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		It is now illegal to french kiss a child in Virginia, ruining family reunions for thousands (wtopnews.com)		126
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baka-san		2008-03-09 07:03:52 PM

as long as they don't make it illegal to like babies heads.

It's like licking a rainbow full of puppies and kittens

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2008-03-09 07:09:29 PM

I may be championing special interests here but what's the point of putting together a really good baby skull pyramid if the bodies weren't defiled first?

MrSinister		2008-03-09 07:15:01 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: pyramid

Is this is your house SockMonkey?
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Reactron		2008-03-09 07:17:57 PM

Clearly, some allowance should be granted for purty mouths.

DamnYankees		2008-03-09 08:23:29 PM

What the hell do you mean it's *NOW* illegal?

abb3w		2008-03-09 08:29:29 PM

Virginia: still trying hard to be distinguished from West Virginia.

bainsguy		2008-03-09 08:37:52 PM

abb3w: Virginia: still trying hard to be distinguished from West Virginia.

Hey man, we said good riddance to those hicks years ago.

SevenYearHawk		2008-03-09 08:38:07 PM

I'll take "Truth in Advertising" for the win, Alex!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2008-03-09 08:38:36 PM

So, up until now Virginia was a haven for pedophiles who publicly made out with children?

People of Virginia: Have a seat, right over there.

Shaggy_C		2008-03-09 08:40:06 PM

Some cultures show affection differently than others. For some, a mouth kiss is the equivalent of a hug. You know what that means?

RACISTS!1!!!

sunami		2008-03-09 08:40:40 PM

abb3w: Northern Virginia: a different state from the rest of Virginia.
fixt.

bg10117		2008-03-09 08:41:08 PM

I think subby is mixing up Virginia with West Virginia..

Ryker's Peninsula		2008-03-09 08:41:11 PM

However, "Freedom Kissing" is still ok.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2008-03-09 08:41:21 PM

Shaggy_C: Some cultures show affection differently than others. For some, a mouth kiss is the equivalent of a hug. You know what that means?

RACISTS!1!!!

That's exactly what a child kissing pedophile would say.

nativefloridian		2008-03-09 08:41:44 PM

What kid would sit still for that sort of thing? Kids that age are still worried about catching cooties from the opposite sex.

/at least they were when I was 11

Qatmandu		2008-03-09 08:43:07 PM

I'm sorry, was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

I'm The Foot Farking Master		2008-03-09 08:43:40 PM

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

essucht		2008-03-09 08:43:43 PM

Over his dead body!

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captainwil		2008-03-09 08:44:13 PM

Guess who was unavailable for comment?

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mrwknd		2008-03-09 08:46:01 PM

Well, Virginia was for lovers.

/lived in Stafford(near Quantico)

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2008-03-09 08:47:21 PM

"10-year-old daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter"

ewww...

Sorry dude, but you probably wouldn't have made it to trial.

/not 'from' VA, but lived here the last decade+

eff ewe		2008-03-09 08:47:59 PM

Does this legislation affect butt secks?

thejoz		2008-03-09 08:48:35 PM

As a Virginian, I have to remind you all that it is West Virginia who has those 'family reunion' problems.

Damn.

Shaggy_C		2008-03-09 08:49:33 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: That's exactly what a child kissing pedophile would say.

I prefer the term 'alternative lifestyle', you intolerant jerk!

Mugato		2008-03-09 08:50:35 PM

Cousin Eddie, inconsolable.

Va jay jay		2008-03-09 08:51:19 PM

Most of Virginians are not inbred hicks. Just the ones in the south/west.

/northern Virginian.
//Big difference

nogalltogether		2008-03-09 08:51:30 PM

thejoz: As a Virginian, I have to remind you all that it is West Virginia who has those 'family reunion' problems.

Damn.

Yeah.. except first cousins can marry in Virginia, but not West Virginia.

Juylie		2008-03-09 08:53:27 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: "10-year-old daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter"

ewww...

THIS. A thousand times this.

Randomly		2008-03-09 08:57:05 PM

Waiting for the 12 year old arrested for french kissing his 10year old girlfriend story.

Danger Avoid Death		2008-03-09 08:57:28 PM

It's easier to wait until after Virginia gives birth.

jenlen		2008-03-09 08:59:12 PM

Am I the only one that is disturbed that we even need a law like this?

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2008-03-09 09:04:37 PM

jenlen: Am I the only one that is disturbed that we even need a law like this?

No, you're not.

hollahollaholz		2008-03-09 09:04:57 PM

jenlen: Am I the only one that is disturbed that we even need a law like this?

no. no you are not.

ultraholland		2008-03-09 09:05:17 PM

Aw shucks! Can I still suck on their face like a goldfish gasping for air?

VushtrriBoy		2008-03-09 09:05:49 PM

Question for Farkers:

Where does your state stand on the French Kiss VS underage?

I'm in Oregon and I'll be damned if I can find a statute that covers it,...can't think of a case involving the issue,...

wtf?

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2008-03-09 09:08:31 PM

VushtrriBoy: I'm in Oregon and I'll be damned if I can find a statute that covers it,...can't think of a case involving the issue,...

That's apparently why Virginia is pushing this.

Alleyoop		2008-03-09 09:08:43 PM

Don't worry, I wuzn't even thinkin' of kissin' that purdy mouth of yours

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Bucky Katt		2008-03-09 09:10:38 PM

Virginia too? I thought it was just Arkansas, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, South Carolina, and Mississipi where this was popular.

TheMega		2008-03-09 09:12:31 PM

I think bg10117 is mixing up his father with his girlfriend...

hollahollaholz		2008-03-09 09:12:42 PM

I've never heard of an instance of it in Florida, nor of any laws on it.

leaving earth for no raisin		2008-03-09 09:15:02 PM

Oh, but 13 is still okay. It's just under 13 that is the problem. Got it.

Van Awesome		2008-03-09 09:15:27 PM

I saw my infant nephew get slipped the tongue by his grandmother on his mother's (both of 'em skanks) side. It's been 17 years and I still can't bleach that image out of my mind.

Ewwww.

BatardAmericain		2008-03-09 09:16:45 PM

BatardAmericain		2008-03-09 09:17:56 PM

uh mods wtf

TommyymmoT		2008-03-09 09:19:46 PM

I'm The Foot Farking Master: Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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A little trivia for ya

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This is Cousin Vicki all grown up.

Jane Krakowski, currently as Jenna, on 30 Rock.

fla_cracker		2008-03-09 09:20:48 PM

Alleyoop - Is that Ernest T.Bass? Hope so!

brandied		2008-03-09 09:21:27 PM

When I was a child in Memphis, Tennessee, my grandmother's husband (not my grandfather) would french me whenever he saw me. That was the least of what he did.

That son-of-a-biatch is still alive and free. My family doesn't understand why I won't go visit him.

And I wasn't the only one.

Young Rory Calhoun		2008-03-09 09:23:43 PM

Are there any freedoms left??

fuzzwell		2008-03-09 09:25:26 PM

brandied: When I was a child in Memphis, Tennessee, my grandmother's husband (not my grandfather) would french me whenever he saw me. That was the least of what he did.

That son-of-a-biatch is still alive and free. My family doesn't understand why I won't go visit him.

And I wasn't the only one.

That's a killin' right there. Let one of my future children tell me that someone has done something inappropriate to them and then count the days until the offender goes missing.

jgabby		2008-03-09 09:26:01 PM

TommyymmoT: I'm The Foot Farking Master: Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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A little trivia for ya

This is Cousin Vicki all grown up.

Jane Krakowski, currently as Jenna, on 30 Rock.

And here's Audrey:
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