a pathetic, lonely, jealous little boy.

mooseyfate: Ummm....what did I just read, why did I read it, and how do I get my 5 minutes back? Good God, what a pathetic, lonely, jealous little boy.

THIS

Danger Avoid Death: I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it's heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time.

Words cannot express the horror.

Really? I thought that was the funniest part of an otherwise pathetic article. It at least made me roll my eyes in a "oh man come on" kind of way.

Please stop me if I am wrong, but is sounds like the blogger isn't even an ex-boyfriend, just some guy who has some high school ties.

You remember that guy...deluded enough to think that he was a valid part of the relationship

/or was that just my experience?

Hey, can someone post the article? When I open it, it is blank, not sure if they removed it or something? Thanks!

lilygirl: Hey, can someone post the article? When I open it, it is blank, not sure if they removed it or something? Thanks!

They did you a favor.

/seriously, there's nothing there, even when there are words on the page
//There's just no point, rhyme, or reason to be found in it

every person on earth older than 20 has had sex with someone who is not you.

this is my cup of who cares.

useless w/o pics imho

So the most important thing in this guy's life is that he used to know someone who know dates someone famous? Hey tool, if you really want to impress me why not kill yourself in a spectacular way. Then you will be very popular. C'mon, do it, all the cool kids are.

lilygirl: Hey, can someone post the article? When I open it, it is blank, not sure if they removed it or something? Thanks!

No. Trust me you're better off.

mooseyfate: Good God, what a pathetic, lonely, jealous little boy.

THIS

I just skimmed the article to see if it was a repeat because I'm getting serious deja vu. Wasn't there some guy who blogged about knowing George Clooney's last squeeze-who-was-previously-a-nobody? I recall that his blog posts were actually plagiarized by some tabloid without attribution so he ended up dishing the whole dirt to get back at them. In his case though he I seem to recall that what he wrote was mostly that she was a nice gal.

Maybe it was some other famous person who was dating a nobody.

Momzilla59: George Clooney's girlfriend is a woman from Kent, WA.

Kent

KENT????

This defies everything I learned about Kent!

/Almost Live fan
//seriously, Kent???

Yeah I was born and raised in Kent. You can go ahead and take the Almost Live jokes about it as reality. This hot waitress chick who is dating George Clooney is probably the best thing to come out of that town.

Also, GRCC fark yeah. Go Gators!

So wait, does this mean George Clooney's FARK handle is Scanlon Kelsey?

DipsomaniacDawg; This hot waitress chick who is dating George Clooney is probably the best thing to come out of that town

Liar. My vote is for Winco Foods, 24 hours, food sold by weight from bins FTW
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My ex is now married to a councilman in Eureka, CA. I got dogged over big time .... you better believe I'm gonna be a scumbag and bring all them bones to surface if he ever decides to seek higher office.

Reads like a bunch of e/n.

I wonder what that guy's Fark ID is...

/$5 says it's subby.

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